BOOM, MOTHERFLORIDA.
by Holly Anderson on Dec 11, 2010 8:17 PM EST
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Well, well, well. Jeremy Foley, you are many things, but we had not suspected "riverboat queen" was among them.
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As a Florida fan
I can honestly say I never saw this one coming.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 11, 2010 8:20 PM EST reply actions
ALABAMA LOVES this hire! :)
Saban destroyed his best defensive unit ever last year in the BCS NC game…
by ApothecaryMark on Dec 11, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
They didn't particularly care for him in
2006 or 2007.
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 12, 2010 1:06 AM EST up reply actions
If by "destroyed" you mean
“scored 17 points in the first 57 minutes”, then yes. (One TD on a pick-six, two last-minute TDs on short fields after Texas desperation drives fell apart early.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD.....
_________________
I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Dec 11, 2010 8:22 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Y'all can have him
Last I checked his defense leaked like a sieve. Good luck with the fucking training wheels.
Really?
The 7th-ranked total defense leaked like a sieve? And still finished better than the Gator D?
www.weoncehadtempe.com
Um, scoreboard
Please dig a little deeper and look at red zone defense and explosives. I believe you will find your answer.
Well, I just did dig deeper
And using football outsiders’ FEI rankings, which go far more in depth than those two metrics, Texas still outranked Florida.
Long story short: you gave up a billion points to Kansas State and others because your quarterback sucked.
www.weoncehadtempe.com
Hey, they really did
give up a billion points to Kansas State because their quarterback sucked.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
damn
That’s gonna be fun. He’s going to bring a lot of energy to UF. And as kind as he was, you can’t accuse the robot of that.
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 11, 2010 8:27 PM EST via mobile reply actions
hey tx, i hear you have an opening.
Care to poach Ted Roof from us? Make it 3 for 3?
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 11, 2010 8:28 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Georgia fans are weeping
Crazy hire man, crazyeeeeeee.
Who is he going to hire as OC?
Game changing hire
Not weeping--disgusted
F that SOB. All associations to Georgia renounced.
They're really not:
“In 5 meetings with a Will Muschamp-coordinated defense, Georgia has averaged an even 30 points. Last meeting: a 45-20 rout of Auburn in ’07.” [Via]
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Dec 11, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, always found it "odd" how he dropped those games
in 06 and 07, when the defense was all that Auburn had those years…
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 11, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Plus, we absolutely torched LSU in '04
I mean, just flat out lit them up between the hedges.
As a Georgia fan, I’ve never got the whole fascination with Will Muschamp. I will say that it’s sort of strange having Derek Dooley at UT and now Muschamp at UF. I suppose this means that Kirby Smart will end up at a SEC East school or Clemson. I don’t see how this can end otherwise.
Congratulations to Will on landing a plum job. I’m sure he’s ready for it. I just hope Mark Richt’s record vs him is better than it was against his predecessors.
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Dec 11, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
I think those uga teams were a little different than this, though
Matt Stafford + Knowshon + Lumpkin + Brown + Massaquoi + [enter offensive star here] =/= Murray + Ealey + King (?) + Durham + King + [enter other returning offensive player who has nothing on the 2007 player from his position here]
The ’07 georgie offense was an entirely separate entity from what the ’11 one will be. georgie is not out of the water yet on this one.
I vote here.
that other one’s gonna start slowing computers down soon.
"'I wish to hell God would stop trying to make me a better person." - T.J. Lambert
by Signal to Noise on Dec 11, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
This is a strange hire. From Offensive juggernaut prior to this last year. To a defensive guru. Who is the OC?
by Botched3AMDONUTHEIST on Dec 11, 2010 8:30 PM EST reply actions
God, if this holds he better not go after Malzahn
I will shit a brick
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 11, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Interesting choice
Doesn’t solve the offensive woes, those assistant positions are now critical vacancies.
Leaping Assistants Lassie!
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
Meh
It’s not like we haven’t seen plenty of touted assistant coaches fail miserably once they got into the spotlight…
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 11, 2010 8:33 PM EST reply actions
No Bo is out of shape and blown up
It is sad really. But I guess you really cant work out too much with a metal hip.
by Morman Power Football on Dec 11, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, so they don't need to replace Addazio now?
Sounds good to me.
Later, Will!
though i’ll never forget watching the replay of you yelling “CROOOOBBBTREEEE” in slow motion that wonderful night in November of 2008
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
I'll be shocked if this turns out poorly for Florida
Bonus: after watching Greg Davis hang his defense out to dry every week, Boom might order a hit on Addazio before the plane lands in Gainesville. Guy can recruit like an SOB as well…watch the Gators start making moves in TX. Speaking of which, how do you feel about Major Applewhite as your OC?
thats was
a defensive derp
Great moments are born from great opportunity.
Follow me on Twitter @muwxman
No kidding.
I thought they had him dead behind the line of scrimmage, but I guess not…
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
I am sure Muschamp will go after someone that possibly runs the spread. Just a guess.
by Botched3AMDONUTHEIST on Dec 11, 2010 8:40 PM EST reply actions
Mike Leach on a clipper ship to Gainesville?
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
i wouldn't be surprised
if holgorsen got a serious look
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
tap the brakes
We’ll know plenty after a few years when we know how Muschamp has done and see what Smart does.
Makes sense
Early returns are nice though
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
There's also Dooley, Dantonio and Fisher
Up next: Kirby.
That is a coaching tree, my man.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 11, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cam is very racist
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Cam is selling Brenham short
that’s where the Blue Bell ice cream HQ is
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
what, I use to go on field trips to the one in Humble
my school was incredibly poor…
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 11, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
there's no shame
we got taken to a locally owned grocery store one time. . .
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
Jesus Chirst
the local pig farmer was busy that day or something?
by Morman Power Football on Dec 11, 2010 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
well it was kindergarten, so we were easily amused
they gave us mini-pumpkins and mondos. Also, this place was literally right behind our school, so we could walk there
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
by RaiderDuck on Dec 11, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That the Kindergarten version of the Beef O'Brady's Bowl, then?
"...water for the corn." — petromax spambot
i think we may have fared better
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
please tell me they had a taqueria in the back (like any self-respecting mercado)
and that you had to place orders in Spanish
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
Winner of "Lack of self-awarness"
Tracy squirtin’ sum Cammy Juice on National TV or
Cam treating Blinn as a Business Trip and deciding to be professional about it
Can't forget "my parents were doing things behind the scenes..."
My personal fave.
It was too much money
Re: The Muschamp:
Re: The Hice-man
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2010 8:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Wow, I hopped on here expecting a little more happiness but. . .
I heard a comment on Rivals this week about following a legend at a football factory and dealing with extremely high expectations. His point was about how hard Florida had after Spurrier. Obviously, [name redacted] was not the answer.
As one who is not emotionally tied Gator football, I do understand the lack of enthusiasm. Cannot think of a former coordinator in recent memory that was successful at a big time program. Meyer, Tress, Saban, Carroll, Brown, all had success as head coached prior to big program hires. Stoops is a notable exception as coordinator only guy.
As much as it pains me, a good Florida is better for CFB than a mediocre one. Hope it works out for you guys.
www.charliebaumandeservedit.com
Pelini has 29 wins in his first 3 years at Nebraska.
@GochfaceKillah on Twitter
by Screwface on Dec 11, 2010 10:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
PAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
"I'd also like to thank Mississippi State...
for being too dadgum poor to purchase my services."
by cockblocker on Dec 11, 2010 8:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
did anybody else just see Chizik attempt to whistle?
his cheeks got real big, and i swear no sound came out
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
"My parents do a lot of things behind the scenes that go unnoticed..."
- Cameron Newton
by slims on Dec 11, 2010 8:57 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Yeah...we've heard.
"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham
I laughed so hard I cried
AND THIS IS MY GUY!
by SEC Supremacist on Dec 11, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
His parents do some things behind the scenes
That did get noticed.
Who's wearing the fedora?
"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham
Billy Sims killed that
"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham
Shout outs to College Park!
Not just for rappers anymore.
"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
Why is there a picture of Johnathan Crompton here?
by saxattack29 on Dec 11, 2010 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
No,
it’s one of the Ainges (haircut is giveaway).
/malepatternbaldness’d
//noroomtotalk
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Dec 11, 2010 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
No, not the bald guy,
the catfish! Know your EDSBS memes:
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/09/16/five-reasons-why-starting-a-giant-catfish-at-quarterback-for-tennessee-is-the-right-call/
And this is why EDSBS is the best college football blog ever.
I just read that article to my anime club and they all laughed. I don’t think any other sports blog could pull that off.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Dec 11, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
What the fuck
is an “anime club”?
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Dec 13, 2010 8:37 AM EST up reply actions
he'll need it next year...
….when being coached by Chan Gailey nearly gets him killed.
"'I wish to hell God would stop trying to make me a better person." - T.J. Lambert
by Signal to Noise on Dec 11, 2010 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I was surprised.
Were you surprised? I was surprised.
/notsurprised
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 11, 2010 9:00 PM EST reply actions
Great sign-in name
You went to Kenyon, right? KC ’04 here.
So is there a Pony Excess drinking game?
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 11, 2010 9:02 PM EST reply actions
this needs to happen
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
I dont think anything can top the U
but this is may be close
by Morman Power Football on Dec 11, 2010 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
I couldn't watch/actively avoided the Hice-man presentation.
Is it safe to assume there was a great deal of soft-focus overcoming of adversity?
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 11, 2010 9:03 PM EST reply actions
I am so excited for this 30 for 30
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Best team in college football?
Todd Blackledge disagrees
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
The wages of sin is death?
How is this the only wage Craig James has never accepted?
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 11, 2010 9:05 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
For snarky Craig James comment, and for the reference to Kipling. Or for the reference to the same thing Kipling was referencing himself. Whichever one it is.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Dec 12, 2010 4:49 AM EST up reply actions
Awesome.
For the first time since before Bush started his second term, Northwest Missouri State will not be playing for the national championship. It is a great, great day indeed.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Tell him to get over it
they won last year, what’s he want, a friggin entitlement?
/SEC’d
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Dallas has always been, to me, one of those places
that’s pretty great to live, but you wouldn’t want to visit.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
No, I hate Dallas
It’s irrelevant that I’m from Houston, seriously, that city sucks…
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 11, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
Cowboys Cheerleaders. (Oh, and I live here, so one out of two isn’t too bad.)
Forever LSU, 'cause that's how we roll.
I'll give the one.
But I can get underfed white chicks with suspiciously big tits anywhere.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
I still don't understand how he and Rick Bayless are related.
One is a fantastically kind human being and great cook, the other is miserable and makes everything associated with him taste bitter.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 11, 2010 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
this is. . . this. . .
it may be the crown coursing through my veins, but i have tears coming to my eyes
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
Was "Chicago's American" a newspaper?
Otherwise I really want to know why Musburger was only affiliated with this from ‘61-’68.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 11, 2010 9:08 PM EST reply actions
Love how Clements got elected to Governor
SMU story breaks, he openly admits to it saying “a contract is a contract.” God bless you state of Texas.
whoa whoa whoa
is that Patrick Duffy narrating?
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
Dallas was on fire
If dreams on came true
by Morman Power Football on Dec 11, 2010 9:09 PM EST reply actions
I was worried at first
that when they led with JFK, they were going to say SMU was a tragedy on that level.
/seentoomuchBobPruett
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
I'll allow it.
I can associate all terrible things with the Cowboys.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
If you just finished Skip Bayless' "Win Win Win" quote with
“No Matter What”
Drink
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Dec 11, 2010 9:10 PM EST reply actions
oh shit conspiracy theory
Don Meredith was killed so he wouldn’t see this on TV and then blow the whistle.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2010 9:11 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Need some help here...
should Auburn go ahead and build a separate building for our Heisman Trophies? When we win the MNC can we begin claiming Nat’l Championships that don’t exist like ’Bama? Just trying to get the protocol correct here
Little brother syndrome much?
Major night for AU football and your inherent feelings of inadequacy force you to mention Alabama. I don’t think anyone needs to make another comment on this topic. Thanks for remaining true to the AU form.
It was too much money
I know this was common all over college football.
But something about this scandal just seems so very Texas. Meyer looks like the very model of “Texas football coach.”
love it so far
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
if you had Lou Holtz on your drinking board, go ahead and Drink.
by Botched3AMDONUTHEIST on Dec 11, 2010 9:14 PM EST reply actions
I have no intention of spelling that particular nickname correctly
I have no love for TAMU, spent my entire childhood hearing how great TAMU and Texas were yet hardly ever won shit…
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 11, 2010 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
that sounds vaguely familiar. . .
ah yes, my childhood in Houston as well
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
what part of Houston did you grow up in?
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 11, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Baytown
not quite Houston, but nobody really knows where the hell that is unless they’re actually from Houston. You?
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
My oldest brother was definitely his back-up at Lee
never stood a chance behind him haha
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
Baytown Lee Class of '90
We beat Sterling all 4 years I was there.
Quetin Coryatt was a class ahead of me.
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Dec 11, 2010 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
no shit???
I was class of ‘06, around for Drew Tate’s last year and Brian Johnson’s senior year. Then, we stopped producing quarterbacks haha
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
No shit. Baytown is all up in this fucker.
Fighting Gander until the day I die.
I honestly can’t remember any of the QBs from ’86 to ’90. I just know we beat the hell out of the Rangers and made the playoffs twice: lost to LaMarque in ’87, I think; then Alief Elsik(?) in ’90. I ran CC for Coach Bosse (I think he retired before your time), so football was a luxury with meets on Saturdays. I also recall 22-5A because my junior year was our first year in it with the Beaumont schools (Central, West Brook, Vidor and Port Arthur-Jefferson). We killed them in district CC. Before 22-5A, we were 24 or 23 with Deer Park, So. Houston, Pasadena, Northshore (who at the time really, really sucked) and Dobie.
My freshman year the main building was gutted. We went half days at RSS. Half-days of GCCISD quality schooling probably made me a better student. Ha.
Ms. Finello. In the library, did you know her? She’s an angel. Her husband is fucking crazy.
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Dec 11, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
I think Ms. Finello retired in the late 90s
I vaguely remember her from when my brothers were in school, but i’m pretty sure we had a different librarian
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
I was in Baytown last in 2005, I think. I took my bride to the Rodeo and we cruised around the dirty bay for a few hours. I don’t know how I came from there, but I sure as shit did.
I trust you’ve escaped the shadows of the refinery and the glowing night sky to better pastures?
I also heard the the Brigadeers are no more.
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Dec 11, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Indeed, though my parents are still there
And yes, the Brig was disbanded and replaced by a drill/dance team by the name of the Celebrities. Same caliber of woman for the most part though, just no instruments. . .
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
yikes
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Dec 11, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
to say the least
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
Kingwood/Humble area
use to play both Baytown Lee and Baytown Sterling in high school
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 11, 2010 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
District 22-5A
what what! They moved Lee down to 4A
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
lol that's awesome you remembered the district designation
and I didn’t know Lee moved down to 4A, same thing might happen to Humble…
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 11, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
it sucks
Baytown got a new high school due to white flight, and the school district hated Lee anyway (those nasty minorities and what not), so they realigned the territory and sent Lee to 4A
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
and I only remember the district designation
due to my adherence to the Bible, otherwise known as Dave Campbell’s Texas Football
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
sorry to hear about Lee, had some good games against them
always cool to run into someone from down the road
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 11, 2010 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
agreed
especially someone belonging to this fine community
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
Shit, I missed the Aggie almost stabbing the SMU cheerleader?
Forever LSU, 'cause that's how we roll.
we should really consolidate all of these rules haha
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
Muschamp to FLA...
so will they become a defensive team? Does Muschamp have ANY idea how to bring a dynamic offense online? Time will tell….
dammit
that was a corner peice too
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
I know we all want to give Muschamp...
… enough credit to know that Addazio has absolutely got to go.
But with Meyer apparently sticking around and having some influence on the program, I sure as hell hope he doesn’t -try to- succeed at convincing Muschamp to keep Addazio.
I always wondered how Dale Hansen hasn't been fired....
….now I know. he broke the SMU story.
Forever LSU, 'cause that's how we roll.
Dale did a lot of good stuff.
Not even remotely close to the worst local TV sports guy ever.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Weird to see all of this U Texas envy in this special:
as their cupboard gets emptied out.
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 11, 2010 9:17 PM EST reply actions
So, the SWC was the original SEC and The U?
Gotcha.
by SuperJew on Dec 11, 2010 9:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
FUUUUUUUU
slow posting is slow. HIVEMIND JOKES LOLZ
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Dec 11, 2010 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
See, if this Meyer was really so fly
he would be more “don’t tell me about the labor, give me the sex.” The baby is more like a a gameball than something to really want.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 11, 2010 9:17 PM EST reply actions
2000s SEC is 1970s and 1980s SWC?
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Dec 11, 2010 9:17 PM EST reply actions
And the best part of the joke
is that Arkansas left the SWC because… they were sick of all those Texas schools cheating.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mentioning that TCU got slammed
but not mentioning that it was their own COACH that turned them in because it had gone so far over the line he couldn’t stomach.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2010 9:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Sounds like he's bringing Applewhite with him.
"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham
GUESS WHO IS VERY CONTENTED THIS SATURDAY EVENING?
no more rage monkey! i know everyone is pleased.
ok, one more.
"I intend to be drink quite a bit so I probably won't care " -PalmettoTiger
by CoastalCowbell on Dec 11, 2010 9:19 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Don't worry, CC...
I’m sure SOMEONE will come along and poach Mullen, so keep Rage Monkey at the ready. We want him at the ready in case Muschamp doesn’t work out, after all…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Dec 12, 2010 1:34 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Oh shit
they are bragging how they stepped up in the cheating game.
AWESOME
by Morman Power Football on Dec 11, 2010 9:19 PM EST reply actions
Old school short shorts drink a seabreeze
www.charliebaumandeservedit.com
by JamBoyce on Dec 11, 2010 9:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
"Don't ask me how, but we're gonna get Houston"
this guy is awesome
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
This doc could end right now
and I’d still go to bed happy
"I didn't want players that could play on the collegiate level
I only want players who can play on the NFL level"
AWESOME
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 9:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
'Nail a $100 bill under his business card'
Holy hell.
by SuperJew on Dec 11, 2010 9:23 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
bahahaha
if you had a Rockwell reference on your card, definitely drink
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
Dickerson
He learned his moves while poppin’ and lockin’ on the streets.
Wait. Did they say LIVESTOCK?!
Wait, 5 of 9 programs were on probation at once?
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 11, 2010 9:24 PM EST reply actions
Later on it was 6.
There was a point at which only Arkansas, Rice, and Texas weren’t on probation (and Texas just didn’t get caught).
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was just thinking that
But didn’t know if it was just because I watched that on demand today
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Dec 11, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
hate
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
Craig James was pussy whipped. . .thats why he went to SMU, got it
www.charliebaumandeservedit.com
by JamBoyce on Dec 11, 2010 9:25 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
my dad told me about the teans am all the time
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Holy Shit
The Bear. Drink everything
by Morman Power Football on Dec 11, 2010 9:26 PM EST reply actions
Why wouldn't Dickerson just admit that the school bought the car for him?
Unlike the guys from the U, he is pussyfooting around it and refusing to just admit it.
no snitchin
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Dec 11, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Does it count as snitchin' if the court (NCAA) already found them guilty?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
When do they get to the Rev. Newton?
Oh,wrong “30 for 30”.
/drink
/fuck Clemson
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 11, 2010 9:27 PM EST reply actions
Adam James was locked inside this for nine months
by Bubbaprog on Dec 11, 2010 9:27 PM EST reply actions 17 recs
rec'd with force
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Dec 11, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Miss DAVIS
/varsityblues
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
"Eric would be under concrete before he'd tell.."
Or locked in a dark shed, eh James?
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 11, 2010 9:30 PM EST reply actions
I absolutely LOVE
how all these guys are “SMU booster, 19XX-1985.”
DRINK for contact bans.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 9:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
"A&M made the down payment, we helped with the rest"
fucking awesome line
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 11, 2010 9:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Al Michaels
DRINK!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 11, 2010 9:31 PM EST reply actions
i think everyone said the same thing when they saw Al Michaels
Al Michaels, with the JEW AFRO!
by Morman Power Football on Dec 11, 2010 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
OK, wait, they actually offered the players livestock?
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 11, 2010 9:32 PM EST reply actions
It's Texas, you know.
Plenty available. Plenty of land to raise them, too.
Forever LSU, 'cause that's how we roll.
At Clemson,they call them "Cheerleaders"
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 11, 2010 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Amazing SMU never won a National Title that they had to give up.
by Botched3AMDONUTHEIST on Dec 11, 2010 9:33 PM EST reply actions
That's because they were on probation before they were on probation.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
McMahon came back from 20 down with 2 minutes left?
WHY IS THIS GAME NOT ON ESPN CLASSIC ALL THE TIME
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 9:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Wait,
20 point come back in 2 and half mins?
by Morman Power Football on Dec 11, 2010 9:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Seriously.
I would LOVE to see that game.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
It's the game that marks the Holiday Bowl's "Golden Era"
of being a wild, high-scoring, last-second shootout.
Forever LSU, 'cause that's how we roll.
by Studley on Dec 11, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
lol "shoddy bookkeeping methods"
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Jim MacMahon was ironically in the pay for play sports movie
Johnny B Good drink a Pabst
www.charliebaumandeservedit.com
THANK YOU GOD NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS STANFORD THING
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
I'm the same way
difference is, SMU has good facilities now. Their stadium is tiny, but surprisingly nice.
by RockyMountainOyster on Dec 11, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
How did Debbie Does Dallas
not get mentioned in the first segment?
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
As an Aggie.
I’ll reserve judgment until after their dance number:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84TWhY1aPro&has_verified=1
by AgAstraPerAspera on Dec 12, 2010 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
i don't care how much money they made
they were fun as hell to watch
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
Why did Ron Meyer leave again?
-Pete Carroll
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 11, 2010 9:39 PM EST reply actions
As a Southern Miss grad,
FUCK YOU Craig James…redneck crackers my ass…
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Dec 11, 2010 9:41 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Craig James calling the new HC a redneck
Pot meet kettle.
by Morman Power Football on Dec 11, 2010 9:41 PM EST reply actions
white racial slurs on your card. . .
drink
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
Wait.
Dan Bebee? The BIg 12 commish? He was an NCAA investigator who went after SMU?
So he’s been fucking over mid-major teams since the ’80s. Asshole.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 9:41 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Now, now.
In the ‘80s, SMU wasn’t a mid-major.
Conversely, North Carolina WAS.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
verne looks immaculate
with that lighting
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
Not even half drunk like his usual gig on CBS.
by Botched3AMDONUTHEIST on Dec 11, 2010 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Plus if you had to sit next to Dainelson for 2 hours listening to him talk about football
you would want to drink too.
by Morman Power Football on Dec 11, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
no
not near as crazy
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
No way
Les Miles is the engine on that crazy train
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Wikipedia says
that Bobby Collins was considered for the Miss St opening in 1991, but they passed over him because of his reputation from SMU.
Instead, they hired…Jackie Sherrill.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 9:45 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
This Muschamp hire should make for an interesting EDSBS Live
If there is ever another one. Is Peter Bean still talking to Orson? Or just cursing at him?
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
KEITH JACKSON'S VOICE
DRINK THE BOTTLE
by RockyMountainOyster on Dec 11, 2010 9:48 PM EST reply actions
Lou Holtz, Keith Jackson
and Dan Marino video and references.
Empty the liquor cabinet.
Forever LSU, 'cause that's how we roll.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Penn State: pissing off asshat teams throughout the 80s
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Dec 11, 2010 9:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
SPOILER:
The Internet kills them all.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Dec 11, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Even the ex-reporters are talking smack now
God bless’em
The same boosters who were paying the players at SMU
were the same boosters behind the ad revenue in Dallas newspapers. IRONY WAS HAD BY ALL!
more uncle verne plz
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
So far,
They’ve connected SMU to JFK and Watergate. Up next? The Regan Shooting, the Lennon Murder and the Challenger Disaster.
That, Bill Buckner, Len Bias, and ALF
in a 1986-themed montage coming back from commercial in the 2nd hour.
Oh Richie Justice
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
Bayless, Galloway, Hansen, Hitzges, Verne
Dallas media royalty indeed.
Forever LSU, 'cause that's how we roll.
"completely unprotected"
hehehe
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Stopperich
Looks like Meatloaf in the face.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Dec 11, 2010 9:53 PM EST reply actions
Why is Skip Bayless wearing
Revlon’s new Jaundice™ eyeshadow?
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Neck?
I need no neck
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
Maybe I'm just behind
but Penn State actually jobbed someone ELSE out of a title?
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 11, 2010 9:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Reagan and Joe were bros
He was less likely to fuck with him.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Go ask that question over on Corn Nation.
I dare you.
/Stillbitterabout1982
by Albino Tornado on Dec 11, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
You don't beat out JoePa for a massive side of Pennsylvania beef
And think you’re going to walk away from that shit, son. Paterno straight gangsta.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 9:55 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
"you gotta suck it up and deny, deny, deny"
gracious this is amazing
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
by RaiderDuck on Dec 11, 2010 9:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Other President Bush
Rob the liquor store…
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Dec 11, 2010 9:58 PM EST reply actions
Oh, we're starting to reach nightmare territory now for me
…because the story’s just about a year away from when I moved to Dallas.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
"We don't care that you cheated.
But we’re furious that you didn’t cheat for us."
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 10:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The "Naughty Nine"
now THAT deserves a porno reference
i smell a series of SWC themed adult videos
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
by RaiderDuck on Dec 11, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
God I am loving this
these guys were so absolutely corrupt and their reaction is practically, “You can’t do that? My bad, my bad”…
I'll be waiting for the next one to be done on Maurice Clarett
with Mea Culpa’s from ESPN included.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Dec 11, 2010 10:07 PM EST reply actions
In Texas, we do execute you
That you do, sirrah.
Amazing that SMU still recruited Stanley.
Nowadays, a famous ex-player can influence the decision the other way.
Forever LSU, 'cause that's how we roll.
who doesn't?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Dec 11, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
He called it on Stanley, though.
Dude was the Nick Fairley of his day.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
But I don't think he cared about Stanley being Fairley.
He cared about Stanley expsoing the payments. Dickerson would have been perfectly happy to have that guy on his defense, but the problem was that he talked.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Nah.
I think it was more that Stanley kept trying to call him out. Dickerson may not have known about any payments to Stanley.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
But he obviously knows now
He said something like “I told them not to recruit David Stanley, but you know what happened.”
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but we can't assume he knew that 20 years ago.
Stanley was an asshole with a drug problem who got kicked off the team and Dickerson spotted him as an asshole. Talking about the payments happened nearly four years after that. Dickerson may have never even considered that as a possibility.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
I must thank the saint that posted this earlier
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
dammit
reply fail
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
Might want to level that pitcher's mound, stadium groundskeeper
might make throws over the middle a little easier
still laughing at
“he had a ….recreational drug issue”
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
I used to be a crime reporter.
You’d be amazed how often people step right into traps, even when the reporter is running a stone cold bluff.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It was.
You have to have the stomach for a certain amount human suffering, but I loved it. I miss it every day. It’s been years since a cop or a politician brazenly lied to my face.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The lying?
It depends. Some of it was them lying because they’re paranoid, some of it because they were just assholes.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
I mean that I loved the job.
Not so much the suffering. Well, I enjoyed it when the wife beater got jumped by the woman’s family.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
We punish them by revoking it years later
That way the NCAA can still reap all the rewards while they compete.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Stanley has a fatass
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
whoa
was.
was a fatass
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
by WatsonTiger on Dec 11, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Someone needs to tell that lady
To get with the program and stop expressing remorse
I believe the remorse
is for the fact that she had to bury her son at a relatively young age.
Forever LSU, 'cause that's how we roll.
He has easily been the best interviewee.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
If we're comparing to The U
I say he’s as good as drunken Kosar
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
I’m DVRing this.
Do they get into the whole “draft” that the major SWC boosters would have to keep labor costs down? Basically, they’d agree who got to recruit who after Dickerson(?) shopped them all for the best deal. I think the story was he drove the Trans Am (yes!) A&M gave him to SMU and told them to top it (or something like that).
I can’t wait to watch it. Judging by the reaction of the commentariat, it’s awesome.
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Dec 11, 2010 10:28 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
It's some ways better than The U, but in different ways.
The U had a lot of fun to it — guys bragging about crazy shit they did — but a lot of this one is just sad.
That said, the cheating is amazing. Uncle Luke could only dream of this system.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cash Birdwell
They don’t make names like that anymore
Wait,
SMU had a booster named Cash?! For fuck’s sake, they should have KNOWN that was a recipe for disaster.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 10:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Ah. Good
A booster named Cash was just tempting the fates.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
"This could make them a doormat for the next 10 years"
Barry Switzer – always the gentleman
by cockblocker on Dec 11, 2010 10:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Did anyone see that article?
SMU compared to post-crash Marshall by the writer?
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 10:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Switzer paper quote
“They could be a doormat for the next 10 years.”
WOW.
Forever LSU, 'cause that's how we roll.
SMU student body keepin it classy
All the cool campuses have effigy hangings these days
clement fox
i now know what to name my first child
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
So
How shitty was it to find out you were one of the guys SMU wasn’t paying?
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 10:34 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Educational value of SMU
/giggles
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hey!
They offer one of the finest MRS degrees in the country.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
and you can land yourself
one fine MRS yourself
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
to Baylor guys
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Cox Business School
Very good in this region. (Still have the cool calculator I got from them after taking a Company-sponsored Accounting course.)
Forever LSU, 'cause that's how we roll.
That was my question.
Since there’s no football, that means all the players lost their scholarships? Damn, if that was the case I’d transfer just to finish a degree and have it paid for.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Dec 11, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
UCLA reference
GLUG GLUG GLUG
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 11, 2010 10:35 PM EST reply actions
Forgot about the player raiding that went on when they were shut down.
Forever LSU, 'cause that's how we roll.
Ed Orgeron approves
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Dec 11, 2010 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Soccer for homecoming.
See what you’ve done, NCAA?! LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 10:38 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
blue turf?
my knees ache in sympathy
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
just crawled from under rock
so what are the chances of Muschamp going Duchess and heading back Texas way when The Mack rides into the sunset?
everybody!sorry bother your time a min,
by thetennesseethumper on Dec 11, 2010 10:39 PM EST reply actions
I'd say none
Either he catches fire at Florida and stays, or he bombs and Texas looks elsewhere for a HC
by cockblocker on Dec 11, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
fitting
Kiffles is a one-of-a-kind douche satchel.
everybody!sorry bother your time a min,
by thetennesseethumper on Dec 11, 2010 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT IN SAM HILL KIND OF FOOTBAW IS THIS
by Bubbaprog on Dec 11, 2010 10:40 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
to bubba and oscar both
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
by WatsonTiger on Dec 11, 2010 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
If the death penalty wasn't enough
they got forrest gregg
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Are we going to have footage of the 90-point Houston game?
Because Andre Ware should burn in hell for that.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 10:41 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Ask and ye shall receive
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 11, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
"We weren't big, but we were slow."
AWESOME
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2010 10:42 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
He laughs as he sits on his recliner comprised of unemployed UT football players
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"we weren't big, but we were slow"
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
The U and SMU's common thread?
sour grapes over ND loss
The twitter
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Lou Holtz has weird inflection
I didn’t think it was FAIR, but smu said no, we wanto to play that football GAME.
OOOH
Baylor loss footage. Chug bleach.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
So the death penalty to SMU killed the SWC?
YOU SEE SEC? MIKE SLIVE JUST CARES TOO MUCH
Even Steve Spurrier thinks that's harsh
by SuperJew on Dec 11, 2010 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Even Bret Bielema says "Dude, whoa."
And here's a lighthouse keeper being beheaded by a laser beam!
by UMBAI on Dec 11, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You would think UH wouldn't have burned TO's
with a score and numbers like that.
Also, the Ware-Klingler Era at UH pissed more than one opposing fan off.
Forever LSU, 'cause that's how we roll.
I mean, I generally believe that it's a defense's job to stop someone
But when you’re run-and-shooting a FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL TEAM to death with the Heisman winner, you deserve bad things.
I’m glad Houston hasn’t really amounted to shit since then.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"I was ashamed the Notre Dame just quit trying. That was disrespctful."
“I was disgusted that Houston ran up the score. That was disrespectful.”
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I don't either.
But pick one and go with it.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
slight difference in how those things happened
ND ran out of bound, UH kept throwing the ball on them.
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by WVPiratesfan on Dec 11, 2010 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
John Heisman doesnt see the problem
222d
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Andre Ware
still a fucking douche
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Dec 11, 2010 10:51 PM EST reply actions
cue the floral shirts
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
Get their Families on the sidelines!
just not that James guy.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This one time, Adam James couldn't go to a game
And that’s why Craig James got Mike Leach fired.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
"The kids didn't do it."
Well, yeah, Eric. You did. You took that money. Don’t fuck the entire locker room and claim to be a virgin.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 10:52 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
That's why I think Dickerson comes off slimy as shit.
You took the money, we all know you took the money, admit you took the money. I’m not going to think you’re a worse person for admitting it; SMU isn’t going to be re-penalized for it. But Dickerson won’t just ADMIT IT, even though everyone knows he was on the take the whole time.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I see your point.
And I can’t disagree. But I find it hard to dislike a guy who whore such a sweet jheri curl mullet.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Emanuel Sanders, he's doing a good job for my Pittsburgh Steelers this year
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"Its too bad that NHL is taken because the National Football League has become the National Hypocrite League" Mark Schlereth
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Twiddles thumbs, looks left, looks right
We all know June Jones recruits criminals right? does anybody dispute this?
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Colt. Brennan.
Also, a ton of other questionable characters
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hard to get people to go to Hawaii
Not surprising that UH has often had to get people on 2nd, 3rd chances
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
And I just have to wonder:
WHY? Shit, Hawai’i was on my list. Who wouldn’t wanna live in Hawai’i?
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It's a long way from home, expensive plane tix, big time difference from mainland
I considered UH for grad school, but decided to go to USC. As far as LA is from Boise, you can still drive there.
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
This is college football, man
Raping women in Boulder <<< being paid.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Hey now...
…Colt Brennan….
…okay you win.
We are going to listen to Waylon now so everybody stfu and drink your beer.
New tactic... THROW EVERYONE UNDER THE BUS
We are going to listen to Waylon now so everybody stfu and drink your beer.
SMU wasn't unique.
But for fuck’s sake. Just because the next man got away with murder doesn’t mean you get to shoot up a kindergarten.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 10:56 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
The irony of a bunch of Texans whining about the death penalty is delicious
by cockblocker on Dec 11, 2010 10:56 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
you know
it really is
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
Particularly funny is where Dickerson includes Baylor with other teams paying players
I dunno man
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Baylor ended up on probation in the 80s too.
They were dirty filthy. Just ‘cause they’re baptists doesn’t mean they aren’t crooks.
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They sucked. That's why I thought they didn't pay players
you thing they would have gotten more value for money
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Shouldn't flushing all that money down the drain be punishment enough?
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by billycthulhu on Dec 11, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Baylor didn't suck back then.
They were fine until Teaff left.
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Slight difference in college football
and actual capital punishment, but it does sound ironic.
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by Another damn Dan on Dec 11, 2010 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn
Will test Uncle Verne’s theory
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Dec 11, 2010 10:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
As of right now, the amount that has come out in regards to Auburn
isn’t even an iota compared to what we just saw…
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 11, 2010 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed.
If the worst that Auburn did* was giving 200K to Cam Newton’s dad’s church, well, that’s definitely not the worst thing I’ve heard of NCAA-wise, even in the last 10 years.
*of course, we all know they did more.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
If Auburn really did that
I would have to believe that everybody else does it too – I mean, why pay somebody $200k if no one else pays one dollar?
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2010 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, they all do.
I would not be at all surprised to learn that my mid-major alma mater has a booster or two that’s funneled money to people.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
That is a fear I have
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2010 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Oddly enough
Our only sanctions have been in basketball, when Jerry Pierson was in charge.
And like you have any idea what college hockey is.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
And that is what led SMU down the path to...
THE DEATH PENALTY!
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by Another damn Dan on Dec 11, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
http://inception.davepedu.com/
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
by RaiderDuck on Dec 11, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
LOL
Great follow up there man.
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by Another damn Dan on Dec 11, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
i just felt like it was need for that
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
It isn't over yet, either
Give it time. FBI investigations take time. Bobby Lowder’s past will be the lynchpin.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Dec 11, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
I'll still take that bet.
if Auburn is cleared, a lot of people are going to look like white people after the OJ trial.
by RockyMountainOyster on Dec 11, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Guy from SI said on Finebaum
the “Cam issue is dead.” Take that for what it’s worth, which isnt much…PAAAAWWWWL
by RockyMountainOyster on Dec 11, 2010 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Furious about what?
That he actually went to a school of his own volition and wasn’t paid? YEAH WHAT A JERK!
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 11, 2010 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Which one?
in the first we knew he was guilty
in the 2nd in Nevada he was proven to be guilty
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Dec 11, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
It is a whole lot like the SMU thing. They got really good out of nowhere.
They have been warned more than once. They are competing against a blue blood in their own state for respect.
www.charliebaumandeservedit.com
Also like the SMU thing
they had been good at one point and time then hit the doldrums after other teams in their state and conference starting getting good as well.
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
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by WVPiratesfan on Dec 11, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Good out of nowhere? Are you fucking dense?
They’re the 13th winningest program in NCAA history. Think about that for a minute before you starting spewing diarrhea about something you know nothing about. Think how many teams are in division 1A football and who Auburn competes against. Yeah, go fuck yourself with that shit…
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 11, 2010 11:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, I learned something today.
Had no idea you guys were that high.
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by Another damn Dan on Dec 11, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Mid teens are a weird group
13 Auburn
14 West Virginia
15 Syracuse
16 Georgia Tech
17 Colorado
Was expecting to pass the Cuse this year. Ugh.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
by gtne91 on Dec 12, 2010 9:50 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Man.
White folks was PISSED after that.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
But ummm...
OJ SIMPSON ACTUALLY FUCKING KILLED PEOPLE
So your metaphor implies that alot of people are going to feel like shit for accusing a guilty person of committing a crime.
"Did you spill the whisky? You did, didn’t you? Okay, go ahead and eat the floormats."
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 12, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
If the FBI turns up anything relevant enough to start prosecuting
what happens to Auburn is going to be far worse than problems in the athletic program.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
MMMMM I love the smell of Securities fraud in the morning
smells like… victory…
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by Londonjoe on Dec 11, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My understanding was that the FBI investigation was only tangentially related to stuff going on at Auburn
Not that my understanding is very complete in any way…
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Dec 11, 2010 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
A short primer on how schools lose accreditation:
Corrupt administrators and regents. The very fact that the people running the show are criminals is enough to set off the alarms… and Auburn’s already been on accreditation probation.
I’m not saying it’s going to happen, and in fact I suspect it won’t. But if the FBI’s investigation uncovers anything truly damaging to Auburn, NCAA sanctions aren’t going to be a concern, because the nature of what the FBI is supposedly investigating trumps it.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2010 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's..... serious
in a real world, beyond football, almost irreversible way. Accreditation is a painstaking, meticulous process that is fiendishly difficult to navigate at the University level.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Dec 11, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Keep Craig James as far away from you program SMU, keep him far away
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Its too bad that NHL is taken because the National Football League has become the National Hypocrite League" Mark Schlereth
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Haven't seen Gerald Turner since he left Ole Miss.
MAN he aged…he must be dyeing his hair.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Dec 11, 2010 10:58 PM EST reply actions
probation montage
hooray!
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
What the hell's Nebraska doing at the end of that montage?
Or Lloyd Carr? Or Doctor Tom?
by Albino Tornado on Dec 11, 2010 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
EVERYBODY DOES IT
We all know that Nebraska dominated because Nebraska paid everyone, and not because y’all grow fucking man-shaped cattle with no necks who are genetically designed to play on the line of scrimmage (and behind whom stud high-school running backs dream wistfully of running behind).
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by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2010 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Random fact about my time at Miami
There was a place about 10 miles south of town called “Turner Gill’s Bar & Grill.” I assume that Turner Gill was not officially affiliated, but I have yet to see a Nebraska/Buffalo combination bar anywhere else.
by thechuck_2112 on Dec 11, 2010 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It was the County Scholarships...
… I forgot.
by Albino Tornado on Dec 12, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions
Did something happen to Southern Cal?
I hadn’t heard?
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 11, 2010 10:59 PM EST reply actions
Washington State in the montage?
wtf?
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
They're like us, if they're cheating!
We’re all doing it wrong.
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 11, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
And now, I'm going to watch WFAA-TV's 10 PM Report
to see if they have a story on tonight’s movie. Looks like we’re leading with the freeze tonight.
Forever LSU, 'cause that's how we roll.
They've been actually punishing people
so there is that.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I do think that's the one thing that'll let Butch keep his job.
That, and pinning everything else on John Blake.
More rumors from the Texas boards
Applewhite to be OC, Duane Akina to work on the defensive side (DC/position coach) under boom. Longhorns are getting cleaned out.
That's Florida's new OC, just to clarify
by cockblocker on Dec 11, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Bruce Feldman ESPN insider said not so fast on the Ginger taking over as OC.
by Botched3AMDONUTHEIST on Dec 11, 2010 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
I don't believe it
I think Texas is trying to avoid a complete panic by stonewalling on Applewhite’s departure. Randy Shannon looks to be the big winner from this. From Miami HC to almost Kentucky DC and now he might be the DC at Texas
by cockblocker on Dec 11, 2010 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Nevermind...
maybe Mack Brown has realized that Applewhite’s all he’s got left
by cockblocker on Dec 11, 2010 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
You know he was OC for Saban that first year at Bama
He left for a positon coaching job at Texas. I know he’s a Texas boy, but that is not a move you make voluntarily.
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by Another damn Dan on Dec 11, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
1) Pony Excess
2) June 17, 1994
3) The U
4) Two Escpbars
5) The Best That Never Was
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by WatsonTiger on Dec 11, 2010 11:10 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
5b
not a huge shooty hoop fan
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by WatsonTiger on Dec 11, 2010 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
it was great, I didn't leave the couch for it
but the others had great stories
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by WatsonTiger on Dec 11, 2010 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Guru of Go was good bball ep too
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't see the two Escobars
but “The Band That Wouldn’t Die” was one of my favorites.
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Its too bad that NHL is taken because the National Football League has become the National Hypocrite League" Mark Schlereth
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by WVPiratesfan on Dec 11, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Whoa!
Where’s “Marion Jones: Press Pause”?
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2010 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
So the moral of the whole thing is
that every single damn school in Texas should have been given the death penalty.
Yes, yes I think this is right and just and true.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Dec 11, 2010 11:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Can we do the same for the Dallas Cowboys?
Just as a precaution.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Awww, man
UTEP says “Wait, what the hell did we ever do besides let black kids play bouncyball?”
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by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2010 11:18 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Can't wait for the Bairtman one
if the storytelling is HALF as good as this….it’s top 3
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Bullshit
Louisiana beats em all
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by Another damn Dan on Dec 11, 2010 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yes Sir
Rec’d up
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by WatsonTiger on Dec 11, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
If you choose to eat the Devil's jizz, I can't help you.
But I will thank you to keep that swill away from my fried chicken.
by Tracer Bullet on Dec 11, 2010 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Good fried chicken don't need no hot sauce
My mawmaw would slap you silly for puttin something on her chicken.
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by Another damn Dan on Dec 11, 2010 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Preach it brother
The South, we know hot
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by Another damn Dan on Dec 11, 2010 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
yes, yes yes...
Frank’s is pretty good out of the bottle though… but I got over the hot for the sake of being hot sauce phase years ago
Yeah.
You wanna throw down hot, fine, I can do that. But eating actual food isn’t a test of manhood.
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you mean
eating habaneros isn’t a test of manhood?
by Pariahwulfen on Dec 12, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
Piss on your habaneros.
Here’s a Scotch Bonnet. Ambulance is on the way, don’t worry.
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Crystal. Yessir. Rec.
Crystal & Tabasco have no preservatives. You can take the rest of that shit with its guar gums and sodium benzoate and what not and put it in your whore mouths.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Dec 11, 2010 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Meh
Doesn’t suck but didn’t really stand out to me. To each his own though, no accounting for taste.
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by Another damn Dan on Dec 11, 2010 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
My favorite for the mild hot sauce
However something named “Texas” and made in NC is strange.
Louisiana or Crystal tie for a close second.
Gas it, Daddy
"Hey, this here says it was made in New Jersey."
“New JERSEY? Cookie, git the rope.”
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by jonfmorse on Dec 11, 2010 11:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
With my taste buds
Mild and hot sauce do not belong on the same bottle. If my head ain’t sweatin’, it is not hot sauce.
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by Another damn Dan on Dec 11, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Siracha
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Dec 11, 2010 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Cock Sauce!
Now I want pho for dinner.
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Dec 11, 2010 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Seattle restaurant with a great name:
“What The Pho”*…friend of mine ate there.
*for the uninitiated, the word is pronounced “fuh”
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Dec 12, 2010 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
ShaggyBevo is on fire right now
GatorCountry is as well.
LOLZ can has back, plz?
-Texas
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Dec 11, 2010 11:19 PM EST reply actions
whoo tex, right?
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
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by WatsonTiger on Dec 11, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
more like shutdown
cant even get to it
"Did you spill the whisky? You did, didn’t you? Okay, go ahead and eat the floormats."
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 11, 2010 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
I kinda want to see one on Bo Reign
probably not enough info to do one on him, but he’s a good conversation piece around here.
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
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Woke up today to my brother watching The Last Waltz
Played Xbox/watched footbawl all day
hopped on EDSBS some
dad cooked steak since I was home
watched the LSU game/Cam Newton blowjob
Watched Pony Excess
Now going to sip some slizzard, whatever that is
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Haha, slizzard
Like a (b)(6), Like a (b)(6)
/OpenThreadLawJokes
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Dec 11, 2010 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Running behind tonight...
SHIT. FUCK. BALLS.
by Infield Elephant on Dec 11, 2010 11:43 PM EST reply actions
Much like the 3 gallons of chili consumed today
The Muschamp hire has yet to be digested, yet is still causing me some discomfort.
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well, I have others."
Is either fan base happy about this?
I never really understood the fascination with Muschamp. Yes, he was a good coordinator, but neither Texas nor Florida has to settle for an unproven quantity. In the long-run, I think the Horns benefit from this….unfortunately.
by AgAstraPerAspera on Dec 12, 2010 1:02 AM EST reply actions
Muschamp = Florida's Version of ND's Charlie Weis Desperation Hire Dept
I like Fl, but this hire makes no sense.
It is almost Notre Damish.
ESPN Classic should have a series about hilariously shady booster stories
Highlight a different school/era each week in football or basketball. It would easily be their most successful show ever.
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Dec 12, 2010 4:57 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
the Saban web
So the Saban web continues to envelop the SEC.
Wish to see an absurd sense of entitlement...
Check out BON right now. Feel free to vomit in terror.
My alma mater's attempts to induce player commitments with $$$ filled me with such pride last night.
COMPETE, GRITTY RICE. GRRRR. Lather those palms like the big boys.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Dec 12, 2010 11:02 AM EST reply actions
If those Rice teams in the early 80s were paying players
I think it’s safe to say we are the worst cheaters ever.
by ScreaminOwl on Dec 12, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And y'all are such nerds
one would think you’d be really good at it!
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Dec 12, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
what comes out of a chinaman's butt?
RICE!
RICE!
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Dec 12, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
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