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I’m glad my PC wasn’t there to see that. Would have been whatever the PC equivalent of a crown sheet failure is.
"I do not have enough energy to scream, so I will sit here until this is over or until the middle of the 4th quarter when I will leave so I can miss traffic."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 10, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
in hindsight
i didnt jump off the top of Ben Hill Griffin after the game. i thought about it. but it never happened i dont think…im still here right????
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true.
You’ll see it’s all a show
Keep ’em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
Always look on the bright side of life…
by PeteJayhawk on Oct 10, 2010 11:36 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Hello?
Is anybody here? I was in South Bend yesterday, and then I came back here and found only this:

Holly? cantcatchuf? blanx73? zzgator? Anyone? Hello?
We'll get there when we get there.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2010 11:36 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

_________________
I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Oct 10, 2010 11:37 AM EDT reply actions
Wanna trade coaches?
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 10, 2010 11:39 AM EDT reply actions
I’m not even entirely sure I’d be willing to give up Brewster for this. Unless you mean Mr. Meyer. Come on up, Urban!
Even Minnesota fans don't want to trade their coach for yours, LSU.
Unhappiest. 6-0. Fanbase. Ever.
by vineyarddawg on Oct 10, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
obviously, you're not in Baton Rouge right now.
We’re stoked. We just beat Florida in the Swamp.
Jrlz rhymes with Charles.
You don't go from unhappiest 5-0 fanbase of all time to loving Les Miles at 6-0...
… even after falling ass-backwards into a victory in the Swamp.
Let’s have this discussion again after you’ve lost to Arkansas in Little Rock because Jordan Jefferson couldn’t get a play run with 30 seconds left on the clock. Or after Bama gives you a colonoscopy without general anesthesia.
Besides, when a Goooopher fan doesn’t want your coach… well, do I really have to finish that statement?
by vineyarddawg on Oct 10, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
You people have a strange definition of “falling ass-backwards into a victory.”
LSU Football: See the cat? See the cradle?
by AllSaintsDay on Oct 10, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
You're right... I shouldn't say "ass-backwards."
I should probably have said “botched trick play where the ball was thrown to no one in particular but magically managed to be a lateral and then bounce straight into the hands of a placekicker who then was able to make a first down.”
by vineyarddawg on Oct 10, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah.
But the Gators fell ass-backwards into being anywhere near in the game at all.
LSU Football: See the cat? See the cradle?
by AllSaintsDay on Oct 10, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Haters gonna hate kid perfectly expresses my attitude today.

Jrlz rhymes with Charles.
by Jrlz on Oct 10, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm an LSU fan, dude...
… and I hate Florida more than anyone you know.
But Leslie is the worst college football coach to ever start a season 6-0.
by vineyarddawg on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
"Leslie is the worst college football coach to ever start a season 6-0."
Ahem.

We'll get there when we get there.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Milk..
was the key to his success. Saw it on ESPN.
Ah, you hate to watch another tired man lay down his hand like he was giving up the holy game of poker. - Leonard Cohen
/takes all milk in fridge and puts it in dumpster
//lights dumpster on fire
We'll get there when we get there.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Man...
… that’s one damn close toss-up right there. I’m going to say the play stands as called on the field.
by vineyarddawg on Oct 10, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Amateur.

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 10, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoa.
I’m out of my league now. I bow to Glen Mason’s massive suckishness.
And to think, he was my team’s first choice to replace Ray Gooff… and it would have been a step down.
by vineyarddawg on Oct 10, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
You have no idea
How much I’m hoping that Brew ends up on the BTN with Mason next year.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
You couldn't find a picture of Charlie Weis?
Because that would be equally acceptable, and accurate
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I went to go check; I thought he might have started with a long string of wins in 2005, but there was a pre-USC loss. No 6-0 for the Great Weiss Whale.
Weis never got out of September without a loss.
In fact, the last ND team to get through September undefeated was the 2002 squad, which was Ty’s first year. They started 8-0, I think.
We'll get there when we get there.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
It was my first year as a grad student at ND
so I remember it well. First loss was to a suck-ass BC team 14-7 because the defense stopped scoring (the offense never had). The red zone was when the opposing team had the ball behind their own 20 because we only scored off turnovers.
"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill
Weis lost to Michigan State in 2005.
That was the infamous flag planting game where State players managed to plant the S flag on the turn in South Bend. Nevermind the fact that they were about 15 yards away from the intended target (50 yd line).
Charlie Weis
the man of the permanently confused look & the front butt.
MSState Football: You want INT's? We got 'em.
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 10, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
This guy never started 6-0, but he was never good, either.

he almost personally killed football for me.
MSState Football: You want INT's? We got 'em.
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 10, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know about y'all but I had a pretty successful Saturday.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 10, 2010 11:39 AM EDT reply actions
Oh, it was out and out delightful.
My friend Stephen even learned how to share points with other teams when he doesn’t have to.
"I make love to pressure."
-- Stephen Jackson
A grand day.
My friend Brian learned how to avoid close games and HNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
We'll get there when we get there.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Aquinas, Augustine, Gödel, Calvin, et al.
Their work turns out to be superfluous, next January we’ll have the big one answered.
1) LSU wins MNC = God exists and loves his children and wants them all to be happy.
2) LSU loses in BCS Championship Game = COTG exists, gets kicks out of screwing with his children.
3) Ohio St. 22 TCU 13 in listless BCS Championship Game = No God exists, life is random chance and devoid of meaning*.
I doubt even Cybertyde can find a flaw in the above logic, assuming his circuits aren’t fried after seeing Ingram held under 50 yds rushing and 4 ypc in consecutive games.
*by definition, an Ohio St. BCS Championship win is meaningless.
Only SEC fans think BCS championships have meaning...
That said, they also overwhelmingly believe an imaginary guy lives in the clouds and controls their lives.
So it all makes sense.
I wish we had more balls.
-Jim Tressel
I think you just dug Ohio State's grave.

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
EH, fuck. Post fail.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Was supposed to be:

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Games like that give me more evidence that there is no God.
_________________
I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Oct 10, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
PRYOR'S ACL IT IS, THEN.

We'll get there when we get there.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
it's the only logical place left in the progression
he already tried Pryor’s quad and PCL. Pryor told him that’s nice, I’m still gonna throw for 280 yds in the first half (against Indiana) and account for 350 yards (against Oregon)
http://www.cleveland.com/ohio-sports-blog/index.ssf/2010/10/terrelle_pryors_ailing_quad_cr.html
haters gon' hate

"So put 2 on, put 10 on, WHAT DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE PAYIN' FOR 'EM!!!!?"
-Doug Heffernan, in regards to Arthur and his stamp needs
by Jon Ross on Oct 10, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The next Michael Vick.
Ah, you hate to watch another tired man lay down his hand like he was giving up the holy game of poker. - Leonard Cohen
We all rob, steal, kill...
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Speedy is hardly dominating...
All the speed in the world doesn’t help you get proper pursuit angles, wrap up, cover properly.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, you got it.
We’re all gun toting, bible thumping, NASCAR loving dolts. And our favorite fabric is denim. You fuckin’ nailed us.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Oct 10, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes...and your point?
I wish we had more balls.
-Jim Tressel
by devidee33 on Oct 10, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We have guns.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
lots and lots of guns
MSState Football: You want INT's? We got 'em.
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 10, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
dont feed the trolls.
sit back and enjoy them walking into a BCS woodchipper dressed in neon yellow & green.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Ask Stanford how reliable it is to use last year’s results to predict games against this year’s Ducks.
LSU Football: See the cat? See the cradle?
by AllSaintsDay on Oct 10, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
past performance is not indicator of future results….unless its in a way that i like. i dig your thinking style.
You've convinced me. Past performance is indicator of future results.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Homes are a great investment and never lose value!
by Synaesthesia on Oct 10, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Agree, I predict Penn State 24, Illinois 10.
"I do not have enough energy to scream, so I will sit here until this is over or until the middle of the 4th quarter when I will leave so I can miss traffic."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 10, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Rose Bowl is where they send the teams not good enough for the title game
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 10, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohio State is 0-4 in the Outback Bowl all time
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Oct 10, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Right...
because the Outback Bowl isn’t the greatest bowl tOSU has ever played in.
For the Other SC though…it’s the best they can hope for so you’d think they be pretty pumped for it.
I wish we had more balls.
-Jim Tressel
LOL...
Michigan is 20-5-1 against the SEC all time.
Obviously Michigan would win the SEC every single year.
I wish we had more balls.
-Jim Tressel
I see the buckeye fallback, now.
If you can’t get it done yourself, rely on the accomplishments of your archrival.
Doesn’t that make you feel even a little dirty? Not to mention, bagging on South Carolina who beat you twice in a row?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Not at all..
Simply pointing out terrible logic.
Yes, I realize South Carolina has won a total of 4 bowl games in their entire history and two of those are against tOSU.
Hey, they have to have something to feel good about.
I wish we had more balls.
-Jim Tressel
They sit alone in first place in the SEC East.
have the country’s best WR, a legendary coach, a bevy of good recruits, and a true Fr beast at running back. Yesterday they got the “beating #1” thing off their backs, and all that really stands in their way to Atlanta is a hurting Florida team.
I’d say that those two wins are probably pretty low on the 10/10/10 “Things I’m Proud Of” for gamecock nation.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
how come
SEC love is lame but Michigan love good when trying to make a point? Your association is fair but his not so fair sometime. My grammer is a littl ruff from not going to good Big tin school up north.
by JunctionCrimson on Oct 10, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
leaping jesus
I thought conference homerism was low blahblahfuckblah…
Further…Mich is 2nd best team in your conference, while they end up playing the middle-of-the-pack SEC teams. Anyway…

by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Stealing this gif.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sorry,
I was too busy giving the toast at my two cousins’ wedding to get what devidee wrote. What was that, again???
by SoFla Tideroller on Oct 10, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
It's True!
That’s why Ohio State has boycotted all four BCS Championship Games.
What’s that? I’m being told they actually showed up for a couple of those games. Could’ve fooled me.
by Snoreway on Oct 10, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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_________________
I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Oct 10, 2010 11:46 AM EDT reply actions
Whatever.
That’s just, like, your opinion, man.
by PeteJayhawk on Oct 10, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I love bye weeks.
Football without any emotional connection whatsoever? Just X’s and O’s and game theory and feats of athleticism all day? Beer?
Yes please.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Oct 10, 2010 11:51 AM EDT reply actions
Until you realize that that arse-whuppin Bama took
is going to be paid forward to Ole Miss.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 10, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Les Miles's personal website
We'll get there when we get there.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Its.. so.. entrancing...
NO HE PULLED ANOTHER FAKE FIELDGOAL FUCK
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
My God...it's full of taffy...
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
It makes perfect sense
Les Miles does not have any set plans/tactics/strategies. Instead, deep in his hat there is a random number generator that simply spits out plays that have an equal chance of success as failure. Sometimes, however, you just get on a roll and the coin keeps coming up heads.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
56-15, including a .500 or better record against all conference opponents, is an awful lot of heads. At some point, you have to figure the coin is weighted.
LSU Football: See the cat? See the cradle?
by AllSaintsDay on Oct 10, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I watched in horror as Stephen Garcia and his magic bongpowers destroyed Alabama for four quarters yesterday.
But shit Orson, I can’t imagine what it feels like to have your team beaten by The Hat via the Retardarooski play in the final seconds of the game.
Well, until next month, I mean.
Oh Jesus Christ.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 10, 2010 12:04 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
I'm hugging you as hard as I can right now.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 10, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
IT DOESN'T HELP! WHY WON'T THE TEARS STOP?!
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 10, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I suggest securing a hank of rope and finding a solid weight-bearing beam somewhere in your basement, then
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
The “Leaving Las Vegas” plan is my choice
by Minnesota Fats on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
You know, in alternate ending of that movie, Nicolas Cage dies by rehiring Glen Mason.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Oct 10, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Obviously
this is the place we Tiders come for sympathy about having to play 497 opponents in a row following a bye week, right? No?
by SoFla Tideroller on Oct 10, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
rec'd for retardarooski
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
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Jrlz rhymes with Charles.
Schadenflorida?
Jrlz rhymes with Charles.
by Jrlz on Oct 10, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
but in all honesty,
you really want to be Scott Tenorman of the week, don’t you?
Jrlz rhymes with Charles.
Embrace chaos. Embrace the madness. Embrace Miles.
It’s the path to happiness and enlightenment.
The only path.
Join us.
I’LL NEVER JOIN YOU
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
/sigh
Apparently so…
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate Arizona more than ever now.
Imagine the glory of Kirk Ferentz vs. Les Miles in the MNC game. Imagine it.
"I do not have enough energy to scream, so I will sit here until this is over or until the middle of the 4th quarter when I will leave so I can miss traffic."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 10, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Hail Eris!
Did Les lob a golden apple onto the field at any point?
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Come on
You knew it was coming. There was no other possible way for this game to end. Mile’s Chaos has become so predictable that it’s clear he’s a follower of the defunct Malal.
Es gibt keine Freude wie Schadenfreude
I wonder
So Florida loses embarrassingly and Georgia wins big. I wonder how many more days this month that has going to happen simultaneously.
“has going to happen” is seekrit Klarke Kounty grammar, Orson. Hopefully after your total immersion yesterday it’s not too mysterious. /bulldogishgrin
by BarnettShoals on Oct 10, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
“Klarke Kounty Grammar” was surely an album title used by a white rap outfit from Athens.
by get swoll yunel on Oct 10, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Like the use of the tag "Steve Addazio is a potted plant."
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The Toughest Blog in America
by Jamie DeVriend on Oct 10, 2010 12:29 PM EDT reply actions
Reminds me of a great Molly Ivins quote.

“If he were any dumber, they’d have to water him twice a week.”
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Oct 10, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
On behalf of Longhorn fans everywhere
I feel your pain. No, literally, I feel your pain.
.
by Longhorn in Canada on Oct 10, 2010 12:33 PM EDT reply actions
No, that comes Saturday.
Don’t think Pelini won’t try to run it up on Texas. He ran it up the other day on Grandma Snyder as payback for 2003.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 10, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
The only question is whether he'll go for 2 when up 31
Because THAT’S WHAT THE CARD SAYS TO DO!!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
If he does go for 2 up 31,
it will be because FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY.
Nah – Pelini wouldn’t do that. Total dick move, btw, Bielema. I’m no Brewster apologist, but that was a total dick move.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
I completely approved. It’s a goddamned rivalry game. I loved Wyoming’s coach flipping off the opposing sideline. I loved Carroll’s ‘fuck you, fuck you, fuck you’. And I love rivals tacking meaningless points on each other. Even, as is the case here, when it’s my team that is being scored upon.
With you on this
Less genteelness in college sporting, please.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Damn straight.
When I was a kid, we got beat 58-3, both ways, uphill, in three feet of snow, every week and nobody whined like pussies about mean it was.
Now, you beat someone 38-9 and you’re classless. Screw that. If the other guys can hang 70 on us, that’s our own damn fault, not theirs. And if they can’t stop us from doing it to them, well boo-hoo-hoo. The only thing that bothers me in that respect when someone gets injured in a game that’s already a wipeout.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Maybe I'm arguing too fine a point here,
but my problem is only with going for two. I have no problem whatsoever with expecting teams to play hard to the final whistle, but choosing to go for two in that particular situation just comes off as dickish to me. No, I don’t have any more supporting arguments, nor am I saying Bielema = complete prick. I just think, in this one instance, a bit of class might have been the better choice.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
I think it sort of depends on who you're playing.
I mean, from a KSU perspective, I’d probably wrinkle my nose at Snyder going for two in that situation… unless it was against Kansas, in which case I might well be yelling for it at the top of my lungs.
That said, as you can imagine I’m still a little irked at the gall of Pelini having whined about us running up the score, for obvious reasons. ;)
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Bielema should have invoked Woody Hayes
“Because I couldn’t go for three.”
It’s a rivalry, Goofers, not a sewing circle. I guess FIGHT WIN TRY has been replaced by PARTICPATE MEWL WHINE.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 10, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Can you take a knee instead of going for the extra point?
If so, that seems like best way to rub it in your opponents face.
“You suck so much, we don’t even need this point.”
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Just like Osborne did in the Fiesta Bowl against Florida?
Although that was a TD, not an extra point.
For clarification, I don’t have a problem with Brewster going all “What’s your deal” about it. It’s how he whined and kvetched about how classless it was that made them both look worse.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 11, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
This is further evidence
That Les Miles is the Verbal Kint of college football coaching. He’s just toying with us all.
That'll teach the Gators not to steal Clemson's uniforms.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 10, 2010 12:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
No purple or orange pants
so not Climpson’s uniforms.
At one point in the game the score was 26-21...
… just as it was at the end of the game in Jacksonville in 1980. At which time, the Gators were wearing a uniform almost identical to the ones worn Saturday.
So, from my perspective, I’m all for it.
by vineyarddawg on Oct 10, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Why you guys would want to pay homage to the glory years of 1989 and prior is beyond me.
by get swoll yunel on Oct 10, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
please include
our orange britches with your orange blouses in whatever permanent destuction device you choose.
making it fit like whatzit in one of those other things
by thetennesseethumper on Oct 10, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
When you dress like Clemson
you can expect Clemson-like results
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I'm so glad yesterday is over.
I’ve been a Gator fan for the past two weeks. It got me nowhere and makes me feel so dirty.
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
What are they gonna say about him? What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans, man? That he had wisdom? Bullshit, man!
Did you know that if is the middle word in “life” man?
by LSUJOSHUA on Oct 10, 2010 12:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I know it's too late to post this reply
but this picture has simply hypnotized me.
Well done, Kevin.
Jrlz rhymes with Charles.
90s Cowboys and that's not even close.
"I do not have enough energy to scream, so I will sit here until this is over or until the middle of the 4th quarter when I will leave so I can miss traffic."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 10, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Not even close...
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
They had Michael Irvin.
And they gave us Troy Aikman. So they can suck it.
Oh, and Barry Switzer.
And Neil O’Donnell.
"I do not have enough energy to scream, so I will sit here until this is over or until the middle of the 4th quarter when I will leave so I can miss traffic."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 10, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not like they're any better now: Pacman? Tank Johnson?
Nor is this a new phenomenon: Rafael Septien (child molestation); Dwayn Goodrich (manslaughter); Dexter Clinkscale (molestation); Harvey Martin (crack head and serial wife-beater); Hollywood Henderson (crackhead and underage prostitutes); Nate Newton (400 + pounds of dank).
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know how you can feel sympathy for a NFL franchise
Like…at all. Those players have barely any connection to their team or the other players on that team.
I feel some sympathy for the Browns fans, but not the franchise.
I feel as bad for Florida fan's suffering
as I’m sure everyone felt for Nebraska suffering circa 2001.
Call it epsilon.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 10, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
That game put
the realization that Denard is only human into perspective.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Meanwhile, at ESPN headquarters...
HEISMAN ERROR: PROGRAM HAS DIVERTED FROM STORY LINE
C:\RUN\IGNOREREALITY.EXE
C:\RUN\SHAMELESSPIMPING.EXE
HEISMAN ERROR: NO OVERCOMING OF ADVERSITY FOUND
C:\RUN\SWITCHTOPRYOR.EXE
HEISMAN ERROR: PROYR HAS BEEN SMASHED TO PIECES IN TITLE GAME.

We'll get there when we get there.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
This is an acceptable result.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 10, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The lone violin and soft-focus lens
have rerouted to Columbus. Please stand by.
We'll get there when we get there.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
If only the Gators had given Cam Newton a laptop
Florida would be unbeatable and none of this would have ever happened.
The Buckeyes are #1 in the nation, the SEC won’t play in the BCS title game, and Steve Spurrier helped bring it all about <—-Do like delicious irony tastes to me as does delectable corn syrup tastes to Volunteer fans

by Glory of the Going on Oct 10, 2010 1:25 PM EDT reply actions
Are you betting against LSU?
/CRAZY EYES
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Oct 10, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get it ....
Is the one on the left a dude?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
She's half bear, the other half cat.
I’ve heard she’s wild as a mink, but sweet as Coca-cola.
If it were me, I’d have nightmares about that.
by vineyarddawg on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
its corn liquor, fella
’tis the gravy what makes us plump.
making it fit like whatzit in one of those other things
by thetennesseethumper on Oct 10, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm from Iowa...
and am no stranger to the well-fed woman.
But I’m impressed.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 10, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Sir, are you nuts?
an undefeated LSU/AUBURN/1-Loss Alabama will get the privilege of taking home #5
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Although a Buckeye is technically a type of nut
I am not nuts. I concede that an undefeated LSU/Auburn makes it to the BCS title game, but I don’t see an undefeated team emerging from a conference that is this year’s transitive mess <—-auburn barely beats kentucky <—- UK gets PWND by UF <—- UF loses at home to LSU on fake field goal possible incomplete forward pass play <—— LSU nearly loses to Tennesee <—— Tenn gets destroyed by Georgia <—- Georgia loses to Dan Hawkins. This isn’t intramurals, brother, this is the national title race. The SEC’s last best hope just needed a last second FG to beat Kentucky.
Face it, the 2010 SEC is the ACC with better attendance and a better PR firm. Meanwhile, you are staring down undefeated team(s) out of the Big Ten (potentially 2), Big 12, Pac 10, and likely Boise, TCU, and Utah. The rest of the country understands your pride in the last four BCS titles, and you get a grape job! sticker for that accomplishment. But when the SEC’s best out of conference win came against a team that [NAME REDACTED] just curb stomped on the road for the first time in the history of history, I regret to inform you that your one-loss champion is in for some outside looking in.
by Glory of the Going on Oct 10, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
This will probably be true,
which is shame, because our 1-loss champion would still win the game.
Don’t lie to yourself. You know it would happen. (Just look into Mile’s eyes)
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
I'd like to see Ohio State getting Chizik'ed.
I don’t like Auburn, but that would be juuust fiiine.
by vineyarddawg on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
meh
just let Pryor & Newton stand at the 50 and try to out flex each other. then have a punt, pass & kick competition.
MSState Football: You want INT's? We got 'em.
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 10, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Invalid.
If Miles loses once (the premise of the argument), his spell will be broken and the natural state of DERP will resume.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
His 2007 championship ring seems to suggest otherwise.
If Miles was as predictable as you seem to think he is (that his future success is dependent upon his previous success), then he wouldn’t be Miles.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
That was 2007. His level of crazy has grown exponentially since then.
He used to try and hide the crazy impulses. Now he embraces them as the source of his power.
by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 11, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
You know what is going to happen?
Both Michigan State and Ohio State will be undefeated and play in the BCS title game. Let chaos reign.
Sancto Tedford
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Oct 10, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
The SEC's best OOC win
may just turn out to be LSU over WVU.
Whiskey bottle, brand new car -- oak tree, you're in my way.
-- Lynyrd Skynyrd
by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 10, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
A sad state of affairs
Given that WVU plays in a conference where Syracuse (yes, you read that correctly) sits alone in first place.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Don't get too worked up over that
Conference play has yet to begin in earnest. Only two games have been played so far, and the Cuse sits at a lofty perch of 1-0 in the league.
Whiskey bottle, brand new car -- oak tree, you're in my way.
-- Lynyrd Skynyrd
by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 10, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Tied with Rutgers...
is an interesting definition of “alone”.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Roll Wave!
LSU Football: See the cat? See the cradle?
by AllSaintsDay on Oct 10, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
damn nerds and your maths
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
For the first time ever
I support the thinking of a Buckeye fan.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
It will pass when the fever breaks.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
TCU plays Utah, so both cannot finish undefeated
and michigan state sucks about as much as OSU. they’ll both liekly lose a game. rest assured if the SEC does not send a title to the BCS title game, and thus win th eBCS title game. it will be because the Pac 10 and Big 12 beat them out. the bigtelevin is a joke and osu was always and will always be playing simply for the right to potentially carry the SEC’s jockstrap. so again, if the SEC aint in the BCSCG, it is entirely unreleated to anything the big 10 did/does.
In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create. - Raoul Vaneigem
take this job and shove it - Johnny Paycheck
by tempebamafan on Oct 12, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Been meaning to ask.
Is this a real picture?
"I do not have enough energy to scream, so I will sit here until this is over or until the middle of the 4th quarter when I will leave so I can miss traffic."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 10, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes it is
And it’s earned it’s own website (though, sadly, said website is lacking upkeep):
http://www.luluandjunior.com/about.php
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
It is.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
memoriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess
/sniffle

...i'm not falling asleep; i'm just fading to black...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 10, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Message to tOSU,...
Given the chance*, our freakishly large and talented QB will beat your freakishly large and talented QB in the title game.
After six games, Cam is scoring touchdowns at a rate that will overtake both of Auburn’s previous Heisman winners: Sullivan passed for 20 (Cam has 12) and BO Jackson ran for 17 (Cam has 9) in the same season.
Go go God2illa. War Eagle.
*Fuck you, BCS
How fucking great would it be if AU can do it again...
“It” being go undefeated and not get to play in the BCS Championship.
I know as an SEC guy I shouldn’t root for this…
but wow it would be funny.
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
by jokastrength on Oct 10, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
or was that not the butt-fucking you were referring to

"So put 2 on, put 10 on, WHAT DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE PAYIN' FOR 'EM!!!!?"
-Doug Heffernan, in regards to Arthur and his stamp needs
In 2004, I thought they got jobbed
this year, I would just laugh.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
There is nothing more frustrating than....
not doing the things that got you to the BCS National Championship, like RUNNING THE FUCKING BALL. Do you think D-Coordinators stay up at night worrying about Greg McElroy? NOPE. So what do we do? We try to get them to worry about Greg McElroy, by killing our chances and not running the ball. Last year vs South Carolina, with the same fucking 9 starters we have now, Greg stunk it up and we just kept feeding Ingram for 246 yrds. Guess what? We rip off 7 yrds on 1st down, even with 8 in the box, and you know what we do on 2nd down? Go fuckin 5 wide when they have 3 down linemen?WTF? Our offense is our strength, and we rely on the weak link to win? Hell both him and McElwain have only 1 game that they did ok in, the SECCG. I have yet to see them even in sync this year, while our reigning Heisman and his back up only get 20 carries combined the PAST 2 GAMES. Watching this offense is like watching Tim Tebow try to become a drop back passer….painful. 3 and outs does our defense no good. HNNNNNNNNGGGG!!!
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Hmm. Maybe we could swap Spurrier and Meyer whenever we play Saban?
Hell, Spurrier could become a roving mercenary, hired to whatever school plays Bama that week.
I like this.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Saban and Bama got skullfucked
USC beat them down.
Or jumped them into some gang we don’t know about.
I think McElwain (O-coordinator) and his freckled face QB.....
decided it was a great day to establish a 5 wide passing game on 2 and short…get sacked, for 3rd and long, and scramble, fall down, fumble and then shank punt…..yeh it was a great day….never mind we didnt even try to establish the run. Hell we’d get 5-7 yrds on first down and fucking throw it away for the next 2 downs, then punt, and watch our secondary ignite. Fun for all!
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 10, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Needs more f-bombs to sum up my in-game rant.
At one point, my beagle ran outside and refused to come in because I was mother-effing McElwain. Nothing new, though. He’s one of those OCs that would rather show how brilliant he is than win the fucking game. He’s driven me crazy for 2 years now.
by SoFla Tideroller on Oct 10, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I loved the medical staff that medical redshirts tons of players
but puts an obviously post-concussed McElroy into the game to try to make decisions about downfield routes. And he holds the ball… And he holds the ball… And he’s sacked.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 10, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
ATTN: This probably got lost in the smoke and flames yesterday, but
Syracuse might be going to a bowl game.
We'll get there when we get there.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2010 1:43 PM EDT reply actions
Wait, Syracuse in bowl gaHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG--
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Coach Kelly, what do you think about neon pink being incorporated into the uniforms?

We'll get there when we get there.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2010 2:26 PM EDT reply actions
This is art
Beautiful, heartbreaking art. Orson that is how the Dawgs season has been. The poor wooden puppet face down in the water. What pictographic language.
Ah, you hate to watch another tired man lay down his hand like he was giving up the holy game of poker. - Leonard Cohen
Pictographic language.
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I’ll show myself out.
We'll get there when we get there.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that...
Les Miles play calling chart, complete with time schedule?
Ah, you hate to watch another tired man lay down his hand like he was giving up the holy game of poker. - Leonard Cohen
by NewsDawg on Oct 10, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Undoubtedly.
Made by the same people with the 2012 prediction… of which, Miles seems to be a harbinger.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
That language has been deciphered. This is his chart.

Sancto Tedford
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Oct 10, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is it the year Ce Acatl Again already!?!
Sancto Tedford
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I follow the Byzantine calendar...
which makes this year 7519.
Off to fight the Sassanids!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Oct 10, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Les Miles's counting system has not developed the concept of 'zero.'
Sancto Tedford
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Oct 10, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd
for reply failing re: reply fail
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
by Old South on Oct 10, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
for rec fail rec fail
We'll get there when we get there.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Way too hungover this morning
to have been posting
by PalmettoTiger on Oct 10, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
My only solace today,
is watching the Facebook “Liked” numbers increases hourly at firesteveaddazio.com
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
There's a fire Steve Addazio page, huh?
Well then, it just got one more “like”
by Chas 2.0 on Oct 10, 2010 7:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Well, I hope Bama's "transition" year is this year.....
instead of including next year along with this…South Carolina better fucking not lose to UK next week. If so, Bama should just forfeit the rest of its games.
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Why does Alabama worry?
Saban will just oversign again next year, cull the herd, and play the best 85 still eligible. Sometimes it works, every once in a while you get beat. All Nick wants to do is rinse and repeat. This is just a bad year to have a loss. We’re only halfway though and projecting the best two this far in advance is not easy. Lots of season left, and though I like my teams chances, there are lots of opportunities to stumble.
No...this was said with all kinds of sincerity.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
In what what was Crabapple's post inaccurate?
because I’m not seeing it
by bagelfuzzynuts on Oct 11, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
It stopped raining fail long enough in Big 10 country...
and all their trolls came out from underneath their bridges.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2010 7:10 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Unfortunately, King Troll never goes away
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 10, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish you would say Ohio instead of Big Ten country.
Please.
"I do not have enough energy to scream, so I will sit here until this is over or until the middle of the 4th quarter when I will leave so I can miss traffic."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 10, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I do not know you sir
But will honor your request.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
He's good people.
He came to our house (BDS) and didn’t shit in coolers, riot, spell out his state’s name, etc.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Spence is right, and so is Pete Jayhawk
Keep looking on the bright side. It wasn’t Auburn, Bama. And it wasn’t Georgia, Gators. Thigs will get better . . . or the other thing. Related news story – has anyone seen Alabama’s long snapper? He seems to have disappeared, along with Greg (Busted Defeat Cherry) McElroy’s internal get rid of ball play clock.

Well, whaddayaknow? It IS Saturday!
Yes, but did you see how he game-managed that loss?
Truly inspiring.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Did I miss something?
Why is everyone pretending that call was anything close to legitimate just because Florida didn’t deserve it?
Yeah, I’m a homer. I’m also a guy with a fucking straight edge, which means I can fucking tell when something’s a forward pass.
by This Original Guy on Oct 10, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
It was a forward pass...
The Ja. Jenkins PI call was bullshit too. Opening set of downs on that drive and JJ gets popped for some seriously ticky-tack/bang-bang shit.
I detest Florida, and actually kind of like and respect LSU, but anyone that says the refs have it in the tank for the de facto powers is not paying attention.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 10, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
If it was the 1930's Hitler would be sending out a team to obtain mystical LSU relics.
by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 11, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
like Gerry DiNardo?
MSState Football: You want INT's? We got 'em.
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 11, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Two good things about Gerry DiNardo.
1. Beat Florida.
2. Had a absolutely awesome Italian restaurant called DiNardo’s. The name changed to Ruffino’s after he was fired from LSU. He also opened up a DeAngelo’s in Bloomington. Little do the fine folks of Indiana know, DeAngelo’s was founded, in Baton Rouge, by Louis DeAngelo, grandson of Lou DeAngelo. The same Lou DeAngelo that brings my office pastries once a month to make sure we keep buying valves from them.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Oct 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
So, Saturday was fun.
Denard remembered he was a sophomore.
My wife got puked on by a 53 year old man- Sparty on!
And, on Sunday my high school lost to its biggest rival in a huge upset.
/I don’t even have bleach.








































