OPEN THREAD: GEORGIA TECH AT VIRGINIA TECH
by Spencer Hall on Nov 4, 2010 7:00 PM EDT
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Dammit. What is this crap? Who's Sandman? And why do we want to enter him? I ain't entering nobody on command, much less some dude. I got nothing against Jews, mind you. But this man is strictly I'm asking questions but you know I don't give a rat's ass, because I'm Paul Johnson and I love four things.
- Option football
- Picking my teeth with a crowbar
- Chicken gizzards
- The thought that one day I'll die and not have to deal with big reeking sacks full of vagina blossoms like you.
Some lawyer wrote this about us.
Virginia Tech at Georgia Tech (7 units) (THURSDAY (TONITE), 7:30 PM ET, ESPN): I host a football handicapping competition at my website called The 2010 Cheddar Bay Invitational Reality Football Extravaganza (pick four ATS each week, at least one NFL, and at least one NCAA, and pick one of the four each week to count three times). The competition is is named after a dream deferred when I lost a Browns-related wager to someone who, had I won, would have been required to spend 8 hours in my kitchen on a football weekend wearing an Eric Mangini apron (we would have made one), and baking Red Lobster brand Cheddar Bay biscuits and mixing frozen Lobsteritas for however many people I could have fit in my house.
I'm telling you this for two important reasons, in no particular order: One, is that I'm waiting to receive a cease-and-desist letter from Red Lobster's lawyers about use of the Cheddar Bay name, because I'll probably be able to retire once I get that. To a leather recliner just beneath the letter framed on the wall behind it. A portrait will be commissioned, and that will be fine for me. Probably.
The second reason I'm telling you about the Cheddar Bay competition is that the guy who's in first place, @jimkanicki, is on an 8-0 run over the last two weeks, 11-1 over the last three (3-0 on the weekly "money" picks). Worse, this guy is tweeting at me to wager on Arkansas State on a fucking Tuesday (+1.5 over MTSU). Final score, Ark. St. 51, MTSU 24. He told me Ark St. "first got on [his] radar with a convincing cover at IU."
Okay. So Kanicki's pick of the week this week is Virginia Tech. He says Beamer will want to put on a show tonight. Which is to say that Boise State is the third-ranked force of dominance this season behind the Ducks and Bad Action, and the James Madison loss was just the right wing conspiracy's chemical reaction to the Hokies' loss to the Broncos. All that's well behind Beamer's Boys now. This is another easy one.
I ain't even readin' that. Pass me the crowbar. I got some ass to beat, and you've got some to kiss: mine.
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Might want to have a medic nearby.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
Does the Bottomline count?
Because if it does, at the rate I’m going, I’m going to lose the ability to read.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Nov 4, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
/puts on my Sunday finest tin foil hat for Finebaum tomorrow
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Nov 4, 2010 7:09 PM EDT reply actions
Turkeys: obnoxious to hunt. Beeeees: obnoxious pretty much always
I will bet on the hokies.
This stuff'll make you a...sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
Either way,
The drankin’ started just prior to 7:00. Good chance I’ll be calling in sick to work tomorrow as a direct result of drowning my impending sorrows, tonight.
/chugs
THWG!
If the Hokies lose, I'm blaming Sean Glennon.
I’ve blamed him for 4 years now and I don’t see any reason to stop.
One of his few good games
was a couple years ago in a Thursday night GT game. He followed his natural instincts by throwing passes to the team in the opposing jerseys. VT temporarily fixed this by giving him a GT jersey.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
Someone broke into the locker room and stole his jersey and the RB's jersey, right?
I seem to remember that being the reason two VT players were wearing GT jerseys.
by bagelfuzzynuts on Nov 5, 2010 8:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't know.... give it the smell test
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
I guess you've never been to Athens, Ohio.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
ESPNU
if anyone was wondering where to find this glorious game
if anything, tune in to see Athens in early November which is about the most beautiful place on the planet.
Hey, finally another reason to watch ESPNU
after dropping $5/mo. to add it for the Miss St. game. Great investment.
Somebody want to give me a pick for Saturday
I’m already set with picks on these four:
Baylor @OkSt
Bama @LSU
TCU @Utah
Arizona @Stanford
If anybody’s got a good one for a fifth, I’m all ears for this week’s Mad Wagerin’.
by Cleveland Frowns on Nov 4, 2010 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
Why?
Why? Why? Why? That’s what I need to know. That particular one is tying me in knots.
by Cleveland Frowns on Nov 4, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't bet against South Carolina at home
I’m not saying you should bet with them, but I wouldn’t go against them in Columbia. The only loss the last two years is a one score defeat to then-#1 Florida.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Nov 4, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I need WHY's
though “fade Texas Tech” all season long isn’t a bad one.
by Cleveland Frowns on Nov 4, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah.
Mizzou outright because Tech has been on a three week slide, fields a lousy defense, and racked up all those points against teams with vastly mediocre defenses than Mizzou. Gabbert should have all the time in the world to dissect them.
If you wanted to do Hogs v. SCAR, SCAR outright because ARK is on the road, where they have been poor, Childs is out due to injury giving SCAR’s pass D some relief, Lattimore is back and Spurrier will be successful in a ball control offense.
Either or.
Disagree
Tubs looks like he might actually start the better QB – Sticks.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 4, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, this guy really was getting in my ear about Arky State on a Tuesday...
http://twitter.com/#!/jimkanicki/status/29517985964
I know all good runs come to an end, but when you’re doing it with Arky State on a Tuesday, you probably have some more gas left in the tank.
by Cleveland Frowns on Nov 4, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Washington State to cover @ home vs. Cal.
Washington State is actually competitive @ home, and Cal has been atrocious on the road.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
WHAT GLORIOUS WEATHER WE ARE HAVING HERE IN CHICAGO.
It’s snlaning.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah.
Weather channel says snow tomorrow morning in Purgatory. 7:30am circuit analysis class can’t come fast enough.
Le sigh.
I guess we had a pretty good run. At least it didn’t snow before Halloween.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Some people claim that a giant ball of fire crosses the sky every day.
I don’t buy it.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw it today. I don't know when I'll see it again.
It’s usually around late January that I forget the sky isn’t actually grey and the ground isn’t actually white.
What is this "snow"
you speak of? We only get hot, hotter, fuck me I immolated, and rainy in Mobile, AL.
San Diego
It’s 95 degrees in downtown San Diego today. It didn’t get this hot the entire summer.
by SanDiegoDevil on Nov 4, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
That Dude
needs to get different sunglasses.
Any different sunglasses.
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
Hey, Bubbaprog
Are you going to be doing screenshots for both games?
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
Did anybody get a screenshot of the steam punk hokie?
Or maybe the guy with the Estrada glasses. Both were nice.
Guessed wrong
Option football
Picking my teeth with a crowbar
Chicken gizzards
The thought that one day I’ll die and not have to deal with big reeking sacks full of vagina blossoms like you.
I thought you were going to go with really, really poor defense
LADIESSSSSSS AAAAAND GENTLEMEN
UNDER THE DIRECTION OF DR. RICHARD SUK
WEEEEEEEE PROUDLY PRESENT
THE MOST EXCITING BAAAAAAAAAAND
IN THE LAND
THE OHIO UNIVERSITY MARCHING 110
Turner Gill wouldn't stand for this.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
The director's name is dick suck?
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
Cam Newton
I’d lying if I said I didn’t do a Maury Povich style dance when I heard the news. Fingers fucking crossed.
I've literally been in pain for 3.5 years,
no bullshit. This is the best I’ve felt in over a year. My pain just melted away and the biggest shit eating grin I’ve ever had is now impossible to get off of my face.
Homercles cares not for beans
And Joey C. does not care for ACC football. But Thursday night television is a harsh mistress.
That’s actually not true, but football wins every time.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
I'm with you.
Signs and wonders, Comcast bestows upon thee DA U for no extra charge!
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I HOPE NO ONE THROWS A MACCIDENTAL INTERCEPTION.
IT WOULD HURT THEIR CHANCES FOR MACCESS TO A BOWL GAME.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
But how eye-scorchingly bad will Virginia Tech's uniforms be tonight?
Inquiring minds want to know.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 7:39 PM EDT reply actions
Believe these are the relatively normal ones.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
News
Tyler Watts comes out and admits S. Garcia requested a surfboard, game cube, and 6 pair or Rainbow sandels to play in Tuscaloosa
If that's football, I'll stand on my head and piss over that goalpost. - Coach Ronnie Shelly
RE:
I heard stan White brokered the Newton deal.
FUCK YOU MACYS
FUCK YOU IN THE ASS.
/now i have fucking rent stuck in my head.
//fuck fuck fuck
///can this day get any worse
////O HAI, MOONSHINE
My only argument is you're stupid.
525,600...
BOTTLES OF BLEACH ON THE WALL
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
525,599
AFTER SATURDAY NIGHT IN HAPPY VALLEY
/get it
//cause i drank it
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
ATTN
TOUCHDOWN OHIO
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions
Not a fashion Expert
But navy blue suit and merlot colored tie is the wrong move for Mr. Palmer.
Also – I took under 58 points tonight for 4 units
ESPN's wardrobe director is colorblind and has cataracts?
Noooooo.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't know why other schools don't run out to music like VT does with Sandman.
LSU could run out to “Runnin’ With the Devil”.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
Surely Bim Skala Bim's cover of Brain Damage would be more appropriate.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Nov 4, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
UNC: Mo' Money Mo' Problems
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
by OHokie on Nov 4, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Give it a couple of years
GT and VT will continue to dominate the Coastal, and the rivalry will grow.
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
The ACC is far too adorable for that to happen.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 4, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Al Groh is Roger Sterling
…in 20 years, with lung cancer.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 4, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions
Wait. There's not really a Cheddar Bay?
/cancel Spring Break trip to Wisconsin
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 4, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
These guys lied to me too. I never forgave them.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 4, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
you mean Jerry wasn't a race car driver?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Nov 4, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why would you ever go to Wisconsin?
Except to Madison.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Snowbound misery looks exotic if you grew up in Southern California
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
IT WORKED THAT ONE TIME!!! AGAINST MIAMI!!!!!
Clearly, we should do it every game.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING!?
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions
Drano.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Nov 4, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
O HAI
Let me refill that for you.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
The ACS/blanx cocktail
2 parts bleach, 3 part flaming gasoline, topped with the hind foot of a favored pet.
Served neat, obvs.
*clinks glass of Liquid Plumber because I'm poor*
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 4, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A BIG FUCKING MUG OF AT THE OFFICE WORKING ON A PROPOSAL THANKS FOR ASKING
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Sorta working on a proposal at the house and drinking rum
you should stay home more.
Hey Oliver Luck, I absolutely hate that WVU is "the winningest college football team to have never won a National Championship". You think you could do something about that?
Red Bull at the library
Procrastinating on a paper about the different forms of authority used in Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet.
Leinenkugel's Nut Brown Ale
And it SUCKS.
My roommate is drinking the Goose Island Mild Winter and it’s real solid.
This stuff'll make you a...sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
You probably already know this
But Sam Smith’s is so much better
And Rogue’s Hazelnut Brown Nectar is magical.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Leine's usually gets it done.
Odd
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 4, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I just don't like wheat stuff
Don’t care who brews it.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 4, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
SAMUEL JACKSON
/fucks fat bitches in no time
/might even fight a lawya or two
You sold me...queer giraffes.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Nov 4, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Prepping shots
For the Josh Nesbitt Fumbles Drinking Game
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 4, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions
That was last Saturday
Now, there is only peace, and a neverending parade of injured cornerbacks. If we combined them, Reanimator style, we might make half a DB.
And a very good evening to you, sir!
Oh, do you have a football contest this glorious weekend? My, how unfortunate. I, for one, will be enjoying a most restful and happee bye week!
/worries about bye week’s running quarterback
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Indeed, sirrah, we do!
We’re about to deploy a DINO (Defense in Name Only) against Coach [Redacted]. I anticipate making the Fighting Illini look like Oregon.
At least, I have bleach.
I’m taking the bye week against you, but I am laying the points.
And I can guarantee that W F'n V will not lose this weekend
because we also haz da bye.
Hey Oliver Luck, I absolutely hate that WVU is "the winningest college football team to have never won a National Championship". You think you could do something about that?
Hey, y'all! I brought the
Dibs on purple!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Nov 4, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions
The blue raspberry is surprisingly just as shitty as the rest of them
Which is to say it isn’t worse.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
How I know I'm a better person than I was 10 years ago:
I stopped worrying and learned to love the option.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
TOUCHDOWN!!!
BEEEEEESSSS!!!!!
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
ESPNU has a custom logo for all NCAA teams
by Bubbaprog on Nov 4, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Wow. That's truly adorable.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
That's pretty good.
I really enjoy the GT one.
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
Go Bobcats!
Hey Oliver Luck, I absolutely hate that WVU is "the winningest college football team to have never won a National Championship". You think you could do something about that?
Significantly better crowd here than last night.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions
TOE MEETS LEATHER MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
- Al Ciraldo
/Imayhaveparaphrased
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
Y WOULD U LET SOMETHING LIKE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION GET IN UR WAY?
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions
The Oregon/Washington game isn't until Saturday.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
priapism- you get cramps
I shit you not
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
does Viagra cure third degree burns?
because that’s what you get when you grab the hood of an overheated car without wrapping your hand in anything
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yes,and a bottle of drinking water will stop classic cars
from overheating in the Mohave.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 4, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I want to scream- FIND AND FIX THE LEAK BEFORE YOU DRIVE DUMBASS
but whatever. You do only have to get burned once not to ever want to do it again.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He has a ladyfriend waiting in Barstow
and only haz 2 hours before the pill wears off.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 4, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
wow. this.. sucks.
/beamerball'd
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
HEY
you can’t blame me for this one, pal. ORSON MADE PAUL JOHNSON MAD AT US. THIS IS BULLSHIT.
by Cleveland Frowns on Nov 4, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
SKYLINE MOTHERFUCKERS
“STARRING” LT. BATISTA FROM DEXTER
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 4, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions
I'll admit, I LOL'd.
But that could be the warm fuzzy feeling in my intestines from the Drano as it eats my entrails.
I FEEL HAPPEEEE!!!
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Nov 4, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
In the morning you will awake remembering nothing
and feeling like death.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Good.
That’s about what I’m shooting for.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Nov 4, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Hop skip and go naked
it does taste like draino smells. And the results are the same.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It makes the pain stop!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Admittedly
It is fun to say.
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
It wouldn't be exciting
if we didn’t have a crappy defense to balance out our offense.
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
Ah, death by a thousand papercuts.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions
ACK
Holy crap I hate paper cuts
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
This is looking like FSU '09 all over again.
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
Oh please God yes.
I would LOVE for our offense to be that effective for once this season.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Shitty beef?
Or shitty chicken?
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
SAFTY GUARANTEE!
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
BUT DO THEY ACCEPT THE PAY PAL?
Or Western Union?
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Nov 4, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
In or out?
in right?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Lament for VT's sillyness
… if they do anything other than pass every play against the non existant GT pass defense.
THWG!
Excuse me, SEC fans, I was at happy hour this evening.
How fucked is Auburn?
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
BOO JACKSON
IS A MAN
Always good when your QB has two 1st-quarter touchdowns, one rushing and one receiving.
Señor Prog:
¿Where does one find those ESPNU team-inspired logos? Thank you for your time.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Holly's made it official.
Open thread for PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL tomorrow.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Nov 4, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions
Wow, GT actually stopped a 3rd down
Grofense works?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Nov 4, 2010 8:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm drunk
recs are like likes on facebook, rgiht?
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
It will. Heck of a DC, awful HC. GTech is the team I’m most scared of in the ACC. Wow, that sentence is awful.
Satans pipes just blew out
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That last part is crucial.
Aren’t the fanbases (read: AD’s) fairly happy with those coaches?
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Clemson could miss out on a bowl this season
And Miami got dickstomped by Virginia and FSU. When this was supposed to be ‘The Year’ for Randy to pull it all together.
GT GETS A STOP!!
BEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
Hey
He called it VPI by it’s proper name.
EAT THAT HOKIES!!
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
I used to think it meant Virginia Penal Institute
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
The future Toronto Argonauts!
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
no way
chan galey will lead them to the promise land.
ppppppppppppppppppffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttt my hands hurt from typing that
anyone else freaked out by the cows?
just staring, watching, waiting
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Rece with the call for the ages.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
yes
very much so. double major french & journalism, met her in my first newswriting class. best friends, never escaped the friend zone.
oh, yeah, she was ROTC too. now married.
I dated a cheerleader in college
It was great for all the reasons that you would think dating a cheerleader would be. Hot? Check. Always enthusiastic ? check. incredibly flexible? check. constantly eager to please? check. It was awful for all the reasons you would expect it be. Incredibly Shallow? Check. Insecure? Check. Jealous that I wanted all her cheermates? Double Check
I had some of the wildest nights of my life with that girl, then it ended in a flaming ball of crazy. Last I heard of her, she was faking a pregnancy to keep the guy after me around.
I think she is the reason I don’t like short girls anymore.
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
I had a short, crazy, skinny ex
I still like everything about that type but the crazy. Hell, I’d take the crazy, as long as it was a lowered level of crazy… or the same with a higher level of hotness.
I’m too shallow to dive into
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 4, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know the level of crazy you've dealt with
But this girl once threw a fresh out of the oven piping hot pan of lasagna at me because I got a phone call from a girl in my study group.
She also started a full blown brawl at my favorite cousin’s wedding, a wedding in which I was the best man, by accusing one of the bridesmaids (a girl I went to HS with) of wanting me because she we were a little too close on arm in arm walk down the aisle."
I’m still not allowed in the Hyatt on Nicollett in Minneapolis.
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
"He.............should be gone, and is!"
Cat got your tongue, Rece?
I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.
Poor Rece. He needs a hug.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
So, Nesbitt's a helluva player
But he’s clearly not going to be a QB in the NFL. It seems like he’s too slow for most other positions. Does he have any hope?
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
So glad VT had a bye week
What the hell where they doing on defense with the extra time to prepare for an option attack?
Obviously
they hired Bob Diaco as a special consultant.
/AAAAARGHGHAGH I HATE YOU YOU USED CAR SALESMAN
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I will try to pull for Ohio,Bubbaprog
but they look too much like the Jets. I have issues.
/please don’t yell at me
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 4, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions
Paul Johnson...
is not impressed with BeamerBall
Waiting for a fumble or muffed punt isn't normally a winning strategy.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Ad for Duke football on tv now
don’t quite know what to say.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Christ, Blair.
Get it it in the endzone already.
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
I was gone for an hour and a half
And the world asplode. How solid does the Cam Newton story seem?
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 4, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions
If the NYT is talking about it
it’s usually well sourced, and might be a big ass deal
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It seems to me...
… like karma is a bitch. Especially for dumbass kids who steal laptops and throw them out of windows (and the Universities who hire them).
Man, the VT Thursday night thing
doesn’t seem to work anymore.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
dumbass MAC refs
call a “helmet to helmet” penalty on this play extending Beefalo’s drive
He hit the guy’s chest with his shoulder, textbook tackling.
Are they playing this one in Florida?
I thought the annual ice age had begun north of the Mason Dixon line?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Not politically correct in any shape
but our Indian Summer just ended just under a week ago.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Nov 4, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Refs really suck at labeling helmet to helmet contact
any time someone gets lit up they throw a flag. It should only be for high hits (neither player is lowering a shoulder). Basically, it should only be called on players like Reggie Nelson
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 4, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently Ed Cunningham's hate-on for Nebraska
has extended to former coaches.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 4, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't care how much Auburn paid Cam Newton
as long as they didn’t reduce funding for the Exploding Dog Department.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 4, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Off Topic
But can everyone tip their caps to Sparky Anderson?
He made a young blanx, and the rest of Detroit, very happy in 1984. A truly classy gentleman, and a legend in the game.
by blanx73 on Nov 4, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
*pours out a shot of bleach in Sparky's honor*
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Did he run the Big Red Machine in Cincy?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Cap tipped
I was a Reds fan as a kid and switched to the Tigers when they fired Sparky. Losing him and Ernie in the same year is awful for Detroit fans.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Allow me to toast everyone here tonight with my Stadol inhaler
/quit drinking because of perma-hangover
/misses beer
Alright guys, stop everything and give me super-serial advice
I have no reason to wake up tomorrow and i have a bar less than 75 feet from my door. How trashed should I get tonight (note that I’m not there now because they’re hipsters who don’t like football so I can’t watch football there).
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 4, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions
hipsters. fuckem
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
hipster beer bar
with a very good selection of micros and imports. I don’t mind the lack of TVs because it’s the only place I can consistently get a variety of Dogfish head on draft of in bottles.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 4, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Are there hipster girlfriends ...
you can talk outta their skirts?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 4, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Some nights.
Mostly, they just like to smoke cigarettes and talk about things that I don’t care about.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 4, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, at least you have good beer
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 4, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, it's hard to explain to friends
Me: “well the girls are kinda lame, the conversations are average, and there’s literally no TV entertainment.”
Them: “why are you going there?”
Me"because I fucking love beer and I like being able to crawl home.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 4, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Never a bad reason
One summer when I was working in Pittsburgh I lived across the street from a bar. It was a good summer. There’s definite value there.
it's literally inside of my condo complex
so awesome. I love dual zoning.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 4, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I only smoke weed*
I couldn’t tell you.
*I don’t smoke weed if you like hiring people who don’t smoke week and have somehow found this post on this blog and know who I am
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 4, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I also can't type
which has nothing to do with weed, srsly.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 4, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Dogfish on tap?
Attack.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Get outrageously drunk and fight everyone in there
and win.
Go now, young prince. The Lord wishes this.
This stuff'll make you a...sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
I'm heading up at 8:45
gotta pace myself, even if I’m going to get chocolate wasted. I don’t want to run out of money or burn out before the weekend begins.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 4, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
You have inspired me.
I think I’m gonna get drunkola tonight.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yesterday was my brithday, and the celebration was mostly p[ut off until tonight
Based on the way I typed that title, you know how I’m doing.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
That beer was our last hope.
No. There is another.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Ways to get hipsters to buy you beer:
1) Find one as he leaves his table of hipster friends to get drinks
2) Ask him if he’s heard of some fictional local band
3) Act shocked when he responds that he hasn’t
4) Whisper into his ear that you’ll tell all his friends about his ignorance if he doesn’t buy you a Dogfish 60
5) Repeat
6) Profit
This stuff'll make you a...sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
by Old South on Nov 4, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good stuff
I mostly just say “I’m being ironic” a lot. Everyone seems to like that.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 4, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Srsly?
Even our hipsters like football.
/whatever, I liked [insert shitbag band here] before they became popular
/GOD FUCKING DAMMIT CUTLER WHO THE HELL WHAS THAT TO?
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
on PBS
Suffice to say, in my inebrie…fuck, how do you spell that? drunk state, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT ALAN CUMMINGS IS SAYING.
My only argument is you're stupid.
What the fuck?
The subject line to that is supposed to read: "My wife wanted to switch from VT/GT to “Sherlock” on PBS."
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Nov 4, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you using Safari?
Mine likes to fill in the text boxes with previous things I’ve written.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
or not post images
that’s been cropping up lately for me
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
it's 3:15am in Moscow
and combined with an epic hangover (today was a state holiday) … the last thing I need is to watch GT’s “defense”
This group is going to kill me before this season is over.
Yes and no
There’s not that much to do in Athens, but unless things have changed since I was an undergrad, the stadium won’t be full on Saturday either.
by Tracer Bullet on Nov 4, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks like that crowd is literally in the tens of people.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
I had no idea that game was the ACC Championship game
//catchthefever
by Albino Tornado on Nov 4, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
do the tailgate tents
back up to the field? If so, I may have found a new favorite.
Mick Jagger don't play no guitar
is he not a rockstar?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The poorest selection this side of Vanderbilt.
Not under any illusions.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
Duke's not so bad- better than a certain small liberal arts school
There is…. another.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's for lovers!
Not necessarily attractive lovers, mind.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t know, the young ladies heading to the student section when SC played UVA in Charlottesville seemed perfectly attractive…
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
This is backwoods virginia we're talking about.
Have you ever been to blacksburg?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I dunno...
my experience with the scene in Blacksburg screams subpar. and I went to a small liberal arts school
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
all the ugly ones went to Penn?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Penn makes up for it with attractive Asians
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Nov 4, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Setting themselves up for success. What’s the inverse of “shiksas are for practice”?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Yeah, but...
VT is still a good distance away from DC. It’s closer to WV than DC!
by ShawHall2006 on Nov 4, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone reasonably hot goes to UVa
… fewer prospective husbands major in welding.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 4, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Baby indeed.
Yeesh
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
they showed the other cheerleaders earlier
(seriously, anybody got the screencap of the cows?)
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
does that count as
looking at child-pron on the intrywebz?
everybody!sorry bother your time a min,
by thetennesseethumper on Nov 4, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Basketball coach Seth Greenberg's daughter is impressive, at least.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
So if you want to make any waves on ESPN
a player’s incomprehensibly tragic death won’t even get more than an AP cut & paste on your team page, but accusations of paying for a player gets INSTANT HEADLINES!!!
Noted.
by jakldawg on Nov 4, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
It was a dig at Bristol Palin.
I will avoid any further comment to avoid the wrath of Orson re: poltical stuff.
I honestly don’t want ESPN to try to cover stuff like that. They would screw it up horribly.
Transitive Rankings: It's not who you beat, it's who they beat. Post Week 9: Big Ten and all FBS
Reality has a little-known Northwestern bias
NU prez knows how to get PUMPED
Do you really want them covering the funeral?
Because if they were covering the funeral, they’d be talking about it every half hour.
//sogoddamnsickofhearingaboutZenyatta
by Albino Tornado on Nov 4, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Not funeral coverage or anything
just a tasteful, respectful mention of what was a great young man on any broadcast would have been…you’re right. Not really ESPN’s “thing”.
They would have to compare it to previous sports-related funerals
Hank Geathers led the NCAA in scoring and rebounding. His was clearly the greatest NCAA funeral ever.
Why are we limiting this to college?
and so on
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Nov 4, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
5 minutes into catching up on Thursday night
and my ears are already bleeding from the Craig/Jesse combination suck.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
HOP SKIP 'N JUMP
LOLOLOLOLOL
I’m waiting for the game where Rece snaps and just fires a pistol in the air to scatter them.
He should shoot CJ instead.
I mean, why waste the bullet?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Or, as blanx73 would have it,
the PuPu Platter.
/ohohohoho tired jokes are funny
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I award you no points, Jesse Palmer.
And may god have mercy on your soul.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Fortune cookie wisdom
“Simplicity and clarity should be the theme in your dress.”
/always listens to food
//Goodbye, pants!
Damnit
I’m not having chinese for dinner tonight and you just reminded me of that.
/massive craving for general tso’s
BRING IT ON!!!
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
For the record....
CPJ is 0 for about 20 in trying to draw opponents offsides with that style of play.
THWG!
It doesn't fucking work anywhere.
I hate when people do that – in no small part because it’s usually a situation where you should be going for it.
Not often (ever) do I say this but
Way to go Applebees. That’s pretty awesome.
Hooooooome is where the heeaaaaaaart iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 4, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
that northern exposure DJ
sure has had a great career since that show cratered.
more applebee’s anyone?
Mercedes can say it's for "falling asleep at the wheel" all they want
We all know it’s for DUI.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 4, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions
Tony LaRussa sees no difference.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Jim Harbaugh neither
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Nor does the coach of Ohio U.
Yeah, he got roofied. Suuuuure he did.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 4, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I JUST DRIFTED INTO THE OTHER LANE!
[hic]
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
/opens door
/car full of martini pours out
//eats olive
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Strahan talks like an electric car.
/av’d
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Who holds back the electric car?
In the last couple years of his career, pretty much every offensive tackle.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 4, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Have they shown the Axe "keep your balls clean" commercial yet?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
The longer, less censored one is great
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 4, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn’t this like making fun of the retarded?
by evenflow58 on Nov 4, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I try to avoid dissing the obviously disabled
foetal alcohol is a serious problem
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
one on left
is bending a biscuit
everybody!sorry bother your time a min,
by thetennesseethumper on Nov 4, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
SEC, PAC 10, Big 12 South, FSU, or Miami
Why do males go to any colleges outside of these?
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 4, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
When I build my time machine
I’m going back to my senior year of high school and, in addition to giving myself sporting events to bet on, telling young me to go to Oregon.
I think I'd give myself powerball numbers on two separate occasions
Both ridiculously huge jackpots. Even if hitting the first set off some butterfly effect where I didn’t win the second, I’d be filthy fucking rich.
Then I’d go to at least 9 colleges and earn roughly 4 degrees.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 4, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
That's too easy.
I think I’d like the idea of being a sports betting oracle where people ask me for picks. That’s assuming that sporting event outcomes are pre-determined. Maybe this isn’t a great plan after all.
$60,000 + salary
starting right after graduation
/GT
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
Having sex in college with reasonably attractive girls >>> that
This stuff'll make you a...sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
no soccer team?
but there was UCSB. Why didn’t I go there?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The nice thing is that every locally-owned business in Eugene...
… plasters posters of the cheerleaders everywhere as an expression of “school pride.”
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
I went to UF undergrad, wised up and attend FSU law
In no way do I regret either decision.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 4, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
work at Duke,
date carolina girls. Dudes are outnumbered 2:1!
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oregon #1 in BCS
BCS
uhn
tea
tst
stc
!sh
!!!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Nov 5, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
They were actually gonna go for it
until Austin Barrick decided it was time to take a shot of Derp-juice.
THWG!
PJ occasionally has come out of a TO and gone for it anyway
the penalty ultimately prevented it from happening
Georgia Tech has to have the worst O Line in the country
if nothing else, they’re fucking stupid as shit.
THWG!
I can confirm.
I done seen it with my own eyes.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Hi, I'm Ben Jones from the University of Georgia
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 4, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Related:
SO GLAD the photographer found two white guys for this photo.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 4, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I have absolutely no clue what GT's DL does ...
I swear they just stand around and watch the opponents offense. Just awful
GT Defense MAJOR fail
that was an easy ball strip on that run to the side. He held it out on a platter. LRN2PLAY DEF. kthx.
THWG!
GT should hire GERG to fix their defense after this season.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
lol - everytime GT blitzes, Taylor looks only for the TE
so what do GT’s derptastic LB’s do? leave the TE wide open.
Orson Charles rec’d this.
I am not drunk, just overserved
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 5, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
I take like 4 minutes off and the comments explode by a million
How do y’all manage drinking, eating, watching the game AND liveblogging together?
This stuff'll make you a...sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
You forgot the cocaine
The cocaine helps.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 4, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Lots of practice
with one-handed typing.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Rece mocking the ref is fun.
Probably the most fun he has in between HERP and DERP.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
What on earth
is a Jersey Mike’s?
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions
It's a very average sub.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
Think Blimpie
Only still around.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Does anyone else know the pure joy that is Lenny's
Holy shit, I could eat 12 of them.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
BOUT IT BOUT IT
I would slather that chili pepper relish on hogshit and devour it
You sold me...queer giraffes.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Nov 4, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright, it's beer time. I'll check back in when I can't feel feelings
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 4, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions
I'll drink one for Tyrod too
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
So much fail on both sides
Transitive Rankings: It's not who you beat, it's who they beat. Post Week 9: Big Ten and all FBS
Reality has a little-known Northwestern bias
NU prez knows how to get PUMPED
WTF?
fall down dammit
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
MOST TYROD MOMENT EVER.
Have five minutes to throw. Bob back and forth. Throw pick in endzone.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Nov 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I can't even stand it
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
by Joey C. on Nov 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Magnets man, Miracles
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
GOOD JOB ON THE INT
YOU ARE A MORON FOR NOT TAKING A KNEE
That was absolutely horrible to watch.
ACC FOOTBAW!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Georgia Tech defense is fucking stupid as shit
Dominique Reese tried that same shit vs FSU in 2008.
THWG!
heeheeheeeheeeeheeeheeeehawhawahawwbwahhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhlulz
everybody!sorry bother your time a min,
by thetennesseethumper on Nov 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
HERP A DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP.
ACC FITZBAW!
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
Holy mother of God
That was the worst pass rush of all time, followed by the worst throw of all time.
It was a Derp hattrick
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
Time for a 25-yard option.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
Fuck beer.
I’m switching to shots of whiskey.
Defense shows a glimmer of hope followed by INTENSE DERP.
Offense, not to be out done…
THWG!
Vurra nice.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
DERRRP
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Mmmm
backwardsfense.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
AAAAAAHHH
Derp.
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
HRNG
DERP HERP.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
BLITZ ERREYONE AHHH
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Nov 4, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
Why the FUCK would you call a pass play on 3rd and 3?
We complete 38% of those. That is an actual stat, not a lie.
he saw that shit coming
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Followed by a 3&out with a false start
Hard not to agree with your complaints about ACC football.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
What the HERP is this DERP?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Beamerball's Beamer
and bailed out by the refs (true beamerball)
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
DERP DERP DERP
PJ has tried to hit too many home runs this year and not just stick to the basics. That stuff is killing us.
Again
with the Beamerballllllllllllllllll
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Nov 4, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
fuck.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
/beamerball'd
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Did somebody say arm punt?
-Terrelle Pryor
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Nov 4, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Chainz
wrong direction.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions
Is that 6 derps in a 5 play sequence?
Transitive Rankings: It's not who you beat, it's who they beat. Post Week 9: Big Ten and all FBS
Reality has a little-known Northwestern bias
NU prez knows how to get PUMPED
chain gang hustle
everybody!sorry bother your time a min,
by thetennesseethumper on Nov 4, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions
Beamer Ballz DERP
FYI the “WALKING DEAD” coaches UNC’s special teams as well. Hence how bad they are.
good. kill some clock before the inevitable TD and responding VT TD
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This situation requires more alcohol.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Would anyone like to play a fun game?
Shot for every fumble?
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions
DANGER WILL ROBINSON
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Alcohol poisoning
….sounds like a great idea right now.
by Malovex on Nov 4, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Already put in for a sick-day tomorrow…SOOOOOOO YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Nov 4, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Good thing you said fumble and not turnover
or you’d be dead.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 4, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I know I'll miss this in May and June
but this is fucking horrible. And I know from terrible.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 4, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions
holy fail
everybody!sorry bother your time a min,
by thetennesseethumper on Nov 4, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions
so... net punt to the twenty?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
GT says OUT DERP THIS!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
38% passing FTW.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
Holy ACC FUN
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Nov 4, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions
I seriously think I know that girl with the red-thing orrrrrrrrr her twin or something.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Nov 4, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear God,
why do I even bother watching this game?
I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.
Stop fulfilling stereotypes about black quarterbacks plz
This stuff'll make you a...sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
May not be HAM yet
But we are at least at applewood smoked bacon
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 4, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
Apparently the DERPes
is particularly active tonight. I suggest medication.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Cure for Derpes?
moar alcohol
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
LIVIN' ON THE EDGE
Sure. No class tomorrow.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
turnover rules of thumb.
like… fumble after you get hit (not before)… throw picks when you have less than 20 secs time in pocket. basics. #vatech
distract.
ok,, that’s better.
cannot. stop. watching.
everybody!sorry bother your time a min,
by thetennesseethumper on Nov 4, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
/friend walks into the apartment, sees the acc feetbaw
First words: “I need beer and cigarettes.”
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
Turfman's Single-Malt Scotch
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
And Weapons-Grade Plutonium for Gentlemen
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
PJ is channeling his inner DERP tonight
There is no reason to ever throw the ball when we’re gashing them like this. If GT throws the ball again this game, it’ll be a travesty.
Again...fullback running wild....
Ignore him in the red zone.
Makes perfect sense in the Dave Rader/Steve Addazio universe into which PJ has now lurched.
I stress “lurched.”
""Three things can happen when you throw the football, and two of them are bad" - Darrell Royal
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
If you do not stop the fullback....
He will get it on the option three million times.—Bear Bryant/Barry Switzer/Darrell Royal, etc.
It was my understanding that was a Woody quote with some arguing it was General Neyland? Anyone ?
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Nov 4, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. No. Maybe.
I am not drunk, just overserved
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 5, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
"Tonight's Intelligent Move"?
This game?
I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.
Tonight's intelligent move!
too much irony
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
a perfect fit
outside of the ability to pass on the occasion when needed
What if he's like Henry Rowengartner
and it makes it better?
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 4, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
rather see David Sims than Tevin Washington
Tevin is slick running the option, but kind of undersized
It's like they're daring him to run
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
What a fucking Derpfest
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
Virginia Tech holding and no flag forthcoming?
I am utterly surprised
They're letting it go both ways
but I’m seeing a ton of it tonight
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Ron Cherry calls giving of the business
He knows not this holding of which you speak.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HAHA- Holding? Penalties? it's just... BEAMERBALL
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Um, chess match involving Al Groh?
No, Jesse. No.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
checkers maybe
Candyland probably
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
More like Candy Land.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
hey that requires at least a modicum of dexterity
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
TIC TAC TOE
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Has anyone ever seen
Al Groh and Tom Coughlin in the same room?
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
Kind of
When Coughlin coaches in a really cold game, you can see his facestuff peel off and reveal his true form
TOO SOON TO MAKE WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE ANDY IRONS JOKE
/twitch
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Dr. Lou talks to an X-games star?
God I hope its not Andy
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"Never let the facts get in the way of a good graphic"
Someone slipped some snark into Craig James’ programming.
Halftime
Putting my girls to bed, breaking out the alkyhol
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
shes encephalitic
it bugs me.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
What the hell is going on here, Kanicki?
Finally got in front of a teevee.
by Cleveland Frowns on Nov 4, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
I guess this covers it...
not like I shouldn’t have known.
by Cleveland Frowns on Nov 4, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
The Office during halftime
Those gifs up top are making me feel funny.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 4, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
"Two senior QBs are not supposed to make mistakes like this."
John Saunders has no idea who is playing tonight.
Oh, Auburn fans.
Just…oh my.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
Kenny rogers should have known when to fold em
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This face could have nothing to do with the corruption of amateur athletics.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
It could, however, be strapped across its owner's skull too tight.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
How's life on the red planet?
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't know. Can't get there till rocket summer.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
I'm from Nashville.
The guy that wrote that bought me fries at McDonalds.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
BAD CHICKEN!
MESS YOU UP!
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
To repost my mini-flame from FTRS:
I hold the greatest respect for CPJ
but dear God…
that man has got to put 2 and 2 together at some point and realize NOTHING GOOD CAN COME OF THROWING THE F***ING BALL! If anything, drop back for a pass, instruct the oline to break apart the pocket and open up SOMETHING for Nesbitt to run through and send all the receivers out wide to distract the secondary. Open up the middle for a semi-decent designed run.
FFS!!!!!!!
/drinks
/takesashot
/drinksmore
/stabs"U"GAstuffeddog
THWG!
by gtg991z on Nov 4, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
or at least
until a wr of the caliber of CJ or DT signs with GT
For the love of all things sacred
even CPJ himself said when they go to the air it is with the intent to “go over everyone’s head”. So why in the blue hills of bumblefuck are we running a pass play in the fothermucking red zone!?
One good derp deserves another? Win, sir. Win. CPJ must’ve swallowed his mouthful of ’backy before the game and that shit was tainted with the spirit of Jacory Harris.
THWG!
CPJ doesn’t trust his line. Running a pass is a wrinkle for GTech’s offense. This will be a good team in 1-3 years. They should win their division in year 3
I'm drunk so I can't really tell.
Is this ironic, because it is year 3, or are you saying 3 years from now?
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
oh. Well then I agree.
I think highly of our coaching staff generally. I just can’t figure out WTF is going on with this season. It’s like, last season when we needed a ball to bounce our way it did. Now it doesn’t.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
do you accept the paypals?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Freek is destroying the ShaggyBevo statues thread
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Nov 4, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
too much win
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Jim Harbauh can be a bit of a dick on the field- friend of mine did chain gang at Davidson when he coached at USD.
Are we surprised? He gave autographs after the game.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Chicago City Council will vote to outlaw alcoholic caffeinated beverages.
Lincoln Park erupts in protest.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
So my Red Bull-Vodka is now illegal?
Or is this just mass produced stuff?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
I think just the Four Loko types.
Combine at your own risk.
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Wheaton RIOTS!
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Shaun White's chest hair is inside my comfort zone.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
They let him out of the office
Oh god, he’s loose in the country
on a side note
Apparently he was one of the speakers at some sort of motivational seminar in Atlanta this last week
"It's dark, and there are wolves after meeeeeee..."
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Best skateboarder in the world?
disagree.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I like that Ryan kid
Man I thought he was all hype until I actually saw him skate
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
HHHHNNNNNNGGGGGG
Sheckler is a disgrace
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
so good... he's like watching a videogame
I haven’t picked up transworld in years, but I make a point to watch the street at X and he was awesome!
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Between his TV show and Proactive commercials
I just loathe him. Watch “Bag of Suck” by Enjoi skateboarding. Easily my favorite.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Lou Holtz + Flying Tomato?
I'm too angry to sing.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 4, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
Shaun White asking Dr. Lou for life advice?
Have I really been drinking that much? Or not enough?
/takes another shot
by Malovex on Nov 4, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Its never a good thing when
the “GINGER KING” ask the “Missing Link” for advice?
by Nudoworldwide on Nov 4, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
what if my fish live in my bong?
should i drink what the fish drink?
everybody!sorry bother your time a min,
by thetennesseethumper on Nov 4, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
well yeah...sorta...
…kinda like that time when Aunt Sheila touched….never mind
he actually had reasonable advice?
it was coherent. I’m not sure I ready for that.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm going to need to know
what the reasonable was.
by Cleveland Frowns on Nov 4, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
when you find yourself doing something
ask if it
a. will help me be the best (whatever) in the world
b. will make my family or finances better off
c. is something i like to do
if none of the above, stop doing it
Category c. is especially helpful
/enjoyslotsofthings
by Cleveland Frowns on Nov 4, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly.
I was thinking: drinking pretty much is a nono w/r/t 1 and 2, but 3? DRINK UP PAULIE!
I am not drunk, just overserved
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 5, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
uh ... did that just happen?
What.The.Fuck
It’s 4:15am, I’m going to just write that off to lack of sleep and too much vodka.
Not enough Vodka. You might remember that tomorrow.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
I'll go to see it.
If only for the scene where they all go to church at the end, someone crippled walks for the first time, and a 35 year old woman realizes just how blessed she realiy is. Oh, and I’ll go on opening night if it’s set in Cecil Newton’s church.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
ask bubbaprog for some screencaps
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
ACC Championship Game is Dec 4
Without checking my calendar, can I assume that’s a Thursday night?
Oh Shit I can actually go to that
Charlotte?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Wanna guess how much footage The Doc ever say of White performing?
Yeah, I’m gonna say zero, too.
Nesbitt is officially out
shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
If we stick with Tevin the entire half, we're screwed.
If we put Sims in, we have a shot.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
You underestimate the Hokies ability to crap themselves
GT’s backup will lead a game winning 99 yard drive in the 4th quarter.
I’m never going to forget the moment Dr. Lou seemed to understand Shaun White’s female problem of getting just oh so much of it.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Nov 4, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
No way she goes to GT
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I approve the hell out of that GT commercial of the girl on the drums
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Our commercials have been pretty solid in recent years
Except that abortion two years ago.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
The tricycle one?
because that was an abortion to end all abortions
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Look, the Mini 500 is fantastic.
You wouldn’t understand.
This is the abortion of which I speak.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
They didn't do a great job of conveyiing how the mini 500 is interesting...
especially how it was supposed to attract my 18 year old mind. Which was concerned with only a couple of things, really
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
When Harvard is more convincing in its pitch in those departments, your admissions office is in trouble
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Our ads are really quirky and entertaining, okay?
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
ok
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
We had the second-highest GPA/SAT/whatever in America in this year's incoming class.
And 35% women!
/glugglugglug
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
You make Duke sound appealing
that’s hard, trust me
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
And yet, somehow, I love this place.
I’ll be the first to admit it makes no sense.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently the Ramblin' Wreck isn't subject to frictional forces
… or rotational inertia.
//eat that, lawyas
by Albino Tornado on Nov 4, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
do remember that the URBZ daughter goes there. she's pretty hot.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hell, South Dakota's got a nerdier school than Georgia
Go check this.
The odds may be good, but the goods will be odd.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 4, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
How *is* it having 10 socially challenged nerds awkwardly drooling over you at all times?
To be fair, it probably depends on the school. Michigan Tech, for example, is probably more terrifying than anything else to a female student.
For what it's worth, she actually is.
She was on the drumline a couple years ago when I was.
Proof
It’s hard to see, but she’s playing bass 1 in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf_NFUEyhWM
STAY AWAY FROM THAT ROBOT YOUNG LADY
If it’s designed by Tech grads, it’s also a Molestobot.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
Speaking from pesonal experience
I assume.
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
Perhaps the young lady is a Georgia Tech sexbot
with machine gun jubblies and whatnot
by Albino Tornado on Nov 4, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
speaking of robots Orson...
check out Phoenix w/Daft Punk in Madison Sq. Garden….enough Frog rock to make you cream your jeans
http://pitchfork.com/news/40466-daft-punk-join-phoenix-at-madison-square-garden/
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
by diego tutweiler on Nov 4, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow. VT guy makes a right play on the "ball bouncing near the sideline" play.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
smooth start, GT
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That's like a bunch of preschoolers
God.
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
See the screen on 3rd and 8
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Really, you could just Mad Libs it.
" Name of ACC Offensive Coordinator is matching wits with Name of ACC Defensive Coordinator "
Example:
“John Shoop is matching wits with Mike Archer "
As a Southern Boy, I'd just like to say..
Jen Brown + Plaid = Good.
That may not be an accepted Geometric Theorem but it should be.
JUUUUUST a bit overthrown.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
At least they didn’t run DAVE…….
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on Nov 4, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually
I’m a first year grad student at UF, VT was my undergrad. I WAS PROMISED COMPETENT OFFENCE, DAMMIT.
JFC, Stinespring.
3rd and 8 and you call that play? Just because Groh is a moron doesn’t mean you have to help him.
See also...
“The Heisman usually goes to a player on a winning team”
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
I just tune him out
I figure if he says anything worth hearing, the sudden cessation of all activity here as you all pass out from shock would be my clue to rewind the DVR so I too can pass out in shock.
Nah. AA.
He didn’t do shit for my Earth and Atmospheric Sciences lab, which was due tonight, BTW.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
So... is there an award
for most penalty yards earned in a season?
GT has to be in the running…
THWG!
*FANFARE*
STAND UP AND CHEEEEEER
CHEER LOUD AND LONG FOR OLD O-HI-O
FOR TO-DAY WE RAISE
THE GREEN AND WHITE ABOVE THE REEEEEEEEEEEST
OUR BOYS ARE FIGHTING
AND WE ARE BOUND TO WIN THE FRAY
WE GOT THE TEAM
O! H!
WE GOT THE STEAM
I! O!
FOR THIS IS OLD OHIO’S DAY
Depends on if Nesbitt is healthy.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Football-related offense
or insult-to-all-that-is-football offense as well?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
a fracas!
everybody!sorry bother your time a min,
by thetennesseethumper on Nov 4, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
Wow - that's some great officiating.
Does the ACC have a hockey league, or is this just a 2 for one special?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
They let them play in the ACC
Unlike ACC basketball refs, where you get whistled for looking cross-eyed at someone (except for Duke, who are allowed to take chairs to opponents without getting called).
great pass from Washington
Yet another drop by Hill
Kitna Palmer hands right there.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
I'm sorry, but I almost pissed myself when I saw this
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
by Joey C. on Nov 4, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 12 recs
Small, fast. RichRod recruit!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Yknow...
If that girl shows promise at her age, I’m willing to bet in a year or two she could outrun Michigan’s defense.
keep looking, there's more and better
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I can haz link?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
It's in the Shaggy Bevo Thread
linked in the original post of those statues. Starts on page 5
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
that is insane
where are these weird statues coming from…surely not official Texas material
They put them on some legendary/honorary walk by the stadium
Or something. I thought I read something like that.
I don’t know. I’m drunk.
THE SCHOOL PAID FOR THEM!
at least in part
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No,you are still coherent
This sign is now posted by the UT Co-op,Thanks,Deadspin.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 4, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
awesome opossum
everybody!sorry bother your time a min,
by thetennesseethumper on Nov 4, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
When being chased by a bear (read: Bruin) one need not be faster than the bear
One must simply be faster than your companions.
In this case the little girl is out pacing MCCCOY (thanks boddagettaflyer)
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
RollTideTA just posted this over on ShaggyBevo.
by dmoney350z on Nov 4, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
so, so rec'd
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
96 year olds are prohibited from wearing bright orange afros
This stuff'll make you a...sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
Craig James fellating Tyrod Taylor.
This should come with a TV-14 rating.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
well that's an image that's not going away
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Sorta like this game
“However, as Foster approached Beamer, "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Frank Beamer."”
saw her on Walking Dead the other night.
yiiich
everybody!sorry bother your time a min,
by thetennesseethumper on Nov 4, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
VT's strategy for the remainder of the night....
call long pass plays, wait 20 sec for the pocket to deteriorate and for mid-field to break wide open and then… run Tyrod, run!
THWG!
GT is countering by rushing three who never cause the pocket to deteriorate
and hoping he passes out of shock.
Transitive Rankings: It's not who you beat, it's who they beat. Post Week 9: Big Ten and all FBS
Reality has a little-known Northwestern bias
NU prez knows how to get PUMPED
DEFENSE!!!!
BEEEEEEESSS!!!!
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
Occasionally
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
As much as Beamer like punting . . .
. . . it’s a miracle that he never moved on to coach in the AFC North.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Question for ACC fans
HOpefully this doesn’t come off sounding flame-baiting, I’m really curious:
After the bowl game with Iowa last year, where Norm Parker’s defense thoroughly, utterly crushed and denied the triple option offense, did GT’s coach change anything? Has every ACC team just studied film of that game and tried to mimic Iowa? Or does the ACC just suck that much this year that they can’t figure it out yet?
I dunno about the ACC
but PJ had a ton of success against the same teams every year in the SOCON. It could just be that they’re better at executing it
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm of the opinion
that VT spent their bye week staring at the ceiling and eating paint chips. That would explain a lot, actually.
That's called "Tuesday" in Blacksburg
Transitive Rankings: It's not who you beat, it's who they beat. Post Week 9: Big Ten and all FBS
Reality has a little-known Northwestern bias
NU prez knows how to get PUMPED
It's more like
Paul Johnson is the absolute master of this offense.
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
So how does that explain the Iowa game?
Is GT using some spectacular freshmen they didn’t have? Did the team really just improve that bloody much?
Or does it make Norm Parker the absolute master of stopping it?
Like I said, just curious. Not trying to pick a fight.
See O's post about the Oregon offense.
It’s not a matter of “figuring it out.” The issue is blocking/shedding blocks. We got whupped at the LOS against Iowa.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
And better players on the LOS
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Nov 4, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
To answer you as concisely as possible:
No. The game vs Iowa meant jack shit. It was a bowl game. GT has a long-standing tradition of not showing up to bowl games. If that were the case, fuck Iowa, look at the Chic Fil A bowl in 2008.
THWG!
Aha!
I can relate to this. Mark Dantonio has yet to win a bowl game for us here at Michigan State. Regfardless of how the Big Ten shakes out this year, I’m going to be nervous with any bowl selection this year because we suck so much at it.
To be fair, those were both terrible matchups for us.
In 2008, we could beat anyone who wasn’t really good but got slaughtered by those who were (see: OSU, PSU, Georgia). In ’09, we had half our secondary suspended against the Dread Pirate Leach.
Given the circumstances,
I was extremely happy with how much of a fight we put up against them. I honestly was of the (drunken) mindset that we could have just kicked everyone off the team right then and there that had been involved, and we wouldn’t be so bad.
We had a lot of people do their damndest in that game.
Uh, against Texas Tech.
Yeah. Working on #9 of a 12 pack. My bad.
I thought they hung in fairly well against UGA
Granted a lot of that was UGA being stupid, but they played about as well as they could against a team with a lot more talent on the field.
That's true, that one did end up relatively close.
If memory serves, Georgia went on a quick run at some point that blew it open (we led 6-3, Georgia scored 3 TDs in a row) and we never really got much going on offense until it was irrelevantly late.
Unfortunately
Not every ACC team has a defensive line like Iowa (or LSU and Miami before them) that allows them to create penetration on virtually every play
^This.^
A good DL destroys the triple option.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
Though an offense like the triple option
looks particularly bad when they aren’t winning the battle up front
Yup.
There are fewer ways to cover it up in a triple option offense.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
Big and fast usually beats small and fast.
GT’s option works because most defenses aren’t good enough up front and don’t have enough time to prepare. Put them against a nasty D-line that’s been watching tape for a month and it can get messy. In fairness, CPJ’s only in his 3rd year there, so he is still getting the linemen he needs to really run his offense.
So GT takes advantage of weak ACC D-lines?
Is the ACC notorious for this?
I’m guessing then that the triple option/Georgia Tech would be ripped to shreds if they regularly played teams with huge D-lines, like Big Ten or SEC teams?
The ACC isn't notorious for any one aspect in particular.
Clemson has a big D-line, and we beat them twice last year, and then last week happened.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty much.
Look who they’ve lost to recently (outside of Kansas):
LSU
Miami
Iowa
Clemson (DaQuan Bowers)
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
On the other hand
Clemson is 1-3 against GT under Paul Johnson so it’s not like their defensive line has shredded the offense
Also, Dabo was their coach for all 4 games.
We were his first game as head coach 2 years ago.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair
LSU when motivated and on their meds can pretty much kill anyone they play. The problem is you never know which version will show up in a game, and their coach is a loon.
I don't know about ripped to shreds
They’ve done okay against UGA, I think. They’d look great some weeks where everything clicks, and they’d have some weeks where they would just get run over at the point of attack. I think pretty much any scheme can work anywhere if you have the horses to run said scheme.
You have to remember that the ACC is rife with idiot coaches. Mickey Andrews couldn’t figure out how to coach against the option and he was, historically, one of the best DCs in the conference. UM obliterated the GTech offense last year. Also, CPJ treats bowl games as a bonus for a team. Iowa came out with a good plan and executed it. The ACC is near the bottom in BCS conference rankings but is still better than most, if not all, non-BCS conferences top to bottom.
I just don't think I've ever seen
a QB have THAT LONG to have a picnic in the backfield. No scrambling required…
THWG!
it takes practice and discipline
it is one thing to practice for this team over 3 weeks, another in six days
"God can't save you from me"-Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
How about from this game?
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 4, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Slow DERP
is still DERP.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
It's not a "figure it out" thing
Very few teams have utterly dominant DL’s like Iowa had. When you can play 2 deep zone and stuff the dive and QB with just your DL and your LB’s can chase the pitchman without worrying about the FB/QB it’s fairly easy to defend.
Iowa played a completely vanilla scheme and just asswhipped GT’s OL all night long.
One of the goals of the scheme
. . . is to cover up for undersized O-linemen with scheme and quickness. But if you can consistently overpower those guys while staying disciplined on gap assignments, then it’s a long damn night for the offense — particularly if you can also get a two score lead.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
exactly...
GT…False Start, 3 yard run, 2 yard run, 9 Yard run, False Start, Punt
VT…9 Yard Run!, 11 Yard Pass, Incompletion, 2 yard run, 3 Yard run, Punt
And the cycle continues
Ugh
This looks terrible. I miss Nesbitt SO MUCH!!!!
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
They way they're playing now,
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
"I'm going to play counterpoint here, maybe not go for it on 4th"
PAUL JOHNSON DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOUR IDEA IS
by Malovex on Nov 4, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
Washington has to do a better job reading the dive quicker
He’s hesitating on that read every play and it’s screwing with the timing on everything.
People don’t understand how fucking complicated playing QB for PJ is. There’s not really a single “just hand it off” play.
Is it me,
or is that a “Little Hokie” down there?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
yeah, he probably needs to zip up.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
Tyrod Taylor
channeling his inner Blaine Gabbert.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
He's not sure-handed in the mesh.
He has to hold it out like a stretch play. Nesbitt is able to make it happen in a close style to make it harder for the D to read who has it.
THWG!
Georgia Tech's victory
lies purely in the hands of our Grohfence playing flawlessly.
I love my BEEEEEEEEEEEES and I’m faithful but dear Lord this is terrifying.
THWG!
GT Gameplan: Give Taylor 10 seconds, watch him fuck up.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
but not guard the TE
ever
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
So much for the open short route, Tyrod
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Uhh. you do realize that was the GT defense, right?
Going for it was the only sensible course of action.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Palmer acting like VT losing to James Madison
then winning the ACC is somehow surprising.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Didn't the DB just fall down?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Pattern for GT.
Last two games, opposing team scores on the next play after a very very questionable call that gives 15 yds and instant 1st down.
THWG!
VT two years ago?
Yes, I’m still angry.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Game Title Contest
My submission: “The Never-Ending Facepalm”
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Nov 4, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Derp: a moving tribute to Steve Addazio
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Dumb and Dumber.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
Tech and Techerer?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
It's the sniff thing that does it for me.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
It looks like
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Fireworks?
For you second touchdown of the night. Really, VT?
They stocked up
thinking this was going to be another 44-7 night.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
Those fake weights
should at least LOOK real.
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
Time for another fumble.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
HELUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
BJ Bostic WILL take a kickoff back to the house
possibly in this season. The boy runs like a pro.
THWG!
Orwin probably won't.
But he WILL truck some bitches in the next couple of years.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
He meant in the county.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
Blacksburg High has something to say about that, I think
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It was all part of the master plan
And as a W&M alum, I really hope we beat JMU so I can shout “TRANSITIVE PROPERTY BITCHES!” to my VT alum friends.
Since you asked...
W&M beat Villanova who beat JMU who beat VT.
Transitive Rankings: It's not who you beat, it's who they beat. Post Week 9: Big Ten and all FBS
Reality has a little-known Northwestern bias
NU prez knows how to get PUMPED
Ah. I was confused because your version had the same number of teams as nuftw’s. Granted, there were more AQ teams in yours.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
The other problem
It’s harder for me to remember the teams when it gets to 4 or more. Though more entertaining when busting out a 10-team string.
Virginia Tech lost to James Madison who lost to Massachusetts who lost to New Hampshire who lost to Rhode Island who lost to Fordham who lost to Holy Cross who lost to Georgetown who lost to Bucknell who lost to Cornell who lost to Wagner who lost to Duquesne who lost to Monmouth who lost to Sacred Heart who lost to Bryant University who lost to Central Connecticut State who lost to Youngstown State who lost to South Dakota State who lost to Delaware who lost to William & Mary
Transitive Rankings: It's not who you beat, it's who they beat. Post Week 9: Big Ten and all FBS
Reality has a little-known Northwestern bias
NU prez knows how to get PUMPED
And in my freshman year of college
W&M beat Temple, who beat VT. Meeting my high school friends over Thanksgiving was awesome that year.
Washington
has zero field vision.
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
PUT SIMS IN
The backup backup QB is always the most popular guy on the team.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
That's just what our O-line needs.
A guy leaving because of injury. And of course our backup QB gets sacked on the next play.
Predict the next disatrous gaffe:
1. INT
2. Safety
3. Defender falls down
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
3
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 4, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
4. Two penalties by the same team on the same play.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
EDIT: by the same player.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
PJ is going to have to go with David Sims here soon
Tevin is just getting overwhelmed.
Chris Ellis scaring him (I wouldn’t exactly say chasing, given that Ellis never touched him) out of the back of the end zone in 04 was the most Reggie Ball moment ever.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
Impressive
The same individual managed to hold twice
making up for lost time and flags
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I believe OHokie called that just above...
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Impressive in my book
is the same individual roughing the passer and pass interference in one play.
THWG!
ron cherry laughs in the face of paradox
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I guess I should rephrase it
The same player got called for holding twice on the same play by ACC officials
CLICK CLACK MOTHAFUCKA
- Craig James
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Rece just wants to do cardio
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
who measures vertical by total height? that's just stupid
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That's a way to measure your ability to go get jump balls.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
And Then acts like a dick about it?
Craig James, that’s who
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I love how throwing into the 5th row of the bleachers
doesn’t draw Intentional Grounding since he was outside the tackle box and all.
Let’s not let logic get in the way when making rules.
THWG!
Taylor is a dirty little punk
If a DE did that, he’d get a 15 yard penalty.
Just found this at the Shaggy Bevo thread
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Nov 4, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
VT takes the lead
on this drive with a huge penalty against the GT defense. Probably a questionable penalty.
That will be the game.
THWG!
They're replay the UNC ending from last year
Give up a tying drive, then fumble when trying to kill the clock and go to OT.
Or as we say at GT, "friday."
Thursday’s not okay, because people have tests and shit. And Saturday is questionable.
/engineeringschool’d
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
As clarification, I'm sure VT is the same.
I’m just less familiar with the stats for your school.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
You're probably right
Though at my school, there are no bars or social life to speak of. Williamsburg actually has an ordinance banning bars, so there are 3 places to drink called “delis”.
Nah
Tyrod’s going to channel his inner Grossman and fuck it, I’m going deep. For a pick, which will then result in a safety.
Tyrod's got a 67-step drop deep down inside him.
You know he does.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Nov 4, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
And given the pass protection he's had tonight (or lack of pass rush from GT)
That’s actually semi-plausible.
And apparently Nesbitt's done for the year with a busted arm.
This is why you don’t throw the ball, Paul.
/get hit with crowbar
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Nov 4, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
THAT'S NOT DERP
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Poor Tech (jawja)
they played a good game up until that interception/forearm death.
Stop trying to throw reverse jinxes
VT is more than capable of urinating this game away. They’re dying to choke this one.
what about...
Al Groh’s mystical tucked in sweatshirt powers??? If he unzips that jacket the tide will turn.
That might push the world off its axis.
It would be like using an easy button to find an easy button.
I imagine
Groh still wears his bright orange UVA sweatshirt under his GT sweatshirt. No idea why, though.
I get the same feeling.
Every time I see a picture of him in GT gear, it feels weird.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
That's just like Clark Kent running into a phone booth.
Groh does the same, opens the door triumphantly, then the team transforms into Grohja Tech.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
VT should throw to their TE's every play ...
It’s not like GT is planning on covering them!
Holy Shit
Clemson Cocaine Tiger <<< Ohio Methamphetamine Bobcat
This stuff'll make you a...sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
HOLY SHIT GUYS I WENT UP TO OHIO
AND NOW MY NUTS ARE STAPLED TO A FORD CONTOUR WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 4, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
You know why Rufus was banned, right?
Rufus was banned after beating the shit out of Brutus the Buckeye. BUT HE’S BACK
That guy is a hero for doing that.
Fuck Brutus.
by ShawHall2006 on Nov 4, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Crazy Methamphetamine Bobcat >>>>> Gigantic Poisonous Legume
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
with the advent of mobile meth labs
we’re probably going to see every mascot east of the Mississippi suddenly become emaciated and covered with sores; alternately fighting and molesting each other in the stands.
Going to the Breeder's Cup tomorrow
any fans? good picks?
This stuff'll make you a...sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
Sparky Anderson was only 76?
He looked like he was 76 years old back when he managed the Tigers.
by Statesboro Blues on Nov 4, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
There's our one completion for the night
1/24, typically GT QB line
Reminds me of my high school the year they won state
Our QB’s line on a typical night was something like 1/4, 73 yards, TD.
Fixed.
GT’s first completed pass of the night!!
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
With that decision to NOT throw
Roddy Jones is officially the best quarterback in this game
Drunk, fired by a fucking clueless AD
tomatoes, tomAHtoes…
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Hippie
There’s only one in Lincoln – elected annually as part of a diversity-building program…
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
I was referring to Frank's DUI in Athens
Where he tried to rescind his plea and claim he’d been slipped GHB in his drink.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
BA, that you?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
I have an old friend who goes by your handle.
So, you’re probably not that friend. Well met, good sir.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Lemme guess: UNK grad?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Before Rufus hit the meth labs
His friends in Oxford, Ohio knew him as “Marley.”
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
To be fair, our first 2 drives were pretty good.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
shithavetowakeupatsixforworkandVTbetterfumbleintheendzone
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
it's called a turkey call
yes
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well, right now, it's more of a gagging sound
But the locals can’t tell the difference.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Good job by PJ to get away from calling triple option
Tevin wasn’t doing a good job on the triple option reads so went to simpler designed plays to speed up the offense.
none of our backups do.
Part of the reason I’m so high on Sims. Although he probably wouldn’t have been able to complete that one pass.
by ToStirItRound on Nov 4, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, Golden Eye is back
and it still looks like ASS!
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
Horrible.
FUCK!!!!!
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
That's just funny. I don't care who you are.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Nov 4, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
Very poor kickoff led to that.
No height on the kick, and no depth. That’s kickoff suicide.
He went plaid.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
What a game.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
THURSDAY NIGHT IN BLACKSBURG GUYS
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
I'm no Va Tech fan,
but the Sandman bit is pretty fucking cool.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Only unique thing we've got now,
since they took away “Stick it In”.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
The Hawkeyes enter the field at the start to that song.
by HawkeyeRecon on Nov 4, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
They do both, not sure which is first.
I think Back in Black is when they come down the tunnel and gather at the end of the tunnel and Enter Sandman when they run onto the field.
by HawkeyeRecon on Nov 4, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
forget our extravagant spectrophotometers
this is probably considered our crown jewels in this town.
Even if, you know, James Hetfield actually likes California teams.
At least their whole crowd gets into the action.
90% of the Nebraska crowd can’t even stand up, much less jump.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
DERP!
2nd and 17 kind of sucks for any offense. Yikes.
TEVIN WASHINGTON: ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
3rd & 17 conversion.
Wow.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
they also played Enter Sandman a second time...
in the last two minutes at that game. I literally wept. I’ve considered it a terrible portent ever since.
Never can forgive Josh Morgan for that
He’s on the freaking hands team and the onsides kick hits him in the damn hands.
Yuck.
I was at that game. First game I’d been to in a decade (since I was a student).
Fucking prevent defense.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
Driving back north postgame is a bad idea.
I’m usually starting to fight sleep by Roanoke.
I made it to Lexington that night on 100% pure rage.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
What a pass.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
I heard there were Derps here
I apologize. I was at dinner with my girlfriend effectively ignoring ACC football before having one of those animal reactions to natural disasters to freeze and then flee towards a television.
You were saying?
Transitive Rankings: It's not who you beat, it's who they beat. Post Week 9: Big Ten and all FBS
Reality has a little-known Northwestern bias
NU prez knows how to get PUMPED
What, the tranny in the middle?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 4, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Game clock started
But should not have. Previous play was incomplete pass, correct?
Bruce Smith getting closer and closer to the field.
Does he have any eligibility left?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Does Paul Johnson know he has three timeouts?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Doesn't need them.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
GT has three time outs
Now might be an ideal time to use one
Uh, why did the game clock start there?
Previous play was an incompletion, clock shouldn’t have started after the false start.
2nd and 17, 2nd and 15
Lets not try to make it easy on the backup QB or anything guys.
"They'll have to be expeditious."
/craigjamesfuriouslyflippingpagesinhisdictionary
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Jesse Palmer's wardrobe brought to you by JCPenney Outlet stores...
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Jesse advocates "fuck it go deep"
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Every day tomorrow at work when someone asks me for an answer to a problem...
I’m going to suggest to them a run-pass option.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Nov 4, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
he just always chooses pass
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
FUCK IT GO DEEP
oops.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
nice play by the cornerback
really nice
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
UGA vs GT....
The Battle for Bowl Eligibility.
by Statesboro Blues on Nov 4, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
Plagerism!!!
I said that last week after the coke orgy
by Rob_The_Slender on Nov 5, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
ROCK FUCKING CARMICHAEL
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
how soon does alabama
claim both the sec and national championships after auburn wins out, and beats the gamecocks in atlanta, and later stripped of the titles?
by yourgatoroverlord on Nov 4, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
I'm more worried about them claiming the ACC championship
This stuff'll make you a...sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
Is Beamer drunk?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
"Give Georgia Tech credit, they hung in there"
Nevermind that they had the lead for 3 of 4 quarters.
THWG!
by gtg991z on Nov 4, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"Give Georgia Tech credit, they choked that one away"
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
Moment to pontificate (puts on flame retardant underoos)
If you had told me that
1) GT would open the game with 14 points and look to be in 2009 form
2) Nesbitt would be lost halfway through the game, & we would still muster enough defense to stay in the game while Tevin “came of age” in a hostile environment against a prolific offense
I’d have told you give me some of that, it must be good!!!
I was at Lane tonight, and I couldn’t be prouder of how we represented Georgia Tech. I feel much better about the future. These kids have heart, the coaching is coming (if it’s not there already)… Good things are coming for this program in the future…
Maybe I should post this… Nevamind
by Rob_The_Slender on Nov 5, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Fans half-assedly storming the field
after beating an unranked team.
It’s the social drinkers that have the problem- they need others to validate their drinking. Drinking alone is the sign that you’re okay with your spot in the universe. - ElRocco337
Just think
If not for Kellen Moore’s clutchness, VT would be undefeated and probably ranked #1 or 2.
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
this would amuse me more
if it was associated with William and Mary or UVA. If they’re ever thinking of switching mascots, Phoenix would be a great choice. Maybe Edgeworth for UVA. The cravat would blend in seamlessly with the sweater vests.
Very strange call
I was at a bar the whole time, but heading out, I took a call from a friend at the game who was sitting int the south end zone. Apparently no one was planning to do anything like rush the field until an ESPN producer or someone else in authority had the ground crew open the stairs so students could go onto the field. What he saw was a guy with an ESPN jacket, followed by a camera crew, talking with the stadium security then waving his arms and shouting for the students to go onto the field.
I'm now quite drunk
the bartender had a baby up in the bar, and I was all like WHAT’S A BABY DOING IN HERE!!!?!!!!!?!??!!!" and she was all “let me hold the baby and love him and show everyone that I am clearly the mother”. That was a bit too much for me, mostly beca8se I felt like the baby should have already been in bed.*
*Not that I would have put the baby to bed if it had been mine. We would have gone on at least one adventure tonight.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 5, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions
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