AUBURN GONE KICK THAT ASS CAUSE IT'S AN SEC FOOTBALL TEAM
by Spencer Hall on Dec 22, 2010 12:57 PM EST
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Via SEC Supremacist, the finest preview of the national title game you'll see before the game comes from user MegaSkeet420 (Crazy name! Explain it to mom!) who despite being an Alabama fan will drop some knowledge on your ass, Oregon Duck fans.
Highlights include.
- "We're gonna beat the BEEP--um, FUCK out of you."
- "You know that duck boy, that little doing damn like 278 pushups down there you best watch it ...one of them damn Auburn boys'll drop his ass with a damn buckshot."
- "I'm gonna pop a top to that." [Cracks beer.] "Ass-whoopin'--COMIN TO YOUUUUU."
- "Stereotype this, motherfuckers."
- "You damn double sweater-wearing asses."
- "It may not be the Crimsome, but it is an Alabama team."
- "...and have their damn asses on the grill by dark-thirty."
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I love this fucking guy
The video he posted after the ARN BOW filmed in his truck complete with the dome light timing out was the pinnacle of YouTube cinema
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
high praise, indeed
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 22, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
My experience with the southerly accented leads to the following generalization:
The possessor of an extreme accent has difficulty pronouncing the “r” in “here,” even when speaking slowly.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Dec 22, 2010 1:09 PM EST reply actions
cajun accent=/=southern accent
so i’m in the clear?
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
It's even more pronounced when speaking slowly, honestly.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
"Shit.....what the helllllllll"
I have a new hero
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Beautiful
Leave it to a Bammer to win a new national title, the Salahi/White House Party Crasher national championship.
+1 for double-fisting the Natty Light
Ok just finished watching the video
“I’m wearing mah hoodie. I’m repping the cold states”
That made me LOL
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Whenever I see guys this southern
I always feel the desire to see George Takei hit on them.
by Charles UF on Dec 22, 2010 1:14 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
By a strange coincidence, George Takei was the first person that crossed my mind
too after watching that video (which someone had posted a while back on ATQ). But I was only thinking “I wonder what George Takei would make of this guy…he should watch this video…”
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 22, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
I am shocked
That a true bama fan would jump on the bandwagon of a team that is doing well. Exceptttt that is why they are all bama fans in the first place….so…
by kngry7 on Dec 22, 2010 1:16 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
C'mon lil' brother...
Can’t you guys just enjoy your brief, soon-to-be-vacated, time in the sun without worrying about your Big Brother? With the hysteria, rally-round-the-family, humorless, unironic conspiratorial malaise coming from Opelika, it’s as if the collective Auburn “family” can’t enjoy three hours on a Saturday.
The best part about a 13-0 Auburn team, however, is that the rest of the Nation gets to see what you gomers are like 24/7/365.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 22, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
24/7/365
See above video.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 22, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Bunraku in Four Acts
1. Auburn does something notable (good or bad).
2. Bama fans comment on notable thing with a healthy dose of general baiting (here, MegaSkeet420)
3. Auburn fans tease Bama in response (kngry7).
4. Bama fans (here, you, but often it’s the same puppets as in Act 1) make inferiority/ humorless/ mind-your-own-business comments, unaware of the irony of this criticism in light of Act 2.
I saw the same acts play out in the mid-1990s when I was at FSU and Miami fans were just as self-centered/oblivious.
\makes dismissive warchant motion
by Ardbeg on Dec 22, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Now that's an innovative use of the MDWM acronym
Rec’d
"My goal is to win a national championship at West Virginia University, and I firmly believe that coach Stewart has built a solid foundation, which will allow us to compete with the very best in the country." Dana Holgorsen
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 22, 2010 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
and genius, in general.
At war with the concept of the Venn Diagram
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 22, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
You are a sad, sad individual
Sorry to be obsessed with bama, person whose name refers to auburn.
by kngry7 on Dec 22, 2010 3:14 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
his name refers to the midwest
ol boy used to live in south dakota. but if it makes you feel better, you can go on pretending he was talking about the university of aubrun.
In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create. - Raoul Vaneigem
take this job and shove it - Johnny Paycheck
by tempebamafan on Dec 23, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
In fairness, I, who have no dog in this hunt
thought it referred to Auburn too.
/thisiswhathappenswhenyouassume
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
It never fails
just when I begin to feel that my native state has recovered from its latest embarrassment, something like this comes along
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
Impossible
It’s impossible for Alabama to be fully free of constant embarrassment as long as Finebaum allows people to call into his show.
Team Speed Kills -- SBNation's SEC Blog
If you're so inclined, follow me @Year2
dude are you kidding me?
we got front row seats to the shit show
two craziest fan bases in American sports – embrace the insanity
I love the unapologetic bastard though not a big fan of his pick to win the game
Auburn fans made me pro-choice
by Wallacewade04 on Dec 22, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
can't believe my video got out
totally emabarrassed.
by rickmuscles on Dec 22, 2010 1:20 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Bet you feel like Rex Ryan right about now
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Dec 22, 2010 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
Sure makes all us alums proud
What a fucking jackass. Although, despite his stupidity, I think he is right about one thing. This won’t be a game as much as it will be an attempted murder. Auburn is going to destroy this bunch. Nick Fairley might well decapitate LaMichael James at some point during this “contest”.
If OSU has taught me anything over the years
It’s that if one fan base is doing all the shit talking, that fan base will be in for a rude awakening. The shit talking has been particularly one sided this year, which is why I’ve taken the Ducks +3 and the money line +140.
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Fortunately
this theory is what has made Auburn succeed this year. Hell, I expected us to go 9-3 or 10-2 this year. Didn’t start talking shit till after we beat bama. I still refuse to do so for the MNC. Oregon’s offense scares the hell out of me.
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 22, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed
In light of what has happened, consider my mind BLOWN
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 22, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
dun be skeered
Arky is a way scarier team. Oregon will score some points, probably a bucket of them, but our bucket will be bigger in the final analysis. Don’t think they can stop us. I think we can get at least one stop. That’s all it takes to win.
Bama/SEC fanbase =/= to Auburn fan base
Nearly every Bama fan I know (and most other SEC fans) has been saying Auburn is going to crush Oregon. Most Auburn fans I know either cautiously optimisticor afraid of the “we can’t have nice things” collapse. I can’t decide if Bama fans:
1. Actually expect Auburn to win without agenda or bias. (Ha!)
2. Feel required to predict a big Auburn victory to cover their Iron Bowl embarrassment (then claim that Bama came “the closest” and “gave the game away,” thereby earning a transitive-coulda-woulda national championship).
3. Are just hoping to set up Auburn for shit-talking for all scenarios except a 17+ point Auburn victory.
4. 2+3 (most likely).
Whatever the case, I can assure you Auburn won’t show up unprepared/surprised and lose to an inferior team (Miami-style), nor will Oregon. The best team will win.
I've seen a whole lot of posts like beermotor's above, not necessarily on this board
Assuming because you’ve gone through the SEC, that you’ve already played the toughest team on your schedule and that Oregon can’t hang. It’s been the same way in the MSM. A whole lot of “How is Oregon going to stop Cam” and not much of “Can Auburn keep up with Oregon”
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
We don't traffic in #2 sirrah.
It will be a red route, and stating the obvious has to do with moral victories that we don’t claim in any event.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 22, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
That one's different...
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 23, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
And, to be honest
when Shula was here we were the Moral Victory MNC for 4 shining years.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 23, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn couldn't stop the BAD SEC offenses.
It’ll be a miracle if they get two stops against Oregon.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
You do know that Cam Newton is larger than every Duck starting D-Lineman right>
I don’t see anyone stopping much of shit. But, if Cal and Arizona State can do it with a duct-tape defense, Auburn can probably force a few FGs instead of TDs.
The problem in a shootout is that the Ducks can’t (and won’t) win trading 7s for 3s.
And the second half mad hatter shit they do is getting old (as in, “why, dear god, why?!”).
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 23, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions
Hide ya mascot, hide ya cheerleaders, hide ya coaches, hide ya players...
… ‘cause they shootin’ errbody in here.
by vineyarddawg on Dec 22, 2010 1:23 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Subcommandante Wayne has a cousin in Alabama!
I guess there’s no reason to be surprised.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
This strikes me more as Redneck Rocker territory
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Dec 22, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
I like the cut of MegaSkeet420's jib
500 bucks this man did not actually attend the University of Alabama.
duh
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Dec 22, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
This guy's out shopping today
He found the perfect present for his sis—WHAM LEGARRETTE BLOUNT FALCON PUNCH OUT OF NOWHERE
by Peter Gray on Dec 22, 2010 1:30 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
you forgot the end tag, I'll add it for you, as well as a rec
/byronhoutfallstothefloor
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Finebaum Material Dept
That Bama guy is awesome!
He needs his own segment on Finebaum.
He has that great, deadly ability to both speak like the Nature Boy and a Castrato at the same time.
Give that dude another beeah!
If you listen very closely
you can hear “A Country Boy Can Survive” playing in the background. Can anybody think of any way this video could be more awesome?
Hivemind.
Maybe some Conway Twitty.
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
No.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 22, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe a confederate flag or a racial slur
to make sure he hit all the stereoypes?
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
a confederate flag
with either of these emblazened in the middle:
a) bass
b) Hank Jr
c) deer
d) Jesus
He alluded to a duck on the wall; too bad he didn’t pan the camera up or get it in the shot. It probably has some sweet sunglasses on or a tie around it’s neck with half a cigarette precariously hanging from its beak.
...i'm not falling asleep; i'm just fading to black...
by Boozy McHound on Dec 22, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
MULLET!
and maybe a wife beater shirt or one of those sabanade shirts. Leave it to the bammers to sell pre-stained authentic shirts.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
by tigertracker on Dec 22, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
Other Than My IQ Steadily Dropping
as I read this; it was pretty entertaining. Not big on the whole Natty Light/PBR thing going on in college football, but if it gets you to where you wanna go, so be it. Also, if that duck is doing 279 push ups, Auburn’s going to have more to worry about than how he’d taste on the grill.
When I hear a redneck like this guy talk about
mounting an animal, I never even think about a wall being involved.
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 22, 2010 1:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
There's always a wall involved
or a fence. You have to corner them somehow.
by Ardbeg on Dec 22, 2010 5:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
don't forget the rubber boots
after you corner them you gotta keep them from running away.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
by tigertracker on Dec 22, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
If you enjoyed that bit of Bama, you might be entertained by this
thread and comments on ATQ. It was only to be expected, I guess.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Not exactly a shining moment for Auburn either.
DERP - Lane Kiffin
by AThomas77 on Dec 22, 2010 2:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
My favorite:
“How much do we hate Auburn? We didn’t even play them for 40 years because they were whining about us beating them too much.”
Auburn had a 7-4-1 advantage at that point in the series, so I don’t think so.
by MnM Enterprises on Dec 23, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
This is why it's unsafe to drive the roads of North Alabama. ALWAYS.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Dec 22, 2010 2:07 PM EST reply actions
This guy
Probably talks himself into a lot of fights
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Dec 22, 2010 2:08 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I doubt
anyone takes him that seriously. It’s like the old saying “Everybody’s a gangster on the phone”. Same applies here. If he talked this much shit on the street, we wouldn’t be watching him online; he wouldn’t be around.
I've been in more than my fair share of fights
It’s been my experience that it’s not the loud ones you have to worry about. This guy probably talks a lot of shit, but he also seems to be smart enough to understand that he is casting himself in a negative light, so he most likely understands when to when it’s time to shut the fuck up.
As the saying goes, “The guy who takes off his jacket during an argument is not going to fight you, it’s the guy who takes off his watch that you have to worry about.” The point being that taking off one’s jacket is a large very obvious maneuver meant to show the room that you’re getting upset, intended to scare an opponent. If a guy takes off his watch, it’s not as noticeable, it’s simply meant to keep the watch from breaking when he hits you.
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
THIS THIS THIS
Going to school in New York means you’ll run into a large quantity of downstate/NYC/Long Island loudmouths. They’re the loudest kids you can ever imagine, but most of them don’t have the gumption to toss unless they have about 15 of their friends right behind them. Their type would frequently harangue me and my teammates for being “a bunch of gay rugby players”, but they’d usually stop when we told them to because our team had considerably more than our fair share of guys with all of their screws loose + pretty extensive wrestling/boxing/other experience, and they were the kind of guys that you completely lose track of before a fight because, well, they’re good at it.
Somebody would have to be really drunk and stupid to keep harassing a rugby team when it got serious.
Los Angeles is like Manchester. There is a red team that wins championships and a blue team that doesn't.
I used to tend bar where the WVU rugby club hung out
One night some big palooka-looking townie was harrassing one of my college-kid regulars. I walked up and told him to knock it off or he’d have to leave. He stared at me and said, “Who’s going to put me out?”
I stepped back one pace, put my hand up, and yelled, “SCRUM DOWN” About eight ruggers ended up in the pile on top of the guy. Then, they picked him up and took him outside. I never saw the fellow again.
It was good to be on their good side.
"My goal is to win a national championship at West Virginia University, and I firmly believe that coach Stewart has built a solid foundation, which will allow us to compete with the very best in the country." Dana Holgorsen
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 22, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
They might have eaten him.
Los Angeles is like Manchester. There is a red team that wins championships and a blue team that doesn't.
They may have. I didn't ask.
One of our wingers was from Tonga. We used to tell opponents to watch out for him in a scrum “because his granddady was a cannibal”.
"My goal is to win a national championship at West Virginia University, and I firmly believe that coach Stewart has built a solid foundation, which will allow us to compete with the very best in the country." Dana Holgorsen
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 23, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
Well this guy definitely couldn't fit in with the Leaders & Legends.
"So put 2 on, put 10 on, WHAT DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE PAYIN' FOR 'EM!!!!?"
-Doug Heffernan, in regards to Arthur and his stamp needs
by Jon Ross on Dec 22, 2010 3:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I think Auburn better stop talking.
Stanford is the equal of any SEC team this year, quacks will win.
They’re evil laptop stealing chimo’s, but that is a good football team.
by tradernum1 on Dec 22, 2010 3:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
OH THIS IS SO ON.....
FUCK THE DUCKS…
thanks for keeping the hate flame lit in these cold dark “tweener” days
oh yeah… AU 43 UO 31
sorry stempke, luv ya big guy but you did not see Cam play enough this year or you would have bet the other way. Reasons:
1. Cam can play, and he has a few others around him who can play too
2. Our defense sucks, so we developed a plan… knock out their 1st string QB, let guy #2 try to win… hasn’t happened in about 8 big games this year 9worked for ’Bama last year too!!)
3. 3 best running backs in SEC hit our line and got at or below 100yds.. hope your guys can pass
4. Senior offensive line… ’nuff said
and....
just how good is your 2nd string QB Quack Patty?
or do I remember it’s the 3rd string guy now?
/thiscouldgetugly
pul-leeze...
Stanford beat ONE team in the top 25… Arizona
and Auburn beat how many? and beat Alabama in their stadium after spotting them 24 points?
I agree about the “luck runs out” thing… when you are playing good teams, eventually one finds a way. But iron is hardened by repeated blows… as is our team… as have been the last 3-4 SEC teams… it’s easy to see a tough time for Oregon… especially if the 1st string QB cannot escape the blitzing you will see the first half
You argue against your own point
If you “spot them 24 points” again, you’ll be looking at nothing put taillights from that point forward
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
by stempke on Dec 22, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Here you go.
205-741-9450. Be sure to call between 3-6.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Dec 22, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Finebaum
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
No love for Vantucky or Spokompton with area code shout outs?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Dec 22, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
My college roommate was from Spokane
Hearing it called Spokompton got really old really fast, of course he just moved on to Spokeezy
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
my personal favorite is
Ellensvegas.
by videoartistknoxharrington on Dec 22, 2010 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
It's all a conspiracy created by the West Coast biased media to keep the SEC down
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Thank you for illustrating my point perfectly
Oregon beat Stanford handily, which is a better win than any on Auburn’s resume. I’ll lay my money with the side that is quietly going about it’s business over one that can’t seem to avoid giving the other team bulletin board material.
And I’ve seen just about every big game that Auburn played this year. Cam saved your ass time and time again, eventually that luck runs out.
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
by stempke on Dec 22, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Lack of Exposure
Yeah, that’s the problem, we “did not see Cam play enough this year” — so hard to find any SEC coverage.
Every time I come to a peaceful acceptance of the SEC, an asshole like WahEgul comes along.
by SanDiegoDevil on Dec 22, 2010 5:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wait, you mean I could actually have had the opportunity
to watch this young Newton fellow demonstrate his abilities on the teletubes? Was such a thing possible, and I missed it due to my ignorance? Surely if such a thing were available to be viewed, society would be the better for knowing such a thing possible.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Dec 22, 2010 5:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
if the SEC wanted your "peaceful acceptance"
we would allow one of our teams to be beat in the championship game occasionally
if you are in San Diego and an Arizona fan it would be completely understandable that you missed or avoided seeing, say, the Kentucky game. In that game, despite being a close one all night Cam drove the team SLOWLY down the field in the 4th qtr… 7+ min total I recall, and easily could have scored from the 3, but instead took a knee to set up the field goal. He never had a 4th down. It was one of the most dominate series I have seen since ’Bama beat us last year.
My statement was directed entirely to stempke, after he announced his bet against up (well, he does get 3 pts). If you’ve seen Cam play, you know that unless he gets hurt he is going to beat you with BOTH his arm and legs… especially late in the game when your defense gets tired. Since 4 GREAT teams from the SEC have tried and failed, teams with 3 BCS championships in the last 5 yrs, it is kinda hard to see why we even bother to play this year’s game. They should just give the damn crystal trophy to Cam and Fairley, take the photos and move on.
wow
I’m on the verge of being ashamed to be an all-around SEC fan after that one. so, kudos on the effort.
At war with the concept of the Venn Diagram
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 22, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Dec 22, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
the troll wins again
he always does
At war with the concept of the Venn Diagram
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 22, 2010 7:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The nice thing about having no dog in the hunt
is that I can be easily swayed by cogent arguments, emotions, and the behavior of players and fans of the teams (as well as haters of same).
After Bianchi got on ESPN and used his complete lack of journalistic ability in the service of totally eviscerating Newton, I had decided to root for Auburn.
Now, I’m rooting for Oregon, because I just can’t see rooting for a team that’s being pumped up by a guy too stupid to get the sarcasm inherent in any “we didn’t see Cam enough this year” comment.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Dec 22, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'd like to apologize
on behalf of other barners. Most of us are pretty sane. Stop laughing. Would you believe a few of us are level headed? No, seriously… Okay, how about 3 in a nursing home and the one comatose dude in Mobile. They’re all pretty stable.
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 23, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
Idiot
There are countless things in this world that I can abide, but having an ignorant troll refer to me as an “Arizona fan” based upon my “SanDiegoDevil” screen name is not one of them.
Arizona State University has a Sun Devil mascot. Learn something about the sport you purport to follow. It will make your inane arguments appear slightly less inane.
by SanDiegoDevil on Dec 23, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
Look
Being a beav, I’m all for fucking the ducks.
But they’re good.
Stop talking.
and if Mathews hits Cammy Cam, his Daddy may have to use that money for the emergency room.
lemme see if I got this right...
6’-2" 235lb LB hits 6’-6" 250lb QB… if he can… and you think it’s gonna be bad? See ya at the goal line motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
/feelingtherebelspiritrisin’
yep
the kid is ferocious. you might want to start warming up your second on the payroll.
and....
I know Chip is about one twinkie away from heaven, but he can coach. Don’t get too excited if you are ahead at the half.
reply button is your friend
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Good Save my friend
You get a rec for making me literally LOL
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
This duck fan waves a beer in your general direction. Well played, sir.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 22, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
COTG will make sure that the BCS MNC Game
is a 3-2 affair.
/ghostoftommytuberville
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 22, 2010 4:11 PM EST reply actions
my only wish...
is that we could play TCU next… so there wouldn’t be any bullshit about “woulda shoulda”
Your ideas are intriguing to me
and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
by Etch Westgrin on Dec 22, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Girls Bouncie Ball Tonight
Speakin’ of TCU …
Takin’ the kids to see TCU – UGA tonight; daugher is excited, and dad is happy with the $1 tix and $1 hot dogs. Being this close to Christmas I figure there will be 100 people present – give or take 20.
Oh, and UConn’s women’s team – wow. Classy of the Wooden grandkid to fly to the game and represent the Wooden family.
by Wozzo the Wonder Dog on Dec 22, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
rec
for the Wooden family. And for your noticing.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Cool Starry Bra?
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
This video makes me proud
to be from Mississippi.
In the history of college football, no player, no coach, no guru, compares with [Les] Miles’s masterful incorporation of applied chaos theory and time relativity into strategic game planning. Simply put, the man is on another level. A level many don’t or can’t understand. Genius.
This is why each and every single school in the sec
is the University of HELL YEAH BROTHER in my book
with the obvious exception of admiral prince’s boys, of course.
Paul Johnson: not giving a crap about what you have to say since 1987.
Coupla comments:
-don’t think he is even buzzed at this point….just retarded
-did not attend any school of higher learning…never got his GED either
-lives with ma and pa in a doublewide on stilts
-he’s pissed cause he ran out of cigarettes and the roads are icy
Although the video captures most of what I hate about the SEC, Alabama and the rural south, it is worthy of a EDSBS posting. You just can’t make this stuff up. Shit’s real.
The best thing about ALABAMA? I-20 as an escape route and it keeps Georgia from touching Mississippi.
Thank God for Atlanta……
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