OPEN THREAD: LAS VEGAS BOWL
by Spencer Hall on Dec 22, 2010 7:56 PM EST
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The picture above is as unsubtle a visualization of tonight's game as is possible: Boise with the showgirl on its arm, and Kyle Whittingham over there just watching Coach Pete kiss the babies and dance with the ladies. This is your open thread for the Las Vegas Bowl, where Brent Musburger will openly pine for the immense but sexy teeth of Kellen Moore, reference the point spread in an unsubtle fashion, and perhaps down a postgame 16 oz beer in the parking lot after the game before a long night of hot hands at a respectable but not overly pricey casino.
They don't make men like Brent Musburger anymore, and that is a goddamn shame, so let us respect the codger-style tonight as he works with some Midwestern Ken Doll with highlights in his hair and a maudlin dinner theater piano mannequin on the sidelines. Tom Rinaldi killed a mouse in a hotel room once, and his five minute spoken word piece on the incident will make your aunt weep, but only if she's stone drunk.
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im a nike fanboy, but i despise that helmet
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
oh hai
Trying this new fangoled drunk posting at a bar technique
by Irishjugg on Dec 22, 2010 7:58 PM EST via mobile reply actions
SALUT!
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Dec 22, 2010 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome to a new frontier of drunken funness
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
Gabba Gabba Hey
One of us!!!
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Dec 22, 2010 8:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Wooooooooooooooo!
2 fanbases in a city they’re not supposed to enjoy!
I love green because money be green.
Was just thinking that.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I guess we should point out that there is quite the Mormon presence in Vegas
They’re often given jobs as dealers due to their intrinsic trustworthiness.
I love green because money be green.
We're allowed to enjoy it
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
Musburger just stole Uncle Verne's line
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:01 PM EST reply actions
i missed it
what did he say?
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
George Takie has dibs
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
wait
fuck it
takie
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Strike three.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
How do you do.
When he saw the Vegas showgirls.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
bitch plz
in manhattan I used to call that “Tuesday”
At war with the concept of the Venn Diagram
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 22, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
(would be funnier on a Saturday, not a Wednesday)
At war with the concept of the Venn Diagram
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 22, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Hey
And it’s not a horrible announcing crew!
I thought....
that Mormons only battled on Big Love
If that's football, I'll stand on my head and piss over that goalpost. - Coach Ronnie Shelly
I can't help but laugh my ass off that BSU is in this bowl.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
you practically had a home game at FedEx field. No sympathy.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Wasn't the Vegas Bowl the terrible Oregon State game last year which featured much kicking into wind?
I love green because money be green.
What was up with that giant screamfest just now?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 8:05 PM EST reply actions
They are all amped to be playing for Maaco products
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Watching on the trois
The top of the gradient irks me.
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 22, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
I dont feel sorry for Brotzman simply because he has tribal tats
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
by WatsonTiger on Dec 22, 2010 8:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Is that Beard?
…
I can see why his face may have gotten smashed in.
I love green because money be green.
Actually
It’s legendary douche Paul Martinez.
by DriveThruDuck on Dec 22, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
If you can believe it,
He’s even a bigger douche than he looks.
Drives a black Escalade with huge rims.
by DriveThruDuck on Dec 22, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Finebaum's Show:
“PAAWWWLL All them sissy Or’gon boys got them ear-rings and fancy Hollywood hair, they cain’t play no S-E-C footbawl, Pawwwllll!”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
At least he doesn't have the frosted tips
So there’s that…
by DriveThruDuck on Dec 22, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
how do you not realize that was a joke, and not trash talk?
i’m sure a 18-22 year old can come up with something better
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
yea, but girlsie state is an 8-y/o quality insult
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
You are insulting 8-year-olds, sir.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Christ, are they using the blimp as the overhead camera?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:08 PM EST reply actions
I love "chippy" bowl games
I also love hate in the postseason.
Here's the most perfect man in the world
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Hello, my only friends
let us be thankful for college football on a wednesday night…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
And the Lord did grin
And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats…
I love green because money be green.
by Joey C. on Dec 22, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Skip a bit, brother...
And furthermore, Ayn Rand's articulation of objectivism--Oh. I’m sorry, it’s the weekend. FOOBAW AND ALKYHOL WOOOOOOOO!!! -- Ancient Chinese Secret
I'm thankful to be done with work for the rest of the year
My last court date was on Monday, so I haven’t shaved since then. Now I can drink my ass off tonight before heading back home tomorrow to spend the holidays with the family. Ahh beer, my one true friend in the universe…
Please tell me
that Wayne Newton is the halftime act….
If that's football, I'll stand on my head and piss over that goalpost. - Coach Ronnie Shelly
/DrakeNevis'd
Bammer fans DRINK
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Don't be ridiculous
they are required to have six.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
I thought Utah was where the gentiles went.
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 22, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
BYU drinks just orange and grape soda
those damn librals at Utah drink diet coke.
And those little anarchists at Utah State….ugh
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
nope they're going to waste this possession
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 22, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
and....
the kicks begin…..
If that's football, I'll stand on my head and piss over that goalpost. - Coach Ronnie Shelly
DERP
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:13 PM EST reply actions
That could have been a lot worse
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
TIME FOR THE LASER SHOW, BOYS
PEW PEW PEW
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
by WatsonTiger on Dec 22, 2010 8:14 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
God I hate gifspam. Am I the only one on the planet whose browser(s) slow to a fucking crawl as these things get deployed?
your browser sucks then
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
if you have EDBS open in 3 browsers
you have an issue
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Mine actually does get gummed up after a while
But honestly people here are good about posting funny ones.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Depends on the browser you use.
Using Chrome right now, and all’s well.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
If only someone could 'shop lasers from his guns.
I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.
those are the best kind
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
All fast food does
Then you remember the people who actually make the food in real life and well, yeah…
Holly hates me a lot
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 22, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
It's not just you,
but I refuse to try their XXL Chalupa.
I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.
/takes 5 dollar bill
//buys booze
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Seriously yawwwwlllllll, BSU is one of the best teams in the country
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Yes. BSU is supposed to dominate this game
+16.5
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Heh.
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape.
You don’t spit into the wind.
You don’t pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger
And you never bet against Petersen.
by Spyder Mayhem on Dec 23, 2010 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
Boise's helmets
look like a tribute to the Demon Horse of Denver.
I was thinking
Red Dead: Undead Nightmare
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Shakey Smithson
/snickers
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:19 PM EST reply actions
A first down!
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
woo offense!
Holly hates me a lot
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 22, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Double Woo for the pass
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Or not
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Just tackle the guy.
Criminy, gave up 4 yards just trying to strip it.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:21 PM EST reply actions
Utes!!!
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:21 PM EST reply actions
Ineligible receiver catches good
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
His foot was in front of the tackle, if the tackle was on the line, he was too
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Not from where I'm sitting
but, yeah, funny rule
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
Derpes
1 out of 5…..
If that's football, I'll stand on my head and piss over that goalpost. - Coach Ronnie Shelly
if they keep up the pistol
we might have to dust off Kaeperstrich
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Drumble?
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, that's the result of eating Taco Bell
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
DAMN YOU ALLSTATE.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
nice thing about bar posting
No sidebar when u do it from your phone
by Irishjugg on Dec 22, 2010 8:26 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Wow, everybody has been really rusty so far in these games
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 8:24 PM EST reply actions
Mako Bowl would be cooler than the Maaco Bowl
Holly hates me a lot
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Discovery channel
during shark week, Jamie and Adam announcing
If that's football, I'll stand on my head and piss over that goalpost. - Coach Ronnie Shelly
something tells me Jamie and Adam would make terrible commentators
Holly hates me a lot
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 22, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
In the time of Conan, battles were settled between ar
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 8:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Armies. Now, we settle on the field, but that is another tale for another time
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 8:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
only when we start getting some In[ter]ceptions
Holly hates me a lot
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 22, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
Or do you mean, In-Derp-Ceptions?
(Cue CSI: Miami-intro The Who scream)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
Not quite.
At that point it becomes Derpocalypse Now.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
I sure do hope
these bowl tickets come with a pass through the 42 topping potato bar…
If that's football, I'll stand on my head and piss over that goalpost. - Coach Ronnie Shelly
This is the only time of year that I am exposed to Maaco advertising.
Same went for Beef O’Brady’s yesterday.
"Ha-Ha!
Football."
Macco's commericial wasn't in HD
What else is there to say about this fine establishment?
"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham
What's with the control-top unis on the Boise linemen?
Did Nike acquire Spanx?
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 8:28 PM EST reply actions
got to cut corners when making a lighter moisture-wicking uniform
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Mako Shart Week Bowl?
I’d almost pay to see that.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:28 PM EST reply actions
Moore is certainly not sharp as yet.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:30 PM EST reply actions
Tell me about it.
We have pritnear 3 more weeks to go.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
HURRRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
BROTZMAN
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:30 PM EST reply actions
BROTZMAN-ned!
"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham
Brotzman!!!!
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
No pity for the earring'd
and tribal tattoo’d.
by Charles UF on Dec 22, 2010 8:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Because he's the punter, not a WR?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 8:31 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Why are they throwing to him, then?
Unless they reasonably believe he will catch a ball that hits him in the chest?
I love green because money be green.
I hope he's graduating this semester for his sake...
Holly hates me a lot
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
mother of god
Is this hillbilly hell or do you southerners nowmally square dance after no drinking at 730 pm in the middle of a foodie joint?
by Irishjugg on Dec 22, 2010 8:31 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Seppuku is seconds away from happening live on TV
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Wow, did that just happen?
Both in reference to the trick play to Brotzman and Brotzman dropping an easy pass in a hilarious fashion.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 8:31 PM EST reply actions
So, whats everyone drinkin?
Test driving my homebrew Strong Dark Belgian Ale that I make for New Years Eve.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Working my way through the seasonal New Belgium sampler. I’ve already had them all of course, but variety is nice.
Jameson.
Got to make room for new holiday booze.
"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham
Yakima Glory from Victory Brewing and Celebrator from Sierra Nevada
Craft night!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 8:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
some imperial ale
Bar tender didn’t say. Its good though
by Irishjugg on Dec 22, 2010 8:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Zafrica Savignon Blanc
Because I drank the growler of Southern Tier Krampus last night. Planning: not gud.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
NEED MORE RUM
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
Someone go buy that punter a beer.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 8:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I heard Schnakenbacon
Schnelly’s new nickname?
by DriveThruDuck on Dec 22, 2010 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Kellen Moore = Tim Tebow
I know his passing numbers are stellar, but how the heck can anyone argue that Tebow had mechanics that were a liability and then watch Kellen Moore lock on to one receiver and wind up his arm without seeing the exact same problem?
"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham
Pew Pew
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Laser Sounds
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Moors is ackurrut
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Moore is not considered an NFL prospect. Tebow went in round 1
No one is saying there is no issue with Moore
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
If you hard 2000's era bandana made of a under armour t-shirt on your board
DRINK
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
That's why they can't be in the Pac-12
by DriveThruDuck on Dec 22, 2010 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Good point
Never thought of it that way
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
To be fair,
it’s a pretty high bar to clear.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Carlos Tevez never really was much of a defender...
Holly hates me a lot
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
TD derp
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
He might have been available if Utah hadn't joined the Pac.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
I think Florida might still have been able to get him
if we had offered him. I’m surprised we didn’t really.
The Wisdom/Madness of Foley
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe.
But he gets into a big-boy conference without the ferocious pressure of being an SEC coach. Something to think about.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not saying it would have been a sure thing
But the money, recruiting, higher profile job, and being friends with Urb probably would have helped. There’s pressure to perform at most AQ school to perform if they’ve had past success.
Sho nuff.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'm surprised no one's gone after him.
Maybe they’ve asked quietly and been told “no thanks”, but I thought teams would make more of a run at him even if Utah is going to the Pac-10.
For sure
All the same, that job was looking shitty. They were going to get hit with some penalties, and they were rebuilding. Tennessee could have been another offer, but that was a serious rebuilding project in terms of recruiting needs.
How gracious.
"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham
Analogy
Florida:Utah::Cincinnati:Central Michigan?
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Go Chippewas!
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
DUUUUUUUURRRRRP!
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:36 PM EST reply actions
TD Derp.
Oh wait, I already posted that.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
okay
we’re officially on Derpcon 2 now
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
remember the lower the number the greater the threat
Holly hates me a lot
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 22, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
So DERPCON 4?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
These teams are clearly drunk.
Voodoo Five - South Florida Bulls SBN Blog
The Toughest Blog in America
Miss DAVIS
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
by WatsonTiger on Dec 22, 2010 8:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I am convinced The only way to make this game
entertaining would be converting it to stop motion clay, like everything else on TV this week
If that's football, I'll stand on my head and piss over that goalpost. - Coach Ronnie Shelly
Can I haz completion?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:37 PM EST reply actions
.....
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
by WatsonTiger on Dec 22, 2010 8:38 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
Did both teams hire GT receivers?
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Alright Herbie and Musberger
THIS is why the play in the MWC and the WAC. This is why these teams are NOT National Championship material.
by Jasonwrightrules on Dec 22, 2010 8:39 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
They're good at making meh games sound like title games.
It’s why they’re the go-to crew for ABC/ESPN.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Mythbusters tonight should be strong to quite strong
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Hell yeah!
“Operation Valkyrie.” Sounds fun.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
What, they're going to clone Hitler, then kill him again?
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 22, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
And this time they’ll load 50Lbs of AMFO into that briefcase, just to be sure. Because that’s how they roll.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
The 2ndary myth sounds lame
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
But: Kari.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
I’d sit in a puddle of my own excrement if that’s what it took.
Stolen from below but more appropriate here.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Excellent point.
All further objections are invalid.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 22, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Just sayin'.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
They are afraid we will no longer be
… what we are expected to be.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
I think he watches Boise games pantless
by Jasonwrightrules on Dec 22, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
You're enjoying that a hell of a lot more than I am.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Both teams are fond of the line, it seems.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 8:43 PM EST via mobile reply actions
We actually may be at DERPCON 2 now.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
DERP
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:43 PM EST reply actions
Officially Derpcon 2.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:43 PM EST reply actions
DErP!
Wow.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 8:43 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Now we're getting close to DERPCON 2
Holly hates me a lot
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Derping is winning.
We have reached Derpcon 2.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Hey, a turnover!
And “snap it off.”. Drink!
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 8:44 PM EST reply actions
He'll, I know a guy that won it
And his 37 yards didn’t do much to keep Cammy-Cam juice from running all over the field…
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
IN[TER]CEPTION
http://inception.davepedu.com/
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Peterson: We have to throw deeper
Holly hates me a lot
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 22, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow, so fresh. Obviously both teams made the most of their extra practice time.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 8:45 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Cute cheerleaders are cute.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:45 PM EST reply actions
Does your cat's mouth smell like cat food?
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
My favorite poli-sci prof was a Temple grad
He’s a big football fan.
I’m gonna have to email that pic to him.
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
Who would hire this guy as an HC much less an OC?
I can’t believe Temple even sniffed him
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
This worked last night
Bubbaprog
Bubbaprog
Bubbaprog
/summons Biggie Smalls
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook THE LSU Tigers Blog of the Week for 52,136 Weeks in a Row and Counting
Almost Derp there
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 8:46 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I believe it's called "Brotzman'd."
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Well, ask the Brotz himself.
He Brotzman’d the fake punt.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Please continue to waste turnovers
that way when it comes back to bite you in the ass, it’s really going to suck
Holly hates me a lot
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Did you write "game over" in your notebook?
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 22, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Heh. Shades of the OrSt/Pitt masterpiece a couple years back.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Earlier it was
“…they went mouth to mouth with each other…” and now “…he snapped one off…”
Is Mushberger feeling a little randy tonight?
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 22, 2010 8:47 PM EST reply actions
Some memories of trips to Las Vegas during his time in the Navy
are starting to creep back from his subconscious…
Holly hates me a lot
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 22, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Former Navy man set loose in Vegas
oh my, the horrors
/remembersmytimeasaSeabeeinBiloxi
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 22, 2010 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
HE JUST BANGED...
into the coverage.
He is a bit…excited.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
the clap goes everywhere
Holly hates me a lot
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 22, 2010 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
Ooooohhh, the 3rd Most Wired Campus in the United States!
If that’s not damning with faint praise I don’t know what is
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 8:48 PM EST reply actions
One of the original 4 nodes of Arpanet.
Which became the Intarwebs Tubes.
/nerded
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The snob in me wants to go "isn't that special".
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 8:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Is it just me, or is Brent a lil' tipsy?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 8:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Buddy of mine is meeting me at our bowl game...
He works for a TV station, is covering the game, and keeps saying he can’t pre-game with us. I keep telling him “working” never seems to have stopped the Mus-man.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
They show the Boise cheerleaders or something?
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
what am I looking at here?
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
They should play the Poinsettia Bowl in that.
Navy is playing, after all.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
See what happens when you eat Taco Bell after 10 p.m.?
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 22, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You got something against the Poinsettia Bowl?
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
looks like a Mexican cocaine cartel messed up one of their smuggling tunnels
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
That's what I thought
They must have dropped a whole plane load into the stadium.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
They're supposed to get this cleared up by tomorrow
I’m betting this is going to make last year’s Capital One Bowl look like a desert.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
currently ripping shots of ol grandad with the bartender
Win?
by Irishjugg on Dec 22, 2010 8:54 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Not a lose.
But it is Ol Grandad, so not a win.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Depends.
Old GrandDad 114 may be the best thing Jim Beam makes under $40.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 8:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Can't get the corner against the Utes tonight.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:54 PM EST reply actions
I just got "here".
Has Musburger blown a load yet?
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Oh, he's feeling a little flush tonight.
Bangin’ into holes, right up the middle.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
BSU looks like they don't want to be here
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That came out harsher than I thought it would
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 22, 2010 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Look at it this way
If VT wins that game, they break out those hideous uniforms again because the team thinks they’re good luck. It had to be done.
I guess
But it just means we’ll see them again in 20 years or so when they’re retro.
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 22, 2010 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck
I swear this is the Ute’s true mascot:
Just so happens to be there to beat you when you’ve already given up all hope.
Before the title game, at our house hopefully
I agree.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Prolly a frontrunner for P12 South.
Might see ’em in the title game.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
are seeing a trend toward more fourth down attempts
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 22, 2010 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Other than go and FG attempt are there any other options?
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Tubberville is disappointed in you, son.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Keepin' up with Big Balls Chip.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Snaps it off.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:56 PM EST reply actions
Pettis does that
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
what is Musberger's best call?
“Crabtree, Pulls free” has to be up there.
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
"The Cardiac Kid is at it again"
Talking about Patrick Nix in the 1994 Auburn-Florida game…
Holly does not approve of what I typed here
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 22, 2010 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
"1500 red-blooded Americans just decided to apply to Florida State."
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Derpcon 1?
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
I'm inclined to agree.
Of course, our basketball team went to DERPCON -189 earlier tonight.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Meh.
Not impressed unless you’re trying it from your own 35.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 8:59 PM EST reply actions
There's one argument for not going on 4th.
The DERP is always an option.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 8:59 PM EST reply actions
Move us to DERPCON 2, Mr. Secretary
Holly does not approve of what I typed here
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
OK absoLUTEly DERPCON 3 now.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 9:00 PM EST reply actions
DERP
Again with the derping.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 9:00 PM EST via mobile reply actions
If you're going to derp, might as well try to be the best at it.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
I do not ever want to see Jack Black
without a shirt on again, please.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I'd settle
for just never seeing Jack Black again.
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 22, 2010 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Jonathan Swift is rolling in his grave
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 9:02 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
What?
You can’t randomly blow $20K on Christmas presents?
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
How do you get the Lexus into your gigantic post-modern house?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 9:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
$20K?!
You can get a new Lexus for $20,000? I want to go shopping with you.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 22, 2010 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
He said "car".
I was being conservative and assuming normal people don’t get Kias for Christmas either.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
For what?
You can’t buy someone a car and stick them with the payments.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
TAMU did it to SMU.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
by gtne91 on Dec 22, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
No, but my grandmother just received a car from her son for Christmas.
Won’t be able to ever compete w/that gift.
I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.
actually, yes
it was a ’98 accord
…i got it in 2006
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
My parents got me a used Subaru when I was a senior in HS.
Got it a Christmas. Does that count? They said they couldn’t find those bigass bows.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 9:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Just had to buy a car.
Gonna put a bow on it, cause I ain’t getting anything else for a while.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
We couldn't let you anyway.
You don’t have a degree from an accredited university.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
But a degree in nuclear engineering from an imaginary university is worth something, right?
Otherwise I might as well set my diploma on fire once I get it.
Woo NukEs represention.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
spelling hard.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
I have a degree in nuclear engineering
from Springfield University.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
When I grow up...
I’m going to Bovine University.
by purwho on Dec 22, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Engineers RULE
We are CRUCIAL maaaan!
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 9:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
EE here
But work in your field.
Why yes, I am a rocket fuckin’ scientist.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
EE as well
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Was in a meeting a few years ago.
Four Dans in attendance. Confusing as hell.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
We had five Dans and four Daves on the floor one year in the dorm.
That was a mess.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Dayum
We had some fun with it too though. I could imagine some hijinks in a dorm with that situation.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck yes we are rocket scientists. This does not work as well at the bar as I would have once hoped.
Hmm
Always wanted to try that, but was already married.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Doesn’t work until you mention salary. And I don’t really have one of those, what with working on the phd right now.
Oooh PHD
One of them big time brains. Congrats and good luck.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Eh, if they accept you then it’s just a matter of not getting bored or sick of school or tempted away by a paycheck.
Yeah, but getting accepted ain't no gimme.
Hang in there and the paycheck should be worth it.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
I decided six weeks into my MS
that there was no way in hell I was staying for the PhD. And if the job market hadn’t sucked at the time I might not have stayed for the MS either.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
That is kickin it old school there.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
DERPCON RULING
DERPcon 1 cannot, by rule, be achieved in the first half. You need three quarters of crap to get to 1.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
I think we can agree on this.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Not even
if you witness three quarters of crap crammed into a quarter and a half?
by Jasonwrightrules on Dec 22, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
DERPCON 0 is impossible. DERPCON 1 must have, as a canonical example, 3-2 (or 3-0 ORST over… Pitt? in the Sun Bowl a few years back). This is nowhere near that.
That would be a special occasion.
With a certain unforgivable amount of turnovers and mistakes, it is theoretically possible, though very rare.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Dec 22, 2010 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
this has to be a record amount of derps for one quarter, no?
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The last time DERPCON 1 was reached
13 September 2008 in Starkville, MS…
Holly does not approve of what I typed here
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 22, 2010 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
I thought the Sun Bowl was after that.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Herbie, at least be created with # down & Long
I mean, Rece has no problem with it…
Holly does not approve of what I typed here
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
So, ESPN personality you'd most like to have a beer with?
I’d have to go with Van Pelt (since I don’t have Bell’s palsy) or Reece. Though I have met a couple of the second-stringers and I’d totally drink with them again. Just not in Bristol.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Wendi Nix
How is this even a question?
"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham
Don't have to roofie a woman to talk to her.
"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham
Insert apologetic reply for coming off like an ass on the Internet.
"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham
Agreed, but Wendi would probably have a cocktail
Holly does not approve of what I typed here
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 22, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Suzi Kolber
Joe Namath has fine taste, even when drunk.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Why are so many people thrilled about a Miami (OH)-Toledo game?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 9:08 PM EST reply actions
What about the epic '03 battle
between Gradkowski and Roethlisberger? Wait, they didn’t play that year. Nevermind. Go about your business.
Funny thing about that Heiniken commercial?
He’s going to fuck the grandmother.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 22, 2010 9:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Now I can't watch that anymore n
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 9:15 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
This is madness
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
I do find the win on Sparty's floor delicious.
Betting the Wolverines won’t match it…
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Uhhh, Brent?
I have asked if John Saunders is Canadian before… because of his accent, you drunken buffoon.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
He still pops
a toMOREow and a SOREy and an aBOUT now and again.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
You hoser.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 9:14 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Derp???
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 9:11 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Move us back to DERPCON 3
Recall the bombers…
Holly does not approve of what I typed here
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
defensive derp?
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
What about the subs?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
MUSCLE HAMSTER!!
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
maybe i shouldn't have gotten drunk already
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
He got that stat
from the Department of Redundancy Department.
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 22, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Like win streaks in Women's BB??
Oooooh, faced.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 9:18 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Love my lady
just come home with the beer
by Jasonwrightrules on Dec 22, 2010 9:16 PM EST reply actions
Too bad that
the guy lined up next to him isn’t named BUTTS
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 22, 2010 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Wide Butts
returing to third grade now…
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 22, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
They don't tend to play particularly dominant in big games
They do tend to win. The past 2 seasons, anyway.
I love green because money be green.
Trvia question is tricky.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Steve Young is one.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Being the descendant of Brigham Young kind of gets you into Brigham Young University
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
So does being able to throw like that.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Wouldn't that be lots of descendants?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
That's how Dave Ohio State got in.
His grades were terrible.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 22, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Nicely done sir.
A rec for you.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Aren't there 3 Utah schools?
Utah State.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 9:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Nope.
They went straight to CUSA when the SWC broke up.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Oh, hell, everyone was in the MVC.
Nebraska, Kansas, Kansas State, Missouri, Iowa State, Oklahoma State, Louisville, Cincinnati, Tulsa, North Texas, West Texas A&M, Detroit, Chevy Chase, your mom, Gerald Ford, Nikola Tesla…
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Musberger just gave out the answers.
Bourbon working early for Brent.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Hey! A completed screen pass!
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 9:17 PM EST reply actions
I remember when the WAC was still a conference.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
So you're saying Greg has a chance?
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Aye
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 9:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
As Ronnie Dobs would say
“Slippery ain’t I”
by Jasonwrightrules on Dec 22, 2010 9:20 PM EST reply actions
Evening, reprobates.
About to commit what feels like heresy here. After punishing my ears with THAT GUY Monday night, I’m actually enjoying Musberger tonight. Is there a support group for this?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Oh, I completely agree with you. I have no problem with Musberger.
Also, I dunno if the TV showed it, but that crowd started at MAYBE 70% and fell off faster than any crowd I’ve ever seen. Minny-tOSU (52-7 final, I think, and colder) didn’t empty like that.
I've always HATED Musberger.
Perhaps he’s finally found a good sideman in Herbie, because I don’t want to take an ice pick to my ears thus far tonight.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Herbie's alright.
I never make fun of him for his commentary, just for being a GQ fratboy.
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I do, too - it was always Musberger that bothered me.
Whenever he did Nebraska games in the 90s-00s, he sounded as clueless and off the mark as the Big Integer marketing folks – trying to make folksy connections and failing miserably. Maybe Herbie’s helping him just focus on the game, not so much on the “good buddy” stuff.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
I don't mind him when he's calling a game not involving my team
Otherwise his propensity to pick sides gets annoying.
I love green because money be green.
Just don't watch him call a bouncyball game
with Robert Montgomery Knight. You WILL take an ice pick to your ears. And an egg beater to your brain afterward.
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Bouncy...ball?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
I seem to recollect we fielded a women's team last year.
And I hear they’re building a new arena. Should be great for getting a basketball team together.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
I like Musberger.
Gruden is ear rape, but Millen is ear rape with a spiked bat.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 22, 2010 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
HIM. AND THEISMAN.
Had to listen to that when I watched the Niners play the Chargers. WHICH WAS PUNISHMENT ENOUGH.
I love green because money be green.
I enjoy their bickering.
They’re both stupid meatheads, so it’s nice to hear them go at it.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 22, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
I dunno
Millen has some solid comments, but of late he’s become infected with ESPN disease. Herbstreit is one of the few announcers I’ve observed to actually have become better on ESPN.
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 22, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Millen wasn't bad before he became a GM
Apparently whatever made him the worst GM ever has turned him into a train wreck as an announcer as well.
Look on the bright side
In 2 years, Mayhew and Schwartz have built a team that needs only a healthy QB, a non-terrible secondary and some luck (like not having game winning TDs overturned for no good reason) to be fairly good. Soon you’ll be able to dump Millen down the memory hole.
Wrap up, Utes!
They’re not gonna fumble on every series…
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 9:22 PM EST reply actions
Stay away if you want, just means more for Schnelly
"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham
This isn't Nam.
There are rules.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 9:26 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Fuck, if we can do it
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
How exactly do you sell a kid
on leaving Cali for Utah?
I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.
But one wife is more than enough to make a man lose his shit.
Three or more? That’s just eternal damnation.
I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.
Remember kids...
more than one wife means more than one mother-in-law!
"Another day in which to excel" ~ Erk Russell.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 23, 2010 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
Unlike most other places
There are way too many Californians than there are BCS west coast schools for them to go to. It’s just demographics. Of couse, Utah is now a BCS school.
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
Wait for it.
Here it comes n
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 9:27 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Game wasn't on the line yet.
If Utah can hang in there he can still screw the pooch.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Of course. No pressure.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 22, 2010 9:28 PM EST reply actions
BEACH BALL
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 9:28 PM EST reply actions
oh thank god
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
Correct
The problem with Yukon Gold is that they aren’t as large as russet, which means shorter fries.
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 22, 2010 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
I don't mind that
I tend to make more wedge like fries instead of the stick type, so the length isn’t as important.
What's taters, precious?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 9:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
IMPORTANT NOTE
I believe Brotzman just set the NCAA record for career points with that kick. IIRC, he needed two coming into the game. The XP was one, and this FG put him over the top.
I'm waiting
for idaho to make an ad that says
“NAPOLEON DYNAMITE WAS FILMED HERE. IDAHO. NOTICE USSSSSS!”
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
In parts of Utah as well
The first quarter and reminded me a little of that movie
by Jasonwrightrules on Dec 22, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
Your partner's genital herpes have spread to your eye
Roll Tide.
I love green because money be green.
Damnit
I was just typing “You have syphillis… and so does your sister. Roll Tide.”
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Mr. Edwards, your house was just flooded by the storm surge and we’re not covering it. Roll tide.
by Erik T on Dec 22, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They needed an interior shot of the corpse.
“-- --”
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Damn fine coffin right there.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
...
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
You live in Alabama. Your state is ignorant it's living in and eating its own shit. Its leaders are deliberately negligent or just fucking retarded. And the football team, your sole glimmer of not bullshit in your life, just lost to its biggest rival.
ROLL TIDE.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Dec 22, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome to die.
Roll tide
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 9:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Mom, I got my 17-year old girlfriend pregnant
Roll Tide
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
"TIME TO DIE. ROLL TIDE"
Too soon?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Well, little Jenny. It's your 12th birthday. Your body is changing.
Roll Tide.
by purwho on Dec 22, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
WINS THE THREAD
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
I am not a fan of the "Roll Tide" ESPN commercial
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 9:31 PM EST reply actions
Clearly inferior to ARCHIE MANNING.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Dec 22, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
I actually like the baseball one the best
Where the guys are talking about sabermetrics and the geeky guys look at them and say “Nerds!”
eh, its bogus sabrmetrics though
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
I agree. WHIP is hardly sabermetrics.
Especially when it compared to the glory that is the WAR average.
Not only that
They are discussing a difference that cant be statistically significant.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
That one is indeed glorious.
Need a Ph.D in mathematics
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
I learned about sabermetrics from the Simpsons.
I couldn’t give two shits about it, but I learned about it from the Simpsons. What’s scary is the sheer amount of things for which this is true.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
I found Bill James before the Simpsons started
But otherwise, very very true.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
I've said for years it's one of the smartest shows on TV.
And Fox’s willingness to let those folks do what they want is the only reason it’s still on the air.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
It's not at the same level it once was.
But it’s still up there with the best there is now. For a time there was nothing even close.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
If Brotzman shanks another one
He rockets to the top of the list for this year’s Knoblauch finalists.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 9:34 PM EST reply actions
All he has to do is
“Chuck” one more wide right?
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 22, 2010 9:35 PM EST reply actions
Occassional option looks awful once you get used to a real option team
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Fortunately, receivers are irrelevant
Once they use up their allotment of concussions, there’s another right there.
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 22, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Like last night
bad team needed to put away good team early.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
bwaaaaaaang!
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Did you know that non-automatic qualifiers don't win a lot of BCS games?
I dunno, Brent. How many non-AQ teams make BCS bowls?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 9:38 PM EST via mobile reply actions
In fairness, that Hawaii loss should count double.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Of course, in fairness
Hawai’i is the only non-AQ team to get a BCS bid that pretty much nobody thought deserved to be there.
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Negative.
I think this year will add the second, but it’ll be a very good game.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Say g'night, Utah
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 22, 2010 9:38 PM EST reply actions
Go home and enjoy your six wives Utes
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I f'n hate when the guys in the truck can't keep up
Hey, ESPN, we have DVRs. You cover the live stuff, we’ll handle the replay, mmmkay?
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 9:39 PM EST reply actions
LASER SOUNDS
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Helloooooooo, Kari.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Wat's this secondary myth being busted?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
How is the Valkyrie attempt a myth?
Historically everyone pretty much agrees what happened.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
There's an explosion.
Who needs a myth?
(I dunno what the actual myth they’re going after is; just tuned in.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I believe it's the Stauffenberg assasination plot they're "investigating."
Which has been pretty much agreed upon from the moment it happened – the briefcase was on the table, but after Stauffenberg left the room someone moved it under the table, which saved Hitler’s life.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
And now I stand corrected.
Apparently moving the briefcase didn’t make that much of a difference.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
They weren't testing briefcase at feet vs. behind desk leg
They were testing the open meeting vs. concrete bunker. What annoys me also is whether they checked the foam Hitler for shrapnel. I would guess that table would have become a nail bomb in the explosion.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Ahhhh.
My interest in the plot stems almost completely from Dietrich Bonhoeffer being involved with the conspirators. So the actual explosion hasn’t ever been a point of concern for me, since Bonhoeffer and all the co-conspirators were executed whatever the reason was for the plot’s failure.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
I think it's more about what would it take to kill Hitler, rather than trying to disprove this.
I.E. if Hitler’s meeting were in the bunker rather than outside, would he have been killed?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, no way some dirt and a shipping container replicate concrete walls
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
The baby
has left just the right amount of fat in the right places if you ask me.
by Jasonwrightrules on Dec 22, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Man V Food is in Iowa
The reason I hate this show is that it makes me want to go to places I would never want to go to, so I can try this nonsense.
Ever see the episode with the "4 Horsemen Burger"?
by BlueHemorrhage on Dec 22, 2010 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
Not completely sure but I want to say San Antonio...
by BlueHemorrhage on Dec 22, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
The burger had jalapenos, habaneros, serranos and the ghost chile
by BlueHemorrhage on Dec 22, 2010 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Gainesville has a pizza like that
I plan to take it on eventually. I had two slices of a friend’s when he tried the challenge, and I think I can handle it.
A brave man indeed. The eventual negative sequelae of shitting napalm scares me though...
by BlueHemorrhage on Dec 22, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just used to it.
I grew up eating Mexican and Indian food with my dad as spicy as they would give it to us.
I went to the BBQ place he went to in San Diego
And I have to say, it was an excellent place. Every time I travel to a new US city I check to see if he went there, so I can go to one of the places he visits. I’ve been to most of the places he went to in Miami. They were all excellent.
Was it Kansas City Barbeque?
I used to work in the comic biz years ago before it imploded, so I went to San Diego every year for SDCC. Of the six days we’d spend in town, we’d end up eating there at least four times. At least.
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Nah
It was Phil’s BBQ. The sauce wasn’t what I normally prefer, but the meat itself was great. The tri tip sandwich was the best part of the meal.
Black Market Pizza actually started here in Ames.
But Ankeny is closer to Des Moines, so they filmed there. That pizza, from what I’ve heard, is every bit as hot as advertised. My secretary’s son completed the challenge, with extremely unfortunate consequences the next morning.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Every time I watch that show...
I have to take a massive slam.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 22, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck you, Nick Cannon.
Fuck. You.
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Looks like we're flying hung over tomorrow.
Roll Tide.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 22, 2010 9:53 PM EST reply actions
The government's new health care plan....
Get your full-body scans by the TSA. Mention Al-Qaeda and get a free colon exam.
No complaints.
Roll TIde.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 22, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
How do you stop Cam Newton, Coach?
Well, I’d leave an unsecured laptop out around the 40-yard line, see if he goes for it.
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Dec 22, 2010 9:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Meyer looks a little misty
Talking about that Denver QB.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 9:55 PM EST reply actions
When out of bleach...
Roll Tide.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 22, 2010 9:55 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Quit asking about Tebow with the Broncos.
Urbz didn’t watch his daughters play volleyball, let alone watching Timmy ride the bench in Denver.
I hear that Urbz daughters and volleyball shorts go together like chocolate and peanut butter, any truth to this?
by BlueHemorrhage on Dec 22, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
You'd have to go to GT vollybees games to find out c
Point Tech!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 10:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Pastor Bonhoeffer, the bomb exploded, but someone moved the bomb under the table. Hitler lives.
Roll Tide.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
"good luck in your decision to spend more time with your family."
Damn, does John Saunders know something about the Meyer clan?
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 10:00 PM EST reply actions
Fortune Cookie at dinner tonight:
“That wasn’t Chicken. Roll Tide.”
At first I thought you were mocking the sign
Then I remembered Freakbass. Then I got sad.
Thanks for ruining my birthday, jerk!
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Not that I would know about such things, but
I’m pretty sure the sign doesn’t say, “I AM DA CHAMPEEON.”
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 22, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
/brotzman'd
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
DUNNNNN ASPLOOOOOOOOOOOODEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Almost across midfield.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 22, 2010 10:04 PM EST reply actions
Utah's been in 2nd or 3rd and long all night.
Can’t win that way.
HURRR DURRRRR
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
by WatsonTiger on Dec 22, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
HERP A DERP
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
"Nice.... NICE.... ooooh!"
Seems to be a lot of that, tonight.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 10:07 PM EST reply actions
Here comes Derpy Derp, here comes Derpy Derp
Right down Derpy Derp Lane.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 22, 2010 10:08 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Prophet, you are.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Snaps it off
/you know what that means
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 10:09 PM EST reply actions
I dunno, I think the DERP level is in danger of sliding up a notch now.
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If this stands up on review
… then I think we can declare DERPCON 1.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Damn you and you're correct assessment of the game
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Dec 22, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
your
/munson’d
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Dec 22, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
That was new
And I watch a lot of football
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 10:10 PM EST via mobile reply actions
There's merit to that.
It depends on whether the forced fumbles are a result of serious slobberknocking, or poor ball handling, though.
And if you can get disconnected from the ball on a tomahawk from behind, you’re generally doing it wrong.
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Looks like 82 recovered in the nick of time
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 10:11 PM EST reply actions
Definitely reviewable.
Not sure if they will overturn it.
Team to with the most DERPs wins
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
On a different note, Boise State looks like the most tatted-up team in the nation
There are plenty of arm-tats around, but BSU takes it to a whole new level.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 10:12 PM EST reply actions
Winter is long in Idaho
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 10:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
The video ref disagrees.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I'm not saying you're wrong.
But our opinion ain’t the one that counts.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
You sound like my three year-old daughter.
And it’s past your bedtime.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Does BSU keep the ball?
Enlighten me
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 10:12 PM EST via mobile reply actions
How does that work?
I honestly can’t recall seeing this before above the high school level.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 10:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Fumble that goes out of the end zone is either a safety or touchback depending on who had the ball last.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I don't know about y'all, but I feel handsome just listening to Herbstreit.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 22, 2010 10:12 PM EST reply actions
Does the sack take it to DERPCON .5?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
This Utah QB needs to stand in the pocket a bit longer
He’s like high tailing it out of there if it looks shady at all.
When he stays in, they sack him
And, usually, he fumbles.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
They need to either run plays
where he’s moving out of the pocket from a designed point of view, or actually keep him in and run quicker routes.
Pinning their ears back again?
Needs a new metaphor
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 10:14 PM EST via mobile reply actions
They've needed a new one for that all season.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Just once, I'd like to hear Brent give us a "Potter" as Snape.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 10:16 PM EST reply actions
Pot-her
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by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 10:18 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Two ranked teams--you would have through we'd see a better game.
Oh, well. Bad football beats good reality shows, any day.
I missing Top Chef for this
/Why DVR was invented.
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by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 10:21 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Oh hells yes
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 10:31 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Is Hout injured?
I like BSU, but was looking forward to seeing him take a beating.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
ESPN needs to license Fox's glowing-puck technology
If only for the cameramen
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 10:20 PM EST reply actions
Come on
The wide open WR can’t get the TD, but the double-covered guy gets it.
The double-covered guy will get a combine invite
The wide-open dude won’t
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by marktgarten on Dec 22, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Macho Man in da house!
Bubbaprog, work your magic?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
This is what I get for missing last night's game.
I won’t see a competitive bowl game again this year.
Yes
We’re going for 5 passes or less. Total.
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by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 10:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
You're looking LIVE at 3 white guys, a baby, and Mike Tyson's tiger--
none of whom can remember a thing from last night as they desperately look for the missing groom on a bacherlor party gone wild.
And I believe that's a cover
if the score stays like this
Pretty soon I’m going to have to start calling out the HATERZ* who doubted Boise State’s competence.
*sarcasm in case it’s not clear, which it never ever is
I don't know if Boise State could hang with Oregon, or stop Newton
But who wouldn’t want to see Boise State playing Oklahoma or UCONN in a playoff game?
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Dec 22, 2010 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Imelda Marcos approves
In a related note, isn’t Zappos HQ near Vegas?
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 10:24 PM EST reply actions
"Execution gets it done."
PERMANENTLY
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 10:25 PM EST reply actions
Musberger taking a firm anti-trash talking stance...
by BlueHemorrhage on Dec 22, 2010 10:25 PM EST reply actions
Hey, that's Rick Reily's gig.
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by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 10:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Good news, everybody!!!
Terrell Pryor just tweeted that he paid for his tattoos.
Nothing to see here.
I'm not reading all 900+ comments this late in the game
but has it been lost that a company that specializes in painting things sponsored a bowl game with a skidmark of a midfield logo?it’s fucking Vegas for chrissakes. It rains less tere than in Phoenix and it looked that shitty I the first quarter.
by Big Jon on Dec 22, 2010 10:28 PM EST via mobile reply actions
How many people have you heard complimenting MAACO for the quality of their paint jobs?
Price, yes. Quality? Not from what I’ve heard.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
I can't ever keep
MAACO and AAMCO straight in my head for some reason.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
(I am, however, able to keep them both separate
from AMOCO.)
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
My father own's an autobody shop
MAACO can fuck themselves right in their stupid asses
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Welcome back DERP!
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by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 10:29 PM EST via mobile reply actions
This is over.
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Mormon-lite blows.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
Pat Forde has busted out the "bus" again.
Looks a little different now, though.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 22, 2010 10:30 PM EST reply actions
that's back-yard footbawl shit there
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Herbie: "I hope people dont get caught up in [Austin Pettis'] 40 time, his bench press, his vertical...He's a football player"
So is Kyle Brotzman.
"Austin Pettis is just a football player. He played basketball in high school."
Herbie’s gone full-Gruden.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 22, 2010 10:33 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Please tell me that was a BSU flag girl on the far left of that pan.
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by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 10:33 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Brotzman
I <3 U!
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Oh, dear.
Here we go again, Brotzman.
I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.
Well THERE'S the problem!
He’s supposed to be playing safety!
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 22, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
That's nice, but
not a stat you’re looking for from your kicker. The guy has been a great kicker in his career though, not slamming him.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Brontzman.
Le sigh.
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by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 10:35 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I've never seen a guy's career
swirl down the drain so quickly without accidental injury, criminal activity, or substance abuse being involved.
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He always was a better punter than fg kicker
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Dec 22, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Really?
Didn’t he set a scoring record tonight?
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
I’m not saying he was a terrible kicker, but I’ve thought for a while (since left hash woes of last year) that it was really his punting that was special. I don’t think that the rugby roll out style can work in the pros, b/c everyone is so much faster in the pros, but man could he get beautiful bonces to pin opposing teams deep.
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by marktgarten on Dec 22, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
bounces
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Dec 22, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
true
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Dec 22, 2010 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
OK
I didn’t realize until tonight that he punted too.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Mr. Morse?
Chuck Knoblauch on line one.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
I don't know who you're talking about.
/refusestoacknowledgethatsigning
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And you'll see Brotzman playing safety for the Panthers in a couple of years.
He’s already getting lots of practice.
I would argue this point
’cause he was as useless as balls on a cheerleader last year.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ha
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Atomic DERP
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by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 10:40 PM EST via mobile reply actions
"smartest football player for Utah"
is the same genius who lined up incorrectly on his big play in the 1st quarter, Herbie.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
jesus christ
3rd and 10, let’s run 52 yards
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Adjusts Christmas list appropriately
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by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 10:46 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
yep..
Overdid it a few shots.
Good night to all.
Ill be praying to the porcelin God if anyone needs me.
Cheers
Real footbaw fans
keep a bucket next to their recliner. Get with it.
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I would take a picture
of said steel blue coloered small trash can, but I dont know where my phone went
"Great auto body work, same as dealerships"
Err, don’t most dealerships farm out their body work?
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Red zone shotgun read option.
All the Nebraska fans just screamed, “Dammit, Watson!”
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
you rang?
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
by WatsonTiger on Dec 22, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
AWESOME
“Got a lot more product to get out, need a bit more production out of YOU…”
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The bubble wrap mic was a nice touch.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Is there a company on God's green earth
for whom Peyton Manning isn’t shilling?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
I'm not complaining, mind you.
The guy’s a natural ham.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
No.
But I don’t mind, because he’s actually really good at it.
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HIVEMIND
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Jean-Paul Gaultier.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 22, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Zeees one
ESS BEE CEEE SPEEEEEED!
by MightyMightyMitzu on Dec 22, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
+100
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Dec 22, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
/brotzman'd
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
I love Peyton commercials
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by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 10:48 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Less than 42,000 is a sellout?
HS stadium?
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 22, 2010 10:49 PM EST reply actions
That's exactly how Orson and Holly described it
on the podcast. It’s a bunch of bleachers.
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If you've never been there, trust me when I say this:
That stadium is a complete piece of shit. It’s a total dump.
UNLV stadium
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by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 10:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Run sideways out of bounds for a four yard loss.
I fucking hate the wildcat sometimes. Get your ass upfield, Nancy.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
'Cause he tiny.
And he’s not as cerebral and accurate of a quarterback as … Ryan Mallett.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Dec 22, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Because he doesn't play for a big time program
/Flacco’d
//Fitzpatrick’d
///Bradshaw’d
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/Colston's
/Elway’d
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
by WatsonTiger on Dec 22, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
/Cutler’d
LOL’d
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Dec 22, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
/Holcombe'd
please?
ESS BEE CEEE SPEEEEEED!
by MightyMightyMitzu on Dec 22, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Colston
didn’t play college football.
Neither did Drew Brees.
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But Brees played for..
wait. Brees was in the Rose Bowl. But, wait. Didn’t he go to some Big 10 school?
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
by WatsonTiger on Dec 22, 2010 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Texas wasn't in the 2000 rose bowl
but wikipedia says there was no 2000 rose bowl.
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
by WatsonTiger on Dec 22, 2010 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
I think this is that fabled "purdue"
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
by WatsonTiger on Dec 22, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe it's like Hogwarts
it only exists under certain circumstances.
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
by WatsonTiger on Dec 22, 2010 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Most likely.
I’ve heard that on cold winter nights from November through March, this thing called “purdue” exists on a hardwood court with a round orange ball. I thought I saw it once, but I woke up in a forest without my shoes and my wallet. Last time I trusted gypsies.
bounceyball?
I doubt you can run a school that quietly and find enough functioning ACLs to fund that.
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
by WatsonTiger on Dec 22, 2010 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
I imagine they can beat LSU
by like, eleventy villion
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
by WatsonTiger on Dec 22, 2010 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
What you did there? I see it.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Fitzpatrick came from a program with 7 national titles!
(What years were they? Don’t worry about it, just know that they happened)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
I would say the first half tonight
Ould count as a “bad half” for Boise, too.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 10:53 PM EST reply actions
"Only 1 bad half of football all season"
tOSU is going to hire Mushberger to head the Department of Excuses
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 22, 2010 10:54 PM EST reply actions
We have forty million reasons for failure,
but not a single excuse
"Another day in which to excel" ~ Erk Russell.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 23, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
Whoever keeps bringing free drinks to Mussy and Herbie, please stop.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Dec 22, 2010 10:54 PM EST reply actions
NEVER
I want someone to bring me free drinks when I’m that old.
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Dec 22, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
And get paid to talk about football.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Whenever you start hearing the present grandpa of college football talking about Kellen Moore eating pussy, don't say that I blamed you.
Because that would be awesome. But it won’t happen.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Dec 22, 2010 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
NO!
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by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 10:56 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Brent
I am watching football. I don’t need to be reminded that Pullen and Kelly are morons right now, thank you very much. Asshole.
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The only reason Brant is working this game is because it's in Vegas.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 22, 2010 10:55 PM EST reply actions
I thought it was just an echo.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
You win.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Hilarious:
“A. Pettis passed to A. Pettis to the right for 2 yard gain”
And here's a lighthouse keeper being beheaded by a laser beam!
That catch broke the blog.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 11:03 PM EST via mobile reply actions
If only there was a Columbian Drug Lord named Brotzman
In 20 years we could have an entertaining doc and laugh at fashion of now.
Really? What other state grows potatoes?
Who else brags about growing potatoes?
New York,'strangely.
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by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 11:06 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Oddly enough a ton of states grow potatoes
Pretty sure I’ve had Florida potatoes before.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Even Alaska grows potatoes
and nothing grows here
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 22, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
aside from beards and BACs
ha cha cha cha
ESS BEE CEEE SPEEEEEED!
by MightyMightyMitzu on Dec 22, 2010 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
The more interesting question is...
What’s the proper branding analogy for Idaho potatoes? Is it the Gucci of potatoes, or merely the Abercrombie?
by cockblocker on Dec 22, 2010 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
The "Ralph Lauren" of Potatoes.
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by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 11:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Is it me,
or does the big difference between Utah & BSU seem to be lateral quickness?
Straight ahead, they seem even to me, but I can’t remember the last time a Utah player made someone miss in this game.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Just saw a picture of the Qualcomm Stadium underwater
That would be perfect for mock naval battles in the Roman style (although a bit unfair for San Diego State since I would figure Navy would be, you know, good at that stuff)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 11:04 PM EST reply actions
cockblocker
racist swimming joke goes here
by cockblocker on Dec 22, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
They were called "Naumachia"
Fearless Leader tweeted it a while back. Linky.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Asshole Dad McDonald's commercial
Me likey.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Now that the kid got his license
he can go get a damn haircut and a job.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 22, 2010 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Dad?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
McDonalds
First choice of assholes.
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by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 11:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Somebody catch me up
my girlfriend’s best friend got into a fight with her fiance and it spilled over to us because i didn’t choose the right side and now i’m lost.
by Jasonwrightrules on Dec 22, 2010 11:09 PM EST reply actions
Let that be a lesson to you.
Always just nod sagely.
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will do next time
i see utah is still dropping passes
by Jasonwrightrules on Dec 22, 2010 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Or do the "can't hear you" bit.
What? I’m sorry?
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
BSU woke up after the first quarter
Utah can’t score without a penalty involved
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by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 11:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Just buy your girlfriend flowers and admit you were wrong.
It’s how I stay married.
buying flowers for your girlfriend?
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 22, 2010 11:11 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yes, buying flowers for my girlfriend is how I stay married.
This way, she doesn’t get pissed and tell my wife.
LALALALALALALALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU CAN'T HEAR YOU
/preserves sketchy integrity.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Well, women are like that.
It’s OK to feel lost when you are getting abused for no reason. This is life. Just tell her she is the best thing to happen to you and you should be fine.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
no, lost as in "what kind of BS has musberger been spouting"
by Jasonwrightrules on Dec 22, 2010 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Not enough bandwidth for that info.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Dec 22, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Also
Smile and nod
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by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 11:15 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Who congratulates someone
on their participation? I could see congratulating them on their invitation, but that’s like congratulating someone for being married as opposed to congratulating them for getting married.
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At this point, I'm not even sure if the Utes did in fact participate
so it’s more like congratulating someone on being married when they got lost on the way to the church
by cockblocker on Dec 22, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
I congratulate myself on being married
Especially when I think about my thinning hair.
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by marktgarten on Dec 22, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
I'm married to a wonderful, wonderful woman who is far better than I deserve.
That having been said, STAYING married is worthy of congratulations in a number of ways.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Dec 22, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, but
what about staying married for three and a half hours?
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Well, there was the honeymoon...
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
ESPN promoting ESPN Magazine on air?
Oh, the huge symmetry!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 22, 2010 11:16 PM EST reply actions
Question about tOSU.
If those signed items are tOSU-branded items, I can imagine issues regarding the tattoo thing. If the items do not have any official tOSU branding, can that be a violation?
I believe it's a matter of accepting improper gifts
not anything about the tOSU, but I’m no compliance officer.
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 22, 2010 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Only EA Sports can do that
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by marktgarten on Dec 22, 2010 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
Players cannot “profit” off their status as student-athletes. Trading signed items for anything = BOOM.
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Coeds don't typically have monetary value
Strippers, on the other hand…
by cockblocker on Dec 22, 2010 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
It does seem like about the lamest possible violation, but what do I know. I don’t know what tattoos cost though.
Well, each tattoo
probably costs more than each article of clothing Jacob Pullen got a discount on.
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Tattoos are expensive
At least the ones I have are. The traditional tribal armband is not that much, around a 100 bucks or so, but the more complicated and intricate they are, the more expensive they get.
It’s hard to determine price though, because each tattoo is a negotiated transaction.
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
What if the tattoos really suck, though?
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Not like it was jerseys.
(even Jacket fans think that was bullcrap)
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by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 11:26 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
So,
Cam Newton will walk away with the Heisman and maybe the MNC,
and Pryor goes the Clarett path. Mike Slive has mad skillz, yo.
by North 2 on Dec 22, 2010 11:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
If Utah scores a TD here
I will put my fist through this computer screen.
me too, and I'm not even betting, just seeing if I know jack shit about
the only sport I watch. So far, the answer is “not really”
Watching Martin run around looking for a hole
is like watching my kitten chase a rattleball.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
WHAT DID YOU PEOPLE DO??
I come home to the end of a craptacular game and now tOSU is signing autographs for tattoos?
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 22, 2010 11:21 PM EST reply actions
No fan of tOSU
But tattoos for autographs? Jesus Christ, NCAA, have you nothing better to concern yourself with?
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
Ink for ink
Seems like an even exchange, to me.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
There so mad at Auburn they're punishing tOSU
by North 2 on Dec 22, 2010 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
If anyone got $180k worth of tats
He’d better look like a member of the Yakuza.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Dec 22, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Whipping boy:
Also an improper benefit.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 22, 2010 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Those are the rules
if the players don’t want to abide by them, they are free to not get a free education or to play in a system that doesn’t have these rules.
Tell you right now
your average tatted-up football player is walking around with about $2K worth of ink. More, if they’re really into it.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I was looking at photos from a three fatality auto collision today
I cannot give a shit about tattoos, no matter how much they cost.
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Dec 22, 2010 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
BREAKING: Evidence of tOSU tattoo
sorry for size, raw data
ESS BEE CEEE SPEEEEEED!
by MightyMightyMitzu on Dec 22, 2010 11:25 PM EST reply actions
Utah football looks ready for the PAC-12
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Dec 22, 2010 11:27 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Bring 'em on! Someone will suck more than we do next year.
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 22, 2010 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
Wazzu?
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Dec 23, 2010 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
Well, the amount of points scored was disappointing...
the margin of victory seemed close to expectations (mine, anyway)
How dare you . . .
/looks at trophy
/got nothing
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Dec 22, 2010 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
How in the world is there not
a “Temple of the Dive” story up yet?
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
durrrrr
nevermind
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Dec 23, 2010 9:49 AM EST up reply actions
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