WATCH THE TRAITOROUS ASSASSIN CHICKEN AT WORK, PEOPLE OF ALABAMA!
by Spencer Hall on Oct 11, 2010 11:20 AM EDT
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PrintGRANMA - Tuscaloosa, Alabama. El entrenador Nick Saban es más fuerte que nunca y continúa su búsqueda para conducir al pueblo de Alabama a la libertad y la prosperidad colectiva. Su mente es fuerte! Su espíritu se levanta por la alegría y la felicidad de la gente Alabaman todas las mañanas! Su salud sigue siendo formidable a pesar de una caída nobles tomó en la tarde del sábado. Esta película muestra las acciones de los agentes anti-Saban en todos sus detalles vergonzosos. Deja salir tu ira, camaradas! Ver al enemigo en el trabajo contra nosotros!
El suelo bajo Saban ha sido destruida. El hombre y su pollo asesino sigue en libertad. Sabe en su corazón que esto no es una derrota, sino que es una victoria sobre el concepto burgués de la perfección. Vamos a ser liberado! Seamos libres de las expectativas reaccionarios! Deje que el Crimson Tide de la fraternidad nos permite triunfar sobre el traidor García. La muerte de García! Y larga vida a la República Popular de Alabama y su líder noble e infalible Nick Saban!
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"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends." - Tom Waits
by Gamecock'n'Balls on Oct 11, 2010 11:27 AM EDT reply actions
I don't know man...
looks like Saban to me.
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
by jokastrength on Oct 11, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice, thanks.
Viva Los Pollos!
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"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends." - Tom Waits
by Gamecock'n'Balls on Oct 11, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Yo soy noobie.
Well shit, there’s supposed to be a pic attached to this post. And how do you delete posts?
Delete posts?
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by Old South on Oct 11, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
i just wanted an excuse to post the picture
orson withholds from us the privilege of editing posts to make sure we don’t get uppity
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The Ole Ball Coach is a badass
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I feel like Freek has been saving that one
like the Mad Men costume people might save some killer Joan Holloway dress for a season finale.
red
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Oct 11, 2010 11:31 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
as in
The color of victory over the bourgeois concept of perfection.
Incredible, as always.
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Oct 11, 2010 11:32 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
change must come from the barrel of a gun
or a seven sack performance. whichever comes first.
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
Delayed reaction in the comments
as everyone furiously copies + pastes into google translate to understand
way ahead o ya
MSState Football: You want INT's? We got 'em.
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Years of taking Latin assist in these moments.
I can’t read it, but I can generally make out what the point it.
Vive le romance languages!
years of taking Latin
and you’re still somewhat sane?
by Pariahwulfen on Oct 11, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Posts like this are fuel
for my zzgator crush. Sighh.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 11, 2010 12:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
How...how did you KNOW?
(looks behind myself)
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 11, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Ummmm, Montalban?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 11, 2010 11:40 AM EDT reply actions
I wonder how many dictatorships he held.
And how many of those he remembers..
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
by cantcatchuf on Oct 11, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Baxter- you know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please!
You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese?
I see something new every time the .gif re-loops
It’s Freek’s The Usual Suspects.
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
by boddagettaflyer on Oct 11, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
yep
just saw the “roll tide helmet” guy run in from the right at the end.
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
*right = left
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Finebaum
needs some sort of knife, so he can stab Saban as soon as he falls.
MSState Football: What? We're 4-2? No!
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Schadenfreude
It’s what’s for breakfast.
What better way for our esteemed proprietor to drown his sorrows after getting Milesed Saturday night than the joy of watching the glorious Crimson revolution go down against the AKC.
(Still laughing that Miles did it again. Still pissed at getting Cock-slapped. Still grumpy about the Barn pulling it out of Cam’s ass again).
Off topic
Why the hell does Jeff Sagarin have input into the BCS?
- - California (3-2)
- - Oregon State (3-2)
- - Arizona State (3-3)
I could see a rationale for Oregon State, but wtf with the other 2???
wth?
it screwed me:
- California (3-2)
- Oregon State (3-2)
- Arizona State (3-3)
by Mooncricket on Oct 11, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Again???
Cal is #9
Oregon State is #11
Az St. is #20
by Mooncricket on Oct 11, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Damn, the autoformatting had me really confused there.
“California at 1? Sagarin must know something I don’t..”
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
by cantcatchuf on Oct 11, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
You have to look at his "ELO-CHESS" ratings - that's what the BCS uses
1) Boise
2) TCU
3) Oklahoma
4) Oregon
5) Michigan State
6) Oregon St
7) Stanford
8) LSU
9) Auburn
10) Nebraska
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17) Alabama
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23) Ohio State
I'm afraid I'm going to have to stop frequenting this blog.
I mean, freek’s awesome, y’all, but my conscience will not allow me to support Fearless Leader’s clear tyranny of this talent. I’m sorry, but until this market is transparent and equitable for all, I will no longer be frequenting your establishment.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Excuse me, but is this your deal?
I have someone else’s by mistake…
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 11, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
No. Thats MY deal.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
by cantcatchuf on Oct 11, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT DEAL?
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 11, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait - there's tacos?
Never mind: I’m good.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
El corazon del Orson tiene mucho dolr
Que viva El Locote Miles!!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 11, 2010 12:31 PM EDT reply actions
Officially funny.
I will now return to my electroshock plan of making Greg McElroy throw the damn ball.
but but but
all he does is win….oh wait.
by Pariahwulfen on Oct 11, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that he's lost one
He is now McFailroy, and will only lose because all future events are governed by what has occurred in the past.
Signed,
ESPN Narrative Building Department
No, he's still undefeated
But “since last week” instead of “since the 8th grade.”
by sullivan013 on Oct 11, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Okay this is getting ridiculous
I see this every time I log in now.
Who’s responsible for this? Holly? zzgator? Queen-Hoka-Hotty-Toddy? Texas Gal? devidee?
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Is the answer "involuntary celibacy?" Because I figured that one out long ago
Don't Panic.
by 4.0 Point Stance on Oct 11, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
bout time you came back
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I thought attending Georgia Tech was voluntary.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 11, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
These are all things you have to TAKE everyday
don’t know how people can stand it.
Them that don't know him won't like him and them that do sometimes won't know how to take him. He ain't wrong, he's just different but his pride won't let him do the things that make you think he's right - Ed Bruce
by Steve from Umatilla on Oct 11, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I accidentally clicked it while on the site on my phone.
It’s an ad for Nuva-Ring, which by my experience, is about as effective at preventing pregnancy as doing the Haka and sacrificing goats.
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
by boddagettaflyer on Oct 11, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Plus the first time you feel it...
…your first reaction, “Woah there’s something else in there, girl” then it kinda ruins the whole vibe.
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 11, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
If I were a girl I'd totally wear one and slut it up
Then when I get the guy’s reaction, laugh sinisterly and lock the doors.
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
How does this "ruin the whole vibe?"
Never dated a German I see?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 11, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
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