BUY JOEPA'S GLASSES, LEAVE POOR OLD MAN BLIND
by Orson on Jan 28, 2010 11:25 AM EST
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Go buy Joe Pa's glasses, which are not only autographed by him, but were taken off his head by a Penn State student. Paterno has no plans to get new glasses, and will instead soldier through the rest of his career without glasses since he telelocates with an elaborate sonar system, and has since 1975.
The whales will understand me.
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Those were actually autographed several years ago just in case he lost them everyone would know who to return them to.
by worstfan on Jan 28, 2010 11:41 AM EST reply actions
…to whom to return them.
Homer already has Tom Landry’s hat, so might as well bid on this.
by a.m. on Jan 28, 2010 11:53 AM EST reply actions
These were actually passed down to JoePa by his predecessor, Ben Franklin. Look through them at the backside of the Declaration of Independence and you’ll be able to see PSU’s holy grail; plays diagrammed for the elusive “forward pass.”
by Jack Fact on Jan 28, 2010 12:04 PM EST reply actions
“Bring me fish brains, marine mammal friends!”
by chaimy4life on Jan 28, 2010 1:16 PM EST reply actions
Interesting sonar/whale connection, Orson. Are you aware of his famous “Whale pants”?
by PSUGuru on Jan 28, 2010 3:54 PM EST reply actions
Looks like he telelocates whilst flossing a $6,000 Rolex. Joe Paterno is caked-up.
by justin hampton on Jan 28, 2010 4:18 PM EST reply actions
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