CAM NEWTON AND THE CAST OF NATIONAL TREASURE

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Yeah, Martin. The Feds are getting involved, if only to dip their toes in the water and see what's up. Shit just got reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal, or the Federal government has just joined the vast pro-Auburn conspiracy.  

PAWWWWWL NOW I TOLD YOU ALABAMA'S GOT POWERS SEE ALABAMA CONTROLS THE FED AND URBAN MEYER'S IN LEAGUE WITH THE CATHOLICS SO THE POPE CALLS THE FBI WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS RUN BY OPUS DEYO THE RASTAFARIAN CATHOLIC LEAGUE THAT CONTROLS THE WHOLE CHURCH AND THEY GET IN WITH THE TREASURY AND THE CUSTOMS PEOPLE AND THEN OBAMA SIGNS OFF ON THE WHOLE THING BECAUSE HE WANTS AUBURN FOOTBALL GONE BECAUSE WE'RE A THREAT TO HIS PLANS TO TAKE OVER THE NATION WITH THE NATIONAL PARKS POLICE WHO WE KNOW ARE ALL CONTROLLED BY LSU GRADUATES IT'S THAT DAMN FORESTRY AND ECOLOGY PROGRAM THEY GOT IT'S THE LIBERAL GREEN HIPPIE CONSPIRACY THAT SMELLS LIKE CORN DOGS PAWWWWL AND IS CONTROLLING THIS COUNTRY.

THEY ALL IN IT TOGETHER, PAAAWWWWWWWWLLLLLLL.

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