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MVMV week 8: The End of Days

 

I am extraordinarily disappointed.

 

Mizzou, you’re supposed to lose in gut-wrenching Daivdson-kicking-the –ball-to-himself, Colorado-converting-fifth-down fashion.  Much like Stoner laying the ball on the ground, you’re supposed to be an interesting anecdote in another team’s championship season.

The Hat, you’re supposed to win games after the clock has expired by way of some bounce pass that is then drop-kicked that is illegally touched by a defensive player so that you get another down and win.

I f the Hat ever played Mizzou, Mizzou would screw up the knee-down leading to LSU player’s pitching the ball around like “The Play.”  The LSU player would never score because the universe would implode from the implausibility first.

To top off Mizzou following through and LSU losing, something called Baylor is leading the Big 12 South.  The fundamental laws of the cosmos are breaking down, gentlemen.

 

Anyway MVMV for Week 8:

  Week 8      
1 Missouri B12 0.19461 0
2 Auburn SEC 0.19108 +1
3 Nebraska B12 0.18509 +1
4 Oklahoma B12 0.18102 -2
5 TCU MWC 0.17787 +5
6 Ohio State B10 0.17767 +11
7 Alabama SEC 0.17747 -2
8 Michigan State B10 0.17592 -2
9 Oregon P10 0.17490 -2
10 Boise State WAC 0.17329 +1
11 Iowa B10 0.17024 -3
12 South Carolina SEC 0.16823 -3
13 Arizona P10 0.16561 +10
14 Villanova CAA 0.16362 +5
15 Miami (FL) ACC 0.16347 +21
16 Pittsburgh BE 0.16328 +14
17 USC P10 0.16241 +3
18 Virginia Tech ACC 0.16177 -2
19 North Carolina State ACC 0.16135 -1
20 Oklahoma State B12 0.16090 -6
21 LSU SEC 0.16055 -6
22 Stanford P10 0.15812 -10
23 Texas A&M B12 0.15427 +1
24 Mississippi State SEC 0.15336 -2
25 North Carolina ACC 0.15299 -12
26 Nevada WAC 0.15093 +1
27 California P10 0.15063 +16
28 Wisconsin B10 0.14958 +3
29 Delaware CAA 0.14868 -8
30 William & Mary CAA 0.14848 +19
31 Florida SEC 0.14819 -3
32 Utah MWC 0.14750 +6
33 Arkansas SEC 0.14731 +11
34 New Hampshire CAA 0.14680 +17
35 Oregon State P10 0.14512 -3
36 Hawaii WAC 0.14421 -1
37 Appalachian State Southern 0.14411 +4
38 Michigan B10 0.14314 -13
39 UCF CUSA 0.14164 -5
40 Florida State ACC 0.14046 +7

 

1 SEC Standings 0.14256 0
2 Big 12 Standings 0.14083 0
3 Pacific-10 Standings 0.13851 0
4 Big Ten Standings 0.13687 0
5 Big East Standings 0.12994 +3
6 IA Independents Standings 0.12883 0
7 ACC Standings 0.12599 -2
8 CAA Standings 0.12388 -1
9 WAC Standings 0.10519 0
10 Missouri Valley Standings 0.10039 +2
11 Conference USA Standings 0.10007 -1
12 IAA Independents Standings 0.09708 +4
13 Southern Standings 0.09475 +2
14 Northeast Standings 0.09380 +3
15 Mountain West Standings 0.09366 -2
16 Mid-American Standings 0.08769 -2
17 Patriot League Standings 0.08467 +1
18 Ivy Standings 0.08270 -7
19 Big Sky Standings 0.08232 +3
20 Great West Standings 0.08212 -1
21 Ohio Valley Standings 0.08163 -1
22 Sun Belt Standings 0.07832 -1
23 SWAC Standings 0.07324 0
24 Southland Standings 0.06821 +1
25 Pioneer Standings 0.06432 -1
26 MEAC Standings 0.05956 0
27 Big South Standings 0.05574 0

 

196 Louisiana-Monroe SB 0.06457 -13
197 Kansas B12 0.06452 -15
214 San Jose State WAC 0.05840 -1
215 Colorado State MWC 0.05836 -24
223 UNLV MWC 0.05233 +2
224 Eastern Michigan MAC 0.05159 -6
232 Memphis CUSA 0.04111 0
233 Akron MAC 0.04079 -5
237 New Mexico State WAC 0.03315 0
241 New Mexico MWC 0.02751 -2

 

'Predictor' Formula:

Michigan State 31
Iowa 28
Missouri 34
Nebraska 35
Oregon 44
USC 35
Florida 24
Georgia 20
Utah 35
Air Force 20

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