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Jun 2009 by Orson - 12 comments

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Try and look on the bright side.




I forgot what I was going to say.

by squibby on Oct 10, 2010 11:32 AM EDT reply actions  

He had more than 2000 comments in the open thread.

I’m glad my PC wasn’t there to see that. Would have been whatever the PC equivalent of a crown sheet failure is.

"I do not have enough energy to scream, so I will sit here until this is over or until the middle of the 4th quarter when I will leave so I can miss traffic."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 10, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

in hindsight

i didnt jump off the top of Ben Hill Griffin after the game. i thought about it. but it never happened i dont think…im still here right????

by ATLGator on Oct 10, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Life's a piece of shit

When you look at it
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true.
You’ll see it’s all a show
Keep ’em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

Always look on the bright side of life…

by PeteJayhawk on Oct 10, 2010 11:36 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Hello?

Is anybody here? I was in South Bend yesterday, and then I came back here and found only this:

Holly? cantcatchuf? blanx73? zzgator? Anyone? Hello?

We'll get there when we get there.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2010 11:36 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer

by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

_________________
I'm Banana dammit!!!

by BurritoBrosShits on Oct 10, 2010 11:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Wanna trade coaches?

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 10, 2010 11:39 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m not even entirely sure I’d be willing to give up Brewster for this. Unless you mean Mr. Meyer. Come on up, Urban!

by Erik T on Oct 10, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

obviously, you're not in Baton Rouge right now.

We’re stoked. We just beat Florida in the Swamp.

Jrlz rhymes with Charles.

by Jrlz on Oct 10, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't go from unhappiest 5-0 fanbase of all time to loving Les Miles at 6-0...

… even after falling ass-backwards into a victory in the Swamp.

Let’s have this discussion again after you’ve lost to Arkansas in Little Rock because Jordan Jefferson couldn’t get a play run with 30 seconds left on the clock. Or after Bama gives you a colonoscopy without general anesthesia.

Besides, when a Goooopher fan doesn’t want your coach… well, do I really have to finish that statement?

by vineyarddawg on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You people have a strange definition of “falling ass-backwards into a victory.”

LSU Football: See the cat? See the cradle?

by AllSaintsDay on Oct 10, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're right... I shouldn't say "ass-backwards."

I should probably have said “botched trick play where the ball was thrown to no one in particular but magically managed to be a lateral and then bounce straight into the hands of a placekicker who then was able to make a first down.”

by vineyarddawg on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah.

But the Gators fell ass-backwards into being anywhere near in the game at all.

LSU Football: See the cat? See the cradle?

by AllSaintsDay on Oct 10, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

The whole game was really an exercise in ass-directed falling, on both sides.

by Erik T on Oct 10, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

LSU was the better team last night.

get over it.

Jrlz rhymes with Charles.

by Jrlz on Oct 10, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm an LSU fan, dude...

… and I hate Florida more than anyone you know.

But Leslie is the worst college football coach to ever start a season 6-0.

by vineyarddawg on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Milk..

was the key to his success. Saw it on ESPN.

Ah, you hate to watch another tired man lay down his hand like he was giving up the holy game of poker. - Leonard Cohen

by NewsDawg on Oct 10, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

/takes all milk in fridge and puts it in dumpster

//lights dumpster on fire

We'll get there when we get there.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Man...

… that’s one damn close toss-up right there. I’m going to say the play stands as called on the field.

by vineyarddawg on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amateur.

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 10, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

I’m out of my league now. I bow to Glen Mason’s massive suckishness.

And to think, he was my team’s first choice to replace Ray Gooff… and it would have been a step down.

by vineyarddawg on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have no idea

How much I’m hoping that Brew ends up on the BTN with Mason next year.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 10, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be comedy gold.

by Minnesota Fats on Oct 10, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

You couldn't find a picture of Charlie Weis?

Because that would be equally acceptable, and accurate

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 10, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to go check; I thought he might have started with a long string of wins in 2005, but there was a pre-USC loss. No 6-0 for the Great Weiss Whale.

by Erik T on Oct 10, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weis never got out of September without a loss.

In fact, the last ND team to get through September undefeated was the 2002 squad, which was Ty’s first year. They started 8-0, I think.

We'll get there when we get there.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was my first year as a grad student at ND

so I remember it well. First loss was to a suck-ass BC team 14-7 because the defense stopped scoring (the offense never had). The red zone was when the opposing team had the ball behind their own 20 because we only scored off turnovers.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Oct 13, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weis lost to Michigan State in 2005.

That was the infamous flag planting game where State players managed to plant the S flag on the turn in South Bend. Nevermind the fact that they were about 15 yards away from the intended target (50 yd line).

by GeauxIrish on Oct 11, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Charlie Weis

the man of the permanently confused look & the front butt.

MSState Football: You want INT's? We got 'em.

by CoastalCowbell on Oct 10, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This guy never started 6-0, but he was never good, either.

he almost personally killed football for me.

MSState Football: You want INT's? We got 'em.

by CoastalCowbell on Oct 10, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, it was out and out delightful.

My friend Stephen even learned how to share points with other teams when he doesn’t have to.

"I make love to pressure."
-- Stephen Jackson

by USCKB on Oct 10, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

A grand day.

My friend Brian learned how to avoid close games and HNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

We'll get there when we get there.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aquinas, Augustine, Gödel, Calvin, et al.

Their work turns out to be superfluous, next January we’ll have the big one answered.

1) LSU wins MNC = God exists and loves his children and wants them all to be happy.
2) LSU loses in BCS Championship Game = COTG exists, gets kicks out of screwing with his children.
3) Ohio St. 22 TCU 13 in listless BCS Championship Game = No God exists, life is random chance and devoid of meaning*.

I doubt even Cybertyde can find a flaw in the above logic, assuming his circuits aren’t fried after seeing Ingram held under 50 yds rushing and 4 ypc in consecutive games.

*by definition, an Ohio St. BCS Championship win is meaningless.

by North 2 on Oct 10, 2010 11:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Only SEC fans think BCS championships have meaning...

That said, they also overwhelmingly believe an imaginary guy lives in the clouds and controls their lives.

So it all makes sense.

I wish we had more balls.

-Jim Tressel

by devidee33 on Oct 10, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think you just dug Ohio State's grave.

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer

by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

EH, fuck. Post fail.

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer

by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Was supposed to be:

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer

by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

there is a God

he calls himself Les Miles. He works in mysterious ways.

Jrlz rhymes with Charles.

by Jrlz on Oct 10, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's the only logical place left in the progression

he already tried Pryor’s quad and PCL. Pryor told him that’s nice, I’m still gonna throw for 280 yds in the first half (against Indiana) and account for 350 yards (against Oregon)

http://www.cleveland.com/ohio-sports-blog/index.ssf/2010/10/terrelle_pryors_ailing_quad_cr.html

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/bowls09/news/story?id=4776619

by INTERNETZ! on Oct 10, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

-

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Oct 10, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

haters gon' hate

"So put 2 on, put 10 on, WHAT DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE PAYIN' FOR 'EM!!!!?"
-Doug Heffernan, in regards to Arthur and his stamp needs

by Jon Ross on Oct 10, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The next Michael Vick.

Ah, you hate to watch another tired man lay down his hand like he was giving up the holy game of poker. - Leonard Cohen

by NewsDawg on Oct 10, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

We all rob, steal, kill...

"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speedy is hardly dominating...

All the speed in the world doesn’t help you get proper pursuit angles, wrap up, cover properly.

"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woof

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 10, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you got it.

We’re all gun toting, bible thumping, NASCAR loving dolts. And our favorite fabric is denim. You fuckin’ nailed us.

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Oct 10, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes...and your point?

I wish we had more balls.

-Jim Tressel

by devidee33 on Oct 10, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

We have guns.

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer

by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

lots and lots of guns

MSState Football: You want INT's? We got 'em.

by CoastalCowbell on Oct 10, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

dont feed the trolls.

sit back and enjoy them walking into a BCS woodchipper dressed in neon yellow & green.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just like the Rose Bowl last year?

Yeah…some woodchipper.

I wish we had more balls.

-Jim Tressel

by devidee33 on Oct 10, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ask Stanford how reliable it is to use last year’s results to predict games against this year’s Ducks.

LSU Football: See the cat? See the cradle?

by AllSaintsDay on Oct 10, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it's so much easier his way

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Oct 10, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

past performance is not indicator of future results….unless its in a way that i like. i dig your thinking style.

by INTERNETZ! on Oct 10, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Homes are a great investment and never lose value!

by Synaesthesia on Oct 10, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree, I predict Penn State 24, Illinois 10.

"I do not have enough energy to scream, so I will sit here until this is over or until the middle of the 4th quarter when I will leave so I can miss traffic."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 10, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Rose Bowl is where they send the teams not good enough for the title game

"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard

by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 10, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that like an insult? a shot at the Big10?

"So put 2 on, put 10 on, WHAT DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE PAYIN' FOR 'EM!!!!?"
-Doug Heffernan, in regards to Arthur and his stamp needs

by Jon Ross on Oct 10, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohio State is 0-4 in the Outback Bowl all time

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Oct 10, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right...

because the Outback Bowl isn’t the greatest bowl tOSU has ever played in.

For the Other SC though…it’s the best they can hope for so you’d think they be pretty pumped for it.

I wish we had more balls.

-Jim Tressel

by devidee33 on Oct 10, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL...

Michigan is 20-5-1 against the SEC all time.

Obviously Michigan would win the SEC every single year.

I wish we had more balls.

-Jim Tressel

by devidee33 on Oct 10, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see the buckeye fallback, now.

If you can’t get it done yourself, rely on the accomplishments of your archrival.

Doesn’t that make you feel even a little dirty? Not to mention, bagging on South Carolina who beat you twice in a row?

"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not at all..

Simply pointing out terrible logic.

Yes, I realize South Carolina has won a total of 4 bowl games in their entire history and two of those are against tOSU.

Hey, they have to have something to feel good about.

I wish we had more balls.

-Jim Tressel

by devidee33 on Oct 10, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

They sit alone in first place in the SEC East.

have the country’s best WR, a legendary coach, a bevy of good recruits, and a true Fr beast at running back. Yesterday they got the “beating #1” thing off their backs, and all that really stands in their way to Atlanta is a hurting Florida team.

I’d say that those two wins are probably pretty low on the 10/10/10 “Things I’m Proud Of” for gamecock nation.

"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

Maybe this year will be huge and they can finally get that ever elusive FIFTH bowl win.

We can only pray.

I wish we had more balls.

-Jim Tressel

by devidee33 on Oct 10, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

how come

SEC love is lame but Michigan love good when trying to make a point? Your association is fair but his not so fair sometime. My grammer is a littl ruff from not going to good Big tin school up north.

by JunctionCrimson on Oct 10, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

leaping jesus

I thought conference homerism was low blahblahfuckblah…
Further…Mich is 2nd best team in your conference, while they end up playing the middle-of-the-pack SEC teams. Anyway…

by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wat...

The SEC is always the higher ranked team in these match-ups. Yet the Big Ten still has a winning record.

Oh, and there can only be one…

I wish we had more balls.

-Jim Tressel

by devidee33 on Oct 10, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stealing this gif.

"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry,

I was too busy giving the toast at my two cousins’ wedding to get what devidee wrote. What was that, again???

by SoFla Tideroller on Oct 10, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's True!

That’s why Ohio State has boycotted all four BCS Championship Games.

What’s that? I’m being told they actually showed up for a couple of those games. Could’ve fooled me.

by Snoreway on Oct 10, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Actually,

In option 1), LSU wins the MYTHICAL NC, which implies meaninglessness. Making option 1 somewhat paradoxical if the existence of God implies there is meaning.

That is why we need Cybertyde crackin’ on this.

by North 2 on Oct 10, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Reconsideration of OPINION 72-41 explains that, "A lawyer who leaves a government prosecutor’s office to join a private law firm may not, without the consent of the prosecutor’s office, represent any client in connection with a matter in which the lawyer participated personally and substantially while a prosecutor." If taken inversely, an attorney who comes into the prosecutor’s office from an private law firm may not, without the consent of the private law firm, go against any client in connection in which the lawyer participated personally and substantially while in the private law firm.

_________________
I'm Banana dammit!!!

by BurritoBrosShits on Oct 10, 2010 11:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Whatever.

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

by PeteJayhawk on Oct 10, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jersey Shore-nuff.

I tell you, it’s those goddamn orange jerseys.

snort!

by Choupique on Oct 10, 2010 11:48 AM EDT reply actions  

I love bye weeks.

Football without any emotional connection whatsoever? Just X’s and O’s and game theory and feats of athleticism all day? Beer?

Yes please.

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Oct 10, 2010 11:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Welcome to the Hat Zone

Where anything is possible and nothing makes sense.

by SpartanDan on Oct 10, 2010 11:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Its.. so.. entrancing...

NO HE PULLED ANOTHER FAKE FIELDGOAL FUCK

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer

by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

My God...it's full of taffy...

"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther

by Go Big Rev on Oct 10, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It makes perfect sense

Les Miles does not have any set plans/tactics/strategies. Instead, deep in his hat there is a random number generator that simply spits out plays that have an equal chance of success as failure. Sometimes, however, you just get on a roll and the coin keeps coming up heads.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 10, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

56-15, including a .500 or better record against all conference opponents, is an awful lot of heads. At some point, you have to figure the coin is weighted.

LSU Football: See the cat? See the cradle?

by AllSaintsDay on Oct 10, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm hugging you as hard as I can right now.

Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.

by Spencer Hall on Oct 10, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I cannot live in an undefeated-LSU world. I just can’t.

by Erik T on Oct 10, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Minnesota fan. Have both already set up for the potential non-firing of Tim Brewster.

by Erik T on Oct 10, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously

this is the place we Tiders come for sympathy about having to play 497 opponents in a row following a bye week, right? No?

by SoFla Tideroller on Oct 10, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd for retardarooski

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

Jrlz rhymes with Charles.

by Jrlz on Oct 10, 2010 12:12 PM EDT reply actions  

but in all honesty,

you really want to be Scott Tenorman of the week, don’t you?

Jrlz rhymes with Charles.

by Jrlz on Oct 10, 2010 12:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Embrace chaos. Embrace the madness. Embrace Miles.

It’s the path to happiness and enlightenment.

The only path.

Join us.

by LSUJOSHUA on Oct 10, 2010 12:21 PM EDT reply actions  


I’LL NEVER JOIN YOU

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer

by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

/sigh

Apparently so…

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer

by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Arizona more than ever now.

Imagine the glory of Kirk Ferentz vs. Les Miles in the MNC game. Imagine it.

"I do not have enough energy to scream, so I will sit here until this is over or until the middle of the 4th quarter when I will leave so I can miss traffic."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 10, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hail Eris!

Did Les lob a golden apple onto the field at any point?

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on

You knew it was coming. There was no other possible way for this game to end. Mile’s Chaos has become so predictable that it’s clear he’s a follower of the defunct Malal.

Es gibt keine Freude wie Schadenfreude

by Seer on Oct 10, 2010 12:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder

So Florida loses embarrassingly and Georgia wins big. I wonder how many more days this month that has going to happen simultaneously.

by BarnettShoals on Oct 10, 2010 12:28 PM EDT reply actions  

“has going to happen” is seekrit Klarke Kounty grammar, Orson. Hopefully after your total immersion yesterday it’s not too mysterious. /bulldogishgrin

by BarnettShoals on Oct 10, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Klarke Kounty Grammar” was surely an album title used by a white rap outfit from Athens.

by get swoll yunel on Oct 10, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of a great Molly Ivins quote.

“If he were any dumber, they’d have to water him twice a week.”

"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther

by Go Big Rev on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

On behalf of Longhorn fans everywhere

I feel your pain. No, literally, I feel your pain.

.

by Longhorn in Canada on Oct 10, 2010 12:33 PM EDT reply actions  

No, that comes Saturday.

Don’t think Pelini won’t try to run it up on Texas. He ran it up the other day on Grandma Snyder as payback for 2003.

by Albino Tornado on Oct 10, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only question is whether he'll go for 2 when up 31

Because THAT’S WHAT THE CARD SAYS TO DO!!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 10, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he does go for 2 up 31,

it will be because FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY.

Nah – Pelini wouldn’t do that. Total dick move, btw, Bielema. I’m no Brewster apologist, but that was a total dick move.

"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther

by Go Big Rev on Oct 10, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I completely approved. It’s a goddamned rivalry game. I loved Wyoming’s coach flipping off the opposing sideline. I loved Carroll’s ‘fuck you, fuck you, fuck you’. And I love rivals tacking meaningless points on each other. Even, as is the case here, when it’s my team that is being scored upon.

by Erik T on Oct 10, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

With you on this

Less genteelness in college sporting, please.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Oct 11, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn straight.

When I was a kid, we got beat 58-3, both ways, uphill, in three feet of snow, every week and nobody whined like pussies about mean it was.

Now, you beat someone 38-9 and you’re classless. Screw that. If the other guys can hang 70 on us, that’s our own damn fault, not theirs. And if they can’t stop us from doing it to them, well boo-hoo-hoo. The only thing that bothers me in that respect when someone gets injured in a game that’s already a wipeout.

I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.

by jonfmorse on Oct 11, 2010 6:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I'm arguing too fine a point here,

but my problem is only with going for two. I have no problem whatsoever with expecting teams to play hard to the final whistle, but choosing to go for two in that particular situation just comes off as dickish to me. No, I don’t have any more supporting arguments, nor am I saying Bielema = complete prick. I just think, in this one instance, a bit of class might have been the better choice.

"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther

by Go Big Rev on Oct 11, 2010 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it sort of depends on who you're playing.

I mean, from a KSU perspective, I’d probably wrinkle my nose at Snyder going for two in that situation… unless it was against Kansas, in which case I might well be yelling for it at the top of my lungs.

That said, as you can imagine I’m still a little irked at the gall of Pelini having whined about us running up the score, for obvious reasons. ;)

I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.

by jonfmorse on Oct 11, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bielema should have invoked Woody Hayes

“Because I couldn’t go for three.”

It’s a rivalry, Goofers, not a sewing circle. I guess FIGHT WIN TRY has been replaced by PARTICPATE MEWL WHINE.

by Albino Tornado on Oct 10, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can you take a knee instead of going for the extra point?

If so, that seems like best way to rub it in your opponents face.

“You suck so much, we don’t even need this point.”

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer

by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just like Osborne did in the Fiesta Bowl against Florida?

Although that was a TD, not an extra point.

For clarification, I don’t have a problem with Brewster going all “What’s your deal” about it. It’s how he whined and kvetched about how classless it was that made them both look worse.

by Albino Tornado on Oct 11, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is further evidence

That Les Miles is the Verbal Kint of college football coaching. He’s just toying with us all.

by 06N0LE on Oct 10, 2010 12:38 PM EDT reply actions  

At one point in the game the score was 26-21...

… just as it was at the end of the game in Jacksonville in 1980. At which time, the Gators were wearing a uniform almost identical to the ones worn Saturday.

So, from my perspective, I’m all for it.

by vineyarddawg on Oct 10, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why you guys would want to pay homage to the glory years of 1989 and prior is beyond me.

by get swoll yunel on Oct 10, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

please include

our orange britches with your orange blouses in whatever permanent destuction device you choose.

making it fit like whatzit in one of those other things

by thetennesseethumper on Oct 10, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

When you dress like Clemson

you can expect Clemson-like results

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 10, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so glad yesterday is over.

I’ve been a Gator fan for the past two weeks. It got me nowhere and makes me feel so dirty.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

by cowcollege on Oct 10, 2010 12:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I know it's too late to post this reply

but this picture has simply hypnotized me.

Well done, Kevin.

Jrlz rhymes with Charles.

by Jrlz on Oct 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

90s Cowboys and that's not even close.

"I do not have enough energy to scream, so I will sit here until this is over or until the middle of the 4th quarter when I will leave so I can miss traffic."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 10, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not even close...

"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

They had Michael Irvin.

And they gave us Troy Aikman. So they can suck it.

Oh, and Barry Switzer.

And Neil O’Donnell.

"I do not have enough energy to scream, so I will sit here until this is over or until the middle of the 4th quarter when I will leave so I can miss traffic."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 10, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not like they're any better now: Pacman? Tank Johnson?

Nor is this a new phenomenon: Rafael Septien (child molestation); Dwayn Goodrich (manslaughter); Dexter Clinkscale (molestation); Harvey Martin (crack head and serial wife-beater); Hollywood Henderson (crackhead and underage prostitutes); Nate Newton (400 + pounds of dank).

"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know how you can feel sympathy for a NFL franchise

Like…at all. Those players have barely any connection to their team or the other players on that team.

I feel some sympathy for the Browns fans, but not the franchise.

by Charles UF on Oct 10, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel as bad for Florida fan's suffering

as I’m sure everyone felt for Nebraska suffering circa 2001.

Call it epsilon.

by Albino Tornado on Oct 10, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That game put

the realization that Denard is only human into perspective.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 10, 2010 1:18 PM EDT reply actions  

This is an acceptable result.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 10, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The lone violin and soft-focus lens

have rerouted to Columbus. Please stand by.

We'll get there when we get there.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only the Gators had given Cam Newton a laptop

Florida would be unbeatable and none of this would have ever happened.

The Buckeyes are #1 in the nation, the SEC won’t play in the BCS title game, and Steve Spurrier helped bring it all about <—-Do like delicious irony tastes to me as does delectable corn syrup tastes to Volunteer fans

by Glory of the Going on Oct 10, 2010 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't get it ....

Is the one on the left a dude?

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's half bear, the other half cat.

I’ve heard she’s wild as a mink, but sweet as Coca-cola.

If it were me, I’d have nightmares about that.

by vineyarddawg on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

its corn liquor, fella

’tis the gravy what makes us plump.

making it fit like whatzit in one of those other things

by thetennesseethumper on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm from Iowa...

and am no stranger to the well-fed woman.

But I’m impressed.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Oct 10, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sir, are you nuts?

an undefeated LSU/AUBURN/1-Loss Alabama will get the privilege of taking home #5

"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may print and frame that.

by Erik T on Oct 10, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This will probably be true,

which is shame, because our 1-loss champion would still win the game.

Don’t lie to yourself. You know it would happen. (Just look into Mile’s eyes)

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer

by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see Ohio State getting Chizik'ed.

I don’t like Auburn, but that would be juuust fiiine.

by vineyarddawg on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh

just let Pryor & Newton stand at the 50 and try to out flex each other. then have a punt, pass & kick competition.

MSState Football: You want INT's? We got 'em.

by CoastalCowbell on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Invalid.

If Miles loses once (the premise of the argument), his spell will be broken and the natural state of DERP will resume.

That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Oct 10, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

His 2007 championship ring seems to suggest otherwise.

If Miles was as predictable as you seem to think he is (that his future success is dependent upon his previous success), then he wouldn’t be Miles.

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer

by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was 2007. His level of crazy has grown exponentially since then.

He used to try and hide the crazy impulses. Now he embraces them as the source of his power.

by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 11, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know what is going to happen?

Both Michigan State and Ohio State will be undefeated and play in the BCS title game. Let chaos reign.

Sancto Tedford

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Oct 10, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The SEC's best OOC win

may just turn out to be LSU over WVU.

Whiskey bottle, brand new car -- oak tree, you're in my way.
-- Lynyrd Skynyrd

by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 10, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

A sad state of affairs

Given that WVU plays in a conference where Syracuse (yes, you read that correctly) sits alone in first place.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 10, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't get too worked up over that

Conference play has yet to begin in earnest. Only two games have been played so far, and the Cuse sits at a lofty perch of 1-0 in the league.

Whiskey bottle, brand new car -- oak tree, you're in my way.
-- Lynyrd Skynyrd

by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 10, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tied with Rutgers...

is an interesting definition of “alone”.

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roll Wave!

LSU Football: See the cat? See the cradle?

by AllSaintsDay on Oct 10, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn nerds and your maths

The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!

by Old South on Oct 10, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the first time ever

I support the thinking of a Buckeye fan.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 10, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It will pass when the fever breaks.

"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

TCU plays Utah, so both cannot finish undefeated

and michigan state sucks about as much as OSU. they’ll both liekly lose a game. rest assured if the SEC does not send a title to the BCS title game, and thus win th eBCS title game. it will be because the Pac 10 and Big 12 beat them out. the bigtelevin is a joke and osu was always and will always be playing simply for the right to potentially carry the SEC’s jockstrap. so again, if the SEC aint in the BCSCG, it is entirely unreleated to anything the big 10 did/does.

In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create. - Raoul Vaneigem

take this job and shove it - Johnny Paycheck

by tempebamafan on Oct 12, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Been meaning to ask.

Is this a real picture?

"I do not have enough energy to scream, so I will sit here until this is over or until the middle of the 4th quarter when I will leave so I can miss traffic."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 10, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes it is

And it’s earned it’s own website (though, sadly, said website is lacking upkeep):

http://www.luluandjunior.com/about.php

The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!

by Old South on Oct 11, 2010 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Somehow

this is all Lane Kiffin’s fault, cue it up

by NordeezyU on Oct 10, 2010 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

It is.

"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Message to tOSU,...

Given the chance*, our freakishly large and talented QB will beat your freakishly large and talented QB in the title game.

After six games, Cam is scoring touchdowns at a rate that will overtake both of Auburn’s previous Heisman winners: Sullivan passed for 20 (Cam has 12) and BO Jackson ran for 17 (Cam has 9) in the same season.

Go go God2illa. War Eagle.

*Fuck you, BCS

by sullivan013 on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

How fucking great would it be if AU can do it again...

“It” being go undefeated and not get to play in the BCS Championship.
I know as an SEC guy I shouldn’t root for this…

but wow it would be funny.

"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter

by jokastrength on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

No funnier than if Oregon got buttfucked again.

by Erik T on Oct 10, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

or was that not the butt-fucking you were referring to

"So put 2 on, put 10 on, WHAT DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE PAYIN' FOR 'EM!!!!?"
-Doug Heffernan, in regards to Arthur and his stamp needs

by Jon Ross on Oct 10, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, no, that was just a loss but thanks for playing….

I would be referring to 2001.

by Erik T on Oct 10, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know...

that was the point of the caption. Christ.

"So put 2 on, put 10 on, WHAT DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE PAYIN' FOR 'EM!!!!?"
-Doug Heffernan, in regards to Arthur and his stamp needs

by Jon Ross on Oct 10, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

In 2004, I thought they got jobbed

this year, I would just laugh.

"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is nothing more frustrating than....

not doing the things that got you to the BCS National Championship, like RUNNING THE FUCKING BALL. Do you think D-Coordinators stay up at night worrying about Greg McElroy? NOPE. So what do we do? We try to get them to worry about Greg McElroy, by killing our chances and not running the ball. Last year vs South Carolina, with the same fucking 9 starters we have now, Greg stunk it up and we just kept feeding Ingram for 246 yrds. Guess what? We rip off 7 yrds on 1st down, even with 8 in the box, and you know what we do on 2nd down? Go fuckin 5 wide when they have 3 down linemen?WTF? Our offense is our strength, and we rely on the weak link to win? Hell both him and McElwain have only 1 game that they did ok in, the SECCG. I have yet to see them even in sync this year, while our reigning Heisman and his back up only get 20 carries combined the PAST 2 GAMES. Watching this offense is like watching Tim Tebow try to become a drop back passer….painful. 3 and outs does our defense no good. HNNNNNNNNGGGG!!!

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

by mrpelicanpants on Oct 10, 2010 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm. Maybe we could swap Spurrier and Meyer whenever we play Saban?

Hell, Spurrier could become a roving mercenary, hired to whatever school plays Bama that week.

I like this.

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer

by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saban and Bama got skullfucked

USC beat them down.

Or jumped them into some gang we don’t know about.

by LSUJOSHUA on Oct 10, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think McElwain (O-coordinator) and his freckled face QB.....

decided it was a great day to establish a 5 wide passing game on 2 and short…get sacked, for 3rd and long, and scramble, fall down, fumble and then shank punt…..yeh it was a great day….never mind we didnt even try to establish the run. Hell we’d get 5-7 yrds on first down and fucking throw it away for the next 2 downs, then punt, and watch our secondary ignite. Fun for all!

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

by mrpelicanpants on Oct 10, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Needs more f-bombs to sum up my in-game rant.

At one point, my beagle ran outside and refused to come in because I was mother-effing McElwain. Nothing new, though. He’s one of those OCs that would rather show how brilliant he is than win the fucking game. He’s driven me crazy for 2 years now.

by SoFla Tideroller on Oct 10, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I loved the medical staff that medical redshirts tons of players

but puts an obviously post-concussed McElroy into the game to try to make decisions about downfield routes. And he holds the ball… And he holds the ball… And he’s sacked.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 10, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Careful Coach....

There’s a giant player behind you…

Proud father of a United States Marine!

by slyde3 on Oct 10, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is art

Beautiful, heartbreaking art. Orson that is how the Dawgs season has been. The poor wooden puppet face down in the water. What pictographic language.

Ah, you hate to watch another tired man lay down his hand like he was giving up the holy game of poker. - Leonard Cohen

by NewsDawg on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Pictographic language.


I’ll show myself out.

We'll get there when we get there.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that...

Les Miles play calling chart, complete with time schedule?

Ah, you hate to watch another tired man lay down his hand like he was giving up the holy game of poker. - Leonard Cohen

by NewsDawg on Oct 10, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Undoubtedly.

Made by the same people with the 2012 prediction… of which, Miles seems to be a harbinger.

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer

by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I follow the Byzantine calendar...

which makes this year 7519.

Off to fight the Sassanids!

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Oct 10, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

That explains why he doesn’t get too worked up about end-of-game clock management. There’s ALWAYS time left!

by Erik T on Oct 10, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

for reply failing re: reply fail

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by Old South on Oct 10, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

My only solace today,

is watching the Facebook “Liked” numbers increases hourly at firesteveaddazio.com

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer

by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

There's a fire Steve Addazio page, huh?

Well then, it just got one more “like”

by Chas 2.0 on Oct 10, 2010 7:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well, I hope Bama's "transition" year is this year.....

instead of including next year along with this…South Carolina better fucking not lose to UK next week. If so, Bama should just forfeit the rest of its games.

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

by mrpelicanpants on Oct 10, 2010 5:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

by get swoll yunel on Oct 10, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why does Alabama worry?

Saban will just oversign again next year, cull the herd, and play the best 85 still eligible. Sometimes it works, every once in a while you get beat. All Nick wants to do is rinse and repeat. This is just a bad year to have a loss. We’re only halfway though and projecting the best two this far in advance is not easy. Lots of season left, and though I like my teams chances, there are lots of opportunities to stumble.

by Crabapple Buck on Oct 10, 2010 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

lol i hope your post was intended to be satirical.

by brandonh on Oct 10, 2010 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

No...this was said with all kinds of sincerity.

"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It stopped raining fail long enough in Big 10 country...

and all their trolls came out from underneath their bridges.

by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2010 7:10 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Unfortunately, King Troll never goes away

"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard

by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 10, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish you would say Ohio instead of Big Ten country.

Please.

"I do not have enough energy to scream, so I will sit here until this is over or until the middle of the 4th quarter when I will leave so I can miss traffic."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 10, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's good people.

He came to our house (BDS) and didn’t shit in coolers, riot, spell out his state’s name, etc.

"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it's sympathy you want,

it’s in the dictionary between shit and syphillis.

by Crabapple Buck on Oct 10, 2010 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Spence is right, and so is Pete Jayhawk

Keep looking on the bright side. It wasn’t Auburn, Bama. And it wasn’t Georgia, Gators. Thigs will get better . . . or the other thing. Related news story – has anyone seen Alabama’s long snapper? He seems to have disappeared, along with Greg (Busted Defeat Cherry) McElroy’s internal get rid of ball play clock.

Well, whaddayaknow? It IS Saturday!

by Grampaw Fug on Oct 10, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, but did you see how he game-managed that loss?

Truly inspiring.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Oct 11, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did I miss something?

Why is everyone pretending that call was anything close to legitimate just because Florida didn’t deserve it?

Yeah, I’m a homer. I’m also a guy with a fucking straight edge, which means I can fucking tell when something’s a forward pass.

by This Original Guy on Oct 10, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

It was a forward pass...

The Ja. Jenkins PI call was bullshit too. Opening set of downs on that drive and JJ gets popped for some seriously ticky-tack/bang-bang shit.

I detest Florida, and actually kind of like and respect LSU, but anyone that says the refs have it in the tank for the de facto powers is not paying attention.

"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero

by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you did miss a little

I thought it was too close to overturn and the CBS announcers agreed.

by Big Red Dog on Oct 11, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

LSU is a team of destiny.

Not luck. Destiny, baby.

Jrlz rhymes with Charles.

by Jrlz on Oct 11, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

like Gerry DiNardo?

MSState Football: You want INT's? We got 'em.

by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Two good things about Gerry DiNardo.

1. Beat Florida.

2. Had a absolutely awesome Italian restaurant called DiNardo’s. The name changed to Ruffino’s after he was fired from LSU. He also opened up a DeAngelo’s in Bloomington. Little do the fine folks of Indiana know, DeAngelo’s was founded, in Baton Rouge, by Louis DeAngelo, grandson of Lou DeAngelo. The same Lou DeAngelo that brings my office pastries once a month to make sure we keep buying valves from them.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Oct 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, Saturday was fun.

Denard remembered he was a sophomore.
My wife got puked on by a 53 year old man- Sparty on!

And, on Sunday my high school lost to its biggest rival in a huge upset.

/I don’t even have bleach.

by blanx73 on Oct 11, 2010 9:04 AM EDT reply actions  

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