The first shift comes to you live from Iowa, which has some lovely farmhouses, corn, and corn. Gameday has Tom Rinaldi actually counting the steps from the endzone as a segment of informational content, Northwestern fans have a sign announcing the Illini's defense as "Wrigley's latest no-hitter," and Chris Fowler just pimped Dan Wetzel's "Death to the BCS" live on-air. For an allegedly lackluster Saturday, that's not a bad start at all.
Oh, and we're taking bets on the total points scored in the Wisconsin/Michigan game. GO GO MAD WAGERERS.