Traveling, viewing, and drankin' agendas for the weekend:
ORSON (Middle America)
Bopping through the heartland for the Rivalry Road Trip and taking in Ohio State-Iowa.
EN TEEVEE: Nutt-Miles, Wrigley Field Death Trap, Vawls-Vandy, Utah-San Diego State.
EN DEEVEEARR: WFV-Loovll, Stanford-Cal, Army-Notre Dame, Arkansas-Missy State.
THE PASSES OF THE FOUR QUARTERBACKS WHO PLAYED IN LAST NIGHT'S UCLA-WASHINGTON DEBACLE AND COMBINED FOR A 39.85 QB RATING: Still spiraling through the stratosphere. Godspeed, forgotten pigskins.
This here is your open thread for Boise State-Fresno State, and whatever else strikes your fancy this fine evening. These here are your TV listings and coverage maps. This is your weekend. Make it a memorable one. [DANCE BREAK]