THE CURIOUS INDEX, 12/15/2010
by Spencer Hall on Dec 15, 2010 10:39 AM EST
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COORDINATORS HUH HUH HUH? Nothing yet. As we noted on the Twitters this morning, be prepared for a new offensive coordinator each hour until someone is actually hired. Ditto for the floating offer to Kirby Smart at Alabama for the defensive coordinator. If you can slow down the video of Muschamp's presser, you can hear the distinct phrase "there is no timetable" for hiring a staff, so we could be waiting for a while. SPECULATION IN THE MEANTIME WILL PROCEED APACE.
BRANTLEY UPDATE: Even after the Muschamp press conference, John Brantley has no idea what he'll be doing next year and that includes the possibility of a transfer. He's waiting like the rest of us, but doing it with a few broken ribs and the thousand yard stare that only comes from being crushed to powder on the field of play. The departure from the spread could help any pitch to make Brantley stay, and will also give Gary Danielson one lonely data point from which he will deduce the death of the spread. Again. For like the fifth year in a row. Usually during a game where it's working really well.
AL'S GOLDEN NOTEBOOK. Al Golden had a 300 page book called "Deserve Victory" written and prepared for his interview with Miami AD Kirby Hocutt, complete with the "U" logo on the front and multiple "U" labeled tabs. Someone at Kinko's hates Al Golden. Hocutt was impressed with the football content, but insisted the lengthy passages describing the protagonist of the story, one "Hal Bolden," masturbating at length to applause from fellow spa-goers were "unnecessary, especially the 73 page one where Bolden enters the women spa and is coerced into a marathon session by a women's water polo team."
HEY LET'S MAKE THAT THING ILLEGAL YOU KNOW THE EMBARRASSING ONE SURE. The NCAA's president Mark Emmert is still trying to explain the Cam Newton ruling. He describes it as "complex," the same word we use when trying to explain our most rank bullshit arguments, too. "Officer, the bale of cocaine in the trunk is strictly for traction on these icy roads. I have a deviated septum! You know cocaine can't be good for that!"
SPEAKING OF: It takes a kind of madness to sketch Cam Newton with this kind of love, and we say that as someone who will own this by Christmas. (Punch, beaten: drawing costs $200K but for you special deal $180K we say it so you don't have to.)
THE LONG AND SHORT OF THE IOWA PRESS CONFERENCE YESTERDAY. Two Iowa players only are being affected by the drug testing at Iowa, but other athletes likely found their way around the tests, most likely using our favorite method: enter stall, pretend penis is bucking bronco/divining rod, and begin wheeling around the room yelling "WHOA!" while urinating wildly all over the room. Once Iowa says you can't do that, they should be fine.
THAT IS A MUCH BETTER IDEA. Focus groups don't know shit if they saw this and rejected it in favor of the Big Ten SlothFlakes Cereal Logo. (Via Reddit.)
ISN'T IT LIKE A PREHISTORIC KANSAS? Ohio State players know nothing about Arkansas, thus making them honorary Arkansans. in short, Ohio State fans and players, here is what you need know about Arkansas:
- Currency: knucklebones from animals larger than a hog but smaller than a cow
- Famous Arkansans: Bill Clinton, his penis, Yukio Mishima, a salamander named Dave, and Jean Smart's hair from the third season of Designing Women. (Oh, you take skinny Delta Burke; we'll take the strapping cowgirl every time, you most spankable Designing Woman, you.)
- Ryan Mallett is their quarterback. He's like Terrelle Pryor, but happy to be alive and stuff.
- The state bird is a clay pigeon with your face on it.
- Bear Bryant once wrestled a bear in Arkansas. Bear Bryant went on to become the greatest football coach of all time. The bear became Governor and held his office despite a long series of rape, fraud, and rapefraud allegations.
- Houston Nutt still maintains a home address in Arkansas at a booth in a Hardee's in Little Rock, the second biggest city in the state. Its population is exceeded only by its capital, Memphis.
- The most famous song ever written about Arkansas is "Five Feet High and Rising" by Johnny Cash, a song about uncontrollable flooding and the havoc it wreaks. Cash watched his brother cut himself in half with a radial saw and die in Arkansas. This marked the funniest thing to ever happen in the state of Arkansas.
That should cover you for now. Feel free to use those as talking points with media, as they are all vetted facts put out by the Arkansas State Tourism Board.
WILL THE LADY WITH THE BLACK HAIR AND RED LIPSTICK BE THERE TO TELL US DISCOUNT! Signing on to be a bowl sponsor at the last minute? DISCOUNT. We would sleep with the Progressive lady, but we'd really just be angling for a cut on insurance rates, and a hefty one at that. If she comes back with like a 2% discount, you know you failed your test in Bedroom Arena, since respect starts at 15% and love at 30%.
HEY IT'S GREAT PUBLICITY. June Jones thinks Pony Excess is great exposure for the program. June Jones also almost died from a massive head injury a few years ago. #justasayin'
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…but other athletes likely found their way around the tests, most likely using our favorite method: enter stall, pretend penis is bucking bronco/divining rod, and begin wheeling around the room yelling “WHOA!” while urinating wildly all over the room.
that sounds like this one, actually. (test bit starts at 3:24)
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I got worried
I thought Governor Bear was guilty of clownfraud for a minute there.
by D Funk's Crunk on Dec 15, 2010 10:47 AM EST reply actions
If you sleep with Flo
You also get to claim that you bedded a Mad Men actress. No, it’s not Mrs. Blankenship, but you’re not ready for that astro-sex anyways.
Related: June and January Jones are sisters, aren’t they?
As a Georgia fan...
…I would love it if Muschamp actually blew up Hairy Dawg.
That fake mascot sucks.
Muschamp should be the keynote speaker
At the Auburn Insitute of Exploding Dog Studies fundraiser dinner this year.
by Run Home Jack on Dec 15, 2010 10:51 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
For a real Arkansas education
please find a copy of the HBO series America Undercover: Straight Bangin’ in Little Rock. It’s like the Cocaine Cowboys of the Natural State.
THIS
It is an amazing doc.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Dec 15, 2010 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
Cant I find the full show online?
I could stream it at work,cant download.You Tube maybe?
RBR resident Dogcaller.
by Crimsoncaller on Dec 15, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
Supposedly...
You can see DMac’s house in that one. But not DMac himself, because that would be some sort of NCAA violation.
"It’s like the Cocaine Cowboys of the Natural State."
If Arkansas Expats doesn’t turn this into a teeshirt then shame on them.
And to learn more about Kentucky and Florida
Watch the Oxycontin Express.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 15, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
thanks
for diverting me from work for the last 47 or so minutes. The backdrops for that footage was all too real. You see those signs everywhere down here.
by Hogtown Beatdown on Dec 15, 2010 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
You suffered from temporary insanity? FUCK. YOU.
More like UGA was the only school willing to give your sorry crippled ass a look. Meanwhile the school you loved for OMG FOREVA basically told you to go fuck yourself. And this is the thanks UGA gets? I didn’t give a shit until now. You’re dead to me, asshole.
/doesn’treallycare
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by Silver Britches on Dec 15, 2010 10:55 AM EST reply actions
ARP, motherfucker!
I, for one, henceforth shall withhold further arpery regarding points against Auburn’s and LSU’s Muschamp defenses and regarding ex-Dawg/dead-to-me until after at least the next Cocktail Party. #goodluckwiththat
Honestly, if Richt can’t beat Florida next year (he won’t), time to find a new coach (we will). One thing the fanbase definitely isn’t going to abide is to continue getting owned by a Florida team helmed by a Georgia alum.
This is an accurate statement.
I’m one them thar “disney dawgs” and I agree with this.
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Dec 15, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
Yep, and I bet McGarity is loving this.
The Muschamp hire, along with scheduling the Boise State game next year, is leaving little margin for a gray area when it comes to Richt next winter. I think McGarity’s decision, whether to keep him or shitcan him, will be pretty easy.
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by Silver Britches on Dec 15, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
So if last minute sponsorships = discount,
What are the chances we can get Bankoff out to Albuquerque with $500 cash on Friday and make it the SBNation New Mexico Bowl? Or is that bidding to high?
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by Year2 on Dec 15, 2010 10:55 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
There's never enough time for CICIs
atleast that’s what I was always told as a child
Totino's Pizza Rolls Bowl
fuck yeah, every fan gets a 144-count box!
by Matty Light on Dec 15, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Sponsored by "If you're high you'll just eat them frozen"
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Dec 15, 2010 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Or so scalding hot that you end up with blisters in your mouth the next morning.
Been there, done that, loved every second of it.
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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Dec 15, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
The percentage of people who properly prepare pizza rolls
has to be astoundingly low.
And by “properly” I mean “two minutes and fifteen seconds in a 350° deep fryer”. None of this microwave or baking crap.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Never was very big on frozen pizza rolls
Where I grew up in West F’n VA we had fresh pepperoni rolls available 24/7/365.
"Science gets more fun when I get a bigger gun." ~ Kari Byron
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 15, 2010 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
I've heard of y'alls love of pepperoni rolls, though I can find no cultural justification as to why you should have them
aside from your state’s astonishing obesity rate, of course.
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Read up on the unionization of the coal mines
The coal bosses brought in buncj=hes of Italian miners hoping to break the unionization process. However, the Italians also knew what a ‘syndicato’ was.
The peppoeroni roll was a staple of the Italian miner’s lunch box and became almost universally loved by all in WV.
"Science gets more fun when I get a bigger gun." ~ Kari Byron
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 15, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
Matewan
Man, that was a laugh riot of a film.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
H'it was haard times.
Sid Hatfield is still considered a saint by some in the southern WV coalfields.
"Science gets more fun when I get a bigger gun." ~ Kari Byron
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 16, 2010 5:12 AM EST up reply actions
That's a pretty awesome justification
I was a pepperoni roll
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Is there some functional difference
between a “pepperoni roll” and a stromboli?
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Yes, Stombolis are meal sized
Pepperoni rolls are snack sized.
"Science gets more fun when I get a bigger gun." ~ Kari Byron
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 15, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, you should never lead with your best offer.
How about $20 and a bottle of Mr. Boston’s? That seems like a nice starting point.
aOSU players admit they know fuck-all about Arkansas.
I forget – is this leadership or legendary?
"...water for the corn." — petromax spambot
You omitted this fine piece of journalism today
From the grey lady. Has to be a plant, right? No UF fan sent that. Please tell me no SEC / UF fan sent that. Tressel made the whole goddamn thing up right?
I for one welcome our new BOOM MF'ER overlord.
who provides bulletin board material like that though?
“here, i’ll give you a reason to play pissed off and extra hard. please, feel disrespected and like the underdog. that’ll work out well for me.”
I for one welcome our new BOOM MF'ER overlord.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 15, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
Every irrational fan ever
And I think even the most dyed-in-the-wool SEC fan recognizes that their conference has more irrational fans than any other.
/I just gave Alabama another NC didn’t I?
//dammit
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It might be a blog comment
Rather than an email, not sure Tressel really recognizes a difference. As motivation, I don’t think it matters anyway.
LOL @ Tressel
Knowing wtf a “blog” is.
I for one welcome our new BOOM MF'ER overlord.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 15, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
I would argue that
the big integer can match us. I work with Penn St and Mich fans who swear the B10 is equal to the SEC. Words like “tradition” and “academics” come up often, words/phrases like scoreboard, BCS title, and tOSU do not.
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Dec 15, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Higher concentration
in the Ohio State and Michigan fans in the B10. I’d say the other schools’ fanbases are for the most part pretty humble.
The SEC however….dear god. Whiny, entitled Florida fans; delusional Bama fans; the Barners are having their go at it this year; Kentucky lovers (note: offer applies to bouncy ball only); dare I proceed?
I for one welcome our new BOOM MF'ER overlord.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 15, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
In my experience and/or opinion:
tOSU fans are cancelled out by Bama fans
Mich fans by UF fans
NW fans by Vandy fans
Purwho = OM
PSU = Auburn
Nebraska = UT
Indiana = MissSt
Arky = Mich St
SC = Minny*
Wisky = LSU (nothing really compares to LSU, but the drinking in Wi is the best the B10 can offer)
That leaves Illionois & UGA which I don’t think really compare but the rest of the list seems somewhat comparable.
*It pains me to say this.
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Dec 15, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
Seems pretty accurate
Except the Auburn and MSU are both little brothers. Michigan fans have been annoying way longer than Florida fans, and I’m not sure Purdue can match the douche factor of Ole Miss. Other than those three points, I see no problem with this list
Omnis Vestri Substructio Es Servus Ad Nobis
Nobody can match our douche factor, dammit.
We’re like the Barack Obama of douches.
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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Dec 15, 2010 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
So you're saying
We’re “new money” to this whole annoying thing.
I for one welcome our new BOOM MF'ER overlord.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 15, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
Compared to Michigan
Everyone is “New Money” to this annoying thing.
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B.S.
Rutgers and Columbia has UM beat by a good two decades…
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 15, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
Fair point
I concede to kind gentleman in the seersucker suit [this is how I picture all southerners]
Omnis Vestri Substructio Es Servus Ad Nobis
It's true
less swamp ass. Plus, seersucker provides for ease of movement when shotgunning rabid dogs and issuing impassioned closing arguments for the “coloreds” in their rape trials.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 15, 2010 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
I've been told seersucker is racist
Same with bowties. I’m beginning to think that anything correlated with Southern anything is per se racist to many yankees.
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First time I've ever heard that one. I sometimes wish I could pull off the seersucker
And I had several incredibly liberal professors rock bow ties. I’m guessing you need to start hanging out with different yankees. Ones that don’t need to denigrate everything about the south in order to make themselves feel better about their homes.
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I figure I can rock the bow tie in about five years.
Something about it says “you need to have a grey hair or two before attempting this look.”
"...water for the corn." — petromax spambot
The key (from experience)
It’s allowed to look a little shabby. In fact it’s supposed to look a bit unkempt on an otherwise flawlessly presentable ensemble.
Hahaha I just said that last phrase unironically.
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Damn,
and now I shall have to buy one next season just to perpeptuate your stereotype.
"Science gets more fun when I get a bigger gun." ~ Kari Byron
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 15, 2010 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
While I agree
that there are similarities between between MichSt and Auburn, Auburn’s history and national prominence is closer to PSU in my opinion. PSU fans are underrated in their ability to make others want to gouge said PSU fan’s eyes out with a Pilot Dr Grip ball point pen. In this way, I think Auburn is comparable to PSU.
Purdue vs. OM? I see both fanbases react to ANY criticism by envoking the name of their long-gone QB.
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Dec 15, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Purdue vs. OM? I see both fanbases react to ANY criticism by envoking the name of their long-gone QB.
/thinks
//nods
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"It's time for everyone's favorite apartment game: 'Find the Smell!'"
by CoastalCowbell on Dec 15, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
Brent Schaefer
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"It's time for everyone's favorite apartment game: 'Find the Smell!'"
by CoastalCowbell on Dec 15, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
which brings the Pavlovian response
yaw a yawyawyaw… Brent Schaefer.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Two F's, gentlemen.
Schaeffer. It’s German for shepherd which, considering Brent Schaeffer’s inability to get 11 half brain-dead cohorts (10 players + Ed Orgeron) to line up in formation in a timely fashion, is quite ironic.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Dec 15, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
two Fs also adequately grades Orgeron's time as HC
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Maybe it's just my location
But I have yet to encounter a Purdue fan who gives more that a passing interest in football. They are a bouncey-ball school through and through.
/robbie hummel just blew out another ACL
Omnis Vestri Substructio Es Servus Ad Nobis
Another Auburn-PSU similarity
the undefeated seasons without national titles
Will Wisconsin and Ohio State be the perennial Leaders leaders? Is Bo Pelini on the fasttrack to becoming a Legends legend? Big10 Fever: it's communicable!
Ranking of Most Annoying SEC fans:
1. UGA
2. UF
3. Bama
4. LSU
5. Auburn*
6. UT
everyone else except…
12. Vandy
*able to move up with one more win
SEE, SLIVE COWBELLS ARENT BAD
this is a scientific poll, right?
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"It's time for everyone's favorite apartment game: 'Find the Smell!'"
by CoastalCowbell on Dec 15, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
I'll accept #2
But no way UGA is worse. I kinda like most dawgs. Bama runs away with this Championship.
I for one welcome our new BOOM MF'ER overlord.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 15, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
I'ma get all northern aggression on y'all...
… and say that, from an outsider’s perspective, it’s pretty locked in at Bama, Florida, and Auburn at 1-3. After that it’s a toss-up, although I find Georgia fans to be rather charming and LSU fans to be a pleasant mix of batshit drunk-crazy and staggeringly logical (wanting to can Les Miles because it’s all smoke and mirrors and they damn well know it).
I love green because money be green.
i've never seen one of these in its natural habitat
NW fans by Vandy fans
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"It's time for everyone's favorite apartment game: 'Find the Smell!'"
by CoastalCowbell on Dec 15, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Gamecock2002, you forgot Kentucky
the fact that I was the first person to notice makes me want to cry
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He forgot Iowa too
You I guess you get to be the Iowa of the SEC in terms of annoying fans
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Yes, clearly to my subconscious:
Iowa = UK
There’re both easily forgotten by fans of the other teams in states which are in the shadowy fringes of their respective conference’s territory. I could see Stanzi and Hartline participating in a train together of some local community college girl (fuck yeah, merica’d).
Also, each school has a signature sport which overshadows football (wrestling, basketball).
Each has beaten my school in embarrassing fashion in the not so distant past (@UK this year & Outback bowl).
The recent news about the drugs at Iowa just says “Calipari” to me, but I can’t explain why.
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Dec 15, 2010 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
You know whats awesome
The rest of the Big 10 hates OSU more than you could imagine. Most of us, even though it brings the image of conference as a whole down, enjoyed watching the Buckeyes get handled just as much as you SEC folk.
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by stempke on Dec 15, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I enjoy this. I bet it was fun to hand that loss to them then.
Also, Tejas is making bedroom eyes at your OC. Ready to give him up?
I for one welcome our new BOOM MF'ER overlord.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 15, 2010 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
I'd rather they take Cryst than Bostad
I doubt Cryst leaves though. He was offered the HC position at Purdue before they hired Hope and he turned it down. So the question becomes, does he think being OC at Texas is better than being the Head Coach at Purdue.
/purdue doesn’t exist. Texas is better than non existence
//fuck
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Guy later said
Bostad was going with Cryst if it happened. Based on what you’ve said before, I immediately discredited his statement. Y’all cheesefolk like to stick around cheesefolk. Dontchano.
I for one welcome our new BOOM MF'ER overlord.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 15, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
I was watching the Press Conference of the guy responsible for fixing the Metrodome
He must have “ya know” in that stereotypical Minnesota accent (that everyone associates with all of the Midwest, THANKS COEN BROTHERS!) 15 times. I facepalmed every time.
Omnis Vestri Substructio Es Servus Ad Nobis
Platonic love
Nothing but platonic love for you, sir, for stating this truth.
Oh, and also a rec.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
It appears Nebraska fans should fit in nicely in more ways than one.
I’ve despised aOSU since before the Heisman wanks passed over Tommie Frazier in favor of Eddie George. (Not to say George wasn’t a good RB, but Frazier clearly deserved the stiff-arm trophy in ’95.)
I will say this, though: I worshiped Chris Spielman when he was a Buckeye. That dude was badass.
"...water for the corn." — petromax spambot
Will Muschamp
would like you to know that Will Muschamp is determined to be the best Will Muschamp a Will Muschamp can be. As long as Will Muschamp is the head coach at the University of Will Muschamp, Will Muschamp will be a part of this program. The University of Texas was very good to Will Muschamp and my family, but a Will Muschamp opportunity doesn’t Will Muschamp very often. Mack was happy for Will Muschamp, and that’s just the way Will Muschack Brownamp is. He knew Will Muschamp was ready to be Will Muschamp.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Will Muschamp took his talents to Central Beach.
just like LeBron took his to South Beach. In the the 3rd person.
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"It's time for everyone's favorite apartment game: 'Find the Smell!'"
by CoastalCowbell on Dec 15, 2010 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
I liked the part
where Will Muschamp demanded that Will Muschamp’s wife stand up then he said
SEEWHATWILLMUSCHAMPISWORKINGWITHALLRIGHT?
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Dec 15, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
anyone have any footage of those backyard Muschamp football games?
"Well, we're gonna have to go out there and work hard so we can get butter."
-Ray Goff, 1989
by Greg Talley: Wildcat Formation on Dec 15, 2010 11:11 AM EST reply actions
Not yet,
But here’s a nice story about them from older brother Mike:
""The game was called ‘I throw, Pat catches, and Will tries to intercept,’ " says Mike Muschamp, a high school coach in Atlanta and former quarterback at Duke. “We would play for hours.”
Will played a similar game in Gainesville...
…as a collegiate. In the role of Mike and Pat was Danny Wuerffel and Chris Doering.
Can someone please explain to this Georgia fan while Emmit Smith didn’t get mentioned? Or what beef the UF administration has with Emmit? Beyond, of course, the Just for Men commercials.
"Well, we're gonna have to go out there and work hard so we can get butter."
-Ray Goff, 1989
by Greg Talley: Wildcat Formation on Dec 15, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
Emmit played in the probation years where there was no television coverage.
Therefore, people who weren’t at the stadium never witnessed the greatness and so it slips through the cracks sometimes.
I was there.
It was GREAT.
Muschamp was already gone from Gainesville at that time.
"It's not gonna be free this time."
thanks zz...
I was wondering if Emmit’s recent exclusion of UF in his HOF acceptance speech also meant that the folks at UF did not go out of their way to acknowledge 22.
/can still see Donald Douglas toss sweeping to Emmit
"Well, we're gonna have to go out there and work hard so we can get butter."
-Ray Goff, 1989
by Greg Talley: Wildcat Formation on Dec 15, 2010 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
Emmitt
has also at been quoted as saying he wished he had gone to Auburn instead of Florida. That might be a cause for a slight beef. He didn’t mention his UF years in his Hall of Fame speech, either.
"Another day in which to excel" ~ Erk Russell.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 16, 2010 3:27 AM EST up reply actions
Auburn: Where Florida greats go to cry
Emmitt Smith – 1989
Danny Wuerffel – 1993
Tim Tebow – 2006
"Will tries to intercept"
He might have actually gotten one, if he ever turned around to look for the ball.
i really hate it
when i don’t hate the new coaches at rival SEC schools (NOT looking at you Cheezwiz).
"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban
My new shirt for Texas DC Teryl Austin...
And also my first shitty attempt at posting something on here (not counting me posting the exact same thing on the BIG 10, 11, 12 shirt.
Yes, it’s two different shirts and two different colors. Fuck you, and fuck Clemson.
"Another day in which to excel" ~ Erk Russell.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 15, 2010 11:12 AM EST reply actions
That is such a Tobias Funke entendre
¡Viva La Revolución!
@ecuamerican
by ecuamerican on Dec 15, 2010 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
Type what you want the link to show up as
for example the word “link” and highlight it, then click the button that looks like a chain and paste your url in the little box.
Links can’t be entered in the subject line, though.
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A Brief Fact About Arkansas...
…that will leave your brain locked up.
They make champagne in Arkansas. And it’s even drinkable.
(note: that’s ‘Methode Champagnois’ to you purists)
Oh, come on.
There’s no Miller brewery in Arkansas.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Dec 15, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/high life'd
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by CoastalCowbell on Dec 15, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
Windell
He’s originally from Ft. Worth Texas, and (if IRC) actually worked at a brewery for awhile. He said that when he went to the audition for the High Life ads, he was the only one who even knew how to use a hand truck, and there were only a few more that could move one full of beer cases, which is why he got the part.
In short, I hope Hollywood never stops fulfilling stereotypes about itself
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Every drop of Foster's Beer on the planet.....
is brewed in Fort Worth, TX.
"Put a smile on your face, murder in your heart, and lets go kick these fuckers in the mouth" - Dick Bumpas
by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 15, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Not proud at all.
Just think its funny that something marketed as THE Australian Beer comes from “Cowtown USA”
"Put a smile on your face, murder in your heart, and lets go kick these fuckers in the mouth" - Dick Bumpas
by Truffle Shuffle on Dec 15, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
West Tejas
and Australian Outback is the same.
by more_cowbell on Dec 15, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
miles and miles
of miles and miles
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by CoastalCowbell on Dec 15, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Foster's
I lived with a bunch of Aussies in Colo. during my fuck around and ski year after undergrad — they would relentlessly mock anyone they encountered that was drinking Fosters, often to the point of fisticuffs.
by SanDiegoDevil on Dec 15, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
/RussellCrowed
Will Wisconsin and Ohio State be the perennial Leaders leaders? Is Bo Pelini on the fasttrack to becoming a Legends legend? Big10 Fever: it's communicable!
It's a shitty, shitty beer.
Imagine Milwaukee’s Best having an aggressive marketing campaign in Australia. Now imagine you’re in Australia and everybody around you is like “hey look how cool and American I am with this beer.” You’d hit their faces too.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Dec 15, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
I forgot to add
The Brewers gave Windell a bobblehead, when your team has sucked for all of its 40 year existence, excepting the Robin Yount / Paul Molitor era, you run out of people to make bobbleheads of real damn quick
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should i handle it?
handle it.
everybody!sorry bother your time a min,
by thetennesseethumper on Dec 15, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
Purist
I ain’t no wine purist, but I’m a bit of a French purist (read: asshole). “Méthode” is feminine, so you gotta slap an “e” on the end of that adjective: “La méthode champenoise”. And say that final “s”, mon frère. And if you wanna be a real tool, comme moi, almost-but-don’t-quite pronounce the final, silent e.
I am what I am.
As a German purist, I say
Verpiß dich du verdammter franzöesischer Schwein!
But, yeah, French cooking is unbeatable. They may be a bunch of stuck-up, crybaby assholes, but my God can the French ever eat and drink.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Dec 15, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
you know you don't need to use the esset anymore and not since 2001
mine always looked like capital B’s anyway…
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 15, 2010 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Ahem: German PURIST.
That having been said, what’s the keyboard shortcut for umlauts in these here posts?
"...water for the corn." — petromax spambot
Wha??
You mean to tell me that’s not a standard feature on computers shipped to the midwest?
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Dec 15, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
I's over 'ere in Heidelberg last Weihnachten
and I saw all sorts of them capital B’s what sound like s’s
ESS BEE CEEE SPEEEEEED!
by MightyMightyMitzu on Dec 15, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
like I said, you don't need to use the esset anymore
that doesn’t mean everyone did…
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 15, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
alt codes are your friend
try alt+252 on the number pad.
by Pariahwulfen on Dec 15, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
I thought the last German purism movement didn't go too well
I love green because money be green.
by Joey C. on Dec 15, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
/hears jackboots
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by CoastalCowbell on Dec 15, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
In Austria and Switzerland you do.
PRESERVING TRADITION, ONE OUTMODED LETTER AT A TIME.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Dec 15, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
I'm working a NATO mission right now
and haven’t had a chance to sample the cuisine at the French camp, yet. I’ve heard it’s fantastic. What I CAN attest to is the wonderous experience of eating with the Greeks. Wow, now THAT is fun. But anything is far and away better than the shitty detestable chow cooked for us by local nationals hired on as KBR slaves.
/Fuck KBR
//Seriously, FUCK KBR
"Another day in which to excel" ~ Erk Russell.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 16, 2010 3:32 AM EST up reply actions
How many ways CAN you cook goat?
Stay safe, brah.
"Science gets more fun when I get a bigger gun." ~ Kari Byron
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 16, 2010 5:16 AM EST up reply actions
Methode Champenoise is a disclaimer (made in the champagne manner).
It’s only champagne if it’s made in Champagne.
Kind of like how it's only scotch if it's made in Scotland?
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 15, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Or like it's only bourbon if it's distilled in Kentucky
/yes I know that’s not accurate and it’s technically only “Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey” that must be made in Kentucky
//doesn’t care
///no one likes you Virginia Gentleman
Quality is our Dignity; Service is our Lift.
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Dead Things Rankings (this post edition)
1. The spread
2. Bear Bryant
3. June Jones’ media savvy
4. Johnny Cash’s brother
5. Fake UGA
6. My libido (thanks to Jean Smart, Progressive Lady and Al Golden’s novel.)
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well, I have others."
whatever dude
get enough liquor in you and you’d make a pass at Jean Smart, I know I would…
/GodI’msolonely
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 15, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
I heard she traded up
Gave up being First Lady and got a gig as the Governor of Hawai’i.
"Science gets more fun when I get a bigger gun." ~ Kari Byron
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 15, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
And you just know that she spends extra time
giving McGarrett “orders”.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Sped Things Rankings
1. The train in Unstoppable
2. Trig Palin
3. June Jones’s media savvy
4. Jason Schwartzman’s character in the movie Spun
5. Gary Danielson
I love green because money be green.
Re: Iowa press conference
It is my impression that the two additional players mentioned were NOT caught up in the drug testing. I think Ferentz made this clear yesterday. Also, the fact that some players “may” have got around the testing in place is conjecture and really unsurprising. They don’t text all university athletes weekly. In fact, the universities’ testing program is voluntary (for the school). Not sure how many schools test athletes.
by GuttedSnowBird on Dec 15, 2010 11:48 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Boom's mom wanted to do Collinsworth
That’s just silly.
Gotta go, T Boone Pickens just walked in.
by TheBlackAttack on Dec 15, 2010 11:50 AM EST reply actions
Gingerbread crackhouse.
Merry Xmas.
by Rangers100 on Dec 15, 2010 11:52 AM EST reply actions 14 recs
Rec'd
but it needs more outdoor couch. Preferably in a floral pattern.
"...water for the corn." — petromax spambot
Pattern doesn't really matter
We Mountaineers will just burn it anyway.
"Science gets more fun when I get a bigger gun." ~ Kari Byron
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 15, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but I didn't want to go there.
Didn’t want to steal your fire.
"...water for the corn." — petromax spambot
I see what you did there
And a man of God, too.
by PalmettoTiger on Dec 15, 2010 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
you forgot....
…the neighbor’s stolen electricity wires
by longhornfan7628 on Dec 15, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
Bowl Sponsorship - So long auto parts, hello department store
The honey sent me a copy of the press release yesterday but if you didn’t see the news, the Meineke Car Care Bowl will be the Belk Bowl starting next year. You really ought to read the clipping as it calls the Charlotte/Meineke/Belk Bowl “one of the most successful bowls.” That “success” explains why you have a ACC/Big East third tier matchup at noon on New Years Eve.
Tie-ins be damned!
They should just book FAU every year, no matter their record.
by Run Home Jack on Dec 15, 2010 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
At least the last two years, that bowl game has been close…..right?……oh…nevermind.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Dec 15, 2010 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Yes. The past two Meineke Bowls have been close
UNC lost to WVU 31-30 in 2008 and lost to Pitt 19-17 in 2009. Fortunately for the ACC, UNC isn’t playing in Charlotte this year.
"Science gets more fun when I get a bigger gun." ~ Kari Byron
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 15, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck Clemson (this year in the Meineke Car Care Bowl )
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Dec 15, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure the USF Bulls are willing to help you out there
"Science gets more fun when I get a bigger gun." ~ Kari Byron
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 15, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
God
As a MAC fan, what I would give for noon on New Year’s Eve…
Fuck it, hotel porn in Boise for me this year.
by ChocolateCity on Dec 15, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Good luck
That’s religious country, son. You’ll have to settle for Edith Bunker showing a little ankle on Nick at Nite.
I love green because money be green.
Jesus H Christ
Could this trip get any shittier? Makes me wish for Shreveport again… And I don’t say that lightly.
by ChocolateCity on Dec 15, 2010 11:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
When I think of Arkansas
I think of John Daly more than former President Clinton too.
John Daly is from Arkansas. He’s a big Arkansas fan," McQuaide said.
Great – anyone else?
“No,” he said. “And I’ve never been there. Just John Daly, that’s all I know.”
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Dec 15, 2010 12:06 PM EST reply actions
Pony Excess IS Good Publicity
The worst thing about the last 25 years is SMU’s slide into total irrelevancy. There is a whole generation who doesn’t know where SMU is, what SMU stands for (someone here referred to the CUSA championship game a couple weeks ago as a game between directional schools, which SMU most certainly is not), or that it was once a nationally prominent football school. Everyone loves a redemption story, and judging from the commitments SMU got last week and the other schools that had offers, I’d say Jones is right that just reminding people that SMU has a football history, even if tainted, is a positive thing.
Lane K
is taking notes.
“They’re some pearls in there, Org, you got this?”
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Dec 15, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
this week he's trying out ancient runes
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I agree with that.
Just having a 30 for 30 has to give you some swagger, right? Even if it did include Craig James.
"It's not gonna be free this time."
Yep, James is the Duke of Douchebaggery
Until that film, I had forgotten what a powerhouse SMU was in their day.
My last impression of them was watching them beat UAB at Legion Field (ca. 2005?) on a last play Hail Mary. Watson Brown had apparently been attacked by a lesmiles mental fog, and had to punt with :23 left and a 4 point lead, when UAB could have simply run out the clock with some smart clock management. A couple of 15 yard completions to midfield, and bam the 50 yd TD at the buzzer. Hilarity and cursing ensued..
It's a sure sign of impending societal collapse when we have so many grown men sitting around and arguing on the Interwebz about other people they don't know playing games that don't matter. But it can occasionally be fun.
Bobby Chase, the guy who caught that pass...
sold me some Cutco knives as a summer job as a door to door salesmen. Since I actually got knives and paid retail prices, I don’t think there was any NCAA violation involved.
Hell, without the 30-for-30 series,
most of y’all wouldn’t have a damn clue who Marcus Dupree is.
Oh, and fuck you Barry Switzer.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Dec 15, 2010 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
Also the last 5 mins or so were really positive.
life after death and all
by jokastrength on Dec 15, 2010 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
Not to brag about the Florida fan art, but...
…yeah, I’m going to brag about the Florida Fan Art. I have that painting in my office, adorned with the signature of one Mr C.. Leak.
In honor of Muschamp's last visit to the Swamp
Want a scary thought? 1/4 of all SEC teams are being coached by former Tommy Tubberville coordinators.
Progressive Insurance spokeslady = Flo
Everybody loves Flo. There are actually Flo cosplayers out there.
Nicholas Eckert
vidstudent
Not everybody
I hate Flo with a passion. Reminds me way too much of a crazy ex. Right down to the dark reddish hair and the bright red lipstick.
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I contribute more than my fair share
I was the male equivalent to the girl who always falls for the bad boy. If she was hot and crazy enough to stab you in your sleep, you best believe I took a run at her in the late 90s early 2000s
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Ah, and I did that in the late 70s and early 80s
One of these days I should like to eat in your resturant and drink with you after work.
"Science gets more fun when I get a bigger gun." ~ Kari Byron
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 15, 2010 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
If you ever find yourself in the upper reaches of Ol' Man River
Shoot me an email. We can arrange something. Sadly I’ve revealed way too much personal stuff on this site to ever divulge the name of my place in the open. One of you bastards would ruin my tough guy image.
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Done
and we both can rail at our Catholic upbringing.
"Science gets more fun when I get a bigger gun." ~ Kari Byron
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 15, 2010 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
Just don't let my Grandma hear you
She will chew you out for blaspheming. It will be in German, which may or may not contain gibberish. We will try not to laugh, but fail. Then she will say, “I used to spank your father when he stepped out of line, I’m not afraid to do the same to you.” You will be surprised by how a 95 lb woman in 80s can stop a 6’3" 220 man dead in his tracks and cause him to hang his head in shame.
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The mountain valleys where I grew up were full...
of German/Austrian Catholic farmers and woodsmen. My mother was a Heckel. My great-grandfather Heckel immigrated from Austria. I was nine when he died. Pappy Heckel was a character.
Your Grandma will find me very respectful. After all, I was trained by the two greatest teaching orders of the Catholic faith; the Dominicans and the Jesuits.
"Science gets more fun when I get a bigger gun." ~ Kari Byron
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 15, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
Progressive Gator Bowl
why does that name make me think of this?
by Pariahwulfen on Dec 15, 2010 1:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
We get it.
They were close. Gay joke, gay joke, gay joke. Tebow, circumcision, gay joke. Gay joke? Gay joke! URBAN TEBOW GAY JOKE HURRRRRRRRRR.
I for one welcome our new BOOM MF'ER overlord.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 15, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
but seriously
i think they’re just setting up a sitcom. tebow and his wife and their 15 precocious children living in the philippines, with urban as the crazy uncle who teaches life lessons and gets a laughtrack everytime he opens up the meyer-glare.
plus there could be a ‘very special episode’ dealing with blood pressure and heart disease.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 15, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Chris Rainey could do a guest appearance
“the gang learns about white women”
I just had an image of
Mary Lou Retton playing Tebow’s wife.
Bob Saget plays role of Mullen.
Divemaster played by himself.
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Dec 15, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
I could have gone all evening without you mentioning Mary Lou
"Science gets more fun when I get a bigger gun." ~ Kari Byron
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 15, 2010 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
Saying
Progressive Gator Bowl is about the gays, is actually pretty damn funny to me too.
I for one welcome our new BOOM MF'ER overlord.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 15, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
I also forgot
Foreskin
Tears (Tearbow)
Crybaby (Urban Cryer)
I’m just not cut out for this anymore.
I for one welcome our new BOOM MF'ER overlord.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 15, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
So one of the Buckeyes from SEC country
knew more than his midwestern teammates? Jim Delaney will not be pleased.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Dec 15, 2010 3:38 PM EST reply actions
who you gonna call'd
everybody!sorry bother your time a min,
by thetennesseethumper on Dec 15, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Oh yeah, I'd have done that
British redhead faking a Southern accent.
Old South may have a problem with it, though.
"Science gets more fun when I get a bigger gun." ~ Kari Byron
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 15, 2010 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
Why is edsbs covering up flagrant Arkansas cheating?
by Illegal Smoke Machine on Dec 15, 2010 5:18 PM EST reply actions
Because Orson hates Auburn
but loves him some bacon.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Because secondary violations like that are a dime a dozen.
(And at that price, Kiffin’s still a millionaire.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I thought tOSU had the smartest students ever, yo
Gotta brag about something other than 0–9, I suppose.
Actually OSU is right in the middle of the academic rankings of the Big 10 according to USN&WR
List of SEC schools ranked higher than OSU, Vanderbilt, Florida and Georgia, although Florida and Georgia are really close to the same rank as OSU. Those are also the only schools ranked higher than the lowest ranked team in currently in the Big 10 (MSU tied at 79th) if we include Nebraska (ranked 104) then Bama (tied at 79 with Michigan State) and Auburn (ranked 85) get in to the mix.
I don’t think academics has anything to do with college football, so I don’t bring it up, but I’m not sure an Arkansas fan should bag on intelligence though. Arkansas-Fayetteville is ranked 132, the only schools in either conference ranked lower are Mississippi state at 151 and Ole Miss at 143.
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/devidee33’d
//sorry, had to!
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by CoastalCowbell on Dec 16, 2010 9:05 AM EST up reply actions
well, i went to the 'dumbest' school of both conferences
so i cant say anything.
/plants dont care how smart you are
//agriculture’d
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by CoastalCowbell on Dec 16, 2010 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
i'm an osu student
and i disapprove of this message
(just) northwestern, nonexistent, and TSUN all have smarter students
VIEW HALLOO!
Wisconsin, Penn State, and Illinois are also ranked higher according to the latest rankings
OSU is ranked 56th. Northwestern in 12th, Michigan is 29th, Wisconsin is 45, Illinois and PSU are tied at 47, and Purdue is 55. These are the rankings listed by US News and World Report, the Princeton Review and Business Week probably have different rankings.
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