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35 FOR 35: THE POINSETTIA BOWL


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In the sixth installment of 35 for 35, Adam Jacobi is our special guest because he went to Los Angeles once, and that is more than enough of a resume to discuss the city of San Diego in depth. Topics discussed:

  • Wondering how Jack Hanna got his hands on the rare rapemonkey they keep at the San Diego Zoo
  • A note on a resemblance between Brady Hoke and an actor on a popular HBO show. That's right! It's Deborah Ann Woll!
  • A discussion on Craig James fondness for grilled poop, which we just made up.
  • Pouring one out for the Ricky Dobbs for Heisman campaign.

Listen here, or listen below in the player. If nothing else you get the most aintgiveafuck Neil Young song ever as intro and only 14:46 seconds of perfectly wasted time. Adam's cat gets the final word, appropriately enough.

 

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Pick a mascot and fucking stick with it.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

No, just disgusted at cheaters who cheat. Like that kid, who is a liar and a cheater and will never, ever pay for it.

And moron schools who have three fucking mascots.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s two. You still need one more.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

This is good.

There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes

by Culp's Freaking Hill on Dec 23, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone’s jealous of our swagger. Whatever, go Tigers/Eagle/Tieaglers or whatever you pretend your mascot is this week.

As far as the Cam Newton hate, I’m not on that because Newton is The Truth. But you Auburn fans are pretty retarded overall. I expected better from the superior Alabama school. But then again, it’s still an Alabama school.

The O is the new U

by jcolomy on Dec 24, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Herby was on SportCenter

giving Terrell Pryor the business. Those two seem to be beefing. Or spatting. Or something. There’s some weird grudge there, that’s for sure.

In the history of college football, no player, no coach, no guru, compares with [Les] Miles’s masterful incorporation of applied chaos theory and time relativity into strategic game planning. Simply put, the man is on another level. A level many don’t or can’t understand. Genius.

by Gregatron on Dec 23, 2010 6:21 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

There’s some weird grudge there, that’s for sure.

Pryor hasn’t led them to three National Championships yet like he was suppose to.

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by 49er16 on Dec 23, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

Mack Brown is a liar. Though, I think he said two?

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- Woody Hayes

by Culp's Freaking Hill on Dec 23, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuuuuck yeah I am!

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

It's football.

And my in-laws are staying in my apartment. What do you think?

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 23, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I was just hoping I wasn't the only one

I actually don’t like the Christmas season that much because my family is pretty dysfunctional when grouped together for any amount of time greater than a day.

by Charles UF on Dec 23, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude,

I might tell them I’m going out to meet my buddy “Charlie Ufford” just to have an excuse to leave. You can tell them I’m “Tracy Bulle” and go hang out with people you like.

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 23, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe I will

The worst part is my dad is a big health nut when it comes to food, which just makes him miserable to be around when you want to eat pretty much anything.

by Charles UF on Dec 23, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Same. I’m not going home for it.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

ROLL TIDE Y'ALL

WAIT I MEAN FUCK CLEMSON FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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by Peter Gray on Dec 23, 2010 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

Humming ‘Anchors Aweigh’ at the end = win

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

Great fight song

Probably my favorite fight song.

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by 49er16 on Dec 23, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a good one

I still like Ramblin’ Wreck

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by Peter Gray on Dec 23, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer ‘Blue and Gold’ myself. Probably because it was my HS fight song (with different words obviously).

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

The biker look and Holly Rowe don't go together

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by 49er16 on Dec 23, 2010 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

Once upon a decade ago

she was cute if you were drunk enough . . . .then she went all Jabba the Hut and shit.

There ought to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning.

by General Disarray on Dec 23, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

no can has game thread?

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

I think we’re in it.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I think this is it

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by 49er16 on Dec 23, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

vs.

This seems like an easy call to me.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

This is our potential future OC apparently

Should I start the screen count again tonight? As I recall, it ended about what I suspected it to.

by Charles UF on Dec 23, 2010 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

Wasn't Al Borges the OC for Auburn a couple of years back?

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by 49er16 on Dec 23, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m fairly sure you only need to count for one team.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Local team vs local military hotbed in local stadium.

I can dig it.

I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.

by Super C on Dec 23, 2010 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

double home game...all the wayy

like LSU @ Tulame

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

USC-UCLA. Maybe more like Oregon-OSU.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I think

there’s slightly more OSU/UCLA fans than Tulame fans at their respectives games

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

ANGRY WAVE IS ANGRY

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought that was a booger w/a nightcap.

I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.

by Super C on Dec 23, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I LOVE the old angry wave.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

San Diego is more of a Marine hotbed

Which is a part of the Navy.

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by 49er16 on Dec 23, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Quite a sizable Navy-navy presence too though.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

One more punt than I expected to see from Navy.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

WOOF

This woman’s got jowls like a bulldog

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by Peter Gray on Dec 23, 2010 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

Also cannot say Poinsettia.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

So it's definitely poinsett-EA then?

My father always pronounced it Poinsetta. Then again, he’s an immigrant so WHAT’S HE KNOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/he has his Ph.D. in some diabolical sort of engineering

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by Peter Gray on Dec 23, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I know it’s English and all, but I still prefer to pronounce all of my vowels unless I have a good reason otherwise.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

So you use the British pronunciation...

… and say, “Nick-uh-rag-you-uh” for Nicaragua?

by vineyarddawg on Dec 23, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

While you chaps get this sorted out

I’ll be in the Common Room having a pint.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 24, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Hullo. Hope you’re a geek. Otherwise you’re going to miss a pile of humor.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a Chemistry PhD student

Does that count?

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Should be okay. There’s a lot of lawyer-talk though.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello

We expect the newbies to bring the Bourbon.

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by 49er16 on Dec 23, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

INITIATION

get this man 5 4 loko’s the funnel, and shortcake

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

well that's just stupid

not bringing bleach to EDSBS

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

dibs on purple bottle

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I get the Blue

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

SDSU hates America

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by 49er16 on Dec 23, 2010 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

USNA must pay penance for the horror of those jerseys.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Ick. I am not a man who likes multiple panels of multiple colors.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Normally I'd agree with you

But I can’t really explain why I like these. But then again, I also have an inexplicable affinity for the AFA Thunderbirds unis.

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by Peter Gray on Dec 23, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

See, those are fine. Stripes are okay. The large blocks of blue on white jerseys, though… really not a fan.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Overpatched, perhaps...

but they aren’t too bad.

I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.

by Super C on Dec 23, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

The red represents the Marines

Also I can’t say anything bad about Navy.

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by 49er16 on Dec 23, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

this guy is good

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

He can stay

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by 49er16 on Dec 23, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

do you have CyberOstrich as your profile pic

EPIC

/stillsoreaboutmissedFG

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

and it’s “Kaeperstrich”

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

not at OBNUG...

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

are you at OBNUG?

learn the vernacular.

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I shall try

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

When did you become a BSU fan? Some answers are more acceptable than others.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

That's where I got my degree in Biochem

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Good enough. Bandwagon fans are better than no fans, because everyone starts as a bandwagoner, but blehh.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it’s kind of like the opposite of rooting for the meteor.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

/Armageddon'd

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

TD 'Tecs

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

Looks like there are actually a fair number of fans in the stands.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

My Burke is prettier than that ugly-ass Tico.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

Dobbs starting to be Dobbs

And not houseelif-ish

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

Goddamn these announcers

If they are going to call a bowl game with Navy, you would think they know what a midline option is.

Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina

by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Dec 23, 2010 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

you mean

“QB Dive option”?

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

/addazio'd

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

No

I mean midline option

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by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Dec 23, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike Patrick has never heard of this "Midline"

but it looks awfully similar to the “QB Dive Option”

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not like Craig James played in an option offense in college.

OH WAIT HE DID PLAY IN ONE. And was paid quite handsomely to do so. #firecraigjames

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by Jamie DeVriend on Dec 23, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

actually

PJ has all sorts of time for that shit. that’s kinda why he runs the ball.

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

PJ was Addazio

before being Addazio was cool

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

His cockfinger receivers don't either

I think the triple option will be limited as long as there isn’t some decent passing mixed in.

by Charles UF on Dec 23, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone’s been spending too much time with Thujone.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Pffft

Passing is for pussies.
The proper way to play football is to crush your opponent, and stride over their broken bodies with cleated foot on the way to the endzone, and inevitable victory.

Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina

by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Dec 23, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of which.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Would have been better if he worked at a BO'B

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

Re: SDSU's Helmets

are those one of them ice cream paint jobs ive heard so much about?

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

Navy overly prepared their battleships and not enough for the football game

Good for them, as long as it’s not this:

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

This could get ugly.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

very quickly

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

whats everyone drinkin tonight?

Go DAWGS!
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Gators Wear Jean Shorts.

by theberry on Dec 23, 2010 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

Still working on that New Belgium sampler.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Minott's Black Star

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I got nothing

There is literally no alcohol at my parent’s house since my dad doesn’t drink anymore.

by Charles UF on Dec 23, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Diet Coke

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

A little too sweet for my tastes.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not even sure what that is

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a beer from Vermont

I’m not sure how far west their distribution gets

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by Peter Gray on Dec 23, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

At least Twin Cities.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Everywhere in Ohio

At least the northern half.

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by Culp's Freaking Hill on Dec 23, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Where's The Bandit

when you really need him?

Sock 'em, bust 'em
That's our custom
West by God, Virginia!

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 24, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Hot Toddy

Its cold up in these hills for a Florida boy

At war with the concept of the Venn Diagram

by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 23, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

At what point

does this just become harmful to America?

by Charles UF on Dec 23, 2010 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

was that for real?

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

That SDSU commercial was slightly terrifying...

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

You know what ran through my mind when I saw that?

“Apocalypto.”

I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.

by Super C on Dec 23, 2010 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah I can agree with that

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright

enough rope a dope

Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina

by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Dec 23, 2010 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

So I leave the room for one minute and they score again?

I know it’s early, but I’m feeling pretty good about taking SDSU -2.5 in my bowl pool

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by Peter Gray on Dec 23, 2010 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

I would too. This turf is a killer.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

We're gonna need a shot

of that sunglasses-wearing Navy fan with the sideways hat that was the color of a Century 21 jacket.

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by Jamie DeVriend on Dec 23, 2010 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

Did anyone catch the interview with Addazio

saying that Temple would switch to an aggressive run offense. My reaction was:

by Charles UF on Dec 23, 2010 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

*sucks in air*

ttime to DIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

4th and 15?

PA Dive Curls

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

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by Jamie DeVriend on Dec 23, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's the full quote:
“I don’t want to put a square peg into a round hole,” he said. “I want to have balance on the field on offense, defense and special teams. … We want to run the football and be aggressive. Play with a relentless mindset.”

To anyone who watched Florida football this year, it’s astounding.

by Charles UF on Dec 23, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Diving, oh wait...

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, his offense was pretty relentless.

It’s not like he ever let up calling dives and slants.

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 23, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

This is what I was watching instead of foobaa

The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.

by Anthropologal on Dec 23, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Craig James knows a little thing about confidence

He got his son out of Mike Leach’s shed

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

Navy got a great jump on that 4th and 3. By which I mean they cheated.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

Aaaaand my father-in-law sits down right in front of me.

Because it’s not as if the 54-inch HD screen is easy to see from literally every point in the room.

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 23, 2010 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

Urge to kill rising?

I’ll be having more of that over the next few days.

by Charles UF on Dec 23, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

He is watching you

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

He sat in front of the TV

You’re banging his daughter.

Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina

by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Dec 23, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

His too

Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina

by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Dec 23, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I have like 100 pounds

and like 8 inches on the dude. I think I’m OK.

by Charles UF on Dec 23, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I put a ring on it.

That ass is mine by law and custom. That doesn’t give him license to block the damned game. But can I say anything? Not unless I want this weekend to be even more uncomfortable than it already is. Looks like it’s time for more Strong 80 whiskey.

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 23, 2010 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

"it"

You sir, are a romantic.

Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina

by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Dec 23, 2010 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Makes it easier to whack him over the head without him seeing it coming.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Delightful in its ruthlessness

Call me crazy, but is that Blake Gideon giving someone a concussion?

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by Peter Gray on Dec 23, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s just “someone”.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

My favorite part is when five or six different flags come flying in at once. It was so flagrant that every official on the field instantly knew how illegal and over the top the hit was.

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by Jamie DeVriend on Dec 23, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

TD Navy! On a pass!

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

Let the apocalypse begin

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Gadget play

Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina

by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Dec 23, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder

if Navy aviators drink when the football team scores a TD through the air.

Sock 'em, bust 'em
That's our custom
West by God, Virginia!

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 24, 2010 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

'MERICA

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

fuck yeah!

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

GET A BRAIN, MORAN.

It’s spelled ’MURRICA.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Just found the Aztec weakness...kickoffs

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

Also smallpox.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:51 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

rec'd

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

yep...and the Mayan Calendar

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Navy's halftime adjustments:

A shitload of blankets.

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by Jamie DeVriend on Dec 23, 2010 8:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife, cuz they rec’in errybody in here

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t remember seeing so many 2nd and 20s in such short succession.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

/boom,mf’er’d

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

Sorry, ROBERT.

love this commercial

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 8:57 PM EST reply actions  

This is suddenly looking like a different game. Reminds me of last night. Seriously, the bowl layoff is too long.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 8:59 PM EST reply actions  

without the shitty Pac10 officiating

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

At this point, I’m pretty sure all officials are horrible always.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

The weirdest thing

usually if you’re doing well against the triple option in the beginning, you are generally adequately prepared for it and will do pretty well against it throughout the game. Usually the only time it starts to get more effective is at the end of games when the defenses are tired.

by Charles UF on Dec 23, 2010 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Ears pinned back! Drink!

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

did so

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

did he say "inner ears pinned back"?

thought i heard that but i’m messed up on cough syrup or something (I’m sick)

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by Gregatron on Dec 23, 2010 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I pay as little attention to James as possible. No idea.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

With the benefit of a month or two to think about it, I’m glad we didn’t go after Niumatalolo. He never seems fully in control of anything.

That might just be me looking at him and seeing my old roommate.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

Is there only like 10 of us on tonight?

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Something like that. Not sure why. Maybe it’s officially xmastime.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

to be fair

many are home for holidays

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Try moving two time zones. Worked for me.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I moved one...didn't help

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, BSU for undergrad, seemingly SDSU for grad, but these are both PST…

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not at SDSU

and BSU is in Mountain Time Zone

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

…really? I would have sworn that sliver of Idaho was PST. But I always forget how much 84 is NW-SE in that region.

What grad, then?

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

UC-Riverside

No Football team

/severlydepressed

University of Idaho may actually be in PST, I know some of Idaho is

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it is. The bulk of the panhandle is PST.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Hillman owning

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

It would be better if it were on Wednesday, because it would remind me to go grab a $4 Hot ’n Ready. Price = Right.

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by AERose on Dec 23, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Keep in mind the Holiday Bowl features Nebraska and Washington

Two teams that have already played this year with Nebraska winning by 35 on the road.

But I’m also a bitter, biased NU fan.

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by BigRedLoper on Dec 23, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

That is probably even more blatant evidence than the TAMU game that the Big XII hates y’all’s guts.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Top Gun?

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

do do do dooooo

BADA BADA BADBAD BADBADBAD BAAAAAAA

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Call the dive

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck baseball but otherwise agreed.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Dec 23, 2010 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

hey buddy, it's me, 'MERICA

FUCK YOU

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Even Navy hates baseball.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Pryor suspended for the first 5 games next season?

Because I’m not sure if that story’s been covered, yet.

by Native Son on Dec 23, 2010 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

I had to mute the TV. It makes me so furiously angry.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

They should. And other players which shall remain nameless should be ineligible in perpetuity.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder who they could be?

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Let me type the answer on this handy laptop sitting here.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Does the camera

REALLY need to be that close on Holly?

Everything in moderation, including moderation.

by Native Son on Dec 23, 2010 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

yes?

no…

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I am loathe to judge on looks, but it’s not doing anybody any favors is it?

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Even my wife thinks she wears too much eyeshadow.

And she’s from Wisconsin.

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by RenegadeRev on Dec 23, 2010 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure what that supposed to mean

Are the woman of my home state known for wearing a lot of makeup? That’s one I’ve never heard before.

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by stempke on Dec 24, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I love on-the-ground 4th down plays.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

Especially the option

to the short side of the field for 8 yards.

I love the triple option offense. Fun to watch.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 23, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

You and me both, Ted.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT?! UF's option to the short side is a guaranteed -2 yds, my friend.

Take your 8 yd gains and leave my sight!

Everything in moderation, including moderation.

by Native Son on Dec 23, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

NAVY's offense is the best example

of truly using the run to set up the pass. Every pass they complete is 20+ yards, it seems like.

Everything in moderation, including moderation.

by Native Son on Dec 23, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Navy inside the 10!

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

Shame one of these teams is going to lose, this game is p. awesome.

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by AERose on Dec 23, 2010 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

My heart wants Navy to win

But I’ve got 15 confidence points riding on the Aztecs here.

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by BigRedLoper on Dec 23, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Hurrah it’s snowing again! The December snowfall record remains within our grasp!

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

Dude we already had that minithread! 1554 for me, at this moment. Rotating through some New Belgiums.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Mothership FTW!

Everything in moderation, including moderation.

by Native Son on Dec 23, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

This box is Fat Tire (my first beer ever), 2 Below, 1554 and Trippel.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Best beer I ever had (not technically, in the sentimental sense)

Was the first Fat Tire draft I tasted in Colorado.

"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham

by RenegadeRev on Dec 23, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It spoiled me. Definitely kept me from ever doing a cheap-undergrad life of Natty or similar.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Cookout Milkshake may be in my future...

"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham

by RenegadeRev on Dec 23, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sorry, just got home

Knoppague Castle for myself and my brother.

Oh, the holidays

by Irishjugg on Dec 23, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Minott's Black Star

MontanaBeer

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat

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by Ted Glover on Dec 23, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

good man

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Bleh, wrong season for Sunset Wheat.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

not in a place that never has winter

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

NEVER a wrong season for Sunset Wheat

Ever. Not a big fan of Leinie’s dark beers, either.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 23, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

All Leinie’s (Leinies’ ?) are >= +40F beers for me.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

Ever had that Classic Amber, or that 1888 Bock? Dark beers, very hearty wintry ale.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 23, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll go down to +25 for Classic Amber. Never had the Leinie’s Bock.

I do miss Apple Spice like whoah.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Never tried the Apple Spice

But the Berry Weiss is a wine cooler disguised as beer. Other than that, big fan of Leinie’s. But speaking of Apple Spice, I’m actually starting to like Strongbow, a Cider ale. Not too bad.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 23, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t care for Strongbow. I actually like the Berryweiss on a very specific kind of summer evening.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Taking advantage of the season

Sam Adams winter lager

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by BigRedLoper on Dec 23, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmm.

Though I hope the 750ml is acceptable.

by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Dec 23, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

it is, you must savor the taste and not binge

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Thus the snifter

savor longer. It might be my favorite beer ever.

by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Dec 23, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Absolutely must go for it here.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

Excellent playcall ruined by slightly off execution

Kevin Riley tips his hat to you, Ricky Dobbs.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Dec 23, 2010 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

The second half may turn into a track meet

as both these defenses get gassed.

Everything in moderation, including moderation.

by Native Son on Dec 23, 2010 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

It’s hard to be tired when you sort of don’t exist.

There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes

by Culp's Freaking Hill on Dec 23, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, Navy's defense here looks no better than it did at Pearl Harbor

Too soon?

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by Ted Glover on Dec 23, 2010 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

To be fair

In 1941 they didn’t know they had a game scheduled for 0700.

Sock 'em, bust 'em
That's our custom
West by God, Virginia!

by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 24, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Navy needs to get back to that “defense” thing. May I recommend:

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

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by Ted Glover on Dec 23, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that’s offense.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU GUYS SUNK MY BATTLESHIP

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It is

Awesome picture, though. Yours was that phalanx minigun, wasn’t it?

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by Ted Glover on Dec 23, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, it’s a Phalanx. I should have gone with one of the later blocks, with the stiffening brace and the electro-optical tracker (since I don’t think lumps of meat show up well on radar).

/technology nerd

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like this game needs some more receivers

Craig James can recommend one.

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by RenegadeRev on Dec 23, 2010 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

Much less douche-y looking than I would have expected.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's the doucheface

"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham

by RenegadeRev on Dec 23, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Whatever happened to him?

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by Ted Glover on Dec 23, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

2 catches, 26 yards.

"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham

by RenegadeRev on Dec 23, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Sort of like Calvin

If his father had been a meathead.

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 23, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of douche-bags

Insert a Terrelle Pryor picture here that I just don’t want to find right now.

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by Culp's Freaking Hill on Dec 23, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't get me started

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by Ted Glover on Dec 23, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

The word kind of tool is an unproductive, disappear-in-big-games tool.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Is he happy that he's out of the shed?

Or is it just gas?

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Craig James is so unaware of others' thoughts about him,

that he continues to wear cowboy boots with a suit…

I had not seen that since the 80s until I saw him wearing them the other day on espn.

by ApothecaryMark on Dec 23, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Bush did it all the time.

I disagreed with the man’s governing philosophies, but I despised his fashion sese.

by Tracer Bullet on Dec 23, 2010 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Confirmed!

It is a completely oblivious dumb-ass thing to do then…

by ApothecaryMark on Dec 23, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

It is confirmed then...

Only dumb-asses who peaked in the early 80s in TX wear cowboy boots and suits together.

by ApothecaryMark on Dec 23, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he must, but at this point he might be delusional.

I think I’ll go with the latter.

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by Culp's Freaking Hill on Dec 23, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Let’s be fair, it could be both.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, he played in the SWC back when that meant something

Something = a booster buying you a sports car

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by marktgarten on Dec 23, 2010 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I really don't know a heck of a lot about it

But how much of the demise of SMU has he acknowledged he caused?

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by Culp's Freaking Hill on Dec 23, 2010 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

none

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s what I thought.

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by Culp's Freaking Hill on Dec 23, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Zero

ESPN just did a 30 for 30 show about the SMU death penalty, and he was actually kind of bragging about how cool it was to get all the shit he got, without coming out and saying he got a lot of money and bennies.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 23, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

In his book, he briefly mentions it

and claims he went to SMU to be with his girlfriend and was unaware the other players were getting paid.

He is a special kind of idiot. He’s the moron that thinks he’s smart and likable, so he doesn’t even think it’s possible you could have a negative opinion of him

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by stempke on Dec 24, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

i has wings

and i found beer

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

I’m really starting to get the feel that this could have been a very different game with one more day for the field to dry.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

As a Gator fan

this whole “offensive line blocking effectively” concept is fascinating to watch.

Everything in moderation, including moderation.

by Native Son on Dec 23, 2010 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

That was a pretty weak interference call.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

The Naval discipline

The refs expected so much, and they received so little

by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Dec 23, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a gunslinger

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by Ted Glover on Dec 23, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Would he just have fun out there?

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure he wouldn't be going to SDSU then

Speed Kills in the ESSEEESEE right?

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

He'd be just like a kid out there

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by Ted Glover on Dec 23, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I got to watch Brittfarrr’s head bounce off the frozen fieldturf on Monday and it was one of the happiest moments of my life.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I felt bad for him

I really was all in last year, and to see how it all fell apart this year pretty much sucked. Time to move on the whatever bag of ass the Vikes put in at QB. Yay.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 23, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a good example

of why you always leave a few balls in the bucket and walk away

At war with the concept of the Venn Diagram

by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 23, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

STFU Holly Rowe

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by Culp's Freaking Hill on Dec 23, 2010 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

Hey Citrus Bowl grounds crew

Are you watching this game? This field was FUCKING UNDER WATER yesterday and it’s holding up great. Whereas that shitpile you threw out last year for LSU and Penn State in the Capital One Bowl, under less severe conditions, did not.

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by Jamie DeVriend on Dec 23, 2010 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

WTF

Did they mow that with a combine?

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by Ted Glover on Dec 23, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I love high quality stills from this game.

They look so football. If only that sort of stuff didn’t tear connective tissue…

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by Culp's Freaking Hill on Dec 23, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

You say "football", I say "strip mining."

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by Jamie DeVriend on Dec 23, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

This argument gets so tiresome

If the SEC team wins the game, it’s because they were the superior team. If the SEC team loses it’s because of some factor other than the fact that the other team beat them.

LSU is a power run based offense that should have thrived in less than ideal conditions. PSU ran the Spread HD and should have been more negatively effected by bad turf.

LSU lost because Penn State beat them, plain and simple

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by stempke on Dec 24, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

You have to be joking. Seriously. I reject the idea that this was a bowl field previously.

by Erik T on Dec 24, 2010 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I AM THE CHAM-PYON!

POINSETTIA BOWL AC-YON!

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by marktgarten on Dec 23, 2010 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

dude...what's up?

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a lot

Finally got over my . . . headache I got from last night.

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by marktgarten on Dec 23, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

nice, you were at the game too?

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

No, first my wife couldn't get the day off

Then I couldn’t. A 45 minute flight or 4 hour drive away and I can go. Blerg.

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by marktgarten on Dec 23, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit. That’s game.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

Damn, I may be out 17 confidence points

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by Ted Glover on Dec 23, 2010 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

Well, I'm not out of beer though

Thank God, it’s a Festivus Miracle!

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by Ted Glover on Dec 23, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Beer’s near gone, but whisky reserves remain robust.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

excellent, I have the Tanq ready

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I first read that as Tang

I thought, that’s someone who is hardcore into screwdrivers

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by marktgarten on Dec 23, 2010 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

that would be a synthesized screwdriver

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I would love Navy's DBs to play defense.

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- Woody Hayes

by Culp's Freaking Hill on Dec 23, 2010 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

get your fucking act together, America

my lead is only 3

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by WatsonTiger on Dec 23, 2010 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

Whenever I hear that commercial, I think

I am a rock,
I am an island.
And a rock feels no pain;
And an island never cries.

There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
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by Culp's Freaking Hill on Dec 23, 2010 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

I could not give less of a shit about the Little Ceasar’s Bowl. Delta shits. It’s like the fourth law of shitodynamics or something.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

Shit happens, you can not stop shit?

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Kind of. Shit always happens to some degree, but we’re at the limits of quasireversible-shit on this one.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

That hit was America's boot in SDSU's ass

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

I just read your profile page,

you have quite the mix of fandom. That is pretty cool to be a bit all over the place, no?

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- Woody Hayes

by Culp's Freaking Hill on Dec 23, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

"cleveland traded henderson?

c’mon!!!"

/ad douche’d

"touchdown! my god, a touchdown!"

by erin andrews' landing strip on Dec 23, 2010 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

Well, hello there motley crëw.

I see we have a cozy crowd this evening.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 23, 2010 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

Humidity

is NOT Holly’s ally.

Everything in moderation, including moderation.

by Native Son on Dec 23, 2010 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

OPTION FEVER.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Dec 23, 2010 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

wow

RB is the anti-derp for the snap

by Irishjugg on Dec 23, 2010 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

Say what you will about Holly R.

But if you were on a business trip, and you were alone, and you were drunk at the hotel bar, and it was past 10 pm, and you saw her, you know you would hit that.

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by marktgarten on Dec 23, 2010 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

If I were shithammered

and if it were after midnight

and if she said “you can do anything you want, I’m easy”

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by jonfmorse on Dec 23, 2010 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh son of a bitch that was lucky….or awarenessful?

There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes

by Culp's Freaking Hill on Dec 23, 2010 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

Kinda surprised SDSU is running so much

but I guess if you find success in it, no reason not to use it.

by Alaska Hokie on Dec 23, 2010 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

I apologize for this but

FUCK YOU CRAIG JAMES STFUDAMNITSHIT

There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes

by Culp's Freaking Hill on Dec 23, 2010 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

The groundskeeper at Jack Murphy

is the second-best groundskeeper that ever lived.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 23, 2010 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

who's the first?

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

George Toma.

Used to be the Royals/Chiefs groundskeeper, was the official groundskeeper for every Super Bowl for… well, forever, was the head groundskeeper when the US hosted the World Cup, you get the idea.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 23, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It looks great, but look at Navy’s jerseys. Whenever you go down, you sink into a little swamp of your own making.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Aha, you're right

Any major effect on Navy’s triple option?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 23, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

well...

//butseriouslywhatadouchebag

by Irishjugg on Dec 23, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, 3TD lead with 6:40 left = I’m going to go do something else. Good night, everyone. See you for football tomorrow.

by Erik T on Dec 23, 2010 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

night

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Damnit. I had SDSU to win

but I only gave this game 8 confidence points.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 23, 2010 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

I've actually been pretty impressed with SDSU

since the Air Force game, which I watched most of. Then the TCU game sort of confirmed it. I think they could consistently play with pretty much anyone who’s south of Alabama in the polls.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 23, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Same here

I thought it’d be a big shootout with Navy’s rushing attack and SDSU’s passing attack. I bet the shootout will come in Tulsa-Hawaii, though.

by Alaska Hokie on Dec 23, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Well kids, this was fun, but I have to go

I’ll try and be back for tomorrow’s thread.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 23, 2010 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

adios

Everything in moderation, including moderation.

by Native Son on Dec 23, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

have fun

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that pretty much game, set and match?

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

As if there weren't enough nails in Navy's coffin

that was the last and biggest of them all.

Everything in moderation, including moderation.

by Native Son on Dec 23, 2010 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

Why call timeouts? You're down by 21 with 3:27

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

ah yes the meaning of life...Fuck Clemson

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

still makes me laugh

every time.

G’night, kids.

Everything in moderation, including moderation.

by Native Son on Dec 23, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

g'night all

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by greekpadre on Dec 23, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh hey

Ronnie Hillman broke SDSU’s record for rushing yardage gained by a freshman, and he broke it by over 100 yards.

You probably know who used to hold that record.

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by jonfmorse on Dec 23, 2010 11:32 PM EST reply actions  

Clemson is not worthy of a Faulking

just a regular old fucking.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 24, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

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