By request, the Finebaum Open Thread is now open. If you are not familiar with Finebaum, think of it as an AOL.com sports forum from 2000 or so whipped to a jibberishy froth in a blender, then consumed and regurgitated by an angry forklift driver calling from a hot warehouse with crystal meth in his system and a fentanyl lollipop in his mouth. It is as close to pouring the deranged South in your ear as you get shy of listening to a Lynyrd Skynyrd album while watching your boat get repo'd, and today they'll be discussing Cam Newton.

This will be unremarkable, reasoned discussion. Click "Listen" here, and comment below. 

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