TO AUBURN IT IS. We'll be headed to the Plains this weekend in the EDSBS RV. Might want to keep your distance from the back end, since the exhaust system can be a bit unpredictable. LSU is 2-0 with us in the building this year, so you might want to hook us up with tickets, Bayou Bengals fans, since like us you have no idea what's holding this popsicle stick-and-chewing-gum roller coaster together, and you'll take your lucky margins where you can. (Derrick Lykes really does look like a Na'vi, y'all.) The unicorn ride continues and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
OMG OMG OMG RONP 4 UNT. Todd Dodge, the bold high school coach experiment himself, has been fired from the job at North Texas. We reiterate our plea for someone to make Ron Prince smile again by hiring him as the head coach at UNT, where he will also bring jobs to the economy by running a meat delivery service on the side. There's no innuendo to that at all, unless you're saying what I think you're saying, ma'am.
SOCIAL MEDIA ISN'T ALWAYS FOR NETWORKING. Sometimes it works double super overtime just to get people fired, which ironically enough is exactly what the coach in question is doing at this exact moment.
YES NEXT YEAR WE GO UNDEFEATED. The Nebraska call center is open and ready to provide the support you're going to need, Cornhusker fan, as you move forward andtry to forget the sight of Rex Burkhead headbutting the pylon while pooping a football. In other Big 12 News, if you need places to go in Columbia this weekend,Rock M Nation has them.
NOT AS MANY PEOPLE ARE GETTING DELIBERATELY CONCUSSED. At least according to the officiating reviewers at the NCAA, so that's, you know, nice and all.
IT'S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE. If you want to stifle the triple option, just beat the shit out of everyone in arm's reach. See? Isn't that easy? #PainIsAlwaysTheBestPlayCall
IF YOU HAD BOWLING GREEN STOCKS IN YOUR FANTASY PORTFOLIO: Dump them immediately, sir or madam.