CHRISTMAS SCHEDULE: HO HO HO, HERE'S A BRICK IN THE FACE
by Spencer Hall on Dec 23, 2010 3:19 PM EST
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Just like the NCAA, we're making this shit up as we go. Today there will be a Poinsettia Bowl podcast up before the game, and one for the Hawaii Bowl as well. Other than that, please be merry, take care to avoid numbness of the extremities not caused by alcohol consumption, read this last little farewell to the joyless Terrelle Pryor (who never seems that sanguine or happy about anything,) and enjoy the break. We will return in force on Monday.
Do not even try to trash "Simply Having A Wonderful Christmastime." We will fight you under the misteltoe and make you kiss a brick for your insolence, most likely while getting a good nostalgic cry on and apologizing at the same time.
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But we already did queefcore Christmas on Monda-
/brick to the face
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 23, 2010 3:27 PM EST reply actions
So chill
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Dec 23, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck Oregon.
And Fuck you and your mistletoe black belt.
Merry Christmas…
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 23, 2010 3:29 PM EST reply actions
I'm sure the rest of the SC contingent on here would agree
Fuck Clemson!
"My goal is to win a national championship at West Virginia University, and I firmly believe that coach Stewart has built a solid foundation, which will allow us to compete with the very best in the country." Dana Holgorsen
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 23, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
Merry Christmas to all, and to all...
fuck Clemson.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 23, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'd like to point out that a google search of
Fuck Florida yields almost 10 million hits.
Fuck Alabama yields 1.8 million hits.
Fuck Oregon yields 1.7 million hits.
Fuck South Carolina yields 1.6 million hits.
Fuck Tennessee yields 1.5 million hits.
Fuck Auburn yields only 460 thousand hits.
Fuck Clemson barely passes 100 thousand hits.
So FUCK EDSBS POSTERS for not saying FUCK CLEMSON enough.
Fuck Clemson.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 23, 2010 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
Which begs a question
Can we do an EDSBS commercial like the “Go Gators” or “War Eagle” or “Roll Tide” commercials where two EDSBS posters pass in some remote location and they acknowledge each other by saying “Fuck Clemson” to each other?
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 23, 2010 5:47 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I had that very idea on Monday.
So, yes, we can do that. I would like for Danny Trejo to play me in the commercial.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 23, 2010 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
add to that
edsbs posters wearing college gear of all the different places we’re fans of…kansas state, wisconsin, michigan, ohio state, sakerlina, auburn…all fans united in one noble pursuit…fucking Clemson
VIEW HALLOO!
something i've been wondering
Are there ANY Clemson fans who comment here? I remember one from a few years ago who became very annoyed at Holly’s, “Because fuck Clemson, that’s why,” and NO ONE else since.
Coop.
He trolled hard, trolled fast, and would be taking no small amount of umbrage if he were still here. Because, as with all trolls, he was butthurt-prone.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 23, 2010 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
And AParker comments here occasionally.
He’s the only one of which I’m aware.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 23, 2010 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Palmetto Tiger
Hes around these parts from time to time. I aspire to gain enough cred to make “Fuck Vandy” a meme
ESS BEE CEEE SPEEEEEED!
by MightyMightyMitzu on Dec 24, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
Palmetto Tiger is an Auburn fan
Judge harshly, judge often
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 24, 2010 2:56 AM EST up reply actions
Obviously, you're not familiar with
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DrB shows up from time to time
He’s one of the regular contributors to Clemson’s SB*Nation blog.
"My goal is to win a national championship at West Virginia University, and I firmly believe that coach Stewart has built a solid foundation, which will allow us to compete with the very best in the country." Dana Holgorsen
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 24, 2010 8:41 AM EST up reply actions
I had wondered...
about the history of the “Fuck Clemson” meme.
Merry Christmas to all, and Fuck Florida, er, Clemson
(Sorry, force of habit!)
And furthermore, Ayn Rand's articulation of objectivism--Oh. I’m sorry, it’s the weekend. FOOBAW AND ALKYHOL WOOOOOOOO!!! -- Ancient Chinese Secret
A Power Search of the site
reveals that the first documented use of the “because fuck Clemson” meme occurred on Aug 29, 2008 in the now defunct EDSBS RAW: Naked Sushi Buffet Picks. It was used by Holly .
"My goal is to win a national championship at West Virginia University, and I firmly believe that coach Stewart has built a solid foundation, which will allow us to compete with the very best in the country." Dana Holgorsen
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 25, 2010 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
I miss the naked sushi buffet picks
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That video
goes all the way past bad and becomes good again.
Voodoo Five - South Florida Bulls SBN Blog
The Toughest Blog in America
If I may recommend to all:
Get your booze early. Lord knows how early things will shut down tomorrow and a Christmas without drank is like… well it just sucks, especially if family is involved.
I think McCartney...
…is scaring the shit out of those old people.
I like it. I think they used the same graphics guy from “The Song Remains The Same.”
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Dec 23, 2010 3:43 PM EST reply actions
So at what point during that video does Michael Jackson buy the rights to all those Beatles tracks?
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 23, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
Murrry Chrisssmasss
Evvvurrrbodddy! Thank the goooood lerd wall cud come toget.. togeth… wall cud be hurr tonie
I lurve you al….wuh
/nearly falls
//slams hot toddy
///falls into christmas tree
////calls first person to offer to help a dirty cocksucker regardless of gender
/////ruins christmas again
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
by stempke on Dec 23, 2010 3:45 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Uncle Tim?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
I haten't really liked the Christmas season
since I was like 12. I always find it more stressful than anything.
whenever one of my delightfully passive agressive family members starts pissing me off at Xmas, I just say to myself
“Now I have a machine gun. HO-HO-HO.” and I’m right back in the holiday spirit. Best and warmest to all you gals and gents.
by haveagreatday on Dec 23, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I hate Christmas
But I do love the 4th of July. I don’t think that cancels out. I think I’m still a bad American.
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Happy Solstice Celebrations all you pagan animals!!!
May your holidays be filled with goodness, sobriety and light. No wait, that ain’t right.
May your holidays be filled with rum, sodomy and the lash. No wait, that ain’t right either.
How ’bout May your holidays be filled with something in between?
Mrs MtnEer and I are off to Orlando on Monday for the Champs Sports Bowl. We’re sitting in the Bud Light End Zone sections. Look for us partying our asses off.
"My goal is to win a national championship at West Virginia University, and I firmly believe that coach Stewart has built a solid foundation, which will allow us to compete with the very best in the country." Dana Holgorsen
Oh yeah, Merry Christmas to Go Big Rev and family!
"My goal is to win a national championship at West Virginia University, and I firmly believe that coach Stewart has built a solid foundation, which will allow us to compete with the very best in the country." Dana Holgorsen
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 23, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Venting Dept:
I do not get the NCAA penalties on tOSU Fab Five (they can play the bowl game but not five games next season),
But, what do I know? I do not get myself sometimes, either.
I can't help but remember
tOSU winning the 2004 Fiesta Bowl in part because Ell Roberson was benched because of something which actually hadn’t even happened.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Happy Holidays to all...
bless all those young men who give their time, effort and determination to entertain us unwashed masses
thank god for superlative rivals who make a victory oh so much more tasty
thanks for this outlet to our inanity.. and the incredibly creative people who populate it
thanks to stempke for reminding us that giving is important (even if his mother had a broomstick on his backside in case he tried to back up)
here’s a lift of the spiked eggnog cup to you all… please be safe and bring your ornery asses back here soon
WahEgul….haay!!
Your mistletoe is no match for my tow missile
And a Merry Christmas to all and a happy new year!
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Dec 23, 2010 4:41 PM EST reply actions
Happy holidays
To all of you- you’ve made a rough year so much more entertaining. 100 cocktails of your choicen on me, and may your rivals get caught embarrassing themselves with livestock.
Except OSU. Fuck them, even at Xmastime.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Dec 23, 2010 5:16 PM EST via mobile reply actions
the mood is right, the spirit's up...
and I’m off to light a bonfire in my back garden and frighten invite the neighbors over to drink away what passes for wind chill hereabouts. Stateside Christmases have always involved more stuff but, to my discredit, less fun. Time to fix that.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
forgot to thank someone...
thank you TCOAN for allowing Orson/Spencer to dilly dally here when he probably should be powdering Magnus Warhammer’s butt
I suspect you are far better than he deserves, and we thank you for tolerating him and us
by WahEgul on Dec 23, 2010 6:46 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Merry Christmas
Spencer & Holly
Thanks for another year of insightful analysis, sharp wit and the best entertainment on these here intertubes!
May your days be merry and bright and your nights warm and cozy, surrounded by those you love and wonderfully accented by the adult beverage of your choice.
/doesn’t have to work again until 1/3/11
//got off work and brought home most of the liquor store
///serious abuse of my liver commenced at 06:30 PM EST
////gonna drank until it cries tears of pure alcohol
There ought to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning.
by General Disarray on Dec 23, 2010 10:39 PM EST reply actions
A very Merry Christmas to all and sundry.
Except the Navy defense. I thought Willie Martinez was at Oklahoma this year?
My grown-up Christmas wish list:
For Spencer and TCOAN: all the jean diapers a growing florida boy could need.
For Holly: the entire catalog of Craig James Holiday Albums (They’re shittyriffic!)
For every last one of you: peaceful hearts, safe travel, good booze and tons of good footbaw to close out the season.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Merry Christmas from across the pond
Caught somewhere between THE SUCK and HOME. Kosovo is kind of like purgatory. I get to drive around the country on occasion and not worry about getting my ass blown up. I have fairly high speed internet that let me stream pirated feeds of Auburn games (since ESPN3 on a Serbian network gives me… English cricket). But I’m still in uniform, working pretty much every damn day, and I’m away from my family for the second Christmas in the last 5 years. And no alcohol. Lord in Heaven, let’s not forget that one. A pox on GO#1.
May all your Christmases be bright. May you all drink to your heart’s content and your liver’s breaking point. May you love and hold your families and realize how lucky you all are to be with them. War Eagle.
God bless.
And fuck Clemson.
"Another day in which to excel" ~ Erk Russell.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 24, 2010 8:53 AM EST reply actions
And thank you...
to Spencer, Holly, and Doug (and LSUfreek, Bubbaprog, and all of the Commentariat). The content of this site has gone a long way towards helping me keep my sanity in what is very much an insane situation. Thanks for all y’all do with this site. Keep it up. And I should be happy to buy any of you a drink when I return home in the spring in thanks for what y’all do to keep everyone’s spirits up and for maintaining my sanity. Now if I could only get Chick-fil-a in this hell hole. The Dwarf House in Griffin, GA (my hometown) will be one of the first places I visit on my return. That and Southern Pit BBQ. And any place with wonderful, tasty Shiner Bock Beer.
"Another day in which to excel" ~ Erk Russell.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 24, 2010 8:58 AM EST up reply actions
When you come home, it will be we who are buying the drinks for you...
At least, if’n you make your way to Tallahassee, I’ll be buying yours.
Thanks for all you do, and get your ass back home safe and sound!
Oh, and of course, Fuck Clemson
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
/raises glass
To you, and all your fellow soldiers. My thanks for your faithful service, and wishes this is the last Christmas away from home for a while, if not ever.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Words cannot express the debt of gratitude owed to you and your fellow service men and women
Since I’m not poetic enough to say something moving. Please accept this gif of a child in a santa suit knocking himself on his ass and this link of Alison Brie in a sexy Mrs. Claus outfit singing Santa Baby instead
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Thanks for serving. My brother was in Kosovo most of last year.
/HatTip
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 24, 2010 10:56 AM EST reply actions
With a body like that
what is he doing in Kosovo???
At war with the concept of the Venn Diagram
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 24, 2010 12:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't ask, don't tell.
I think I’ve met him before.
by Mack Banks Fanclub on Dec 24, 2010 3:39 PM EST reply actions
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