LET'S DOOOOOO THIS
Phyllis from Mulga got some things to say, Paaaaaaaawl. The open thread for the first loss in the history of the Alabama football program is below, and we invite you to listen in to the reasoned and cogent analysis that the callers will bring to the esteemed Paul Finebaum program today.If your team got mindraped by the Mad Hatter this weekend, it's really the only consolation you have, and quality entertainment even without the comfort of others' misery. I DON'T KNOW IF NICK SABAN IS THE RIGHT MAN FOR THIS JOB, PAAAAAWL. (Click the Listen tab on the homepage; show start is 3:00 p.m. EDT.
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crazy carolina fans
He had that coming. Was Nick Saban driving that truck?
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
As a Missouri fan...
…your rituals confuse and frighten me, yet I can’t turn away.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Apparently it's not that different
than listening to KC sports radio after a Chiefs loss, which is something I was forced to endure yesterday.
So, a lot of kneejerking and unsubstantiated claims?
I’m buckled up!
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
But really,
That’s just sports radio anywhere. Although the annoying KC blue-collar twang of Chiefs-related callers might be on par with anguished Alabamans.
You have to understand something...
…we hate Dwayne Bowe. Seriously, we hate Dwayne Bowe. We used to hate Glenn Dorsey until he started playing half-way decent. In fact, we hate everyone from LSU except Les Miles, and even that may not last because Todd Haley is Les Miles without the Lucky Charms. So anyway, that’s life in Kansas City.
I have never listened to this show
not being of a particular SEC orientation or anything. this should be interesting
YOU WILL BE AMAZED
And horrified.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 11, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
prepare to record the callers
so you can try to figure out what the hell they’re saying
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I listen to his podcasts
And I couldn’t give a shit about Bama or the SEC. Fascinating show.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Reeltown
is a real place, too
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish you had some previous context though
Because typically the regulars are convinced that it would take 10 Lightning Bolts and Brett Favre’s wiener to unseat Bammer.
Finebaum will be epic today
Alabama loses, Auburn moves ahead in the polls…and then there was this dandy little article last weekend – http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2010/10/finebaum_crimson_tides_remaini.html
by The Bruce Dickinson on Oct 11, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions
Oh my god.
What a dick!
So you can run and tell that, homeboy.
by Tubby Sweetbundle on Oct 11, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone want to bet that he'll take credit for Garcia's performance by saying
that his criticism is what motivated the Brahsome One?
i think you have us confused with someone else
"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban
Four Lokos and shroom tea
I’m trying to get on Les Miles’ level.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 11, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
And the loyal readers think EDSBS Live is a trainwreck....
This will have most of you thinking that (with limited, and I mean LIMITED execptions) all Alabama fans, if not all Alabamians are uneducated, mouth-breathing, inbred idiots. The scary thing is, it may be true. .
this show really doesnt help
/from Alabama
//lives there, now
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
well... i was going to try to be productive @ work bc i was off friday...
but, ok. i’m in.
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
Columbus would want you to listen to PAWL.
by collegegameballs on Oct 11, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Open thread, Pawl?
Pawwwl, you know if Awburn’da lawst, EDSBS woulda trotted out a full live-blog. I don’t cahre if Swindle Hawll is a SUPPOSED Gator fan, I’m tahred of him protectin Saban Christ. It’s jest gutless, Pawwwl, and you caint say differnt.
by bicklefischerkane on Oct 11, 2010 3:04 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
And, Pawwwwl...
…just what kinda namby-pamby name is SPENser, anyhow? Dontcha wonder where a body gits a name lahk that? England is where.
by bicklefischerkane on Oct 11, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You people are still at work?
I’m in London, so it’s nighttime here. No loss of productivity!
I'm a beer salesman
We start work at 5 in the morning and are off by Noon.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I am consumed with envy.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Tim Brando is the first guest at 3:05.
The first self-referential Brando reference will occur at 3:06.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
That traffic report was useful
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Buckle up gang, I'm here to translate...
excuse me stewardess, I speak redneck….
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
We have a full staff of redneck translators available.
Ours truly is fluent in no fewer than sixteen different flavors of incomprehensible hillbilly jibberish.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 11, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Rick Muscles?
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
haha titties haha
________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Oct 11, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I can speak and understand every regional redneck dialect but Cajun
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 11, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a student last summer from Thibodeaux or somewhere like that
she was hilarious when I could understand her
by jschooltiger on Oct 11, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I regularly throw a curveball into my speech when I'm drunk
by acting like I’m from the upper midwest. It’s sort of a Canadian/Wisconsin/Statesota thing. It’s spreading like a virus now though and creeping into my everyday speech. Now, when I tell people I’m from the swampy part of Florida they look at me funny.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 11, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It's funny because I'm from the upper midwest and I do the opposite
I legitimately have a little twang now.
Pecota, watch over us.
Did somebody call for a swamp person?
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook THE LSU Tigers Blog of the Week for 52,136 Weeks in a Row and Counting
i can be a semi-reliable backup
as i am not drinking, yet
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
This should be an everyday event......
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
We're talking emotional harms in torts right now
any Gator fans want to join in a class action against the football team?
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 11, 2010 3:07 PM EDT reply actions
Bush intro........
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Machine Head
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
So is Finebaum like Smirnoff Ice/Icing a Bro
The cool kids think they’re clever and deriding him, but he laughs all the way to the bank.
Oh, that’s right, it’s the callers that make the show.
I’ll wait for EDSBS Live if you don’t mind.
by North 2 on Oct 11, 2010 3:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You and I have different definitions of 'treat'
“captivating train wreck of human refuse” doesn’t quite qualify as a ‘treat’ for me…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Oct 11, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
God I-Man, Tammy, Charles....ooooof
Orson, call in please
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Does Bear Bryant call into the show from his grave?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Paaawwwwll...
Bear’ud beat Spurrier by 60. This guy’s worser ’en Mike Shula.
by Chick-Fil-A on Sundays on Oct 11, 2010 3:09 PM EDT reply actions
He FLEW from Tuscaloosa?
Damn, Pawl rolls deep.
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
by JimHalpert on Oct 11, 2010 3:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
that was a euphemism
for driving fast in the conversion van
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks Pawwwwllll, you engorged the Cocks...and Boise is #1 in the BCS
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 3:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I tried taking things slow and that didn't work
so now I’m going to do the opposite.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 11, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna call in today...
and go into a The Bear was a racist rant.
Seems like the perfect day.
I wish we had more balls.
-Jim Tressel
DO EEEEEEIIIIIIT
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 11, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
do it at your own peril. they will find you.don't ask me how.
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
you won't get the chance, you ever seen "Deliverance"?
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes...excellent documentary.
I wish we had more balls.
-Jim Tressel
by devidee33 on Oct 11, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I might wire you money if you call in and identify yourself as devidee
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
NEXT LEVEL SHIT
That’s like eight namedrops in the first two minutes, Paul.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
Garcia is laughing right now while sitting back and drinking a 40
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
This Paul Finebaum fella sure likes to hear his own name.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
The best part of the show!
I can’t wait for Shane to call in and self-immolate live on the air.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 11, 2010 3:11 PM EDT reply actions
that really says something
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 11, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Next years SEC Media Days will be a Hoot
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
We've heard this part.
Get to the rampant ignorant callers.
Phyllis has got some venting to do.
Wow. I've never listened to his show, just read a couple of his columns...
but Finebaum is douchetastic. He has opened his show with 10 minutes of his appearance on ANOTHER show.
While Dan Patrick was live on ESPN...it never stops
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
This is like radiation exposure.
I think we’ve got an hour before the little tag on my brain turns black from the inanity. But science demands sacrifice.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
It’s for Magnus. The tyke can’t eat daddy’s mental health.
by bicklefischerkane on Oct 11, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mine tripped as soon as he said Alabama was still the best
I can’t recover enough strength to turn it off, now. Dear god, the horror…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Oct 11, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
The whole Bama offense is in the ER
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
In honor of Columbus Day...
…Finebaum’s going to poison a Native American.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
THA CHICKEN GAME AINT WORTH A FLIP
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Chicken game
Is an important part team success
by ProductiveSweatpants on Oct 11, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
What language is this caller speaking?
I haven’t been out of the South for even two months, but I can’t understand this guy.
You went to Tech
There is nothing associated with Georgia Tech that remotely qualifies as “Southern”.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 11, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok. "...there is just next to nothing..."
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 11, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Next to nothing
Founding member of SEC
5 SEC Championships
John Heisman
The City of Atlanta
Jimmy Carter
Jeff Foxworthy
Coca-Cola’s CEO (Past and present)
Much of the infrastucture in the South
Orson Swindle (Both)
…off the top of my head
by ToStirItRound on Oct 11, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Arkansas is thankful
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
The typical Tech experience has nothing to do with any of these
The ND guy implies that his years at Tech gave him proficiency with Southern accents. They did not.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 11, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Crimson Kool-Aid
Is that Fruit Punch, cherry or Elephant Blood Flavored?
yes
with a slim jim & fritos
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Boomhauer from King of the Hill on the line
May have also been Kenny from South Park
They're the best team in the SEC
Because they are.
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Oct 11, 2010 3:16 PM EDT reply actions
I don't care about some guy with a Mexican name.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Holy Christ.
I’m convinced that I could walk into Alabama right now and be worshiped like a deity if I flicked open a zippo.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 11, 2010 3:16 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
First FineFluffer Caller
Is rill grateful for the show
by bicklefischerkane on Oct 11, 2010 3:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
First reference to "Class". Drink
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
Ha!
Domestic abuse HEY-O!!!!
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
Nuttin' funnier than hearing USC and Bama fans try to out-trailer-park-insult the other
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
Jesus Christ.
Alabama is the best team in the SEC because they are.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Domestic abuse is always funny!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
This comment was brought to you by Ike Turner
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Back to Snyder v. Phelps oral argument audio
Fred Phelps’s crazy lawyer daughter would fit right in cawllin into Pawwl.
by bicklefischerkane on Oct 11, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions
The sad part?
This station is going to use today’s streaming stats to sell this garbage for the next year.
It would print money without us, believe us.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 11, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the Jerry Springer model of entertainment
Doesn’t matter if you get people to hate you or love you, as long as they watch you…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Oct 11, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Alabama is the best team in the SEC...because they are.
At least Pawl knows who’s running the press.
by Barry Zuckercorn on Oct 11, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
This
Is the Paul Finebaum radio network, brought to you live from the Paul Finebaum recording Room in the Paul Finebaum Broadcast Center on the Paul Finebaum Media Campus in the sovereign county of Paul Finbebaum.
by Itismemc on Oct 11, 2010 3:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
In South Carolina we always had a saying: Thank God for Mississippi.
Because we were always 49th in SAT scores, grad rates, teen-age pregnancies, poverty, etc.
i think the bottom 5 swapped around for a while
read: Alabama, Arkansas, Mississippi, Louisiana, & Sakerlina
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Excuse me
Kentucky would like to have a word with you
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heh
wasnt sure, but youre welcome on the sinking ship of southern edjamukashun!
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
The most famous KY Supreme Court decision, by far,
Was one in which the Court declared the ENTIRE public education system of the state unconstitutional. And there wasn’t some obscure legal bullshit—it’s because the state of book learnin’ was so bad, the gubmint had failed its mandate to create an “efficient and effective” public school system.
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
by Old South on Oct 11, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually
All but one Southern state are tied for 49th in any given Godawful category at any given time, and we take turns being last.
49th just means you're the silver medalist when you flip the category
Wooooo poverty national championship!
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 11, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Time to find out if this is really as bad as advertised
The Scanners gif above is a good omen.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
this doctor mickey commercial
is either making me hungry or uncomfortable or both
Crimson Tinted Glasses....is how we see the world....
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
bidness is booming, semi-fat attractive women everywhere
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember waking up real early to USC sports radio a couple of years ago
and they were talking about how they were going to tool alabama… I thought I was still asleep.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
do they give a 10% discount in January when you go back to undo the Q4 damage?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Oct 11, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I feel like the kid from the You Tube clip
“Is this real life?”
No
It’s Alabama.
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Oct 11, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
North Carolina is trying to forget other parts of the south exist
Virginia too…
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
We're not too proud of North Carolina either
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 11, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Somebody fact-check me, because I'm not totally sure...
…but I’m pretty sure this radio show is the exact reason that the terrorists hate us.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
it's their hype up music
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
STOP.
We can all unite under this flag today.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
I respect you enough
to respectfully disagree
by jschooltiger on Oct 11, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
You do have Keitzmann
and he is concentrated stupidity.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 11, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
True story
Keitzmann went to both my high school and my university, and really it just makes me very, very sad.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
and our first call from sakerlina
“down thur at weeeleee-yums braaahce”
over/under on
how many calls until someone calls for mcelwain firing?
Your welcome EDSBS
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
lining up the putt on 16
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Spurrier is EDSBS' patron saint
I miss the Spurrier/Wuerfel banner.
The official religion is, however, COTGism.
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Oct 11, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Finebum= carpetbagger
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This is gonna turn into a Auburn/Bama flame war in 3.....2......1....
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Someone please call in this show
We’ll know it’s you if you say it’s “orson”
A former walk-on QB...
or so I’m told.
by Barry Zuckercorn on Oct 11, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Does Tennessee have a doctoral program in trolling?
Because Finebaum would certainly deserve the degree whether he stayed for it or not…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Oct 11, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
His door clicker can call the FCC too
never doubt that man’s power.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 11, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't wait for the sad trombone
when somebody wants to talk about UAB.
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
i heard part of the show last week
and they were talking about shutting down UAB’s foobaw program. really.
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm sure that Tennessee is very aware of that fact, now
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, I remember when they FIRST started that program.
1991…they were Division III and I saw them play vs. Washington and Lee University. I can’t believe they became Div I so fast…
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 11, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I rememeber powertrolling them back in 1998
They thought they were going to beat Nebraska, because, you know, it wasn’t like Nebraska’d
by Albino Tornado on Oct 11, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
DAMMIT
won three of the last 4 titles.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 11, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
They had to.
Prior to 1993, you could be D-I in basketball and D-III in football. Then the NCAA decided that was no longer acceptable, so they all had to upgrade their foobaw to D-I, which in large part is why schools like St. John’s and Siena and Iona eventually dropped football altogether.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Huh, I always wondered about that.
That same season at W&L we also played football against Georgetown, which I KNEW had a Division I basketball team (our only win that season now that I think about it). Thanks for answering an age-old question for me!
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 11, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
My first two years, '91-'93.
Then my partying got the best of me (in retrospect, I was too young to leave the nest) so I transferred home to Ole Miss and finished in ’95. And people think Ole Miss students drink a lot? Pssh…amateurs.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 11, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
If so, it would have been less than a year.
I mean, if you started your freshman year in ’92, that would have been the one year our paths crossed. I was in Gaines, a lot of my classes were in Reid Hall…worked at WLUR in the spring term. I was GDI but was at a LOT of parties anyway.
Sigh, now I’m married and (semi) sober with a buttload of master’s degrees. We all gotta get old sometime…
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 11, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I lived in Gilliam frosh year
Joined a fraternity.
I’m married, but not sober.
Roll Tide and Go Generals.
by Etch Westgrin on Oct 11, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember listening to Finebaum when Bama lost to Utah
That was an epic show.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Pawwl, downtchu thank McElroy's bangs ain't nearly long enough?
Ain’t no wonder Sakerlina shut him down with such a bitchy — pardon my Freench, Pawwl — little haircut.
by bicklefischerkane on Oct 11, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions
Saban at today's presser:
“Last year’s team proved it was the best in country. This team hasn’t proved shit. Pardon my language.”
And if anybawdy knows post-surgical pain, Pawwl, itschoo.
by bicklefischerkane on Oct 11, 2010 3:26 PM EDT reply actions
They’re really worried the healing touch of Saban has lost a ’lil something.
by collegegameballs on Oct 11, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I would watch a power hour of Saban
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I've lived in Bham for a while
For those of you who don’t know, this show is a zoo, and Finebaum isn’t necessarily a bama homer, he is the worlds worst pile-on guy. The ultimate bandwaggoner. When I moved to Bham in 2005, I thought he was the worlds biggest AUBURN fan with how much he was piling on Mike Shula.
And yet the following summer (before the '06 implosion)...
He interviewed Shula on air and professed to be a believer. Six weeks later he was calling for his head…again.
by Barry Zuckercorn on Oct 11, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Thus the famous incident...
FINEBAUM (asking Bobby Bowden): “Can I borrow a quarter? I need to call a friend of mine.”
BOWDEN: “Here’s two quarters. Call ALL your friends.”
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Actually that's Lloyd George
Asking Winston Churchill circa 1914 (they had just installed pay telephones in the House of Commons)
They don't have quarters
in England.
Sparty on. Gator done.
by SpartanGator on Oct 11, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
These people get to vote?
on the AP poll?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yes, but
they have to send in their ballots using carrier pigeons, so they’re too late to actually count.
by NoDak_jacket on Oct 11, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Cecil Hurt should not be taken without consulting a doctor.
Side effects may include sleepiness and extreme torpor.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
This will heal Julio
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
It's certainly lifted my... spirits.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Are those the names?
“Julio” and “Jones” respectively?
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
When does Legend come on?
That is when shit will hit the fan.
Usually between 5 & 6 CDT....
But Coaches Dye & Stallings are on at that time today. Probably between 4 & 5 CDT today.
no doubt... or a NASCAR race
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Census.gov has trailer home rankings!
But wait, why did Alabama scribble an “X” for their rank?
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Those are Mobile Home rankings
The rank is an X because most of the trailers in ‘Bama have broken axles, and don’t qualify as “Mobile”.
/Only half believes it.
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Oct 11, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
CECIL PLEASE COMMENCE BEING INTERESTING
that is all. Why can’t Cecil be from REELLLTOOWNNN
IF I had to bet today
…I would say Bama won’t be back in the national title game"
after several crimson painted bricks come flying thru all his windows simultaneously
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Fast forward to November,
“I mean, I’d personally pick a 3 or 4 loss SEC team over Boise.”
“I mean, why is anyone outside the SEC even considered for the national champumship?”
by bicklefischerkane on Oct 11, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Phyllis is pulling her maroon hair out waiting to get on.
Hurry up, Paul.
crow doesn't taste that bad
I’ve actually eaten it (in China, mind you)
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Cecil is going to go take a nap now
Cecil: Yawn…I think Bama is good not great…MAN…night night
What do they talk about on this show from Feb-August?
I’m very worried that the answer is “this.”
by Waitin' for a SuperFrog on Oct 11, 2010 3:31 PM EDT reply actions
uhhh, they rehash every play of every game, mainly the 58 previous minutes of the Iron Bowl last year
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Phyllis hasn't called in for months...
don’t get your hopes up to hear her.
Orson, ask Austin Murphy WTF am I supposed to do with all these now?
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
WTF chicken dinner winners?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
debt consolidation people
are the new used car salesmen… just disgusting
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
did I hear "hand-picked alabamians"?
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 11, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
yes, yes you did
Because that’s my first concern when the bank is foreclosing my home, my business is liquidating its assets, and my credit score is about as upwardly mobile as Steve Addazio’s career trajectory
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In case you’re wonder you CAN follow Chicken Dinner Winners @ChickenDinWins.
by collegegameballs on Oct 11, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions
EVERY commercial is for debt forgiveness
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sooner or later
They’ll come up with a product that reduces your debt , works as a weight-loss smoothie, and cures erectile dysfunction. And that’s the only ad you’ll need on sports talk radio.
by DevilGrad on Oct 11, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love these commercials
Much better than the car dealership ads, KNBR continually runs.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Has anyone checked on Collette Connell lately
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD1Gxrl4tLs – hope she’s making it through this
RickMuscles has a trademark....
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Bammers don't need such pills...
they just think about the Bear.
by zzgator on Oct 11, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
how do the bathtubs transfer to radio?
or the idiot grabbing his radiator cap without a rag on his hand?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
in major favor of high interest rates.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Cue Pawwwll pimpin his new book......in 3 mins
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
No one pants himself on his back better than Finebaum
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Somehow, this still makes sense
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 11, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Alan Barra....whoops....
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Mark Ingram... Trent Richardson...
Who are those guys? I don’t remember them in the game saturday
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Oct 11, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
they slept on the bus, McElwain told him we were going to the spread
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
The Wall Street Journal?
Even when Alabama loses, the southerner finds a way to trash the north
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 11, 2010 3:37 PM EDT reply actions
oh here we go
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Listening to a sports columnist from the Wall Street Journal is the same as...
getting your financial news and stock tips from Sports Illustrated.
Dr. Z says sell sell sell!
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 11, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing says SEC Sports
Like the WALL STREET JOURNAL
Dumbest thing ever said:
“(Name of any other human being) is better than Marcus Lattimore.”
Lattimore is a Grown Ass Man.
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
Boise vs TCU BCS championship
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Somehow LSU wins
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Oct 11, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
DUMBASS CALLER IS DUMBASS
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devidee is already on the air?
/suckerpunch trolling
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 11, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
boom
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Finally...
a Sayyybun was OUTCOACHED caller!
by bicklefischerkane on Oct 11, 2010 3:40 PM EDT reply actions
well, he was
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Cue "our offensive coordinator sucked"
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
I really love Greg McElroy, he's absolutely wonderful
But good god, he is absolute shit and should never play another game
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Fat Freddie
Kitchens!
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
MCElroy loses his composure
Getting fucking broken in half may have something to do with that.
by protocoach on Oct 11, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
LEAVE SAN JOSE STATE ALONE!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Screw it, I'm turning this into a drinking game
Hear a mention of 1992? 2 shots
Someone insults the north? 1 shot
Someone mentions 13 national titles? 2 shots
Some likens Greg Mcelroy to Tim Tebow? 4 shots
Someone mentions Bear Bryant? Pour Alabama whiskey on the table and snort it.
Remember that thing I said two years ago, PAAAWWWWWWLLL?
Actually, Urban Meyer is a two-trick pony.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
He's pulling for the hat?
Oh my…
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 11, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions
COCK JOKE OOOOOHHHHHH
How many more? We have time
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Thank you for making me crack up in class
if they had detention in law school, I’d be cleaning the gum off the desks today.
Rec’d
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 11, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Ladies and Gentlemen,
The REAL Ole Miss Landshark mock-ups.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 11, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THIS
was the logo for my fantasy football team last week.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 11, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
If you make enough predictions over 5 yrs, one will come true
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Doesn't even compare to this guy
Apparently now if some idiot “preacher” says Alabama will never lose a game as long as they start McElroy, and you disagree, it makes you a prophet.
HAN DA DAMN BAW AWFF
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and Jim from Tuscaloosa makes an appearance.
by Barry Zuckercorn on Oct 11, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions
Is snake handler an actual profession?
It should be.
.......aaaaaaand where we go......
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
YESS!!! OC MELTDOWN
And Finebawwwm eggs it on… Now you know why this show is popular… he gives the fans what they want.
A Yankee college football fan want to know: Is the show always this hilarious or are you guys used to it by now?
Yes to both questions
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Oct 11, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
HAND THA BAWL OFF!
I really, really wish this guy could be a YTMND.
by TheFakeGimelMartinez on Oct 11, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
We have a request for the T-formation.
[hearts hearts hearts]
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 11, 2010 3:45 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
And there goes McElroy
Right under the bus.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Who is Allan Barra (spell?)
Is he a reporter? who does he write for?
McElwain addicted to pain killers.....film at 11
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Greg McElroy has lost ONE game as Alabama's quarterback.
HE’S NOT A GOOD QUARTERBACK
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 11, 2010 3:46 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
bless his heart
/grandmadrivesthebus
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
FAAHHHHHRR MACULWAYNE
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Sounds like that kid from Gainesville
I’ve heard that about him a lot this season.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 11, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Somewhere in Tuscaloosa, one of Coach McElwain's windows has a brick with his name on it....
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Alabama should have one the game.
Despite the fact that USC scored five TD’s.
This is ridiculous
Being from the midwest, I’ve never heard anything approaching this. “Did Nick Saban even coach McElroy? Plus, he doesn’t have the athletic ability to compete… I mean, he’s one of my favorite players ever, but ….” Just nuts.
Shot at New Jersey
Drink
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
This is everything I thought it would be..
God Bless the citizens of Aladamnbama
guy got arenas and cody confused.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
tuned in at the suggestions of multiple blogs....
wtf is going on here?
by knowshon loves legos on Oct 11, 2010 3:48 PM EDT reply actions
Pawwl
Why cayent our OC go long with Extenze like Jimmy Johnson, huh Pawl!!
A "real" pro-stadium?
I guess you have to leave Alabama for that.
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 11, 2010 3:48 PM EDT reply actions
So...
If this guy is this upset for this one loss I would hate to see him around 2003
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
There is blank spot in my mind in between October and December 2007
I’m pretty sure nothing happened in that period of time. NOTHING AT ALL
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Oct 11, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
see also
excercise, eating less
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Shut. Up.
You take that back, you take that back NOW.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Oct 11, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How to lose weight really fast:
graduate school and a night job to fund it.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Double. Board. Certified.
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Cuba and guatemala
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"takin the fat outta ya ass and putting it in your penis"
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
That doesn't sound like the JJ I remember
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Our boring offense that was boring last year
and the year before is boring again this year but we lost so our boring offense is to blame.
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
I like how the engagement ring gets advertised back-to-back with liposuction.
She gets what she wants, he gets what he wants
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 11, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions
"suckin the fat out"
being sang by Tony Kurre is the real true fear. It cuts to the bone.
Alabama's Longest Business Requirements:
Wood Alcohol
Bear Bryant Endorsement
by Shoopmonster on Oct 11, 2010 3:50 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Alabama has a Bryant National Bank
#notkidding #thereismorethanone http://www.bryantbank.com/
Don't forget about Bryant Drive, Bryant High School, Bryant Museum
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Oct 11, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Pine Trees
double as currency, too
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Our business has been proudly open in Alabama
since Jesus killed the dinosaurs.
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
200 years ago
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm still waiting for a caller to call Jim McElwain "that hippie from the West Coast."
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
How soon before they jump on Kirby Smart?
He’s gotten out scott free so far?
He runs a real defense
Unlike McElwain who runs that goofy offense.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Newfangled forward passing hippies
Next thing you know they’ll be sneaking over our borders and aborting our unborn babies.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 11, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Saban will rip the spine out of the first Booer he can find.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This talk of the NFL
brought to you by the requirements of being on XM radio
He's a paper soldier
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
A++++ CALL
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Oh shit, incest reference
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Pato is fucking awesome
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yay, more shit to pile on the mountain of shitty fucking shit
EABOD, one and all.
nobody knows whats going on
his wife and his kids don’t deserve this
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
RE: Being out with Brett Favre
Definitely thought he was going to say he didn’t need to say pics of Favre’s dong
Brett Farve hit me in the head with an 80mph waterlogged Nerf football ...
in Gulf shores in ’88….true story…
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Is he as nice as everybody says he is?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Oct 11, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's like a kid out there
An obnoxious, gray haired kid with a camera phone and no pants.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 11, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
did he send send you any picture texts afterwards?
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LOL, Brett was a roommate of a teammate of mine in high school
they came to the beach, and he is insane, and made no apologies then, or now…but an RPG launcher on his shoulder….he was like 6’2 175 then, and ran like a deer, now he runs like a Deere…
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
"I love them cocks."
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Caller...turn the volume down on your voice
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 3:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
LOVE the kids in the background...
classic.
by zzgator on Oct 11, 2010 3:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
probably her illegal daycare...
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Tammy's hammered
…and I just heard a baby in the background.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
HEY METH AINT GOT NO SIDE EFFECTS IF YALL DIP IT'N MOONSHAAAHHHHN
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Tammy takes the early lead
for caller of the day. That was strong…passionate…full great content…and factual
"I'm still cockin', Paul."
-Mike DuBose
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
Kids are screaming in the background....
She doesn’t care one bit.
you'd scream too
if you had to live with that
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
shut up! /smack. Quiet Down! /chucks empty jack bottle
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Their reflexes are going to be something else.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
That's how Saban does it
Cullman is the Sparta of the Bible Belt.
by Emerszi on Oct 11, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
With your shield or on it, son.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Oct 11, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shaddap! /smack. Git Kwy-yet! /chucks empty dickel bottle
/fixed
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohio State Baby!
until they lose to Michigan state
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
We don't play
until next years big ten championship game
/end delusion
Sparty on. Gator done.
by SpartanGator on Oct 11, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
TAMMY?!
What a terrible time for my audio to mess up
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
I am gonna love tearing their hearts out and feeding it to them in BDS
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Leave it an Ohio State fan to keep perspective after a loss
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 11, 2010 3:56 PM EDT reply actions
we have to deal with the devidee
sorry, but it drags a most ya in, though
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
i can go with that
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
the circle of life is faster than this point
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
This caller sounds sober
I think we need more Tammy, because sober lady is BORING.
I got all dem Alabama fans on the Facebooks
Seriously, though: this sounds very similar to UK Basketball fans, except replace Finebaum with a UKAA-approved talking head trying to calm everybody down.
If you added Finebaum to UK Basketball fans, Rick Pitino would have resigned from the Louisville job 3 days after taking it. Plus, Rick would have never met Karen Sypher.
by TheFakeGimelMartinez on Oct 11, 2010 3:58 PM EDT reply actions
FakeGimel! What are youd doing off KSR?
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Hanging around, watchin' movies, I dunno, just some stuff
And twitter (@fakegimel).
by TheFakeGimelMartinez on Oct 11, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
This is all part of the plan for tOSU to only possibly win BCSCGs when their opponent
is not from the SEC.
ESPN projected the initial BCS rankings
Ohio State is 5th. Please let this happen.
Apparently computers don’t drink big ten Kool-Aid.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 11, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
It'll change, once OSU gets Iowa, Wisconsin, Michigan, and PSU...
if the Buckeyes win out, they’ll be in the BCS NCG, unless OSU gets passed in the polls.
Remember, the new situation came about because the #1 team in the polls was left out of the championship game, and so they put more emphasis on the voters. It won’t happen again.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
I know it will not last through an entire season,
but I would love to see that in the initial rankings, especially if I could listen to the Columbus equivalent of Finebaum the day after.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 11, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Even Mandel is listening
slmandel Stewart Mandel
Who is this totally rational caller on Finebaum? There’s no place for that.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
USC fans are more apathetic than classless.
they’re not bad.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Bama fans complaining about other fans.
Classic.
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
with the trailer park reference!
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
LOLOLOLOLOL
Bama fans call another fan group the “rudest fans”. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Hey bitch, we are awesome fans
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Oct 11, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
"Hey bitch, look at the scoreboard."
Translation for non-SEC speakers: “Hello, hope you have a nice day!”
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
GO DIE IN A FIRE!
trans: drive home safely!
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I love how she’s complaining about the fans of another fanbase being rude.
Because nobody from the state of Alabama has ever been rude. Ever.
POLITENESS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Oct 11, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
"Cocks...and the name is fitting"
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I like this scoreboard shirt
the picture is William Quantrill burning Lawrence, KS
by jschooltiger on Oct 11, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Heard a KU fan go apeshit over that
“OMG dude REAL PEOPLE got hurt in there, what’s wrong with you?”
“wtf, when does “too soon” end?"
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This lady is on something...
Carisoprodol, cyclobenzaprine….?
"Hey bitch! Look at the scoreboard!"
I’m going to use this when my 7-year-old’s soccer team wins their next game.
by TheFakeGimelMartinez on Oct 11, 2010 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
I say that to the wife when I win an argument
Once every 10 years, in other words.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
wow
i’ve never heard of a bama fan be an asshole befoer. i feel really bad for this lady
by knowshon loves legos on Oct 11, 2010 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
USC fans live in trailers....
BAMA fans have the class to buy double-wides?
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 11, 2010 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
That's nothing
When I was at the Cal-Tennessee game in Berkeley a couple of years ago, a Cal fan looked at a Tennessee female fan and said, “Scoreboard c-word.”
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Hey Bitch! The new perfume from South Carolina's Fairground with a Stadium in it..
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Who knew DMX was a Sakerlina fan?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxJ3mm2VPtA
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
Definition of Irony
Bama fans talk more about “class” than any other program
by Jgator85 on Oct 11, 2010 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So ALL that...
and at the end the 3 people sitting around here turned out to be great. Huh.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Oct 11, 2010 4:00 PM EDT reply actions
This woman was as believable as Maella Ewell
from To Kill a Mockingbird. And just as classy. She also seemed to be suggesting that she and Paul might have, ummm …. biblical knowledge of one another.
oooh get ready for Brando
they all hate brando. He’s got electrolytes
by Jgator85 on Oct 11, 2010 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Tim Brando is next.
Masks on, soldiers. The gas is blowing this way.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 11, 2010 4:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Finebaum has a PhD in trolling
It’s a thing of wonder.
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Oct 11, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
The funny thing is...
I got some of that in Tuscaloosa a week ago. Then again, a person my my own fanbase sucker punched me Friday night…
That's how real we are.
WE EVEN ASSAULT OURSELVES. <——good metaphor for Florida 2010
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 11, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
USC stadium really, realy sucks. I've been to a few.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Why don't we just get it out of the way
Every fanbase is a bunch of assholes. The end. Do we have to keep discussing it?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Actually, the Nebraska crowd is overwhelmingly cool
My opinion will probably change once they join the league
NO WAY
I heard a story once about a person who went to a Nebraska game and one out of the tens of thousands of Nebraska fans was like a total asshole.
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Oct 11, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I will now root for Nebraska
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Oct 11, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
1,000 cocktails to you
OMG I just said “cocktails” that means I must be a GameCock fan!
/plays Sandstorm with a cock crowing over it
by TheFakeGimelMartinez on Oct 11, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
except UNC. Where they're just waiting for basketball season to start.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I was at the 'Inn on Saturday (still have friends in grad school there), and that's what everyone was talking about
and being excessively polite to Clemson fans.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You are on the wrong website
We exist to mock the bombastic. The perfect outlet for your courteous appreciation of minimalist expressionism awaits at http://www.philipglass.com/
by Gord the Rogue on Oct 11, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Before we hear the liposuction ad again
I have to ask, is it really “surgery” if you can perform it on your likely group of patients with a garden hose?
Its a robotic arm
Well, the garden hose is hooked up to an old Nintendo R.O.B. It takes a lot of skill to make sure the spinning tops don’t go into the patient.
by TheFakeGimelMartinez on Oct 11, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
We might need a new thread for the last two hours
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Fuck you Brooks conrad
I hope he gets raped by dickwolves.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Peter Bean and myself love Brooks Conrad
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Can't trust a man with two first names
Or maybe two last names.
Anyway, I feel bad for the man, he shouldn’t have been there to begin with.
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Seven
fucking errors in seven fucking games.
by Infield Elephant on Oct 11, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I could play a better second
and I’m a pure lefty
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I just thought
I should check on my neighbors. They’re Bama fans, and I haven’t seen their truck drive by since Saturday. I could be walking into a murder-suicide. I’ll be sure to share pics.
Wait.
Does that mean that Alabama is Nickleback or Linkin Park?
by TheFakeGimelMartinez on Oct 11, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Nahhh
In that case I hate the band and the fans (Nickelback, et al)
WE GOT EXTRA BRENERGY
I swear he just said that.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
Will I have an opportunity to listen to a replay of this show?
sounds like I’m missing something special
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 11, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I need to hear this Tammy character
And imagine Thomas Jefferson taking back everything he ever said.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
by Joey C. on Oct 11, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i'm sure there'll be a podcast available
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
This is classic stuff....
…as I knew it would be!
The lunatic fringe yells the loudest…and the lunatics will be in full form today, Alabama and Auburn.
RTR.
Ricky Bromberg talking about "Value"
Makes as much sense as “Scoreboard Bitch” talking about “class.”
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
by boddagettaflyer on Oct 11, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions
had to drop Finebaum and join a conference call
less shrieking but just about as inane.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
apparently the bama sidewalk alumni here at work have a Finebaum radar
i just had to run 3 of em out of my office.
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
why does finebaum
have to stroke his ego after every commercial break? “THE SOUTHS LEADING BLAH BLAH”
Brando going with the cliches early
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Brando's usually good for a couple molitovs.
Let’s watch, but not too closely. Especially if you’re wearing polyester.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 11, 2010 4:08 PM EDT reply actions
I like how this guy is trying to look back, provide context, and generally sound like he's putting shit into perspective
After leading with the comment, “This has changed college football forever.”
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more than the forward pass
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I thought he was being tongue in cheek with the opening line
but of course it’s hard to tell on Finebaum
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Oct 11, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Brando owns stock in the show
/guessing
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
So that Finebaum can work his special magic
I bet he gets tired being the straight man.
by TheFakeGimelMartinez on Oct 11, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
for the reaction to the national guest. That’s the winning formula. Haven’t you heard this is America’s barber shop?
by Nonpopulist on Oct 11, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The best callers in all of radio
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Oct 11, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you saying
that they would win the radio caller national championship?
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 11, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
no, he saying they already have won it
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 11, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
4582 times
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Oct 11, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
outright right?
we aren’t counting the ties?
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 11, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not saying
but I’m saying, The best callers to Jim Rome’s show would be like the Patriots, and the best callers from Finebaum would be like the Dolphins in the game they unveiled the wildcat against the Patriots in Foxboro a few years ago.
Eight self-references in the first segment from Brando.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
Time needs to be filled
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
wait what?
I knew he was a big baseball guy, did not know he was a football player
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Look at him
Mocking us with his perfect hair, helmet be damned.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
surprised he doesn't have a lit lucky strike dangling out of the corner of his mouth
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Brando Lives his job
SO: as the season goes on more and more teams will lose games and thus we will have fewer undefeated teams. genius
"I don't just do my job, I live my job."
It must be hard being filled with a fragrant saline solution and repeatedly drained into vaginas on a daily basis, Tim.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 11, 2010 4:12 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
or shit sandwiched between two loaves of bread
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He used to be an enema
So actually, this is a serious upgrade
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Brando talking about Bama fans pulling for Auburn reminds me....
Living in Atlanta and despising UGA, I have to pull for them now to beat UF and Auburn.
Was LSU really better prepared than Florida?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
that is a thread by itself
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Millian Utility?
sure.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
They obviously didn't prepare for Tennessee
So they had two weeks of prep for Florida…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Oct 11, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn sure were for the fake kick
And realistically LSU dominated the stat sheet. And they haven’t done that to too many teams this year.
by Billy Gomila on Oct 11, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair, up til that point
They hadn’t faced an offense like Florida’s
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 11, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Brando: Ummm...well they are lucky?
he should have said that
why did this get boring?
where are all the crazies i tuned in for?
by knowshon loves legos on Oct 11, 2010 4:15 PM EDT reply actions
Have Charles or Shane or Jim called in yet?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Charles led off.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 11, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry to have missed it
It must have been good
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Oct 11, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Next caller:
WHO THE SHIT-HELL IS WOODY HAYES PAWWWL
________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
That crazy Michigan fucker wants Les Miles up north
oh man, that would give me an endless supply of rock and roll bonerz
Harbaugh ain't no michigan man!
bring in Miles
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This segment is reminding me why I use my television's mute button...
DO NOT WANT.
Less “commentary and analysis”…more craziness and lamenting, please.
Wait, wait
Bo Schembechler had tertiary syphilis?
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
Surprised it took this long to get to the whole "LETS PUT IN THE BACKUP QB" thing
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Pull McElroy? But he hadn't lost SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
if you can chew,
you can hand off.
so, no.
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I'unno why we wasn't lookin' into that Mustain character
And that feller can punt, too!
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
TWITTER WORLD PAWWWLLL!
ALL SORTS OF THINGS IN THE TWITTER WORLD BEING SAID!
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 11, 2010 4:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
McElroy has one career college loss
And now he’s the worst QB of all-time?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
He lost, so clearly his backup is better.
by ToStirItRound on Oct 11, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Just like Garcia's backup
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Oct 11, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
he -lost- threw an incompletion so *garcia's* backup is better
fixed
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
DId you know
that was McElroy’s first loss since middle school!!!??!?!??!?
Brando finally gets it right.
Those were coverage sacks.
But, McElroy did hold on too long.
But SABAN said that open dates don't matter!
so did Spurrier…so they don’t dammit
Paul Finebaum goes to SportClips?
/head asplode
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
by boddagettaflyer on Oct 11, 2010 4:20 PM EDT reply actions
sounds like his idea of a head and shoulder massage is different than mine.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
We've always been at war with Eurasia
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
technically, if we're counting the trade wars between Holland and England
you’d be right
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Rashomon'd
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Oct 11, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
aren't you a lawyer?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
A poor one...
for reasons which are now obvious. And by poor I am speaking monetarily, not qualitatively.
I wonder how many Alabama fans propose with a replica National Championship ring.
by collegegameballs on Oct 11, 2010 4:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
All of them?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Unlike their hajji-owned competition, I'm sure
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Christ, I wish I could listen to this
There’s this one asshat in the law library keeping me from putting it on blast. Thanks to y’all I’m at least getting a taste of out of the flavor trough.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Woot! Davidson on FSC!
Spear is choking on a big one. again.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
whaaa?
i went to use the bathroom
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we're actually winning
but Spear should still be out of a job after this season.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Cool & The Gang?
Do they listen to hip hop in Alabama?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Scarface isn't from Alabama originally?
he started in Houston,
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
One hour and 24 minute in, and we have no calls for Saban's firing.
/still waiting.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
Unsettling.
WHERE ARE THEY. [checks sky for smoke]
________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Oct 11, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I know we're crazy
But that crazy?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Oct 11, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, and Ole Miss fan.
This should go well.
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
Tim Brando is all liquored up...
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Here we go again.....
What’s YOUR DEAL?
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 11, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
No deal dude...
Just lots of woodshed mentions and some free time on my hands. Sorry.
LOL...just going with the meme.
The woodshed was the shed…for wood…and apparently household discipline took place behind it.
I see what you did there.
I can see my wiener when I pee!
We call it a "House"
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
In all honesty,
people in DFW are freaked out by the concept of a wooden house
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 11, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess, I'm a transplant
they all freaked when they heard I grew up in a wooden home with, dare I say it, a basement.
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 11, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah pretty much all homes are brick with a certain allotment of vinyl siding
and no basements down here on the texas coast, they would constantly fill with water…
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 11, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously?
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 11, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean, they're rebuilding St. Anthony's, and it's been pretty rainy, but Oxford is fine
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You're asking on Finebaum if Alabama is going to woodshed Ole Miss?
That’s going to go well…
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
All the sudden, South Carolina had weapons.
I thought we didn’t have anything to match up with Bama.
Dan the Bulldog Meats (sic) Urban the Poodle
In the swamp, on the floor, whatever.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
PERSPECTIVE
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 11, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
ha..
I only wish this would happen. Not counting on it.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
That bulldog aint doin no damage....
everybody knows poodles are whores
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
She does seem to be enjoying it
If MSU ever plays USC, I’ll go to the trouble of pasting Kiff’s beautiful, sexy face onto the poodle.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Alabama "should have won the game"....they lost by 14.
By that TERRIBLE logic, Ohio State should have beaten LSU in 2008
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
Having not listened to sports radio in several years,
I’ve forgotten how awful the logic in the whole genre is…
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
Not a Clue
Brando makes the English Language sounds like Pigdin.
by PlainsmanParkingLot on Oct 11, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Tim Brando played *a lot* of Based Loaded II
by TheFakeGimelMartinez on Oct 11, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Bases, even
HEY TONY YOU SO FINE, YOU SO FINE, BECAUSE YOU WENT TO SEE DR. MICKEY.
by TheFakeGimelMartinez on Oct 11, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
So I finally get home from class
To see this. And no, it does not disappoint.
This makes the redneck Florida fans look like writers for the New Yorker.
Oh yay
More Brando
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
How much longer is Brando on?
I’m ready for more pure trollin’
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
I don't know about y'all, but I could really go for some lipo right about now.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Oct 11, 2010 4:33 PM EDT reply actions
followed by diamonds
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Lipo is great because it lets you get skinny
while still eating at Hardee’s four times a week.
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
I need a new mattress
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
How much coin is Dr. Muecke droppin on this Finebaum show?
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
2 ways to eat stuff down here
fried & uncooked
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Counter Culture Coffee FTW!
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Counter Culture Coffee Pure
it belongs to the People!
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 11, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I had some sun-dried Counter Culture coffee at Octane on Marietta Street today.
It was weird, but good.
by ToStirItRound on Oct 11, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
they're based in Durham- one of those things where if you get coffee from an "indie" coffee shop, they probably supply it.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
and some Netflix, and another mattress
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Dr. Muecke is lipoing
everyone at WJOX for free… they giver her many ads for free
Darius Rucker is from Columbia, SC
makin’ me laugh there
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
they still do concerts every year, right?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
also: the guy who sang "I'll Be"
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Not a Bush fan?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
If those lyrics don't touch your soul, you need to check that you still have one, friend
There must be something we can eat
Maybe find another lover
Should I fly to Los Angeles
Find my asshole brother
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
I only recently jumped in as I was at the gym so I haven't heard everything he's played
I’m an atypical Auburn fan…
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 11, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Something tells me Dr Muecke
just reversed a part on a pressure washer and rented a space in a strip mall.
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
by JimHalpert on Oct 11, 2010 4:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
YANKEEES!!!!!!
IT’S BURNING MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
by JimHalpert on Oct 11, 2010 4:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
There are cocks fans in new jersey??
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Must be a transplant....he's goin' the wrong way
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
lots of fans of cocks, that's for sure
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
or a midwesterner at the gulf?
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohio state in a bowl game?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Oct 11, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's like a furrin' language, Pawl
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
by boddagettaflyer on Oct 11, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
YAY LETS TALK MORE ABOUT THE SCOREBOARD BITCH
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Scoreboard bitch is my fav of the day so far.
Also token bammer championship quote followed.
by ProthrosGoodLeg on Oct 11, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
"The Alabama...uh....uh...supporter"
I think the word you were looking for was bitch.
by zzgator on Oct 11, 2010 4:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I vote for this for next bumper music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEvNS5TzvwM
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
oh here we go. Time to blame saban
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Saban finally under the bus
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
HAHAHAHA
“YOU SOUND LIKE A GIRL” – Nice burn!!!
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
I bet the call screener kept this guy on hold for a solid hour to get him ready and fuming
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 11, 2010 4:42 PM EDT reply actions
you are spot on, there
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Has the website been set up yet?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
and then colorado can hire him.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
i suggested that before i left to a couple of bama fans
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
"80% pass"
35 pass
36 rush
/boxscore’d
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Sacks do count as rushes
So the numbers got rush-skewed some. If I recall there were 6 sacks or so, so it’s more like 42 pass/29 rush. Not quite 80%, but whatevs.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
His voice cracked
Caller: “Saban is a bad coach”
Brando: “You are dumb”
Caller: “You will die and I will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Mcelroy's mock turtleneck wasn't to blame Tim
by ProthrosGoodLeg on Oct 11, 2010 4:42 PM EDT reply actions
To be fair it's pretty easy to be condescending if you're talking to this guy
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Oct 11, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Ten yards a carry????
What game did he watch?
PUCKER PUCKER PUCKER
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Louisiana and Alabama
Intellectual repartee – can’t beat it – winner is whoever hits the highest octave.
no, your brain has the shell on it....
shut up, richard.
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
no....
why?
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I got totally douched with mud!
That doesn’t smell like mud chuckko.
by Spanktrovision on Oct 11, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
maniac
maaaaniac
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
It's amazing
they are taking breaths at the same time, it’s like a arranged symphony of jerry springer clips
Archie Manning has no clue what he's talking about?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
FIGHT
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
Tim Brando is a dead man
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
And with "Alabama fans are clueless"
the switchboard in the Paul Finebaum Studio and Sex Palace explodes.
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
WERE YOU IN THE BREAK ROOM SMOKING CRACK????????????????????
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
by boddagettaflyer on Oct 11, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions
This is worth the price of admission.
“smokin’ crack” for the win.
Brando didn't watch the game???
He only did the pre-game, half-time and post-game for CBS.
This caller is f*ing awesome
go go go go go.
Brando is smoking crack! YES
"Were you smoking crack?"
My new signature!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"You can look at the stat sheet all you want."
“But it will still be an inscrutable slate of squiggles, shapes, and lines you can’t read.”—-Illiterate Tim Brando.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 11, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Finebaum stokes like a master.
I’d dare say he’s a masterstoker.
by TheFakeGimelMartinez on Oct 11, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions
Don't Worry. Alabamians rarely vote
Unless it’s in 4H competitions and Flora Bama Bikini Showdowns.
by PlainsmanParkingLot on Oct 11, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
or against the state lottery
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Voting in Alabama
wins “King of the Stupids” competition. Case in point. We elected a Governor (Don Seigelman) on a Lottery Platform…and then promptly voted against the Lottery.
by PlainsmanParkingLot on Oct 11, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
looks like we'll get a repeat whoever is the next governor, too
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh I'm thrilled about the upcoming election
A dermatologist puppet-boy republican candidate vs a “I’m just a country boy” democrat candidate. Terrible.
November 2nd will be one long series of /facepalms.
by PlainsmanParkingLot on Oct 11, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Sparks will probably win
due to the fact that his name is on every gas pump in the state
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Almost identical to our election
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They didn’t run the ball in the last 2 minutes!
I mean, how stupid are you! Don’t you know you’re supposed to run to stop the clock!
Wait…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Oct 11, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
God I hate that this show is in my state
It’s been so long since the last loss I forgot what true shame feels like
In fact, most SEC players don't consider their careers complete unless their bus nearly gets overturned in Baton Rouge or someone flings bodily fluid at their coach's wife in Gainesville. - Andy Staples
by Wallacewade04 on Oct 11, 2010 4:45 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Spurrier and Saban made a deal.
My only argument is you’re stupid.
Finebaum mercifully goes to break
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Ur argumentz am inviliad
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Hope the 'Bama caller
doesn’t get called back into court
"Alabama didn't run the ball for the last 10 and a half minutes"
Alabama got the ball left with 7 minutes left, down 14 points. I bet South Carolina would have loved to have them run the ball
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
greatttttttttt so far
FIRE MACLVENY FIRE EVERYONE haha after r 2 mediocre seasons we want our o coordinator gone but ONE game its all over! Tim Brando you sir are a crackhead hahahah
that guy made the wait
all worth it.
Tims smug.
PAWWWWLs silence
and a rambling nearly indignant random caller.
...i'm not falling asleep; i'm just fading to black...
Les Miles
But it actually works out somehow
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Oct 11, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Furd and Oregon
but it works.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'd like to buy that last caller a McFlurry.
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
I'm not buying an engagement ring from this guy
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
i bought mine from his family member
they have 4 stores in Jacksonville.
Here they are Underwoods, but they are owned by a Bromberg family member.
...i'm not falling asleep; i'm just fading to black...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 11, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Alabama's oldest business
has nothing to do with livestock or alcohol?
Those are businesses,
they’re facts of life.
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 11, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
If by alcohol you mean "Prohibiting the consumption of"
Then, yes.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Oct 11, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
SC was run blitzing the whole game
hell gamecocks were even run blitzing when they were on offense…good caller though
Crack....
secret fuel for Brando’s Halftime Blitz
by Patrick_the_Ruminator on Oct 11, 2010 4:48 PM EDT reply actions
it would just
be a bunch of noise…ultimately Tammy would win with her rooster crow
Someone needs to provide a transcript.
Good lord. That can’t possibly have been real.
I thought Shreveport
was more meth than crack?
Bleacher Report: "Brando smokes crack during CBS college games."
So says a Finebaum caller.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
by 49er16 on Oct 11, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Way too well-sourced to be a legitimate BR article
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Oct 11, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I write most of mine based on my own hazy observations while funnelling Four Loko from a chuggler
basically, I mail it in harder than Rick Reilly.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 11, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Fwiw MATHS
Bama second half rushes: 4, for 5.75 ypc. That’s being generous and excluding McElroy’s scrambles and sacks which obviously kill the average
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maybe they could run more?
I see the point.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
IT WAS 10 YARDS PER CARRY
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
I've never even heard a Crown Royal ad on the radio before.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Cinjun Tate just got cash register eyes
Cash that $0.35 royalty check, my good man!
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
They're still jealous of that bitch Alyssa Milano
Even though that shit was, like, so 10 years ago.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Hippie caller
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I mean...
I can’t do anything but sit here and give a slow clap.
That was divine and spectacular. I think I saw the face of God.
Editor, Voodoofive.com. The Toughest Blog In America.
you know this isn't fair
I’m never going to get see a microscope put on all the shit heads in other teams fan bases
unless Arky loses of course
/sucksontailpipe
In fact, most SEC players don't consider their careers complete unless their bus nearly gets overturned in Baton Rouge or someone flings bodily fluid at their coach's wife in Gainesville. - Andy Staples
"They aren't where they thought they were!"
And that’s why the took the damn field?
by TheFakeGimelMartinez on Oct 11, 2010 4:51 PM EDT reply actions
"They aren't what we thought they were"...
Channeling Dennis Green….
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"The one who accused you of smoking crack?"-Finebaum
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
BRANDO ADMITS CRACK ADDICTION MUST CREDIT EDSBS
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 11, 2010 4:52 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
+, um, Eleventy Billion or so??
Editor, Voodoofive.com. The Toughest Blog In America.
by Collin Sherwin on Oct 11, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
FWIW, Alabama had 315 passing yards on 35 attempts, and 36 rushing yards on 29 attempts...
I think the crack pipe guy was a little pot calling the kettle black
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"I'm his bookie."
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
At 14 bucks an hour, that's 560 bucks in a 40 hour work week, pre-taxes
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
He shed his points
for your wins?
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 11, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
"There's always been a penchant for Alabama fans thinking they know more than anybody else"
This just in: Bears shit in the woods.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Water is wet, etc.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THE BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS!
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
the Bear shit wherever he pleased
In fact, most SEC players don't consider their careers complete unless their bus nearly gets overturned in Baton Rouge or someone flings bodily fluid at their coach's wife in Gainesville. - Andy Staples
by Wallacewade04 on Oct 11, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They're probably right
So long as you understand football only as a chain of clichés.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
SHOULD HAVE FIRED THE BEAR, HOW DARE HE LOSE SOME GAMES?!?!
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Oct 11, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
A guy calling and claiming he's the last guy's bookie.
You can’t make this shit up.
This guy's life really blows. His gambling problem is ruining his marriage.
BRAND: LOL FUCKER
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 11, 2010 4:54 PM EDT reply actions
Bookie
That is a great call. This guy is a ringer…you know how to spot a ringer…they do math and they are subtly funny
This is payback for all the "meltdown" posts at RBR isn't it?
In fact, most SEC players don't consider their careers complete unless their bus nearly gets overturned in Baton Rouge or someone flings bodily fluid at their coach's wife in Gainesville. - Andy Staples
hmm
this could be true
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
/LSU loses their next game
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
they're playing McNeese St
/miles istill the coach
//point taken
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
Can we make this a normal feature on the site for after every Bama loss?
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Oct 11, 2010 4:58 PM EDT reply actions
Yeh...we would have 3 more this year...
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
so, just to be clear, pre-season rankings help drive BCS outcomes?
This is some penetrating insight here
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Hippies don't send angry e-mails
Bitter, sure
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
passive-aggressive, sure
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hide ya coach, hide yo coordinators, we firin everabody ovra here
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by firin
we mean shootin
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
burning first
then shooting
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
werd
i hope you saw the poodle gif much earlier.. it was for you and spencer.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
nice!
i saw it. awful random, but appreciated.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
ooh, look a butterfly
i learned everything i know about attention from les miles.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll probably be vurra quiet about this weekends game
until its over, or i’m drunk. so… yeah…
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice use of "ovra"
As pronounced by old Southern women, the same ones that pronounce the letter “R” as “aurra.”
Metal Roofing! Stylish!
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
cheap to replace after alla dem hurr-e-kins
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Over 900 comments
We need lives
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
columbus day, day after a match
got some time to burn, why not?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I work early in the morning
So I have the rest of the day off.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
librul media bias
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 11, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Again, Fuck you Brooks Conrad
seriously, dickwolves
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Now, are these wolves comprised entirely of dicks?
Or wolves that have dicks on the business ends of their scary parts?
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
whichever seems worse
to you
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
context
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
shit
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/8/11/
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Is this Bara guy going to be on?
Cause I would like for HIM to take some calls…
Is it too early to declare a winner?
Brando-Smokes-Crack going away over Screaming-Cocks and Scoreboard-Bitch.
MSState has a single qing QB they can borrow
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
SFA?
you got me, i reckon.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Super Furry Animals
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
hmm
fits, works. sell it!
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
More lipo commercials
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Dear god we need to curb stomp Ole Miss to stop this shit
In fact, most SEC players don't consider their careers complete unless their bus nearly gets overturned in Baton Rouge or someone flings bodily fluid at their coach's wife in Gainesville. - Andy Staples
2nd'd
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
3rd
Masoli will wish he’d never heard of Ole Miss.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll take 4th
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Should have held his feet to the fire before
the Eastern Michigan tilt.
by Patrick_the_Ruminator on Oct 11, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently Dr. Muecke
is funding all of Birmingham radio now
by The Bruce Dickinson on Oct 11, 2010 5:07 PM EDT reply actions
I'm caling it now bammer lose to Ole Piss.
Jax State claims #2 state ranking.
by ProthrosGoodLeg on Oct 11, 2010 5:08 PM EDT reply actions
John? John Brantley?
is that you?
In fact, most SEC players don't consider their careers complete unless their bus nearly gets overturned in Baton Rouge or someone flings bodily fluid at their coach's wife in Gainesville. - Andy Staples
by Wallacewade04 on Oct 11, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
There's an accident by the McDonald's at the galleria.
In case any of y’all were headed that way.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Oct 11, 2010 5:08 PM EDT reply actions
doesn't matter in Birmingham...
That will back up traffic in downtown…and its 10 miles away from the accident
by The Bruce Dickinson on Oct 11, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
ahahahahahahahaha
suck it brando
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
These intros are unreal
“Paul Finebaum, he has a giant wang.”
Marcus Lattimore might be the best running back in the country?
Fact or Fiction?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Cam Newton is the best offense in the country
/that was easy
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Fiction according to the Wall Street Journal
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Fucking libertarians.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Lattimore is good, but...
Ballard has more TD’s
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
What would tOSU's record be in the SEC West?
I’m going with 4-4, tops
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
/paging devidee
//start new thread to contain trollage
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Please don't
I don’t think I can handle the conversation that might spawn right now
In fact, most SEC players don't consider their careers complete unless their bus nearly gets overturned in Baton Rouge or someone flings bodily fluid at their coach's wife in Gainesville. - Andy Staples
by Wallacewade04 on Oct 11, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
aaaand here we go!
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
0-9, obviously
mmm…. goats.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Sorry, I'm all over Bama's loss
…but, I hate that puts the fuckeyes at the top
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
It might
The fucking trained chimps who make the Big Ten schedule managed to fix it so that OSU doesn’t play Michigan State, which is starting to look like a team of destiny.
There's no fix, dude
Just a rotation.
Thankfully next year the championship game will be instituted and this co-champ shit will die.
"Did you get your promise ring back from Spurrier?"
Chad from Louisville, thank you.
by TheFakeGimelMartinez on Oct 11, 2010 5:16 PM EDT reply actions
Spurrier gave himself the game ball?
God Damn I love that man.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Yeah...he deserved it
He accepted it for “fate”. He had an inspirational message to the players stating that it was their fate that they beat Bama. Ballsy statement
It's hard to get up for 3 games in a row then go to Florida then
wtf? HOW DO YOU KNOW SUCH AN OBSCURE BEAR QUOTE ALABAMA MAN?
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
And your point is?
About a gentleman who hasn’t been around for 30 years?
HERE COMES THE SHIT AVALANCHE.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
BEAR MENTION
Drink whole fifth…
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 11, 2010 5:20 PM EDT reply actions
Did Finebaum just blaspheme?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I am not sure I am at a safe enough distance from this show.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Oct 11, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the moon MAY be far enough
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
HOLY HELL
Finebaum totally just said THE BEAR was dead and the caller rolled right by him. Fans still in shock.
________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
I'm glad
the caller went away enlightened.
I mahrried a Bahr
Rawr rawr rawr..can’t understand a word she says.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2010 5:21 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Holy shit.
I think I’m related to the last caller.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Oct 11, 2010 5:21 PM EDT reply actions
As soon as he said that, I bolted to update my profile.
It was Internet Gold.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Oct 11, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Landscape of sports radio in columbia
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"Well mah QUESTION ee-uz...
… doo you think th’ team can get better?"
“I do.”
“Well awlright. Thank ya, Pawwwl.”
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Can't... do... log... regression... brain... hurts...
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I am so glad that finebaum is on Sirius XM
to let the rest of the world know what it has been missing.
this is my first time to listen to this
..is it always this ridiculous?
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
usually
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
OK THEN! that last call was from the old man in the bank from "Raising Arizona"
“Which is it young feller, you want me to freeze or drop? if’n drop, Imma gonna be in motion!”
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
"That hayseed through my timing off"
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
"Goddammit! You never leave a man behind!"
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit! Where'd all the tellers go?
Teller’s voices: We’re down here, sir.
Evelle: They’re on the floor as you commanded, Gale.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
hell no we didn't lose to vandy last week
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
*year, fuck
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
Spurrier has built a good young team
I hope he sticks around
he will never graduate...
the Kid behind him seems promising…you know just in case the NCAA makes Garcia graduate
Garcia keeps getting older and the freshman all stay the same age
Now if one of yas hasta, you can take that old woman over there, she might be worth maybe, one donkey. . .
by BoyceBlan on Oct 11, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec for the Brahsome "Dazed and Confused" Reference.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Oct 11, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Les Miles hasn't eaten in weeks
he doesn’t want to shit said horseshoe
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder011102222
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
disregard that last post, courtesy of my one yr old
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
My 5 year old, up late and finding me watching SC – Stanford and on a live-thread: “Daddy, why are you typing and watching football?”
I had no answer. I liked it better when she just battered the keyboard at random.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
1 yr old girl, looks like she is destined for GT
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
fighting words.
I am not drunk, just overserved
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Oct 12, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Based on this show, I see no evidence to suggest the "Invent Help" ad is money well spent
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Has anyone called in about Julio Jones' hand?
Were they crying? Or blaming Spurrier?
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
Dude...
bama woulda won iffin Hoo-lio had bof his hands
Finebaum is bringing me down, dammit
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
shane is next!
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
Shane will be a real treat for everyone
He is about as delusional as they come
by The Bruce Dickinson on Oct 11, 2010 5:37 PM EDT reply actions
Who IS this moron?
and who is “Shane?”
I’m afraid.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
However, reality can suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Shane's Column...
http://tidefootball.com/stories.php?story=10/10/11/0586556
by The Bruce Dickinson on Oct 11, 2010 5:40 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks. I guess?
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
He had Brett Farve?
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
shane be drunk
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Shane is actually paul's brother in law
for real
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
McElroy was frozen on a rope?
WTF does that mean.
I'm on my third shot!
.. in the “froze on a rope” drankin’ game
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
McElroy had a huge game right?
I mean he threw for 300+ yards.
citing May as an authority? Now I've heard everything?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Automatic Contender
Anyone citing May as an authority is an automatic contender for most moronic caller.
wtf does frozen on a rope mean?
and why is mcelroy frozen to it?
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
A baseball term
that Shane has corrupted. Long, straight, and unmoving line.
by PlainsmanParkingLot on Oct 11, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Leaning on Mark May's analysis
like freezing on a rope
by Patrick_the_Ruminator on Oct 11, 2010 5:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You Play. To Win. The Game.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
If by winning games
by “Out Pointing” people means “Score more points than the other team” then Yes, that is the goal of every football team. Score more points than the other guys. Solid stratgery.
by PlainsmanParkingLot on Oct 11, 2010 5:43 PM EDT reply actions
yes the rest of the nation is tired of you winning it all
and we are actively conspiring against you
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Shane is disappointing me right now
I was expecting a meltdown of epic proportions
Is he crying?
Frozen on a rope = freaked out and unable to act (just a guess)
Misspoke. Meant "frozen rope"
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
hmmm... he is confusing his sports metaphors
or is that a simile?
What was it like on Birmingham/Tuscaloosa radio...
during the Dubose/Franschione/Shula era?
you really, really dont wanna know.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Man...
Columbus radio is just as fucked up, which is why I got XM. So now I listen to SEC fans bash Tressel and tOSU on Finebaum instead of irrational Ohioans bash Tressel. It’s a lose/lose.
unless youre a caller on these shows,
its almost always lose
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
They played dance music & top 40 country.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
by Sasquatch Love on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
In retrospect, I'm not that impressed with Matt Leinart
/practicing for my first call to FInebaum
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Oh God bless Arab, Alabama
With a high school football team called “The Knights” (get it?)
Only in Alabama will we pronounce Arab as “A-Rab” so we don’t get it confused is Islam.
by PlainsmanParkingLot on Oct 11, 2010 5:45 PM EDT reply actions
There’s a Milan, Michigan, which is pronounced “Mye-Lan,” presumably to make sure there’s no confusion with those crazy Eye-talians.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Versailles kentucky is pronounced
Ver-sales
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
How does everybody else mispronounce it?
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 11, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohio has
Berlin (BURR-lin)
Houston (HOW-ston)
Russia (RUU-shee)
Versailles (Ver-SALES)
Rio Grande (RYO grand)
My faves here in Ohio...
Lima – pronounced LIE-muh
Milan – pronounced MY-lan
Cairo, Georgia anyone?
as in KAY RO
I am not drunk, just overserved
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Oct 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll see your MY-lan
and raise you a VIE-n-UH.
I am not drunk, just overserved
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Oct 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah?
Well, PAL-uh-steen.
And Ne-VAY-duh.
And then there’s those weirdos in Florida who don’t know how to pronounce Mi-AM-uh properly.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Texas wins
(as usual)
Boerne (bernie)
Gruene (green)
I am not drunk, just overserved
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Oct 12, 2010 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Houston
Those fancy fuckers in NYC also pronounce it HOW-ston.
Technically it's suppose to be Ewe-ston
As that’s how the man, Sam Houston, pronounced his name…
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 11, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
All of this led to an annoying fuckup in a recent episode of The Good Guys.
Brad Whitford yells something during a chase about the perp heading down HOW-ston Street.
The Good Guys is set in DALLAS.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
That's how you pronounce Houston County, Ga.
Other fun pronunciations:
LaFayette, Ga./Lafayette, Ala.: Luh-FAY-et
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Oct 11, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Lafayette County, MS too.
Yet we had a bar in Oxford called “Lafayette’s” (where “The Library” bar is now) that we pronounced correctly…go figure.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 11, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
In Mississippi,
Louisville becomes “Lewis-vull”
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Jacinto = "JAY-ciner"
Saltillo = “SAL-tiller”
Grenada = “Gre-NAY-duh”
Weir = “Ware”
And yet we manage to pronounce the Native American names just fine…
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 11, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I had to learn the Native American ones.
Wahalak, Shuqualak, Itawamba (easy one!), hell, i know there are more on the south end of 45, but they dont come to mind. who can forget Yazoo, though>? Lawnmower engines!
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Finebaum
gives Garcia another diss. I like the theory that Spurrier is asking him to do that in order to motivate Garcia
ooh- forty-six and two
perfectly captures the Alabama fan today
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Finance for retards
refinancing your car to buy a tv has to be up there in terms of highly questionable financial decisions.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I know it's nearly over, but I can't take it any longer.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I moved down here in 2004...
and became immune to this shit. Actually, I quite like it now.
by CrimsonTribe on Oct 11, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
If this is your first Finebaum experience...
I lament you not hearing the Legend. He is teh special.
Asking
Paul Finebaum for insight is like Asking Magic Johnson for AIDS….. if he doesn’t have it he cant give it to you……
by Itismemc on Oct 11, 2010 5:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
PS get ready to see this eveywhere
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-a9lx3pOC4&feature=player_embedded
it’s funny cause he’s asian
Nick Saban Mind Games
Fine…I will not coach…see if you can win with out me.
Spurrier cant use Fate for the SEC title game. .
Saban is brilliant, he has tested fate and found it wanting
Now if one of yas hasta, you can take that old woman over there, she might be worth maybe, one donkey. . .
Progression
1) Start sane
2) Logic devolves, becomes nonsensical
3) Sentences devolve, become unintelligible
4) Volume increases
5) Profit!
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
"All of us are a buncha freakin' clowns! You included."
Great way to wrap up the show.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 11, 2010 6:01 PM EDT reply actions
There's still another hour
and for those who listen on the sirius feed on the internets, i believe they will replay the show. don’t ask me why i know that.
by yourgatoroverlord on Oct 11, 2010 6:02 PM EDT reply actions
My Brain is Melting
I think I have to stop … please, make it stop.
DO NOT LEAVE
Until Stallings and Dye do their segment. There’s a good chance Dye passes out mid-sentence.
by chizwhiz on Oct 11, 2010 6:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
There are times I'm proud to say I'm from Alabama
This, sadly, is not one of them. I feel like the kid in school whose baby brother started 1st grade and was the paste-eater.
/emabarassed beyond belief
//leaving the site now to ponder future of state and should I raise my children here
Buck up, man
Rick Bragg said, “Never assume that Alabamians give a damn what others think.”
Even the worst rednecks in our fanbase expect excellence in their own crazy-ass way.
I’m not embarrassed of shit, especially being an Alabama fan or resident.
by Etch Westgrin on Oct 11, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
So, what happens . . .
. . . if BOTH Ohio State and Michigan State run the table?
(MSU finishes Illinois, at Northwestern, at Iowa, Minnesota, Purdue, and at Penn State. Very do-able.)
It will be like 2002
tOSU to the title game; MSU to the Rose.
I don’t think either will run it. Wisky or Iowa may dump tOSU and Redacted or Iowa may dump MSU.
Sparty doesn't look overwhelming at all
But they seem to be playing well with the fates right now. Iowa-MSU is going to be a good game for those of us who like the northern slugfest brand of football.
Shared conference title, and...
depending on what happens with Oklahoma, Nebraska, Oregon, LSU, and Auburn, we might very well see an All Big Ten BCS Championship Game
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
I'm not so sure about that
Dumb-ass conference set-ups that kill off round-robin play while not providing for a championship game offend Crazy Old Testament God and are likely to inspire divine retribution.
Oh god this Legend guy
My braaaaaaaaain
by TheBlackWind on Oct 11, 2010 6:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
this shit is still on?
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
I can't believe it either
People will never run out of projectile diarrhea to spew onto the air
by DriveThruDuck on Oct 11, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
"It's lahk theya ben a'eatin pur shuga caine."
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
this is foobaw in the souf, sir
God gets sunday, the Sir Chizik, or Sir Saban get most of the other time in the here, dear state. you gus got to join in the splendor of a radio show aimed at the lunatic fringe of the unofficial state religion. (yes i went out of state for college & a lot of my family still holds that against me)
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
@ F O U R
see? this is the lunatic fringe i was speaking of. Once again, i present the above as evidence.
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
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