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FLORIDA SAFETY JON DOWLING KICKED OFF TEAM
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palmbeachpost.com
Let's just beat you to the question: what the hell does one do to get kicked off our beloved team without a chance of return shy of murder, rape, arson, or some really heinous combination of the three? Did he steal a boat? Because boat theft is really just the third best of all major transportation thefts behind number two, blimp theft, and number one, TRAIN THEFT. It's daring because there's nowhere to go!
