FEAR OF A WHITE HAT: WHY LSU COULD WIN THE MYTHICAL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

Yes, this about covers it.

Fearless Leader's Evil Contrarian piece about LSU's title chances (yes, really; see: contrarian) is up and at 'em at the mothership:

A little bit of stupidity is simply mandatory if one wants to be happy day to day, one has to get at least a degree of stupid on, and be a successful person. Stupidity is therefore like alcohol, right? If a little bit is good, a lot has to be even better, right? And won't leave you vomiting uncontrollably in an alley wishing you were dead? What? You say this reminds you of a certain college football team? And would serve as a delightful segue of sorts?

Read it and weep, both from mirth and recognition of boggy, inescapable truth.

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