A MEETING OF THE OLE MISS MASCOT COMMITTEE, 10/14/2010
by Spencer Hall on Oct 14, 2010 11:43 AM EDT
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A group of five students and various administrators sit down in the Archie Manning Conference Room in the Archie Manning Student Center, located at the corner of Archie Manning Drive and Archie Manning way. Athletic Director PETE BOONE walks in and gestures for all to sit.
Boone holds up a cardboard cut out of Archie Manning's head.
Boone: Archie Manning
Room: ARCHIE MANNING.
Boone: We don't have much time, so I'd like to get right down to business. What have you decided about our new mascot, ladies and gentlemen?
Student Chairperson: What? I'm sorry. I was--
[The chairperson's eyes are bloodshot red at nine in the morning.]
Boone: Yes?
Student Chairperson: I just don't get up this early, usually. Sorry.
Boone: ....
Student Chairperson: Do you have anything to eat?
Boone: Please, we don't have a lot of time, and I have a pressing situation to attend to.
Fifty miles off the coast of Mississippi, Houston Nutt stands on an abandoned oil platform wearing a tin crown and holding a blunderbuss. He is talking into a cellphone very loudly.
Nutt: It's mine, Pete! All mine! No taxes! No FOIA requests! You tell those dadburned rapscalawagabums to bring the stadium to me! THE SOVEREIGN KINGDOM OF HOOTINDALEARANIA HAS BEEN BORN!
Back to the conference room.
Boone: [rubs eyes , looks miserable]
Student Chairperson: So, we chose Ackbar.
Boone: I told you that was---
Student Chairperson: SIKE! Just fuckin' with you, dude. It's the bear, just like it was supposed to be.
Boone: [Sighs.] Okay, then we've decided. Thank you for your "work" here, and know you've helped Ole Miss move into the future with confidence. Gladys, please have the art department contract some initial work---
Student Chairperson: [giggles]
Boone: I'm sorry, aren't we done here?
Student Chairperson: We already have some sketches done, sir.
Boone: Really? You understand, that, um...these would already be the property of the university by definition, and that we could use them without any unnecessary---
Student Chairperson: Hey, Pete. Chill. Dad owns like five HVAC wholesalers. We're never going broke. God, I'm hungry.
Boone: So what is this proposed mascot?
Student Chairperson: Hey, Jessica, if you could just hit the projector there---
A projector flickers to life. The Chairperson turns off the lights. An image appears on the wall.
Student Chairperson: Ta-DAAAA! You're welcome.
Boone: I love it!
Boone's assistant: He's so jaunty!
Student Chairperson: That's one word for him!
Boone: He'll need some tweaks, of course.
Student Chairperson: I was going to recommend some candy, you know, to make him friendly to the kids.
Boone: That's a great idea!
Student Chairperson: And a van, to give him a kind of themed vehicle. Preferably a windowless one to save on repair costs. You never know when an opposing fan is going to wing a brick or some shit.
Boone: I'm really impressed by your work here. This is what we're going with. Ole Miss is going to be proud of what we've done here. Gladys, open the checkbook and start writing. We need this on all kinds of branding: t-shirts, banners, websites, everything. I've got to go, but you've got a real future here, son!
Student Chairperson: Archie Manning, sir!
Boone: Archie Manning!
Boone and others leave. The Student Chairperson picks up his cellphone and dials.
Student Chairperson: It's done.
Mullen: The wire transfer will be in your account by noon today. Destroy this phone. Your plane ticket is in bus station locker #48 at the Greyhound stop in Oxford. This number is being disabled. I suggest you make your stay out of the country a long one.
Student Chairperson: Ha. There's a cool new country in the Gulf I can go to.
Mullen: Well, watch it. It might get crowded out there on that oil platform. You know how he is about oversigning new recruits.
[THEY LAUGH]
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Double rec!
and this is the perfect place for a revival of “Colonel Reb is Cryin”!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n1KPQmdddY
/loves this
//yar-yar-yar-yaaar-yar-foobaw
You can't get there, from here.
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 14, 2010 11:50 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
ANSWER
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 14, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Works Better
with a link, I guess…
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-twelve-years-old-and-what-is-this
I have been out-trolled.
/applies coffee
/and meth
/and more coffee
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 14, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
meth, yesterday's coke
no one seems to appreciate it anymore
/sigh
/snortsline
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 14, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I know I'm getting old when I feel like I need to bookmark knowyourmeme.com to read a college football website.
Next thing you know I’ll be sending angry emails about oral technique.
To your email-ordered hookers?
Not good, dude. Paper trail. Trust me.
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I see what you did there, Cowboy.
Even if his Lordship did not. RUNNING BEAR FTW!
1-2-3-4-5, them Gators don't take no jive!
+1 for confounding Fearless Leader
Well played, sir. Well played.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
^^^^^^That. Is.The.Best. Ever.....LOL
Officer Franklin: "You're in for a real treat today - these kind gentlemen have volunteered to demonstrate how a stun gun is used. There's two ways to do it - up close and personal!"
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 14, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm Spencer Hall and What is This?
The kid is obviously cutting in to Orson’s web surfing time.
1000 cocktails to you sir
1001 if somebody can photoshop Nutt’s white panama hat onto it.
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles
It's time for Rec-amaniacs...
Obscure “kids” cartoon from the ’90s that may have been the bridge to Adult Swim? +1
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
You forgot Uranus.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
wheel of morality...
turn, turn, turn
You can't get there, from here.
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 14, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
And the moral of today's story is...
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, but socially dead.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Oct 14, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm thinking you overestimated the # of Rebels on this here board today.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
La patria ya es de todos
viva la revolución
Red Cup Rebellion -- Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
by BrianWalker'sElbow on Oct 14, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
The student representative's dad
totally owns this dealership.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Oct 14, 2010 11:59 AM EDT reply actions
Got a sweet tattoo
Had to get it on my lungs, so mom wouldn’t see. Had to be wa-sted, cuz it hurt like eight bitches in a bitch boat
Don't Panic.
by 4.0 Point Stance on Oct 14, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Zarnold?
What kind of name is Zarnold?
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Oct 14, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
HOOTINDALEARANIA gots themselfs a rivalry game:
We'll get there when we get there.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 14, 2010 12:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for know about that place.
Good luck to anyone trying to get an obscure reference in unnoticed on this blog.
by Never Leave College on Oct 14, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Archie Manning!
That’s the best Ole Miss salute I’ve ever heard.
Never quit. It is the easiest cop-out in the world.
The Archie Manning salute
had me laughing before I got to P-Bear.
The Actual Bear
Looks like a bear that is about to blow its disability check in Tunica. And interesting that they are stealing a mascot from the I-AA school that beat Miss. State a while back. http://goblackbears.com/splash/index
by The Gurgling Cod on Oct 14, 2010 12:11 PM EDT reply actions
they did that on purpose
/lightning bear
You can't get there, from here.
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 14, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You figured us out.
Wiley bastard.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Oct 14, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
well, if all of a sudden State becomes the Gamecocks
then, there is obviously something afoot.
You can't get there, from here.
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 14, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Rich Brooks noir tweet of the week! Volume 76
Had a good day with the horse’s at Keenland. That does not happen often.
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Did anyone else notice the vote tallies?
According to the Commerical Appeal article Rebel Black Bear received 62% of the vote, Rebel Land Shark received 56% and Hotty & Toddy received 42%. My mental arithmetic skills have become a little rusty since the advent of Excel, but that’s a total of 160%.
"Heaven knows I like the taste of danger most of all" ~ Jonatha Brooke
That's SEC math!
Beat devidee to it.
by Jack Fact on Oct 14, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe they had a runoff-style vote, and didn't do a runoff?
SHUT UP NERD
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They asked Chicagoans to regulate the voting.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 14, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
this
Vote early, vote often
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Oct 14, 2010 12:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I see what you did there
/politicaltrolling
by Jack Fact on Oct 14, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chicago voting irregularites are not a recent phenomenon
After all, the phrase “vote early, vote often” originated there.
/staying the hell away from current politics
/threatens to start quoting 80’s era Sting lyrics
by Albino Tornado on Oct 14, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY!
Mayoral candidate Fioretti won’t stand for dese kinds of accusations from youse guys.
/actually is a guy named fioretti running for mayor
//oh dear god
We'll get there when we get there.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 14, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
You sure
That’s actually Chicago, and not a mission I forgot about from Grand Theft Auto?
by commodore_dude on Oct 14, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
From my quick read of the page, it looks like the vote was set up to pick your favorite, next favorite, etc. With that kind of poll you can crank out all kinds of strange numbers for results.
But my favorite explanation remains
That’s SEC math!!!
Or meth, as the case may be.
Whiskey bottle, brand new car -- oak tree, you're in my way.
-- Lynyrd Skynyrd
by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 14, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
The vote was...weird.
They actually voted on all three of them, using a Likert scale. For each one, they had to say whether they loved it, liked it, could accept it, or didn’t like it. So those percentages are based on that. Example: 38% may have said they disliked the bear. They could have combined love, like, and accept to total 62% (which I’ll bet they did).
I’m in the middle of a survey research write-up. I haven’t figured out how to make statistics snarky yet.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 14, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I also liked how co-chair Margaret Ann Morgan said
that the black bear was “unique to the SEC”, as if we don’t have any of them running around where I grew up in West F’n Virginia.
/Bear meat’s not too bad, just a little greasy.
"Heaven knows I like the taste of danger most of all" ~ Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 14, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I think what she meant was
we’d be the only SEC school with a bear mascot. Yeah there are plenty of bear mascots and plenty of actual bears in the southeast US. The SEC has a hound dog, an alligator, a Commodore, a wildcat, a hog, a chicken, an elephant, 2 tigers* and 2 bulldogs. Just adding a bear to the mix.
*eagle may be substituted.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 14, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, then what she meant to say was
the black bear would be unique IN the SEC.
"Heaven knows I like the taste of danger most of all" ~ Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 14, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
We have black bears in louisiana.
In fact, the only bear “native” to mississippi is in fact, the louisiana black bear.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Oct 14, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, not just those.
There are in fact TWO subspecies of black bear in Mississippi;
American black bears (Ursus americanus) are found in north Mississippi. Louisiana black bears (Ursus americanus luteolus) are in the southern part. The Louisiana subspecies was listed as “federally threatened” in 1992, but the whole population was listed as “endangered” in 1984.
http://msforestry.net/pdf/Black%20Bear.pdf
In all seriousness, someone on Facebook had an idea…a percentage of merchandise sales should go to black bear habitat preservation. There are several organizations working in that area.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 14, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I think she meant
that its tought to find a mascot that isnt already used by Auburn
by Wes Tex on Oct 14, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
wardamneagletigerplainsmanwtfbbq!!!
"Heaven knows I like the taste of danger most of all" ~ Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 14, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Saddam got 99% of the vote
But was disqualified for having a better winning record than Ole Miss.
by sullivan013 on Oct 14, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Sign o' the Times
Time to replace these…
with these…
by Jack Fact on Oct 14, 2010 12:42 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
So there is child molesters driving 18mph for the next 3km? This makes sense at Ole Miss...
Officer Franklin: "You're in for a real treat today - these kind gentlemen have volunteered to demonstrate how a stun gun is used. There's two ways to do it - up close and personal!"
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 14, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe the joke is
no one over 18 allowed
by Pariahwulfen on Oct 14, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Never thought of that, but
that wasn’t the joke.
I can never detect sarcasm on the internet; y’all DO know about the 18mph thing on campus, right?
Anyway, Archie Manning to all, and to all a good night.
we wish too
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/10/1/1065067/an-urgent-message-for-the
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Oct 14, 2010 12:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Can't take credit...a buddy of mine just made:
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!"
by thedeuce on Oct 14, 2010 12:58 PM EDT reply actions 12 recs
If this doesn't start appearing soon
…on t-shirts in Starkville, I don’t know my SEC brothers and sisters.
You know it will...along with the tagline "Hey Kids...It's a Trap!"
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!"
by thedeuce on Oct 14, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
dear lord..
i’m going to cafe press now.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 14, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats what the slogan would be on the "van with no windows" that the
Bear drives……giving out free Rebel candy, which is basically SKOAL….
Officer Franklin: "You're in for a real treat today - these kind gentlemen have volunteered to demonstrate how a stun gun is used. There's two ways to do it - up close and personal!"
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 14, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
No sir. Grizz mint.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Oct 14, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly.
My reasoning for dipping Grizzly Mint, “If I’m going to have to replace my jaw later in life, might as well dip the cheap stuff and have money later on for the surgery.” At $2.19 a can, in South Carolina, you really can’t beat it. And it is a fully packed can unlike Skoal.
No harm in the Grizz
Old South doesn’t dip anymore, but back in the day that’s how he functioned.
Bad luck tomorrow against us.
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It hurt's me to say this because I like your comments:
But I really hate you right now. I will like you again if we win.
Yes.
Someone with time, please photoshop that on here.
by Infield Elephant on Oct 14, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
What the hell
is going on in that picture?
I’m seeing Houston Nutt about to molest 3 children who are dressed in chicago white sox jerseys holding watermelons that have american flags and olemiss logos painted on them????
Just like "Sexual Harassment Panda" from South Park
Heritage Harassment Panda
Funniest. Shit. Ever.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 14, 2010 12:58 PM EDT reply actions
If this doesn't start appearing soon
…on t-shirts in Starkville, I don’t know my SEC brothers and sisters.
The hot t-shirt in Starkville a few weeks ago..
..was still a Jacksonville Gamecocks shirt.
I’m going to fwd this to the Starkvegas breathren
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 14, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait a minute...
That is Nic Cage dressed up like a bear punching a woman…
wtf?
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
The remake of the Wicker Man
Run fast, and run far. Good god, is that a bad movie.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 14, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
If by bad you mean
AWESOME!!!
Of course, take that w/a grain of salt, as I consider Highlander II the greatest movie ever made.
I believe a lick is the proper unit of salt
for those cinematic recommendations.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 14, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
In my defense
My family was too poor to take us to the movies.
We did have (stolen) basic cable, however.
Thus, everything I know about cinema I learned watching MST3K.
That's not a bad thing.
You know exactly how to NOT make a bad movie.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Oct 14, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Does it have lots of naked women and English folk rock?
If not, then the remake of Wicker Man is no substitute for the original.
He probably would like to, but...
ever since they built a simacrulum of the big house, the park service has been pretty vigilant about running squatters off.
"Heaven knows I like the taste of danger most of all" ~ Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 14, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Somebody with Computer Graphic Skillz....PLEASE
make a version of this with a confederate flag at the beginning and the bear holding a football crashing into Vaught Hemmingway Stadium! That would be EPIC!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5YjPteCPLo
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!"
I was really hoping they would go with a bulldog riding on a tiger
Or some kind of awesome tiger/bulldog hybrid.
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Oct 14, 2010 1:30 PM EDT reply actions
Ole Miss Black Bears? Only if Michael Oher was gay.....
Officer Franklin: "You're in for a real treat today - these kind gentlemen have volunteered to demonstrate how a stun gun is used. There's two ways to do it - up close and personal!"
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!"
The hell with you panty-waste bear huggers.
Being ashamed of your heritage, however it might have rankled others, which gave you a common point of pride with your history has removed your charm. You had to apologize for the Battle Flag, and then apologize for the fight song. Now even Ole Col. Reb gets the ax.
I’m a graduate of the former Citadel and I know how it feels when your school turns its back on its history and its graduates, and you are no better.
Don’t claim to be "Ole" anything, anymore. You are just "Miss."
For those who have wondered, here is the 2010-11 Alaska-Fairbanks hockey intro
by Crabapple Buck on Oct 14, 2010 1:56 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Alas!
That’s still last year’s, but watching a pissed off bear carpet bomb three state universities and a volcano never gets old.
Can we watch the polar bear
blow up tOSU again Daddy?
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Oct 14, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
He has a video history.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 15, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
givinr
3 months ago
I came here to see a Polar Bear one punch a Hawk.
I left satisfied.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 15, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess it was too hard
to draw a generic Freedom Rider
Says the Oxford resident...
“Son, that there’s no black bear…I say, I say…that there’s a cullud bear.”
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!"
They went with the bear...
…since out of the three, it most closely resembles a door mat.
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!"
I wish I had photoshop
because I would put the Giggity’s head on a baby’s body and combine that with this:
Probably better with the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqv4IyDzB1s
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 14, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just before that,
The bear was spotted at this establishment:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1371/saturday-night-live-bear-city-drinking
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 14, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
"Back in my university days I was that bear"
Truer words were never spoken, and I got that way while visiting Boulder too.
"Heaven knows I like the taste of danger most of all" ~ Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 14, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Ole Miss Reb-Bears?
Did they just switch old fashioned southern racism with asian racism?
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 14, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
i hope no one in my office
Saw me trying to say that right. ROFL
XBL Rep: 96% avoided you.
by Hillbilly Lawya on Oct 14, 2010 4:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
TERRIBLY underrated comment
That shit should be green
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pants still zipped...
no rec.
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
by jokastrength on Oct 14, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
change the pants color to red,
put a “rebel” flag in one hand and a red solo cup in the other, then you have perfection.
by more_cowbell on Oct 15, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Right out of South Park
It’s “Heritage Harassment Panda”…Losers.
This would be awesome:
Officer Franklin: "You're in for a real treat today - these kind gentlemen have volunteered to demonstrate how a stun gun is used. There's two ways to do it - up close and personal!"
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 14, 2010 4:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I have to admit I am a little dissapointed
Was hoping for this
by loop4zill on Oct 14, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Logo for next NCAA create-a-team?
Found.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 14, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
The "Gentleman Sharks"?
OR maybe the “Charming Carcharodons”
Yeah,
it’s really frustrating that more Ole Miss students would bitch and moan about a mascot than say “hey, Bill Clinton’s on campus, that’s neat.”
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Oct 14, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Congrats,
You may have just handed that election to Alan Nunnlee!
*Hint: the guy behind Willie is Travis Childers (D), 1st District Congressman. His seat’s kind of (read: REALLY) in danger from Nunnlee the Republican.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 14, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Bill Clinton...sponsored by Anchor Gold Beer???
Officer Franklin: "You're in for a real treat today - these kind gentlemen have volunteered to demonstrate how a stun gun is used. There's two ways to do it - up close and personal!"
Now you are just "MISS"
The hell with you panty-waste bear huggers. On the (fomer Ole) Miss athletics site there is a section marked “Traditions” – feel free to toss that.
Being ashamed of your heritage, however it might have rankled others, which gave you a common point of pride with your history has removed your charm. You had to apologize for the Battle Flag, and then apologize for the fight song. Now even Ole Col. Reb gets the ax.
I’m a graduate of the former Citadel and I know how it feels when your school turns its back on its history and its graduates, and you are no better.
Where once I cheered for you, I will be a permanent cowbell fan, and even cheer for the Vols when you meet. You should leave the SEC in shame and try to join the Mid-west-Pac sportswriter-approved knitting circle of the week. But don’t claim to be “Ole” anything, anymore. You are just “Miss.”
right there with you, sir
i actually liked ol Col Reb, too. People who look @ a Confederate flag and immediately see racism are as misled as people who use a Confederate flag as symbol of racism. hell, down here, my county has been under the Spanish, French, English, Confederate, and US flags. something will mean whatever one lets it mean.
You can't get there, from here.
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 15, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Leave the SEC in shame...
Because they acknowledged that as a tax-payer funded institution, they probably shouldn’t be covered in iconography that offends lots of tax-payers? Quelle horreur!
You all went this whole thread without posting this?
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
@btcoop71
by btcoop71 on Oct 15, 2010 8:22 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
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