Screencap from Tebow's Super Bowl commercial
over 2 years ago
Jason Kirk
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Not bloody enough
I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Jan 29, 2010 2:06 PM EST reply actions
TD
“I just want to give glory to god who allowed me to take this baby from between Pouncey’s thighs and then tuck him high and tight as I blowed through Willie Martinez’s non-existent defense for a touchdown. Also as I stiff armed Rennie Curan I circumsized the little guy so we’re all good there. So remember folks every baby aborted would have grown into me”
-Tim Tebow
Yeah BoYeeEEeeE
by InTheBleachers on Jan 30, 2010 10:49 AM EST reply actions
Concussions, abortions, whatever
What is it with the Tebows ignoring medical advice?
What to do?
Wow, talk about your ethical dilemmas:
If you direct snap the baby, Tebow is sure to fumble it. Sooo…that means it is preferable to shotgun the baby, which doesn’t sound that safe either.

















