We've done a fair bit of work this week at the mothership about the utter deathtrap that is the football field at Wrigley, but there are two tidbits from the latest update that we thought you here might particularly appreciate: 1) "Illinois officials, including coach Ron Zook, visited Wrigley Field in August and had the 'assumption that the field would fit.'" 2) The field was built on specifications delivered to the Cubs by the Big Ten, WHO NATURALLY DIDN'T HAVE ANY CONCERNS ABOUT THEIR PLAYERS BUILDING UP ENOUGH SPEED TO RUN INTO A WALL AT THE BACK OF THE ENDZONE BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL QUITE SLOW, YOU MAY HAVE HEARD.