It's going to be a stressful week of accusations, cross accusations, invalid rumor, pre-factual rumor, and Auburn fans sending exploding dogs to everyone in the entire country who dares accuse them. So let's take a moment to calm down with two guaranteed stress relievers to make sure you escape your Wednesday intact, calm, and hopefully without an exploding dog.
ONE: The Billy Sims School Lunch Team wants YOU!
Look at the child just under Sims' left arm with the afro. That fistpump is of a celebratory glee whose degree far exceeds receiving a slice of rectangular pizza covered with a waxy pseudo-cheese and four small pebbles of hamburger. We can only assume an off-camera Barry Switzer has offered all of the children money, candy, and a barrel of rye whiskey each to maximize Sims' pimping for the Department of Agriculture.
Additionally, if you do not love Billy Sims' spectacular pronunciation of "breakfast'--"BURR-fast"--we do not want to know you.
TWO: From Jason Lieser's Twitter feed.
Spurrier, on Stephen Garcia calling this the biggest game in S.C. history: "No, that's not true. Please dont listen to Stephen when he talks."
We repeat the sentiment regarding Billy Sims' BURRfast in regards to Messrs. Garcia and Spurrier.
THREE: Freek made a gif of the commercial. You should watch it, since it might become the new celebratory gif for all awesome events at EDSBS.
AFRO KID IS KILLING IT.