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The Blind Oracle at Bristol is Back For More.

Foolish mortals. For weeks, you mocked the Blind Oracle at Bristol with your "spreads" and your "obscure Dune references." But the Oracle will always get the last laugh, for he sees what you never will, and last week he foresaw with absolute clarity the horrors that abounded in the Lands of the Meadow. Silence now, as the Oracle enters his trance-like state to pronounce even more doom upon those whom the gods mock...

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"The end draws nigh, and signs and portents abound. Tigers devour tigers, oranges are found in bowls, and hurricanes that rain gold emerge from the desert. The mighty are cast into the abyss, and the meek rule the world of men. Your enemies veer against you, and you are powerless to stop them. Bottom line, the Irish lack the team speed to keep up with the Golden Hurricane. Tulsa beats Notre Dame, 35-10."

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