EDSBSGPS: WHERE T'INTERNET AT, WEEK 8
by Holly Anderson on Oct 22, 2010 5:51 PM EDT
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PrintTraveling, viewing, and drankin' agendas for the weekend:
ORSON (Auburn):
EN VIVO!: LSU-Auburn
EN TEEVEE: Michigan State-Northwestern, Mississippi-Arkansas, Oklahoma-Missouri
EN DVR: Wisky-Iowa, Nebraska-Oklahoma State
HOLLY (Columbus)
EN TEEVEE: Notre Dame-Navy, Syracuse-West Fuckin' Virginia, LSU-Auburn, Alabama-Tennessee, Air Force-TCU
EN DVR: UNC-Miami, Oklahoma-Mizzou
TOMMY BOWDEN: Secreted in an undisclosed Western bunker and pleasuring himself nonstop for the past eighteen hours to the thought of being able to kick a field goal down 39-3 on national television in primetime. That never-say-fight bitch mentality likes the cut of Pretty Ricky's jib, oh yes it does.
This is your open thread for USF-Cincinnati, Albany-Central Connecticut State (IT'S ON TELEVISION THEY BOTH ARE STOP LAUGHING STOP THAT), and the morning's merriment. Crack out your TV listings and coverage maps and tell us your plans. Andiamo, brothers and friends.
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I'll be watching
Morning: Navy-Notre Dame, Michigan State-Northwestern
Afternoon: LSU-Auburn, Iowa vs. Wisconsin
Night: NLCS Game 6, Missouri-Oklahoma, Washington-Arizona
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Nooner: Bevo v. Clones EN VIVO (hooray for coworkers who find out at the last minute that they can’t go)
DVR: MSU v. Northwestern
Late afternoon: Badger Badger Badger v. Iowa, with eyes on the Tiger Deathmatch so I can switch over when (not if, when) it enters the Hat Zone
Evening: Bama-Tennessee for the interregnum before Missouri-Oklahoma.
Auburn en vivo
Pre-game on the prowl for one Orson Swindle
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 22, 2010 6:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Auburn en vivo
Pregame hustling to hit as many friends’ tailgates as possible, slightly regretting that my old ass has a student ticket and the gates open at 12:30, and probably drunkenly yelling at my freshman little sister that she WILL save me a seat so I don’t have to suffer the indignity of waiting in that massive throng of people outside the student entrance.
Tailgating in Baton Rouge
Hey, with Les Miles, you can do whatever you want, wherever you want. So: tailgating for the LSU-Auburn game at a friend’s place; “bring something interesting to grill” is the directive. I’m thinking something whole: chicken, goat, gator, elephant if I can get it.
Also: Ole Miss-Arkansas and USC-Vanderbilt…
Peace through Speeches
by My real name is Dick Whitman on Oct 22, 2010 6:12 PM EDT reply actions
Tonight: USF-Cincinnati because I have to, I’d rather watch the Rangers but my DVR can’t record one thing while I watch another.
Tomorrow: Hell I don’t know. LSU-Auburn for sure but everything else is negotiable. Also forcing my wife to watch “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles” because I compared the Robert DowneyJr./Zach Galifianakis movie to it and she said she’d never seen it. This cannot stand.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Oct 22, 2010 6:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Peace through Speeches
by My real name is Dick Whitman on Oct 22, 2010 6:16 PM EDT reply actions
About all I know I’ll be seeing is GT-Clempsen, hopefully with other GT alumni here in London. We may be partaking in BBQ. I am uncertain about the concept of BBQ in London, but it seems the people moved here from the US, so maybe it will be OK.
Can anyone make sense of the coverage maps? I don’t get how they can put three games on the map and then try to describe what ESPN is airing in terms of reverse mirror of two of the games. It obviously doesn’t impact me, but I’d still like to understand what the heck they mean.
Watching En-Vivo with EL-TiVo
…and still LOL’ing @ Les Miles:
http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootball/story/lsu-coach-les-miles-is-a-gambler-from-way-back-102210
The beatings will continue til moral improves.....
At the hacienda East of the Cooper
Nooner: Syracuse @ Wf’nVU (it’s our Homecoming game)
Cross-checking Navy @ ND (Go Middies!)
Midday: The Hat @ The Jaw (Geaux Tigers! CHAOS reigns)
Cross-checking GT @ Climpson (Go Tigers!)
Eventime: Flippin’ USC @ Vandy (Go Cocks!) and Bama @ Rocky Top (Go Vawls!)
The liquor cabinet is stocked with Jameson 12YO, Geo. Dickell # 12, Black Seal rum, Hendricks gin, Smirnoff vodka, and Absente. The starting drink will be a game-time decision.
Lecti Exurendo Sunt!
(Couches Must Burn!)
shee-it
It’ll take me a while to figure out tomorrow’s schedule. I’m digesting Publix fried chicken atm.
Also, screencaps will be in crappovision tonight, just like last friday. ALCS on TBS gets the cable box.
On a couch in Ponchatoula
hoping that the ride doesn’t end here. Also enjoying the season’s first good gumbo, so either way, it’ll be a good day.
God Speed, Orson. You realize, of course, if we win you’ll have to come back to BR in two weeks. No sense leaving the theater after they find the second head in a duffel bag.
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Personal couch w/ keggerator running full stream...
Noon: Navy vs ND (Let’s go Middies!)
Later: LSU @ Auburn
Nighttime: OU @ Mizzou
DVRing: Wisconsin-Iowa, Nebraska-OakieSt
Keggerator: Star Hill Jomo Lager, DogfishHead 60 min IPA
I really don't know if anything sums up America better. It is simultaneously preposterous, incrediably laughable, impressive, charming, redicoulous, expensive, overpopulated, wonderful, American. -Sir Stephen Fry on visiting the Iron Bowl
Same Shit Diff Week
En Vivo: Cal vs “Looks like Heaven is easier to get into than” Arizona State
DVR: Bama-Penitentiatry, Vandy homecoming vs Sakerlina.
This may be the last home game of the year. I don’t know if I have the heart for a Ducks-Big Game – Huskies trifecta with a starting QB who plays Russian roulette with an automatic.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
it is so sad, about me
Auburn-LSU first half: Old Navy, shopping for school uniform clothes for my 2nd grader
Auburn-LSU second half? It’s a coin-toss. I’ll either be seething anxiously on the sofa, cringing at every defensive snap, or I’ll be fleeing prosecution for murdering my wife with a 16 ounce glass jar of Cranberry Festival BECAUSE YOU JUST HAD TO STOP AT YANKEE CANDLE DIDN’T YOU WHERE ARE YOUR GODDAMNED PRIORITIES FOR FUCK’S SAKE IT’S LSU WEEK YOU JOY KILLING MONST…er…
’scuse me
Heed my cautionary tale young men of America, get sterilized now. Fertility → Babies → THE END OF HAPPINESS.
Not at all on topic
But as I clear out DVR space for tonight’s game I felt like commending the fine work* of Cassidy Hubbarth on the ESPN3.com halftime show. She’s totally under the radar.
* – And also hotness.
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Our Programming Day
9am: up. Spin DA U for the first hour of Gameday, then to ESPN at 10. Go to the Dunk, get doughnuts and Turbo Black.
Noon: Purdon’t-OSU on Big 10, Navy-Notre Dame on CBS, Ole Miss-Arkansas on SEC Net
3:30: Wisconsin-Iowa on ESPN, LSU-Auburn on CBS, Giants-Phillies on Fox
7:00: Alabama-Tennessee on ESPN, USCe-Vandy on Sun Sports, EMU-Virginia on ESPN3
8:00: Alabama-Tennessee is switched to TBS for the ALCS. EMU-Virginia is switched to Oklahoma-Missouri on ABC.
10:15: Washington-Arizona as soon as the ALCS game is over.
Feel free to make recommendations to improve the schedule. I have the full thing written out so I can switch off bad games.
Get your rest, son, its all uphill from here.
The beatings will continue til moral improves.....
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 22, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Some days,
it’s exhausting even thinking about being you.
by Blog Goliard on Oct 22, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Now what makes you think
you’ll have to cut away from Bammer-Tennessee?
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
If you want a Big 10 game that won't be a massacre
MSU-NW (ESPN) may be the better choice. I hope not, though.
Charleston
All will be EN TEEVEE since I used up my EN VIVO pass last week versus ARKY.
Noon: Um, whatever’s on at random bar establishments on Folly Beach. It’s “Follypalooza” and cancer benefit. I know folks involved and a couple of the bands plus it’s a good cause to support.
Mid-Afternoon: LSU-AUBURN. Get in front of the TV and you will lose. Body parts.
Evening: Bama-TENNESSEE, VANDY-USC. There’s a “small party” that we’ll be attending later if I am able to at least walk.
EN VIVO: Auburn-LSU
EN DIRECTV EN LA FIESTA DEL TAILGATE: Ole Miss-Arky and Navy-Notre Dame.
FYI: AT&T Mulitview is teh shit. Best. Innovation. EVAR.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Oct 22, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions
No game in Athens...
… so I’m watching the Houston Nutt Bowl, Tigers vs. Tiglesmen, and then Georgia/’Ucky.
Figures to be a good day all around. Until the Georgia game. Then, I might just throw up.
AU-LSU
Watching it on AFN from wonderful Camp Bondsteel, Kosovo (which sucks, but sure as hell beats the other spots I could be deployed to), hopefully. If not, then it’s the pirated video feed, again. Thank God for the internet and pirated TV feeds.
WAR EAGLE!!
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 22, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions
STORM THE DORM
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions
Ahh, North Korea
I’m disturbingly intrigued by this picture.
by PalmettoTiger on Oct 22, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
sadly
it no longer looks like that. check out the wikipedia article, it has a recent picture (SOMEHOW)
Boooooo.
Who needs reflective blue glass when you have dull concrete?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
well they had to install windows EVENTUALLY
though one does wonder where the money to resume construction came from
Bribery of Hans Brix.
You’re breaking my balls, Hans, breaking my balls.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahh the Tower of Doom
Is it just me thinking on all the points of the tower there should be flames shooting up? Because that would make it awesome.
by Morman Power Football on Oct 22, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh my God, we're not even 40 seconds into the game
and B.J. Daniels is already fucked in the head. GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE.
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now now now
this is exactly the kind of team he suddenly receives illumination from the spirit of Donovan.
Raising the roof? Really?
- for Cincinnati thinks it’s still 1997 out there.
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That's number 26 for Cincinnati. JUST LET ME USE A POUND SIGN.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Oct 22, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I have to go to Lincoln Park tonight.
The question for you people is, in preparation, should I drink beer or gin?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
If I learned anything watching Oregon...
It’s that efficiency is everything.
Gin FTW.
by Gord the Rogue on Oct 22, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought that haunted house scene was going to be Storm the Dorm.
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There's actually an animal called a bearcat?
I did not know that.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions
LSU fans are interested in grilling opportunities.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it's Asian
so I’m thinking a nice ginger/sesame marinade. There are about two dozen ethnic restaurants in Clifton. I’ll ask around.
I can't believe neither Holly or Orson
put UGA-Ky on your schedules for watchin…
seems like an interesting game to me
It's on my list
just not scheduled officially. If the South Carolina-Vandy game gets uninteresting I’ll switch but the video quality is a major step down between Sun Sports and CSS.
Also
currently listening to Bubbaprog’s “The Way It Is.”
Probably going to need new computer speakers in the morning.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions
"The University of Notre Dame holds 10% of voting power in the BCS."
FAIR REPRESENTATION LULZ.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
At least it was quick.
Navy aims at the knees, not the neck.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
From my corporate housing lair in the nation's capital....
1. Tracking the soot cloud in Los Angeles via classified means (ONLY KIDDING….SERIOUSLY SECURITY CLEARANCE AUTHORITIES….ONLY KIDDING).
2. Giggity Bowl III
3. LSU/Awbren
4. Bama/The Afflicted
5. Flicking to OU/Mizzou
6. Continuing therapy after being called “old” repeatedly on EDSBS Live Wednesday and plotting revenge via classified means. (POSSIBLY KIDDING)
I'm only watching the last five minutes of Auburn-LSU because, well, that's when The Hat's art begins.
Also, that’s when it’s been most fun this season to watch Au…
Blood… out of ears, nose and mouth…
The pain…
Should’ve known…
No, Bear…
Forgive me…
Sir…
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions
/ghostly cigarette extinguished on the back of your hand as punishment
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I just realized how much fucking scarier Paranormal Activity would be with Bear's unintelligible grumbles echoing through the house.
Fuck an angry demon. How do you deal with an angry God?
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit, maybe the ghost of Namath's sobriety can join him some weeks to mix things up.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU'LL FIND OUT TOMORROW HAHAHAHAHAHA
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Bear's houndstooth crown is bigger.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
From the city on the edge of the world
TV is tuned to Alaska-Michigan St. hockey while S.Fla. on the ESPN3.
Lubbock?
Never mind….that’s well past the edge.
by Counter Trap on Oct 22, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
oh wow
we’re gonna call up the replay tomorrow for that shot of the UC cheerleaders in the plaid skirts.
catholic school graduate and all.
Here you go
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by Jamie DeVriend on Oct 22, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
the best friend went to law school at UC
while it certainly did not have the scene or talent at Ohio there are some cool hangouts and I met a lot of nice girls there.
holy crap
I’m a Unitarian but still that makes my tummy feel all funny
by Gord the Rogue on Oct 22, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Position of the word "Magic" at the bottom
Coincidence or divine sense of humor?
by PalmettoTiger on Oct 22, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't believe in coincidence
and, yeah boy, that’s where the magic lives.
Lecti Exurendo Sunt!
(Couches Must Burn!)
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 22, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, Cincy, you're a fucking spread option team and you don't spy the mobile option QB on the goal line play.
How badly do you want to get Kragthorpe’d Butch Jones? Jesus Christ.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions
Reading a 1910 newspaper right now
“An ingenious foreigner has patented a contrivance which he calls the reservoir hat, which will enable the ladies in this country to wear freshly plucked flowers on their headgear when they take their walks abroad.”
And then they found such hats can be filled with liquor.
I love the really old torts cases in law school.
Turns out you can’t recover for injuries sustained while SKIRMISHING with MUSKETRY most DANGEROUS in ye EXERCISES MILITARY &/c. &/c.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe Paterno's eyesight is due to a bad musket.
by Counter Trap on Oct 22, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY WHAD I TELL YA SHRAPNEL IS MORE DANGEROUS IF YOU'RE WEARING A HELMET.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Sovereign Immunity
& Federal Tort Claims Act?
by PalmettoTiger on Oct 22, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
But you can depending on the circumstances under which your neighbor is beating your dog off his dog with a stick.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Michael Vick approves.
/rimshot
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
/Trespass'd
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
/Trespass'd, or trespass'd on the case?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
For negligent dog-stick guy? On the case.
For Vick? Trespass.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, Heart has really hit the skids.
by Counter Trap on Oct 22, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I would not want that coming straight on for me.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Oct 22, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
But seriously
behold the decline of Heart.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Zach Collaros and B.J. Daniel have switched Erratic Big East QB Pants for tonight's game...
Let’s see if anyone notices…
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions
The Big has another variety?
Oh yes….“Cadaver QB”.
by Counter Trap on Oct 22, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
It's like Brandon Cox.
Except less dead.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Undead Brandon Cox's Vagina
Is going to be a hard Halloween costume to explain here in Pittsburgh
by Gord the Rogue on Oct 22, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Just tell an off-color Big Ben joke to explain it.
They’ll get it.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
By then
He’ll be 3 and 0 as a returning starter and joking about his rapey history will be out of fashion to the tune of a double kneecapping.
by Gord the Rogue on Oct 22, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Just like Kobe!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Just say he's like a really good Bill Stull.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
It WOULD make the costume more accurate.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Albeit more mobile and athletic than Brandon Cox.
But that’s OK…
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be dead in 19.5 hours anyway
As a result of infarction caused by whatever vodoun horror-show concludes AU-LSU
by Gord the Rogue on Oct 22, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
20-12
Is an appropriate sounding final score
by Gord the Rogue on Oct 22, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I dreamt that game ended 1-0 LSU
When I woke up I spent the next 30 minutes seeing if there was any way a team could score 1 point. I was pretty sure it couldn’t be done, but with Les Miles involved anything is possible.
Knotted at 4 going into the twelfth overtime
When a meteor strikes Jordan-Hare stadium.
by Gord the Rogue on Oct 22, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Les laughs at how small we're thinking.
His plans are… grander. And more grotesque.
/Yeah, he’s summoning Yog-Sototh
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Who did you think the invisble LB was?
Puny human.
by Counter Trap on Oct 22, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Starting for LSU at Double Middle Linebacker...
Claude Raines
by Gord the Rogue on Oct 22, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Les Miles playcalling
Iä Iä C’thulu ftagn
Iä Ph’nglui mglw’nafh
Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
Iä Shub-Niggurath n’sawp tk’li
Ya Shub-Niggurath K’n-yan Cybele Exham
Exham Shub-Niggurath io p’ag gof’nn hupadgh
Iä Tsathoggua naf’k y’el p’ag Dholes
Ya Tsathoggua Yaddith Eibon Yuggoth
Yuggoth k’el gurath io Byatis
Iä Azathoth g’ta k’teel
Ya Azathoth gof’nn Nyarlathotep
Nyarlathotep p’ag N’gi
Iä Yog-Sothoth p’ael Yibb-Tstll
Ya Yog-Sothoth s’slo Tawil At-U’mr
Tawil At-U’mr s’slo Aforgomon
Iä Idh-yaa pyg’nn C’thulu
Ya Idh-yaa m’threo n’sawp
N’Sawp Ghatanothoa n’sawp Ythogtha
Iä Idh-yaa pyg’nn C’thulu
Ya Idh-yaa m’threo n’sawp
N’Sawp Zoth-Ommog n’sawp Cthylla
Iä Dagon gof’nn C’thulu
Ya Dagon S’othis Thoosa
Thoosa p’ag C’thulu
Iä Iä C’thulu ftagn
Mmm…you didn’t read that out loud, right?
/nervous
(H/T Skippy of the original Skippy’s List)
by PalmettoTiger on Oct 22, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
IM-HO-TEP
You can't get there, from here.
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
A game can end 6-1
If one team scores a TD, then somehow gives up a safety on the PAT. Even The Hat would have a tough time with that one, though. (I’ve seen a PAT safety once, but it was on the defending team when they blocked the PAT and tried to return it, then fumbled back through the end zone. The sequence of ineptitude that would be necessary for the offense to give up a safety … the mind, she boggles.)
I think you've just come up with the new name for the Big East
The Big Cadaver.
by Alaska Hokie on Oct 22, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Indeed.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Keep your eyes on WVU's Geno Smith
He’s a true sophomore.
Lecti Exurendo Sunt!
(Couches Must Burn!)
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 22, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
God, I hope so.
Lecti Exurendo Sunt!
(Couches Must Burn!)
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 22, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Still not as bad as Nick Sheridan
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Not to be confused with Steven Threet...
The comatose quarterback who looks to start the most college games for the most teams with the fewest heartbeats in between.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I submit to you, The Brehaut
His body of work is still freshly burned into your brains, is it not?
by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 22, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
And now, an off topic aside...
This morning at around 6, Don, the Site Manager, called me at my office trailer and said,
“Kevin, I need you to come pick me up. I’m at the Valero on the northside of town”
Mind you, this north Texas town has a population of 10,000 or so people. I figured his truck broke down even though he just spent about $3000 fixing up his 5 year old truck back to like new condition and I laughed. When I arrived, I saw him standing in the parking lot, point to a empty spot.
“This is where my truck was stolen” I laughed again.
The police arrived shortly there after and after some typical question, the cop asked,
“Were the keys in the truck?”
An embarrassed Don replied,
“Yes.”
The cop then informed Don that in the state of Texas, leaving the key in the ignition of an unattended vehicle, is in fact, against the law and proceeded to write Don, the victim of a brazen robbery, a ticket.
I laughed with vigor.
In Garland, he would also be beaten with nightsticks.
I love this state,it’s what America used to be!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 22, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
didnt know there was a foobaw game tonight
till i checked on here. then i realized there really isnt a game on…
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It's not football.
It’s the Big East.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Hereafter known as The Big Cadaver
By acclimation per alaska hokie’s motion.
by Counter Trap on Oct 22, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
show pix
or it didnt happen
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmmm....
SCREEN CAP, BUBBAPROG.
WHAT DO WE NOT PAY YOU FOR AROUND HERE?
by Counter Trap on Oct 22, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
scroll up
Voodoo 5 posted one
I’m mostly watching the ALCS. If I’m fast enough on the hotkey I can grab from ESPN3 otherwise it’s ESPN2 SD.
fair enuff
thnx
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Once again
The word “Magic” startegically positioned
by PalmettoTiger on Oct 22, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
vurra nice
(vid quality looks like a JP game ca: 1998)
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
No, it's in HD
That’s really the way Cincy looks.
by PalmettoTiger on Oct 22, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
i seen it!
ok, i’ll believe you, now. sorry fo da doubtin
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
ok, ok
17-10, i’ll give it a try
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
In the interest of full disclosure
I’m a grad student at UC and forgot there was a game tonight until I saw the beer truck and tents set up on campus this morning.
heh, wow
honesty, painful honesty
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, Chip Kelly looks pissed to have to go for the FG there
wakka wakka
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Then there was the question from one of the local sports bloggers
what are you going to watch tonight: UC or your high school? (because apparently if you live in the Cincinnati area there’s about a 90% chance you live close enough to your alma mater to still care)
high school football in Cincinnati is a big deal
Moeller, Elder, St.X all supply a lot of five-star college recruits. Even the public schools are starting to pick up their game.
The fact that a bunch of private schools
are considered “powerhouses” completely blew my Magnolia-state native mind.
that was supposed to be a response to CoastalCowbells comment
You’d think all the time I spent online I’d have it down to a science by now.
Excuse me, sir.
Around here, we blame the lack of edit button, not our own mistakes.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
well, i saw the same type of stuff in college @ State
folks would go home for the HS game on fri night & come back for the saturday game. my high school was/is/will be fucking terrible at football. and it was 5-1/2 to 6 hours home, so fuck a pile of coming back for the high school games.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
me too.
hwy 45 was part of the ‘1986 Highway program, Mississippi moving ahead’. they finished a couple of years after i was done in ’02
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
guh. Meridian to Brooksville. Bleak, even by MS standards.
Plus, they were ALWAYS working on a decent stretch of I-59 and re-paving part of 49. Ah, memories.
heh, remember that stretch
i’d set my cruise around 70 & put a book on the steering wheel and listen to when i hit a reflector while straddling the white line. you could go 30 + minutes without passing a car. re-damn-diculous. hwy 45 is still 2 lane all the way through alabama. i’ve gotten to where i go up 43, and cut across to Chatom & enter Mississippi @ State Line right where the 4 lane starts. (just south of Buckatunna)
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Here in Alaska
High school football ended last month. We’ve had 3 inches of snow on the ground for two weeks.
by Alaska Hokie on Oct 22, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll take places I'm never going to live
for $800, Alex.
by Counter Trap on Oct 22, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
You'll excuse me now, I have to turn Mark May and Dr Lou off.
Lecti Exurendo Sunt!
(Couches Must Burn!)
Alaska and Mich. St. going into shootout
Definitely more exciting than Big Cadaver football.
I beg your pardon,
but if Big East football is so bad, why do the Hokies refuse to schedule WVU? Chicken?
Lecti Exurendo Sunt!
(Couches Must Burn!)
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 22, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
They wanted a real challenge.
So they took on James Madison.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Chicken
does not go with the other slop in the LUNCHPAIL.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, we'd rather play Alabama or Boise St.
by Alaska Hokie on Oct 22, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
And East Carolina occasionally
Go Bulls!
by Leavitt Town on Oct 22, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Fortunately
We’ll still win the ACC and end up in a BCS bowl.
by Alaska Hokie on Oct 22, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
And that makes the ACC better than the Big East how?!!?
Go Bulls!
by Leavitt Town on Oct 22, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
We weren't discussing that
We were talking about Virginia Tech.
by Alaska Hokie on Oct 22, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
It's fun to watch.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
lets leave the "My conference is betta" arguments for devidee33
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
But here we're actually arguing about football,
not akademikz.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
meh. still.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
It was all part of the master plan
They wanted to derail the Boise State Conspiracy so they figured throwing a game to a 1-AA team should do the trick.
Yeah, that's the ticket
Good thing we foiled the conspiracy by getting ranked.
by Alaska Hokie on Oct 22, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
conspiracy!
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Because it’s worthless for VT to play them. It doesn’t make a lick of difference if VT beats WVU (but if WVU wins it’s a huge loss for VT), and there’s no big TV money/ratings draw in the matchup (contrast with playing Nebraska, Alabama, BSU, Ohio State (future game), etc.). If you’re not going to play someone big out-of-conference, you might as well play someone really small (ECU, CMU, etc.).
by Synaesthesia on Oct 22, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a fun new drinking game for tomorrow!
I take a shot every time I see a middle school classmate in the crowd on Gameday.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
I'm starting to think that ESPN is consciously depriving us of anchor shots.
We get one-shots of all the analysts, and two-shots of McShay and Smith on ESPN2, but never ever solo Nix shots or one-shots of the ESPN3 anchor.
1 run aint gonna beat the f-in yanks
in an elimination game
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
i always thought a bounced ball was a dead ball.
I was wrong
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Oct 22, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Mr. Glass
seriously, that guy was damn good.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
color me lost, i reckon
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
boomity
ok, i gotcha. wow.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, that's a damn good screen cap.
Dynamic with the background movement, and yet Pike as the central focal point, is stable. The background action is pulling the viewers’ eyes left and off the picture plane. But the intriguing lone character in a blue jacket as a distant afterthought on the right side keeps pulling me in. Aesthetically pleasing. (Tebow’s appearance is awesome, too.) If i was a Bearcat, this would be my background. If there is anyway possible to snag a similar pic of Garcia, it would be greatly appreciated.
/Must be the wine talking
//And the six Art Appreciation classes
///And the Art Ed classes
////Fuck, why didn’t I finish as an Art History Major…
one thing Fox gets right
is broadcasting BCS games. They can dedicate their entire network bandwidth so there’s low compression, they get all 60 frames usually, and colors are vivid.
NFL games look like crap because they have to take their one satellite and split it amongst all the games going on.
All right, I'm out.
See you all oh so early tomorrow for The Horror.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 22, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
Go Navy!
Lecti Exurendo Sunt!
(Couches Must Burn!)
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 22, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
and USF wastes the opportunity with a three and out
Come on Bulls, I’m pulling for you to win tonight (since we’ve already beaten you and Cincy needs a conference loss)
Lecti Exurendo Sunt!
(Couches Must Burn!)
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 22, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm rooting for 'em, too
… since I picked ’em +6.5.
by Alaska Hokie on Oct 22, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Good call
Lecti Exurendo Sunt!
(Couches Must Burn!)
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 22, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Very strange
This is the first time I’ve ever seen this … according to the NFL coverage maps, Alaska’s been split in two.
We’re getting New England and San Diego, while North Seattle (Anchorage) gets Denver-Oakland.
welp
‘skinny’ raymond is showing why hes a DB and not a WR with those damn stone hands.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
ok,, bad question
what is a bearcat?
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
hmm
dont reckon those critters make down here to the coast. maybe like a nutria?
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
It started out as a taunt against UK (which is always fun)
…I’ll let the professionals explain it.
http://www.gobearcats.com/ot/what-is-a-bearcat.html
As ever
I shall be a fickle channel-hopping gigolo, watching anything I can get my eyeballs on which might lead to pleasurable feelings of schadenfreude.
Primarily, though: ND-Navy, LSU-AWBRUN, Okie-Mizzou/Air Force-TCU back-‘n’-forth.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
i wish id've made the trip to auburn for this one
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
yes, i made a contraction out of a contraction
lay off me
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Frankly
I’m impressed. I couldn’t’ve done better myself.
/cough
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
heh
thnx
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Texas-Iowa State, En Vivo
Nebraska-Okie State at Cuatros or someplace like that
OU-Mizzou at night
It’s Big 12-Tastic!
Is this game moving very slow
or is it just me?
i think its the game
because i’m starting to drink faster.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
miller high life?
champagne of beers
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, at least I think your anti-BCS jam has Platinum written all over it.
May the Dom of excess flow freely in your future.
it has 6,000 views already
and damn if i know where they came from because it isn’t here, I don’t think. The video of Brant Mushbarger’s shout-out got a tenth as many views.
hey, i can get alcohol refences, usually
not so much with muslim tebow.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
"And Pead to the 35"
say out loud.
ok, so i’m easily amused.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
Late as all hell
Noonish: Notre Dame-Navy, ’Cuse-West bah gawd Virginia.
Afternoon: Go catch my friend’s band program in their marching Assessment/Evaluation and rush home to watch LSU-Auburn and Nebraska-OK State.
Night time: Third Saturday in October, UNC-Miami (God, please let Shannon go 1-3 against Davis), and Oklahoma-Mizzou.
Go USF Bulls tonight.
I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.
theyre busy running up the score right now!
USF, that is
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I see and if they keep it up
They can certain be a viable alternative to The (not as) Big 3 in Florida.
I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.
yessir
i’d welcome them in place of the ‘U’
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Does Cincy's defense exist only in theoretical terms?
Cause I thought USF’s offense was weak in past games I’d seen.
Cincy looked OK
for a lot of the 3rd quarter … it’s only now at the end that they’re imploding.
by Alaska Hokie on Oct 22, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Our offense isn't "weak"
It’s just based entirely around BJ Daniels’ decisionmaking, which when it is good is excellent.
When it's bad ...
… it’s like the feeling the British captain had when he ran his submarine aground.
by Alaska Hokie on Oct 22, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
When it's bad
There was a playstation game around 98 or so called Thrill Kill. The game actually was never released, because it was so graphic in its violence, though by today’s standards it’s a kid’s game.
It was an innovative game, a four-player (using the PSX multitap) fighter that emphasized offense rather than defense and button combos to pull off especially lethal moves. Once you had dealt out enough punishment to fill your meter, you would be struck by bolts of electricity and be able to engage your finishing move on whomever you caught first.
Some of these finishing moves were especially gruesome but my favorite was the female character Belladonna, who shoved her cattle prod down your throat until you exploded.
That’s what it’s like when BJ Daniels’ decisionmaking is bad.
postscript
The fighting engine was eventually used in the Wu-Tang Clan game, which given the unique nature of the fighting engine plus FUCKING WU-TANG should have made for an awesome game but really it sucked.
Oooh...
I like that description better.
by Alaska Hokie on Oct 22, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Where I'm at
Day- cleaning apartment
Evening – having in-laws over at apartment
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
good God
you mustve sinned heavily this past week to have earned that fate.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
B.J. Daniels playing Greg McElroy...
…with downfield vision.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
Devilman, Devilman ridin! Ridin in mah head, yah!
/whitezombie’d
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Rob is angry with you.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
good Lawrd
didnt know that pic was that damn big. apologies all around.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
gotta feed the family
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Getting chopped in half by Ewan McGregor doesn't mean as much as it used to.
Much like Ewan McGregor.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, Joe Tessitore...
…so many of us made the logical jump of “I just watched the Yankees lose the ALCS, so I should go watch Cincy-USF on ESPN2.”
Who doesn’t think that way?
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
Yanks lost?
Jesus smiles.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
He's a Rays fan.
“The meek will inherit the Earth.
“Go Rays.”
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Purple Lips McStrikeout
for the loss.
/stopusinglipglossa-rod
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, the one who was still on the payroll, albeit as a "Creditor".
Or didn’t that all go bye-bye with the sale to Ryan?
I think it actually went bye-bye
when he signed his extension with the Yankees.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Rangers beat Yankees 6-1
to go to their first-ever World Series.
I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.
by Super C on Oct 22, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Zach Collaros just had an epic Casey Clausen style fumble.
The Iceman salutes him from the dingy motel he’s living in near Charlotte hoping that Jimmy will eventually answer his calls.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
Big East Football
What? What? What?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Cincinnati has some life ...
… too bad Cincinnati’s defense has been playing like the living dead.
or like Michigans D
wait… is there a difference?
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
There is.
Michigan’s D can’t catch anyone to eat brains.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Living dead are much better on offense
We want to build a university our football team can be proud of. -- Dr. George Lynn Cross
by marktgarten on Oct 22, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Cincy fans like Dr. Lou?
I’m contemplating rooting for USF now.
LSU Football: See the cat? See the cradle?
The Oregon Ducks once took a delay of game penalty, just to see how it felt.
Still doesn't excuse a "[Town] loves Collaros and Dr. Lou" sign.
LSU Football: See the cat? See the cradle?
The Oregon Ducks once took a delay of game penalty, just to see how it felt.
by AllSaintsDay on Oct 22, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Good Lord
i despise Tony Romo
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
Look at this way
As long as he’s QB, the Cowboys will never win anything. He’s just good enough to crap the bed in big situations.
ok
i’ll take that, for sure
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Miami Heat-Orlando Magic game tonight has been canceled
because the floor was too slippery.
that shit is no joke
humidity would get so high down here at times of the year that we’d have b-ball games cancelled for the same reason. and not b/c of ice below the floor, that the foundation was sweating that damn bad. just asking for ruined knees.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
1994
next question.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, then
It looks as if Cincinnati’s defense did wake up in time.
You're not Zach Collaros!
What are you doing in this game!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
lay off em, man
he’s busy being sacked
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember when Brian Kelly said he prepared two QBs a week because his starter was more likely to get hurt in his offense?
Yeah.
Yeah.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
looks like UC put in Jevan Snead @ QB
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
yep
floppy hair and all.
/hedidntgotobamaeither
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait. Did that just happen?
Did he just… flip?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
God did not want Zach Collaros to throw for more than 500 yards.
This is NOT a Big 12 game.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
Butch Jones will find a way to fuck this momentum and shit on it.
YOUR EXHAUSTED DEFENSE WON’T STOP HIM, SKIP HOLTZ.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
He'll kick the extra point.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Skip Holtz: "NO, WE'LL HAVE A FUCKING BLATANT PASS INTERFERENCE CALL. SUCK MY FAILURE, JONES!"
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
"OH YEAH, WELL WATCH MY GUY DROP A PASS THAT HIT HIM IN THE HANDS"
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
"MY BACKUP THROWS THE PASS LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD TO DENY YOU THE SATISFACTION OF A SACK TO END THE GAME!"
“Blow some anticlimax up your ass, Holtz. Blow it right up your ass.”
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
smitten
smited
smoted
killed?
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think that was PI...
LSU Football: See the cat? See the cradle?
The Oregon Ducks once took a delay of game penalty, just to see how it felt.
COTG has decided to testicularly torture Zach Collaros.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
Left ball, clamp attached, up the anus.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 22, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
My sked tomorrow
Tailgating at the New Meadowlands 8:00am ish… or whenever I get moving
ND -Navy – EN VIVO
WI – Iowa – EN TEEVEE
Followed by a Halloween Party for a bunch of uppity wine and cheese types. I will be dressed as Westley during his turn as The Dread Pirate Roberts. My Financee will be dressed as Buttercup (And you better believe I will respond to her with As You Wish all night) and my friend will be dressed as Inigo Montoya. We will make this party entertaining if only for ourselves.
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
As Floida found out
You can’t depend upon a football player named Chazz to wIn a game.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 22, 2010 11:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
aight folx
see youz guise tomorrow.
whether ya want me aroundornot.
/rings cowbell
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
walking distance?
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 22, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Apologies for the lateness, as I was shooting Missouri high school football
(no, seriously, it was a good game between two decent small-school teams)
Mornin’: #MIZZOUGAMEDAY WHOOOOOOOO! (as well as Notre Dame-Navy)
Noon: LSU-Auburn (WDE)
Night: EN VIIIIIIVVVOOOOOO Y DIRECTO POR FAUROT FIELD, MISSOURI Y OKLAHOMA!
It's a funny name.
The things I do for my mama...
I’m taking her to a Christmas Bazaar that benefits a local hospice program. She’s always wanted to go, so it will be a “girl’s day out” with her and MIL. Unfortunately I didn’t check the football schedule so that means MISSING Ole Miss-Arkansas (though, in all honesty I think we’re going to lose and frankly I’d rather not watch) and LSU-Auburn. Plus I heard a rumor that Jon Hamm is the guest picker on Gameday so I’m missing THAT, too. Grrrrr…
At least I’ll be home in time for Alabama-Tennessee. Will see if my sister can text me scores throughout the day.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 23, 2010 8:24 AM EDT reply actions
At HQ Control here in the Metroplex.
The main event:
SEC Playoffs, Western Division, Second Round (LSU @ Three-Nickname Team) – The West’s Round-Robin Death March of games continue. Which LSU Offense show up will be the determinant of this game.
The undercard is below.
Morning Session:
Syracuse @ WFV
Afternoon Session:
Wisky @ Iowa
’Zona State @ Cal
Night Session:
’Bama @ Vols
Sooners @ Missourah
Dawgs @ ’Zona
On The Menu: Grillin’ steaks. One bottle of Shiner Smokehaus survived last week’s onslaught, only to be consumed this week, along with Shiner Blonde.
I have a dilemma, EDSBS
Do I go for a run, come back, get high and take a nap? Or do I just get high and take a nap?
Smite-y Mouse
Is going to come down HARD on Desmond for saying LSU won’t make a BCS bowl. COTG does NOT approve of your wardrobe or ignoring Les’ divine assistance.
Did you see the
“stOops, I Crapped My Pants” sign? Up there for me because it has that good clean JONJ4310 (at) AOL (dot) COM humor.
"Every Sooner Pees Sittiing dowN"
That is terrible.
Peace through Speeches
by My real name is Dick Whitman on Oct 23, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Very weak.
“Every Sooner Pees in Nature” would have been MUCH better.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Where I'm At:
Nooner: Couch for PSU / Minnesota (a must win despite what JoePa says), ND / Navy
3:30 games: Couch for LSU/Auburn, Wisky/Iowa, Nebby / OKSt
7:00 game: Bama / Rocky Top
Home-made fajitas and a few bottles of wine (the wife frowns on a glass of brown liquor but is fine with me polishing off 2 bottles of wine – go figure!?!)
Happy Saturday to all.
Mizzou has some hideous cheerleader uniforms
Peace through Speeches
by My real name is Dick Whitman on Oct 23, 2010 10:10 AM EDT reply actions
Also, their tiger has nothing on 8-BALL
In fact, he looks a little slow.
Peace through Speeches
by My real name is Dick Whitman on Oct 23, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions
erin andrews
I will never doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
captain awesome is feeling significantly less awesome.
Apropos of nothing (except my obsession with 8-BALL)
Does anyone thing our favorite feline might have gotten to Randy Quaid?
http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-law-done-caught-up-to-randy-quaid-across-that,46714/
Peace through Speeches
by My real name is Dick Whitman on Oct 23, 2010 10:33 AM EDT reply actions
"think"
Peace through Speeches
by My real name is Dick Whitman on Oct 23, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
mugshot
Peace through Speeches
by My real name is Dick Whitman on Oct 23, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
"Tebow, Stratford, Compton"
SEC East greats, all. Thanks, Corso.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 23, 2010 10:36 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Today's menu
Morning: errands
Noon: Texas Exes game watch at Hill Country. Beat the Hell out of Iowa St! //damned early kickoffs
Afternoon: Drinking my way up the west side. Wisconson vs. Iowa and LSU vs. Auburn
Night: Home for OU(sux) at Mizzou.
Hook ’Em.
In Rosemary Beach, Florida enjoying some fall sunshine and surf and lots of booze with the bride, her sister and hubby.
Today? Beach until LSU @ Auburn, then Alabama @ Tennessee while piggybacking on somebody’s wi-fi to get Georgia @ Kentucky on ESPN3, then whatever until I A: passout or B: run out of booze.
Let’s do this!
I am not drunk, just overserved
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Oct 23, 2010 11:39 AM EDT reply actions
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