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Five things I'm tired of this season.

By tired of I mean hate.  This has been done before but its always fun.

1.  Todd McShay:  For months now, Ive endured your man-crush on Jake Locker.  Now ESPN has you on to talk about college football match-ups and not just the players.  You, obviously, don't know anything about either and come off as such a prick that I'd rather watch <something graphic about Lou Holtz and Betty White here>.*

 

2. Pam Ward, Rod Gilmore,Anyone ESPN sends that isn't working on of the games of the week:  Hammond at NBC would be on that list, but there's no reason to watch ND.

 

3. Big Ten Coaches:  They are so boring.  Yes, Dantonio looks like an axe murder, and the Vest wears vests; but did any of them inseminate a turkey?  Spurrier isn't a quote worthy as he once was but still has a gem every now and then.  Kiffykins is mad dickish, Chip Kelly is a mad bomber, and Miles is a mad hatter. Hell, even the Big East has this:

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Is it a conspiracy to make JoePa seem lively?

4.  BCS Auto-bids:  If you're good enough to get in, then you're in.  Spots shouldn't be held for anybody.  I'd watch an NC State vs Syracuse Orange Bowl, but most wouldn't. 

 

5. Side-Line Reporters:  Do they add any value? Here's a sample of every exchange:

Booth:  And now we'll go down to the field to (Side-line reporter's name)

Side-Line [Screaming to be heard over crowd]:  THANKS (booth guy), I HAD A CHANCE TO SPEAK TO THE COACH AND HE SAID IS TEAM IS SCORING BECAUSE THEY ARE MOVING THE BALL OFFENSIVELY

Booth:  Sorry, but here they're trying to convert this third and seven <Play><Replay of Play><Another Angle of Play>

Back down to (Side-line)

Side-Line:  THEY ARE MOVING THE BALL WELL, BUT THE COACH DOESN'T WANT TO GET TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE RUN.  LOOK FOR MORE RUNS IN THE SECOND HALF

 


*That's for you johnj4310@aol.com, Turner Gill Honorary Chairman

 Predictor Picks:

 

TCU 34
Utah 20
Baylor 24
Oklahoma State 41
Boise State 40
Hawai'i 30
Alabama 32
LSU 26
Arkansas 28
South Carolina 34
Arizona 33
Stanford 35

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