JON GRUDEN TELLS YOU THIS GUY ISN'T INTERESTED.

THIS GUY just isn't interested. Or maybe he is. Or maybe he isn't. But you know what you have to love? THE PASSION. He's in. He's out. He's movin'. He's making things happen ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD. He's got Miami fans excited because THEY KNOW HIS NAME. THEY SEE HIS FRECKLES ON TELEVISION. They respect THE GRIMACE SPOTS.

LOOK AT THE GRIMACE.

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THAT GRIMACE HAS A SUPER BOWL RING. It runs an offense that hasn't ever worked with any consistency or high degree of success at the college level. He'd probably put his brother as offensive coordinator. ARENA BALL IS WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR HERE HAVE YOU SEEN HOW MUCH THEY SCORE? THIS GUY just knows he'll be a success because he's got negligible college coaching experience and THAT'S JUST WHAT MIAMI NEEDS! Have you seen his thighs? THIS GUY'S GOT SOME REAL STOVEHORNS I TELL YA. He hasn't recruited at the college level since 1989 BUT LEMME TELL YOU HE FLASHES THAT SUPER BOWL RING AND IT'S OVER. 

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