Jack Fact is well aware that he can't do Noir Rich Brooks justice, but please cut him some slack. He's at home today with a sick kid, bored senseless and feeling about as original as an Addazio game plan. Thus, this. To Auburn fans, this too shall pass. To Gamecocks, I wish you nothing but pain and continued suffering this Saturday. To everyone else, enjoy the awkwardness of the Tigers-Bulldogs game. Go Gators.