The Alphabetical is up for this week with the usual slew of charts, hasty generalizations, and sleep-deprived observations you've come to know, love, and expect ( to be two or three hours late on Monday morning/afternoon/Tuesday/whatever.)  Hey, did you know Cam Newton was good, and that Willie Martinez is the Angel of Death for secondaries wherever he goes? And that really, seriously, we mean, holy shit you cannot judge Derek Dooley based on anything that happens this year outside of not dying in the course of serving his extremely undermanned football team? 

(Also: Freek was BUSY this weekend.)