BILLY GONZALES LEFT FLORIDA VIA POST-IT NOTE
by Spencer Hall on Oct 8, 2010 12:39 PM EDT
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PrintBilly Gonzales is a former Florida WR coach who left in a lateral move to LSU to take the same position under Les Miles. There might be plenty of reasons for this to have happened. Perhaps Gonzales craves a life in a state where one can attain boudin balls at any reasonably sized gas station. Perhaps he wanted oppressive heat and humidity but with the extra spice of petrochemical industry pollution in the air. Perhaps, more than anything else, he wanted to coach under an offensive coordinator whose career battery warning light was flashing like a drunken pedophile hobo at a girl scout convention.
If that's what he wanted, he certainly got it in Gary Crowton, though he could have just waited around for Addazio to flub his shot at the job and never left Florida. Then again, when you leave a job by post-it note things have progressed far beyond the stage of reason.
The story circulating through Florida's football program is that Gonzales informed Meyer he was leaving for a rival program with a sticky note. That's right, one of those annoying little pieces of yellow paper. No face-to-face talk. No one-last-beer toast at The Grog House. None of that. According to the source, Gonzales left his keys and cell phone on a desk along with this message: "I'm going to LSU."
Gonzales was aggrieved due to not getting the OC job after the departure of Dan Mullen for Mississippi State, but who can argue with Urban's logic given the success the team has had HNNNNNNNNNNGGGG-----
Our emotions regarding this matter can only be summed up thusly.
(HT: BBS)
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Word on the street
Was that Meyer found out Gonzalez was at the infamous Dunlap Drankin’ Dance Party, knew that Dunlap was a-drankin’, and was actually imbibing spirits himself. Once Meyer got this, he brought it to Gonzalez, Gonzalez (unlike his surname-sharing former Attorney General) admitted to it and was allowed to quietly leave for another job in lieu of a firing. Then again, I still believe girls don’t poop.
They don't!
They only eat laundry and crap out CLEAN LAUNDRY. Ask any girl, it’s true!
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 8, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit, my daughters are boys!
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Some porn producer
just stole that line for a new series.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
You could go Hannibal on them.
You know, turn them into clean clothes.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Goodman's commenters
are made up of the finest collections of trolls I’ve ever come across.
There ought to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning.
by General Disarray on Oct 8, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
devidee33 begs to disagree
MSState Football: You want INT's? We got 'em.
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 9, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Much, much more classy
…than is my planned resignation method. I’ll just leave it at that, lest the CDC and fire marshal get wind of my designs.
That said, “the plan” seems to be working out nicely. Putting our assistant AD in Athens has been a godsend. Sabotaging LSU’s offense with one of our staff was sublime. Now, for the hammer-strike: Addazio to Bama as their “running game quality coach.” Yesssssssss.
Sabotage is very effective.
Stage 1 of our Plan is complete. Now only the Death Blow remains.
We'll get there when we get there.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 8, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
that's comedy
The only reason I can laugh is because Mike Garrett is gone. God only knows who he would have hired next.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Full of hubris, Paul Johnson accepted our gift . . . The GROH-jan Horse.
And tragedy will follow.
by Second Half Collapse on Oct 8, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
That picture is as beautiful as Rick Neuheisel.
Of course the Trojan brass gave John Robinson a second term, and I KNOW Paul Hackett ain’t doing shit…
OMG!!!!
Seeing as this is the least coordinated passing game in the history of CFB.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
BILLY G IS A
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook THE LSU Tigers Blog of the Week for 52,136 Weeks in a Row and Counting
by PodKATT on Oct 8, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Uh-oh
When are you going to push the red button on the remote control in Gainesville with this implant?
I knew he couldn’t be for real. Doesn’t mesh with our normal QB mold.
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
That red button will be pushed in Bryant Denny.......
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 8, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
That's how I quit my job at McDonald's when I was 15
I don’t see a problem with – very professional.
My sister made my dad take back her Taco Bell uniform after one shift...
don’t think she ever even got her check. My high school job? Movie theater. Best.Job.Ever.
Heh.
I took off the uniform, left it on the salad cooler, and walked out in boxers from the local Hardee’s.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 8, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd just take a shit on my desk.
BITCHES
_________________
I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Oct 8, 2010 1:46 PM EDT reply actions
i'd shit on
my bosses desk.
don’t want to leave my area messy. that’d be rude and inconsiderate for the dull, dreamless person who inhabits it next.
...i'm not falling asleep; i'm just fading to black...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 8, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd do it via fax.....with my TPS reports...to be subtle......
or do it via “text”…..
Urbs,
WTF? Addazio? OMFG…really WTF r u thinkin? U have heart probs, and u hire him over me? Dude, seriously, WTF? Ur brain needs checkin cuz obviously it has a tumor…. 1st Mullen, which I’m cool wid, but GDMF’n adazzio? U git what u d-serve, shitty QB play and no one wanting to catch the ball……Peace…AUDI 5000, --Gonzo OUT! PS- U may want to consider a MRI or CAT scan, cuz u r banannas…seriously….I told Tebow to “unfriend” you on FB
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Fw:Fw:Re:Re:Re:Re:Fw:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Fw:Re: HOW TO RESIGN!?!?!!?! PLZ REPLY!!!?!!!?!!
Dear Urban,
Can you tell me how to resign and leave for another job again?!!! I can’t figure it out!!!?!!
Thx,
Billy
/may or may not have been dealing with emails from the computer illiterate today
We'll get there when we get there.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 8, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I must be a simple person
because that damn panda has kept me laughing all afternoon.
#checkswatchonfridayafternoon
##leavesstraightforbarinattempttoregainalife
That panda is hilarious Tex
Did you see the whole video further up the board? Classic stuff
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Oct 8, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
At Miami
. . . we once had a coach (whom I won’t name) call to tell Terry Hoeppner he was leaving — from his new office at [RIVAL SCHOOL WITHIN A COUPLE OF HOURS RADIUS]. By comparison, the post-it note looks like Miss Manners wrote it.
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