CAM NEWTON INVESTIGATION UNVEILS SKETCHIEST BOOSTER EVER
by Spencer Hall on Nov 17, 2010 5:30 PM EST
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We doubt the report of Milton McGregor's association with the Cam Newton case is anything to be taken too seriously in the FBI's investigation of the Cam Newton case. McGregor's already tagged with the Auburn brand due to a $1 million donation in 2008, and any and all questions around him are likely just hunting for links. The previous sentence is declared null and void in nanoseconds if anyone has a picture of Cecil Newton at Victoryland, the casino/ dog track McGregor owned and allegedly used to disperse bribes to Alabama politicians through rigged bingo machines.*
It is most likely a tangent, and one that shouldn't trouble Auburn fans too much. (The words "FBI Investigation" should be enough for all but the steeliest of souls.) It does allow us to post that picture of McGregor, and make mention that in the grand casting call of life when the role of "Corrupt, web-spinning, bribe-fiending dog track baron" is called, this is the man who wins the part exactly ninety-nine times out of a hundred. (The other time it goes to Charles Durning, but that's inevitable)
*YOUR MOVE, LOUISIANA.
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Denethor is currently dropping acid at Hahvahd,
and is Secretary of Defense in a parallel universe. He is, however, still a fan of bacon.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Well, that's just a shame.
Me and Mrs. Rev have a “Fringe” date every Thursday night.
Then we watch the show.
/rimshot
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Sweet mother of God
Are we sure he isn’t The Spirit of The South?
by SuperJew on Nov 17, 2010 5:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
*YOUR MOVE, LOUISIANA.
Our politicians have never felt the need to be that subtle.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Nov 17, 2010 5:34 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Do you really expect
a Louisiana politician to go all the way to the dog track to take a bribe?
That’s why God made rigged slot machines for both the home and office.
pleasemakeamovieoutofthisdebaclepleasemakeamovieoutofthisdebacle
"It's not gonna be free this time."
This is starting to feel like we're trapped in a John Grisham novel.
"It's not gonna be free this time."
Then I guess it will end
with Cam Newton’s girlfriend disappearing with all the booster money WITH NO GODDAMNED FORESHADOWING WHATSOEVER.
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Nov 17, 2010 6:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Believe that, son
Milton McGregor is the sketchiest PERSON in Alabama ever. The man’s whole career for the last twenty-five years has been built on pushing the bar in gambling in Alabama – first he took over the horse track, then oh noez the horsetrack will go under if it doesn’t have dog racing, and then the horses went bye-bye and now whoa, it will all go kerplunk unless we get slot machines, and then there was some sort of baroque cyber-cafe-sweepstakes scheme that quite frankly would make John Kennedy Toole, Flannery O’Connor and William Faulkner chuck their typewriters in the river and go back to drinking.
There’s a reason why my uncle asked me at Christmas “You ever seen that O Brother movie? Boy, that hit a little close to home, don’t it?”
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Nov 17, 2010 5:37 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
We have those damn cyber-cafe-sweepstakes places down here in Florida as well...
all built near retirement communities.
"It's not gonna be free this time."
"Come jahn us at Victoray Layund. You could be indicted too!"
It's a sure sign of impending societal collapse when we have so many grown men sitting around and arguing on the Interwebz about other people they don't know playing games that don't matter. But it can occasionally be fun.
I'll just leave this here...
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 17, 2010 5:44 PM EST reply actions
Who IS that?
And what magnificent eyebrows! I know owls that would be jealous…
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 17, 2010 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
That would be David Hemmings.
British actor, chain smoker, and lifelong alcoholic. Married four times, and politely waited until finishing his scenes for the day before dying on set in Romania.
George Washington - Golf Cart - Golden Dome - Alex Flanagan
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 17, 2010 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmm...sounds spicy. Pull his file...
Digital Viking comes back in a couple of months, right?
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 17, 2010 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
Good Christ, he got fat at the end there
And at first I thought that was the guy who played Adrian Markado in Rosemary’s; the subsequent flames just added to my confusion.
Hail Satan!
I always picture him as the coliseum announcer in Gladiator
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
Is there any way this can become more southern?
Because I have a feeling it is, and I need to prepare for the hilarity.
"Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I'll be back."
-Vigo the Carpathian
Got one
His down payment on the dog track was in moonshine.
"Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I'll be back."
-Vigo the Carpathian
by ConfusingJazz on Nov 17, 2010 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
Under those jowls?
Homemade biscuits.
You don’t want to know where on his person he keeps his emergency grits.
by Promeco on Nov 17, 2010 6:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He dueled his brother over the family poultry empire
and then took his widowed sister in law’s hand in marriage
"Your beard is weird" "Your stache is trash"
also
and surpirsingly not terrible
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
I wanna make this sucker GREEN.
Fuck yeah I’m rec’n it.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 17, 2010 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
Sweet
They’re coming to the Charleston Pour House next month.
Hey Oliver Luck, I absolutely hate that WVU is "the winningest college football team to have never won a National Championship". You think you could do something about that?
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 18, 2010 7:14 AM EST up reply actions
Nice to see he got back on his feet after his album-cover modeling career ended:
by SanDiegoDevil on Nov 17, 2010 5:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
FUCK YEZZZZZZZZZZZ
Man that record rocked my 6th / 7th grade right off.
Some of the ballads are a little limpwristed but hey, cockrock can’t be hard all the time, amirite?
BTW . . .
Don’t even head over to VictoryLand right now — the Oasis Buffet, Luigi’s, Satchmo’s and the Oasis Hotel are closed until further notice.
#learnedthehardway
Wind Creek in Atmore is LOVING IT.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Nov 17, 2010 6:20 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
THIS
the blimp was heading towards Mobile about 5 this evening.
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
Over looked...
that is a glorious tie.
/that man must have a cigar in his hand >90% of the time.
/he is the guy that buys the crazy expensive mint juleps at the Derby
Other Jobs for a guy in the South that looks like that:
- Corrupt Preacher
- Corrupt Banker
- Corrupt Politician
That's also called the cast of characters in the Cam Newton saga.
They also have their own hitman wearing orange, blue, and the # 90.
by Father Dawg on Nov 17, 2010 5:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Great Pappy O'Daniel
That has to be the ONLY picture of McGregor NOT in a seersucker suit.
Slight correction
McGregor’s bingo machines were probably honest, although it’s an open question on whether bingo machines are legal in Alabama. McGregor and his buddy Ronnie Gilley allegedly used the tons of money they made from running bingo parlors to bribe multiple state officials to affirmatively legalize the machines.
Durning in a landslide.
You think McGregor would ever blow up the helo he was in with a flare?
/Final Countdowned
"I'm gonna git them Dukes off'n that farm if it's the last thing I do."
“Rosco, take that mutt and tell Lulu to give more simoleons to Auburn – we got a program to ruin, son.”
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
I also thought that McGregor reminded me of J. D. “Boss” Hogg
but now, I see that Hogg probably didn’t have that magnificent mane McGregor is sporting.
Hey Oliver Luck, I absolutely hate that WVU is "the winningest college football team to have never won a National Championship". You think you could do something about that?
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 17, 2010 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
in Alabama’s biggest political scandal in recent memory.
Live in South Carolina..
Very aware of how easy it is to forget past scandals when a new one pops up every 3 weeks..
Lost in the OH NOES MILTON MCGREGOR Saga
Is the fact he plays both sides of the aisle (gotta have that suite for every ARN BOWL, not just every other year, you see).
So, if his money bought Newton, you can be damn sure Tuscaloosa is the next city to fall in Sherman’s March to the Sea, Part Deux.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Nov 17, 2010 6:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Yeah, Bama didn’t learn anything during the last ten years of hell, so we’re lettin’ some AU Alum/booster buy players for us too? That is rich.
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmm...MACtion (which purports to be actual, fair trade, shade grown free range organic football),
Or obsessing over l’affaire Newton?
I think we know what the mob chooses…
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Nov 17, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
If this were 1 vs. 100
Bob Saget would ask if you want to go with the money, or the mob.
Not sure there’s a huge difference in this situation.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 17, 2010 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
The mob must choose:
FOREVER LAZY.
This is an amazing product.
"I don't wear no Stetson..."
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 17, 2010 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
Christmas shopping?
"I don't wear no Stetson..."
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 17, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
It’s like a snuggie taken to a whole ’nuther level.
The CAM NEWTON OF SNUGGIES!
"I don't wear no Stetson..."
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 17, 2010 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
it steals your computer?
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
No crazy millionaire photo gallery would be complete without the following
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
He bought the world's fattest racehorse!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 17, 2010 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
Wouldn't be the first time
What a coincidence!. That’s from September 2009.
A Tuskegee woman is suing Milton McGregor’s VictoryLand electronic bingo operation, claiming that employees there escorted Birmingham Mayor Larry Langford to specific machines last month when he won more than $50,000.
by Big McLargeHuge on Nov 17, 2010 7:22 PM EST reply actions
So is this the open thread for the hot MACtion tonight?
Hooray football!
Honestly, I think the MAC will save Florida by taking Addazio off our hands.
NO FOG AT ALL.
"The second Patrick Peterson puts on an NFL uniform, Darrelle Revis becomes the 2nd best corner in the league."-Herm Edwards
No doubt.
"The second Patrick Peterson puts on an NFL uniform, Darrelle Revis becomes the 2nd best corner in the league."-Herm Edwards
We can only hope.
Maybe Urban can get his buddy a job at Bowling Green.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 17, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Tight Ends coach
"The second Patrick Peterson puts on an NFL uniform, Darrelle Revis becomes the 2nd best corner in the league."-Herm Edwards
A great recruiter?
Wha…? How? What does he do?
/could make Cam Newton joke here but opts not to beat a dead horse
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 17, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
lol
“rocket faithful”
"The second Patrick Peterson puts on an NFL uniform, Darrelle Revis becomes the 2nd best corner in the league."-Herm Edwards
Miami of Ohio's quarterback is named "Boucher"
Imma jus leave dis here:
FOOSBALL IS OF THE DEVIL!
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Re: Toledo's spazzy new unis
CLICK CLACK
"The second Patrick Peterson puts on an NFL uniform, Darrelle Revis becomes the 2nd best corner in the league."-Herm Edwards
Looks like there may be hundreds
yes, thats right, HUNDREDS in attaendance tonight, folks!
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nah, made the extra hour & a half down to Wind Creek
video bingo is legal on the Reservation!
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
/been to Victoryland
//the name LIES
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
ok, i lol'd
if you saw what a large portion of the partons looked like, you’d swear that was what they ate & drank. (ShatteredFinancesAndDreams)
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
That's kind of the cool thing about the MAC though
If I want to go see a Gator game I have to win the student lottery or pay a crapton of money (well, I suppose that’s inversely proportional to Addazio’s longevity.)
that is definately one way to look at it
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
You telling me you don't like chance?
Well, Addazio has one word for you:
DIVE
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 17, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
I imagine 2 years of meth studies is a prereq at Toledo
"The second Patrick Peterson puts on an NFL uniform, Darrelle Revis becomes the 2nd best corner in the league."-Herm Edwards
I actually do not doubt it
"The second Patrick Peterson puts on an NFL uniform, Darrelle Revis becomes the 2nd best corner in the league."-Herm Edwards
I saw that coming
BUT THE MAC FOOTBAWLERS DID NOT
"The second Patrick Peterson puts on an NFL uniform, Darrelle Revis becomes the 2nd best corner in the league."-Herm Edwards
gooooo
this’ll be everywhere tomorrow morning.
GET IT TO THA FREEK!
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
i think this guy would fit in a Deadwood scene rather well
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Poor Akron
"The second Patrick Peterson puts on an NFL uniform, Darrelle Revis becomes the 2nd best corner in the league."-Herm Edwards
??
theyre down 2 with thte ball & plenty o time
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
ahhh
/rustbelt’d
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
they're 0-10
in the MAC
"The second Patrick Peterson puts on an NFL uniform, Darrelle Revis becomes the 2nd best corner in the league."-Herm Edwards
hmmf
theyre no Western Kentucky… or a school in New Mexico.
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Completely off topic but I thought this crowd would appreciate it
Just caught up on last nights Late Night Talk Shows.
Springsteen on Jimmy Fallon: Bruce wearing a fake beard and singing backup vocals to Jimmy’s “Neil Young” singing Willow Smith’s “Whip my Hair” was absolutely amazing. Fallon’s Neil Young is phenomenal Hulu Link
On Conan: Oh my God Harrison Ford was high out of his mind. I need to know what concoction he was on. I assume ecstasy was involved by the way he kept rubbing the chair, but there has to be something else in there, and I need it
Link
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
I think my favorite part was when he was asked what he would do if he were the pilot that crash landed in the Hudson
His answer: “Shit and Die!”
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
Harrison Ford
appears to just constantly playing the part of Han Solo/Indiana Jones in every public appearance or interview he’s been in.
A coworker met Ford a couple years ago while spending a week
in Kansas for flight training. Harrison was there for a class also, and staying in the same hotel. He said Ford was a super-nice guybut kinda quiet, and they went to dinner a few times. He called one day saying he and Ford stopped by a 7-11 near the hotel the night before, and someone recognized him. The geek-outs began, and Jason sat in the rental car and waited for the circus to die down 10 minutes later.
It's a sure sign of impending societal collapse when we have so many grown men sitting around and arguing on the Interwebz about other people they don't know playing games that don't matter. But it can occasionally be fun.
He still comes back to his alma mater of Ripon College in tiny, little Ripon, WI
The students always freak out when he’s there, but the locals treat him like they would any neighbor. The prevailing wisdom is that he’s been very generous to Ripon College and the surrounding community and he should feel at home there. He shouldn’t have to feel like he does everywhere else when he’s in Ripon.
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
He definitely appeared tweeked out of his mind.
He kept feeling up the couch.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 17, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
I still find it amazing
that the Roots are Jimmy Fallon’s house band. So rarely have we seen so much talent put across so little. Oh wait…
Damnit.
Yeah, I know
I mean, 43 yards into the 3rd quarter though. I think we’re still allowed to be annoyed.
I do believe we have earned that right.
Which is more than can be said about Addazio.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 17, 2010 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Mediocre does get you a bowl game
And that’s supposed to make everyone feel better, right?
"Take it away, Paul J!" - Jeff Caves, KBOI radio announcer, Fiesta Bowl 2007
by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I suppose it's better to lose this one
Than get steamrolled by Auburn in the SECCG. The only thing I could be sure of if that happened is that Brantley wouldn’t cry.
Anybody that has the Roots as his house band is okay by me
I like him infinitely more as a late night host than I did on SNL. He seems to convince celebrities to do goofy stuff, which makes him stand out.
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
/FIREHORSE’D
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
BATTLE CHARLIE WEIS COACHING TREE!
ALLEZ FADE ROUTE!
George Washington - Golf Cart - Golden Dome - Alex Flanagan
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 17, 2010 8:50 PM EST reply actions
I need for get used to writing E4 on my scorecards.
Kidding aside, the power bat in the middle of the lineup is a nice addition.
I will miss Infante though.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 17, 2010 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
Uggla's D > Kelly Johnson's D?
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
hellz ya
that guy makes upsidedown throws to first at least once a week. although im not fully convinced that i couldnt hit better than him.
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Push
Although didn’t Kelly have a good year this past season? Not saying we should have kept him, but I think defensively it’s about the same.
Offensively, however, it’s an entirely different animal.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 17, 2010 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
KJo had a really damn good offensive year
didnt watch arizona enough to know how he did in the field. i remember some really effin bad errors that Jo made, though.
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
*with the Braves
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
My son gave the trade a thumbs up.
So, it should work out just fine….
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
what did he give the derrick lee trade?
or the signing of Troy Glaus?
/testing accuracy of said thumb
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Thought Lee could be good.
Meh, on Glaus.
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
same here on those
Derrick Lowe has pissed me off and impressed me so many times, i dont know what to think.
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Yep,
My boy amazes me with his knowledge of MLB. When the AL is being discussed I have to look at him and say “Who?….Are they any good?” He knows all the players. I think from playing video games.
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
i know too much about teams that i dont care about
i blame fantasy baseball with money involved
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Ahh, that will motivate some homework.
I love the game, but just don’t follow the whole league day in and day out. Really enjoy the stategy during a live game.
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
That hasnt helped my AL knowledge any
NL only league.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Lee could be a good pickup
but I’m kinda glad my cubbies pulled the trigger and traded him while he had anything resembling decent value
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by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
DLee > Glaus
at the time
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
I care PLENTY
just need to drop NATE the GREAT
"The second Patrick Peterson puts on an NFL uniform, Darrelle Revis becomes the 2nd best corner in the league."-Herm Edwards
at a game last year, heard a guy scream
“Nater tot, hit a moooon shot!” every time he came up.
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
NATE the GREAT is like that kid that gets bullie all his life
and one day snaps and breaks a bat over the entire team’s head
"The second Patrick Peterson puts on an NFL uniform, Darrelle Revis becomes the 2nd best corner in the league."-Herm Edwards
i think spring training will be put up or shut up tome for him
Kenshin outrighted to AA Mississippi, too.
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Kenshin "1-10" Kawakami?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 17, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
He had PLENTLY of good games
but the run support said “Fuck You” in Japenese.
"The second Patrick Peterson puts on an NFL uniform, Darrelle Revis becomes the 2nd best corner in the league."-Herm Edwards
Bowling Green playcall derp
Getting the first down helps when you’re down by 19 and have 3rd and 1
"Take it away, Paul J!" - Jeff Caves, KBOI radio announcer, Fiesta Bowl 2007
by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 8:53 PM EST reply actions
Jefferswag is here. No reason, really. Just stopping by to say hi, that's all.
Jrlz rhymes with Charles.
Nicholls State.
/likes seeing you squirm
//squirms himself
"The second Patrick Peterson puts on an NFL uniform, Darrelle Revis becomes the 2nd best corner in the league."-Herm Edwards
If Haywood learned anything from Charles,
Miami will get to the 2 yard line, throw three incomplete passes, and then get stuffed on a QB sneak.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 17, 2010 8:57 PM EST reply actions
DAMN.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 17, 2010 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
God I hate that I share names with him
I feel like I need to somehow be given the opportunity to coach against him on the college level to bring redemption to it.
Ahh see that's where you forget
Akron is also coached by a member of the Weis coaching tree.
Ianello was most likely well aware of this strategy and was prepared to not defend it.
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
Earballs will bleed
ESPN just advert’d the AMAs and New Kids on the Block will perform WITH the Backstreet Boys. Something is wrong with the world.
"Take it away, Paul J!" - Jeff Caves, KBOI radio announcer, Fiesta Bowl 2007
by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 9:01 PM EST reply actions
/goodvibrations
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
and a Menudo reunion
Because train wrecks have to be spectacular
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by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Akron with the ball, 5 minutes to go, down 19-14.
Might the Roos get off the schneid?
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
/Channels WKU, NMSU, & UNM
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Cam Newton update
and Reggie Bush in the same promo for ESPNNews – how deliciously ironic of EPSN
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by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 9:03 PM EST reply actions
Coincedence?
I think not, the WWL knows ALL!
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
I'm thinking there is a producer who is very proud of himself somewhere in Bristol right now
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he dun earnt him a raze!
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
ESPN
The worldwide leader in milking a story dry
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by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
4th and 1 Akron.
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And after an Akron timeout, Miami calls timeout.
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/SEC'd
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
ZOMG
les miles!!!!!
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
FEAR THE ROO
Throwback on 4th and 1, converts, Akron at the Miami 36, 3:45 and ticking.
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3 minutes left
Akron first down at the 13 yard line.
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what channel
can MACtion scene two be found
this one’s a little rouch for my taste
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i hate not hasing da u
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Miami – Akron on the U
Bowling Green – Toledo on 2
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by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 17, 2010 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
I tried to go a week without the liquors
Toledo-Bowling Green has caused me to fail.
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DERP HURR DERP
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by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 17, 2010 9:15 PM EST reply actions
For any Akron fans
that’s serendipity for you. Some things are not meant to be…
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by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 9:15 PM EST reply actions
or is it serenderpity
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by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Ouch.
Zips fumble, recovered by Miami.
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NO PUSSY FOR YOU TONIGHT
(not that you’d want any in Akron Ohio though)
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by Old South on Nov 17, 2010 9:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Rec.
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So that's why Lebron went to South Beach.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 17, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
you & old south are channelling each other
scaree
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
I don't get why that stadium is empty
What could you possibly have to do that would be better than watching your team’s football live in a MAC city like Akron.
Might as well take your talents to South Beach
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Unless you're challenging the ruling, that timeout is suicide.
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*YOUR MOVE, LOUISIANA.
A few years ago the excuse given by Texas fans when LSU pulled in a TX recruit was that “everybody knows that LSU pays their players’ families in casino chips, which can’t be traced.”
Ryan Perilloux?
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beat me to it
damn
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think Miami is aware that Akron has no timeouts.
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That's a little far south for a gut punch
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by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
shin kick
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, yes, yes
Time for the CLAWFENSE!
Still at Rice?
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by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 17, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Can one still get amazingly cheap Shiners at Valhalla?
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by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 17, 2010 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Awesome.
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by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 17, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
I was wondering what the record was
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 17, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Duke was chasing it for a while.
Then they scheduled Northwestern, who ended their streak. I half suspect it’s out of perverse pride and they actually want to keep the record.
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didnt WKU give it a good run?
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
only in tha MAC
“just yell REALLY LOUDLY.”
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Human Bowl reference
Hot Maction on the Blue!
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by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 9:23 PM EST reply actions
Hell of a punt
Plus the World’s Most Obvious Block in the Back.
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Did Toledo just play the "truck backing up BEEP BEEP BEEP" sound
because of a penalty on BGSU?
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That is pretty sweet.
Creative
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Toledo
just played the fat girl backing up/truck in reverse sound (Beep-beep-beep)
wow
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They may not be elite
But the games are more fun than not
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by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Please tell me that's the PA
and not an actual truck backing up
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Hey!
Don’t get hockey in my footbaw!
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
This
There’s already basketball running into it
i’m just getting used to not having baseball
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LOL
I have no room to squawk. Was talking baseball right up the board a ways. I just don’t care for hockey, cause I can’t follow the damn puck.
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Seems like it's a regional thing
Similar to how baseball is kind of a city thing.
Being as I’m part Californian, part Floridian, baseball and hockey don’t mean a whole lot to me.
I agree with that
I know hockey players are awsome athletes (I’ve been on skates), but I just don’t know how to watch the game I guess. Love baseball, like basketball. Obviously footbaw is #1.
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Baseball and the south is so weird
Because the Braves are really the team of the south, but in nearly every other part of the country, baseball is mostly relegated to just being big in the city the team is in. There’s no team with as much regional pull as the Braves.
Red Sox are close
they have a stranglehold on like six states. granted, it’s a much smaller area though
They compete directly with the Yankees and Phillies for a lot of that area though
No need to mention the Mets.
The Twins have a bit
They get a relatively large amount of attention in the Dakotas and Iowa (to say nothing of Minnesota itself), and to some extent even western Wisconsin (which is infinitely closer to Minneapolis than Milwaukee). But not to the same degree as the Braves.
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True about the Braves
Back when Ted had them on TBS constantly, they picked up a pretty good following. Maybe had a big regional following due to radio before that for all I know.
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Mariners get a lot of PacNorthwest love
and British Columbia
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by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Once upon a time
The Royals pretty much owned everything between Kansas City and the Rockies. They even had radio affiliates from Idaho down to New Mexico.
Not… so much anymore.
As for the Braves, for over two decades they were the only team east of the Mississippi and south of the Ohio/Potomac. The only competition they really had was the Reds in Kentucky and Cardinals in the Memphis area. (Peter Angelos can suck a dick; Virginia has never, ever, ever been Orioles territory, and since the Braves had their AAA affiliate there for years the Brave empire ran all the way up to the Rappahannock uncontested.)
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Sorry, the only time I ever see the Rappahannock mentioned is the context of the the Civil War, and seeing the words “Rappahannock” and “empire” juxtaposed conjured up a unique image in my mind.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 17, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
You can also thank Ted Turner.
He ran Braves baseball constantly when TBS first started up.
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 17, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Your slow tonight Your Majesty
Look up a few posts. :)
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Fucking A...
My own personal DERP.
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Love you!
Mean it!
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
It's not so tough now that HD has come along
I would recommend watching several games live before ever trying to watch it on TV for any extended period of time.
But then again I’m from Wisconsin. Hockey’s kind of important around here.
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Well there's a thought.
Hadn’t considered how HD might change things. And I did watch my alma mater, UAH, play hockey on occasion, so I have seen it live. I do enjoy watching it live.
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
I will always say that Hockey and nature shows have benefited most from HD.
Ah good old Alabama-Huntsville. What conference did they end up in when the CHA collapsed?
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They are independent
As their lovely website just told me. Kept a copy of the school paper when I was there with the headline, “UAH defeats Notre Dame”. Pretty sweet.
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, until very recently, as in the last 5-6 years
ND Hockey was really bad…. even lost it’s Varsity status for awhile. Coach Jackson’s got us in the right direction now.
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This was in the late '80s
Had some classes with those guys. Pretty sharp bunch. I am an engineer, not many gimme classes there. Almost all from up north cause us southern boys can’t skate like that.
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
I remember reading somewhere that hockey players have the highest IQ (or maybe it was test scores) of the 4 major pro sports
Football was second, baseball and basketball were well behind the other two.
Probably has something to do with the fact that a family that can afford to spend the money it takes to put a kid through the various levels of hockey most likely can afford to live in an area with a good school system. Football makes sense at number 2 because they have to have had at least 3 years of college.
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Interesting
Down here in the south that wouldn’t help the baseball players that have to play year round, cause there aren’t enough good school systems I guess.
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
I would think it has more to do with the fact that the vast majority of pro baseball players
Have little to no secondary education. Most go straight from HS to the minor leagues. Let’s face it, the towns that support minor league baseball are not exactly bastions of cultural diversity. Whereas Hockey players (at least the ones good enough to be pro prospects) are exposed to several cultures from a very early age.
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Ok
That makes sense. Also, now that I think of it, not many third world\developing country type hockey players whereas baseball is loaded with them. Maybe your stats were just local and I am reading this too far though.
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Shouldn't IQ be unaffected by education level?
by jokastrength on Nov 17, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
I read it along time ago
which is why I put that caveat in the parethesis.
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It should be
if we were able to design a halfway decent test of “intelligence”. The problem is that all such tests are going to require some sort of knowledge that is assumed, whatever it may be.
Don’t remember where I saw this quote before, but if an Aborigine wrote an IQ test nobody in western civilization would get anywhere near 100.
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It was a study of the 4 Major Pro Leagues
So you’re right, I’m sure the developing country natives brought the numbers down.
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Not paying close enough attention here and missed the pro league part
Had a cold the last few days and today is the first day I have felt like reading/talking about anything.
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
This is good advice.
Also, if you must watch on TV, it’s much easier if you can get a local feed from one of the Midwest/Northeast teams instead of a national feed. Minnesota or Michigan crews know how to present the game so you can actually see what’s going on. (I grew up watching Minnesota college hockey and the high school tournament and never really had any problems, even though I never actually played anything organized.)
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I love Avalanche regoinal games
Nothing ever beat Mike Haynes saying “How about them apples, Gilmour!”
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by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Jes' pickin' at the sticks on ice lovin' yankee
You do have a lot of northern teams on your profile. How did Az get in there?
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
I actually started my collegiate career at U of A
But then I transferred back home because I was a complete idiot
/invents time machine, goes back and shakes fist at 18 year old self
An 18 year old idiot.
Why I never heard of such… I ran off to the USAF cause I knew I would screw up in college.
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
At least you're not watching Colorado
three times shorthanded in the first but at least those penalties are getting killed
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by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
MAC QB history
with the exception of Big Ben, that’s a lot of mediocre
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by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 9:28 PM EST reply actions
I did not know Big Ben played for Miami (OH)
I learned something today.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 17, 2010 9:29 PM EST reply actions
If I recall...
… in the Mobile Bowl Big Ben’s Miami played Leftwich’s Marshall team and they scored like a bazillion points in the rain.
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by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 17, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
Letfwich's team had the shootout
. . . with East Carolina.
Back then, Marshall was in the MAC.
Miami’s 2003 team strafed Louisville in its bowl game after TCU refused to play us because it was exam week. [sic]
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
yes!
i was at that game. cold, drunk, and in the rain.
vs Louisville
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
That voice...
…is that…
…is it…
…Dave Neal? Calling MACtion?
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Zombies are naturally attracted to MACtion
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down to you dave!
back to you dave!
did you see that play, dave?
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, the ref got his mike fixed!
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Fiancee's making me watch Avatar again
Explain to me how this is supposed to be happy ending? So they won the battle, now the rest of the military is going to show up and bomb the shit out of the whole planet.
And maybe my West Virginian Internet Friends can help me out, but I’m pretty sure we have the ability to mine whatever ore they were after without resorting to stripping half the planet’s surface away. And if we have that technology now, why don’t they have something more advanced however far in the future this mess occurs.
/awaits nerd rage
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The non strip mining version costs more money. Pandora doesn't have a Sierra Club.
by HawkeyeRecon on Nov 17, 2010 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
seeeee theses eyyyyeeeeessss soooo greeeeennnnnnnnn?
I can stare for a thousanddddddd yearsssssss
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I'm surprised they didn't bomb the planet from orbit in the first place
It was a poorly explained and poorly executed sci-fi movie full of a silly mcguffin (unobtainium) and an unlikable fratboy as the main protagonist.
I don’t get why they just didn’t mine at an angle. From the perspective of an engineer, there were a lot of WTF moments for me in that movie.
Visually stunning in the theater in 3D
On my hotel TV…. not so much
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What kind of sucks
James Cameron made two of my favorite sci-fi action movies in Aliens and Terminator 2.
He also made Titanic
NEVER FORGET!!
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I have a feeling he's just brilliant at pandering to what audiences want
But Titantic did have Billy Zane, which may not be entirely redeeming, but god damnit Billy Zane.
Any man who would dump Kelly Brook
is either pulling in some serious tail or he’s a complete moron. So he’s either my hero, or a man deserving of my pity.
Maybe both
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It wasn't "the military"
The gun-totin’ strip miners were private mercenaries, and they were short on resources (and probably violating a bunch of extraterrestrial environmental laws). So no orbital nukes for them.
Not great writing, but it wasn’t COMPLETELY implausible. It’s “Dancin’ With Smurfs,” but kind of a classic myth retelling.
Oh, and what they do in West Virginia is blow the whole top of the mountain off and dump it in the adjacent valley, to get at the coal. It’s a freakin’ tragedy.
Yeah, In West Virginia they've quit calling it strip mining
and now say “mountian top removal mining”.
Hey Oliver Luck, I absolutely hate that WVU is "the winningest college football team to have never won a National Championship". You think you could do something about that?
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Nerdiness contained below
It would take a long time for the company to re-establish a presence on Pandora. It took Sully about six years to get to Pandora from Earth, which he spent in cryo-sleep. It’ll take the company at least as long to return with an expeditionary force to deal with the natives. Sully just bought Pandora some time.
Bad movie, anyway. It wasn’t even the best movie using human-alien relations as a metaphor for racism to come out in 2009.
No but to even compare it to District 9 is an insult to Wikus Van De Merwe and the Christopher Johnson
I do have to say, I’m glad the Halo movie fell apart, because Peter Jackson and Neil Blomkamp trying to salvage all the money that was spent on creating the “alien technology” for Halo is what led to them expanding Blomkamp’s “Alive in Joburg” short into a feature film.
Plus Halo probably would have sucked just like every video game movie ever.
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FOG BOWL REFERENCE
Drink!
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FOGBOWL
MY LIFE. COMPLETE.
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Allstate should quit sponsoring nets
and invest in fog machines for every stadium
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by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
Imagine
Death Valley at Night+Ron Franklin+Fog
Chills.
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This Gator Bowl was also a foggy one
January 01, 1993|From Associated Press
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Steve Spurrier, who has built a winning program at Florida around an explosive offense, won his first bowl game with defense. The Florida defense forced an Outback Steakhouse Gator Bowl-record 11 punts during a 27-10 victory over North Carolina State in a heavy fog Thursday.
As I recall, a cousin who went said he couldn’t see the field from his seat halfway up in the stands. I do remember it was difficult following the action on TV.
Hey Oliver Luck, I absolutely hate that WVU is "the winningest college football team to have never won a National Championship". You think you could do something about that?
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 18, 2010 7:36 AM EST up reply actions
BGSU tried the Stanford Band play to end the half.
Didn’t work.
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More like quarter-hourly update
surprised he doesn’t have the paparazzi
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by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
How bad would you have to piss off your editor?
To get outposted from a paparazzi-driven publication to the Auburn-Opelika metroplex?
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hey it is! it IS!
/barner’d
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Starkville is bigger than my hometown.
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
NEW INFO ON CAM NEWTON
OH THANK GOD.
I was suffocating from the lack of Cam Newton info being shoved down my throat.
boogity
/atell’d
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
They better put up some god damn cushions over that wall
For fucking real.
It’s funny that one of the highlights they showed were of a Northwestern receiver running through the end zone. You better hope not, son.
Fade routes
That’s slapstick waiting to happen
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by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure the Ivy is just painted on the cushions.
The real Ivy at Wrigley is long since withered for the winter
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Ahh Wrigley
With fake ivy bumper pads. I would feel as though my temple were being violated if I didn’t already know they used to play Bears games there
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somewhere
ryno and dunston are laughing
/not the chimp, mind you
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hey, at least i qualified it
right?
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Ryno's with the Phils organization now
He’ll be laughing at the Cubs from afar for passing him up as manager
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that was my aim
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Mike Quade
The continuation of the Cubs’ recent uninspiring front office moves
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by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Fear the goat
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Every year
Somebody needs to man up and actually sacrifice a goat for gods’ sake
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It's only fair
since Chicago’s been laughing at the Phillies ever since they traded him.
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My girlfriend is a Phils fan
She only mentions 1908 every day. Twice
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by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Ask her who the first MLB team
to lose 10,000 games was. That’ll shut her up.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
hint
it wasnt the pirates
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Done it
Then she smears the World Series Champs shirt in my face
"Take it away, Paul J!" - Jeff Caves, KBOI radio announcer, Fiesta Bowl 2007
by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Does she do this while she's still wearing it?
If so, I think it’s a win/win.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
She wouldn't do that
She thinks I’d get loser cooties all over it
"Take it away, Paul J!" - Jeff Caves, KBOI radio announcer, Fiesta Bowl 2007
by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
We've gone CHAN!
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer <-- HE SAID THIS ONCE A LONG TIME AGO I PROMISE
by cantcatchuf on Nov 17, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
HEY LOOK ITS [insert defensive coordinator of choice] AND ADAZZIO!
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer <-- HE SAID THIS ONCE A LONG TIME AGO I PROMISE
by cantcatchuf on Nov 17, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Manny Diaz?
too soon?
/had to
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Not even that.
All you need are three reasonably large men. One of them will slip by our offensive line before any of our flat routes develop.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer <-- HE SAID THIS ONCE A LONG TIME AGO I PROMISE
by cantcatchuf on Nov 17, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just imagining Appy State's DC looking at our game footage and thinking
Well, we can blitz and sack Brantley over and over, or we can rush 3, and sack Brantley occasionally while watching the rest of his passes sail when the 3 rushing pressure him.
We’ll see whether it’s option A or B on Saturday.
Appy State has an uncanny ability to catch powerhouse programs when their down.
DON’T SCHEDULE APPY STATE YOU WILL SUFFER AS HAVE THE OTHERS
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer <-- HE SAID THIS ONCE A LONG TIME AGO I PROMISE
by cantcatchuf on Nov 17, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
IMPROVEMENT
i see anger
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
what is this 'chan'?
/awaits flameage
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
If you have to ask, you really, really, honestly don't want to ask.
/honestly
//no,really,saveyourself
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer <-- HE SAID THIS ONCE A LONG TIME AGO I PROMISE
by cantcatchuf on Nov 17, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
[redact last comment]
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
where the internet goes to die.
"The second Patrick Peterson puts on an NFL uniform, Darrelle Revis becomes the 2nd best corner in the league."-Herm Edwards
by WatsonTiger on Nov 17, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
Chan "Enola" Gailey.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Nov 18, 2010 9:34 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I feel bad for the 4chan dude
It appears the only one who makes money off 4chan are the people that took crap from 4chan and made their own websites like lolcats.
everybody!sorry bother your time a min,we are serious and professional jersey supplier
What’s that? A CORTEOUS SALESMAN?
You sir, have me and my visa’s undivided attention
"The second Patrick Peterson puts on an NFL uniform, Darrelle Revis becomes the 2nd best corner in the league."-Herm Edwards
courteous
I hate spell check
"The second Patrick Peterson puts on an NFL uniform, Darrelle Revis becomes the 2nd best corner in the league."-Herm Edwards
by WatsonTiger on Nov 17, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Xu Ta only sells his fine wares to those with the very finest English.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer <-- HE SAID THIS ONCE A LONG TIME AGO I PROMISE
by cantcatchuf on Nov 17, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
/used "fine" twice in same sentence
/will be unable to make jersey transaction
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer <-- HE SAID THIS ONCE A LONG TIME AGO I PROMISE
by cantcatchuf on Nov 17, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
but they deliver by 'amber-lamps'
/EMS’d
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
at least you can still buy from Hu Ha
"The second Patrick Peterson puts on an NFL uniform, Darrelle Revis becomes the 2nd best corner in the league."-Herm Edwards
by WatsonTiger on Nov 17, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Haters gonna hate!
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer <-- HE SAID THIS ONCE A LONG TIME AGO I PROMISE
by cantcatchuf on Nov 17, 2010 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
I sir, only make purchases from the fine merchant Xu Ta12
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
by WatsonTiger on Nov 17, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Whoa
Not sure why this is here, but that’s a lot of win there.
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
that is all Atmore
Alabama Pen, son.
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Atmore is in the Dirty 30
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Also:
my high scools cheerleaders chant when we played Atmore:
“Pork chop, pork chop, greasy, greasy. we’ll beat Atmo’ easy-easy”
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
I went to an all male Catholic high school
We bussed in cheerleaders from the all girl Catholic school. We were complete assholes to them. Just cat called at them the whole time they did routines during pep rallies. Tried to psyche them out by yelling at them when they did their pyramid thing.
Nobody expects..
the Spanish Inquisition
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Students from an all male school talked to cheerlearders
I call bullshit
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
wow *cheerleaders*
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
Yelling from the midst of a crowd isn't what I would call
“talking to.”
We had 650 students yelling “Rabble Rabble Rabble” at them during their entire routine one time.
And yet, somewhere deep in the male teenage mind
You all probably convinced yourselves that harassing them would help you get laid. Not yet perfecting the “Treat a girl like dirt, she’ll stick to you like mud” philosophy that actually worked in college.
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
I knew most of those girls from Jr. High
So I genuinely disliked most of them.
I was kind of
In high school.
good God i can't spell tonight
or ever.
/alabama public schools at work!
//mississippi public universities at work
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Good thang all 'em edjumucated yankees
stay up north ain’t it? Weed all be out o’ work.
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Let's hear it for 6:00 PM weeknight kickoffs!
First, I had to watch a DERP-infested black market feed while doing my last few conference calls of the day and avoiding launching into the FIREHORSE-inspired spew of profanity I really, really wanted to let loose during that first. Then, I made it through the DC metro system — now dropping 50-pound hunks of concrete at random — just before they closed my station to investigate. And then I finished watching the game on my laptop at home.
But, fuck it all — we’re seven and four! CAN I GET A FUCKIN’ SIREN?
BTW, for the person who asked what else there is to do in Akron on a Wednesday night, the answer is nothing. But going to the game means being outdoors for a prolonged period of time in downtown Akron . . . after dark. Plus you get to go to Infocisin Stadium, which as best I can tell is named after a bris one performs on data.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
glad you're still with us
made a mention of your absence earlier. missed your input on the MAC Wheel O Hate
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Jobs and 6:00 PM kickoffs don't mix
I can normally justify multitasking through the MAC game while clearing out emails here at home, but it’s pretty hard to leave my office before 7.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
That play was straight out of the Greg Davis playbook.
3rd and 11? Let’s throw a swing pass to the RB five yards behind the line of scrimmage. Without anyone blocking in front of him.
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Heh, we did something similar against South Carolina.
It was more retarded than that though. It was a hitch pass that went out like a yard and then in about 6.
Greg Davis <,>,or = Woody McCorvey?
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Punt return TD for Bowling Green
Do we have an actual game here?
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
not yet, sir
“Nawt yehhhhht”
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
I just quoted Desperado when the Fiancee asked me if I’d gone to confession since we’ve been in NYC. Apparently her mother assumes we’re being quite sinful and told her she should go get absolution.
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
hey, i do what i can
Desperado references are far a few between on here, bud.
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Did you want confession
Eh, Maybe later. Where I’m going I’d just have to come right back.
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
Ahem.
/hangs out shingle
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Sorry Rev,
Martin Luther had some great ideas, but your brand of Christianity doesn’t involve enough guilt and/or fire and brimestone to wipe my slate clean.
/hears mother’s voice begin guilt trip
//sees Rosary hanging on bed post
///Hail Mary, Full of Grace
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
Any fights yet?
It is a BG-Toledo game. The schools are 35 miles apart and not particularly friendly.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
And Toledo does have a missle pointed toward BG
WMD in the MAC
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by TCJohnnyHotPocket on Nov 17, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
was waiting on that
didnt wanna google “rocky the happy butt plug”.
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
uhhh
the top two results are EDSBS
"Cleveland, is in Ohio."---Braylon Edwards
by WatsonTiger on Nov 17, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
haha
ok, i guess it was safe. thnx!
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Haven't seen any.
But that puts new levels to Doug’s comparison of those two to Itchy and Scratchy way back when.
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Memo
To: Toledo’s offensive coordinator
Re: your playcalling
Bowling Green does not appear to be surprised by your screen pass calls on 3rd and long.
Bradley-Terry ratings for college football and basketball
Because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
also
FWD to all NFL OC’s
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
ahh
poor buffalo guy. i forgot(again. i drink regularly)
smile! you get andrew luck!
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
And while I'm rummaging the archives . . .
. . . my all-time favorite Tom Amstutz fark.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
no. words.
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Do you remember where you were when you found out it was all fake?
I actually thought it was fake until I moved to Florida when I was 13, then I thought it was real, then I thought it was fake again after a year here.
Somewhere, Tom Amstutz is smiling . . ..
. . . and eating a bratwurst.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
You win!
REC’D, cause it’s hilarious.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Way, way old...
I don’t even wear that hooded sweatshirt anymore.
(I have a gray one now)
Perception is not reality.
by devidee33 on Nov 18, 2010 8:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Whoa whoa whoa, EDSBS LAWYAS
yesyesyes
just saw this
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
Well he was always known for his defense
I’ll show myself out
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
That's pretty awesome
Athletes often do very well at law school. In my class, our #1 played DIII soccer and our #2 played SEC football. We have SEC football players in every class (and even a former NFL player in the 1L class). I think their competitive, occasionally combative nature helps a lot.
This stuff'll make you a...sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.
fat chick a' backin' up
look out!
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
dear God you beat me to it
holy Lord.
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
He remains in a drunken stupor from OU's victory last night
Hopefully he’ll be back for tomorrow’s games.
yeah
the bama “game”.
/flamethrowering
//made up a new word
///south alabama beat georgia state
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 17, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
It's always Sark Week
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hell no!!
its great 4 out of 20 times….
/locker’ed
by Quack Patty on Nov 17, 2010 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
that guy
would watch Locker take a shower and salivate
by Quack Patty on Nov 17, 2010 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Crap
For some reason I am getting a red x here. What is it?
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
the sark week lemur with the Washington visor 'shopped on
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
OK thanks, I know that one.
CharlesUF’s comment threw me.
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Looks more like .....
If that's football, I'll stand on my head and piss over that goalpost. - Coach Ronnie Shelly
First time I've seen that dude blink
Spooky
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
I lost my cat
I lost my cat approximately 4 hours ago and I was wondering if anybody has found it. I do not know what it looks like, and I do not want you to know it’s name. It’s none of your fucking business. I’m calling the cops if nobody finds my cat and you still manage to find out it’s name…and you’re all going to jail. The cat does not like fish and that is not a sexual innuendo. I prepared a feast for it, but it escaped the zip-ties a put around it’s paws. I guess it would have helped if I tied the paws together, but again..it’s none of your god damn business or I’m calling the police. I am not angry. I made that up but it’s completely irrelevant to the case; the case which involes my missing cat. Bring me a cat, or I will call the cops. I have dark brown hair, brown eyes, 6’0" in height, approximately 170 lbs. of everything you have dreamt of. I am white in complexion. Israel has awesome commandos with knives and berets so I am also 1/4 Japanese but I am white. The older ladies say I look like a mix between Keanu Reeves and Billy Crystal. The ladies, they love me, you see? Please help me find the cat, this is not an option for you. I hope the information I have given helps you. Gargle warm salt water and stare at the mirror with 3-D glasses on at 88 MPH and you will find the answer. The answer to my fucking cat. F u ck it j u st b ri ng m e as m a ny ca t s as pos s ib le. I am American and I love jean shorts. I am so angry that there are cats out there that aren’t my cat. I can’t believe how serious people are on some of the posts on here…“I’m just a dude that likes sports and Nickelback is a good band but rap really isn’t my cup of tea.”…“I like rock and rap nbo country but some, Ed Hardy, and I want to be like the guys in Jersey Shore.” fools
by Caban on Nov 17, 2010 11:12 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
At first I thought he was riffing on the lost frog meme
but alas as I read on I realized I was mistaken
Maybe it was wishful thinking. I do love the lost frog flyer
Seriously, who took Hopkins Green?
[click on the pictures to get a new one to load.]
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
Holy hell
Gotta love this internweb thingy, LOL
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Is it just me or does the broken English in the rest of it
Make the perfectly worded, P.S. I’ll find my frog, sound like a threat to the frog thieves
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
Really comes into focus with that phrase.
Methinks the frog thieves should flee for their lives.
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
reminded me of the old dirty joke
where the kid goes to the whore house with his live savings in one hand and a shoe box with a dead frog in the other and requests a lady with an STD. When asked why he wanted a diseased lady, he goes through a very confusing and convoluted series of people sleeping with each other that goes on long enough for you to forget that the set up involved a dead frog and then it ends with “And she’ll have sex with the mail man, and THAT’S THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO STEPPED ON MY FROG!”
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
That's great.
I love those jokes that go 400 miles in another direction and come right back to a leading detail.
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
Look man, are you selling jerseys or not?!?
i don’t care about your effin cat
Lets go back to when you were a child, shall we?
Now, you are at home with your mother. Is there a cat in the house?
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
You are a brave soul.
I wouldn’t go near their boards right now (or ever, really).
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by Another damn Dan on Nov 17, 2010 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Buddy Garrity (Brad Leland) from Friday Night Lights MUST play this man in the movie.
Tell me I’m wrong.
He’ll need a steady diet of Wild Turkey, Cuban cigars, whores and shame to get in character physically and mentally, but no doubt this is the role he was born to play.
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