Chris Rainey is eligible for the Georgia game, something Urban Meyer announced on the SEC Conference call this morning without laughing, and without texting anyone about it because, you know, that would have been the evil kind of funny ironic, not the good kind of funny ironic. Rainey was not on the conference call, but we're sure he'll be thrilled to run chin-first into defensive tackles all day without complaint after receiving what was in sum a month's punishment for texting "Time to die" to his girlfriend. 

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