MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: WILLIAM FAULKNER

by Orson on Jan 27, 2010 1:44 PM EST

Today's Mustache of the Day: William Faulkner. He didn't use commas because they were all stuck in a majestic clump beneath his nose.

WP Mayhew remains the finest imitation of him yet.

HAPPY MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY, MOTHERFUCKERS.

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Faulkner? I don’t even know her!

by I'm Jim Shotz, I gotcha sports, riiight ovah heeeah on Jan 27, 2010 1:55 PM EST reply actions

The second greatest wordsmith in Ole Miss’s history. Behind Coach O of course.

by 4.0 Point Stance on Jan 27, 2010 2:12 PM EST reply actions

He wrote like Coach O on 22 cans of Red Bull, but he’s third in the Ole Miss wordsmithy pantheon – right behind Jerrell Powe.

by haveagreatday on Jan 27, 2010 2:16 PM EST reply actions

WHERE’S MA HONEY?

by twogreattastes on Jan 27, 2010 2:47 PM EST reply actions

looks like the ghost of tommy tuberville lol!

by fearless and true on Jan 27, 2010 2:51 PM EST reply actions

between mustache and nothing, i’ll take mustache…

by ed on Jan 27, 2010 3:03 PM EST reply actions

This guy looks like Urban Meyer’s grandfather.

by arrowflight on Jan 27, 2010 5:54 PM EST reply actions

“The Lane Train moves; the recruits’ ears begin to bob. Behind us, above the house, motionless in tall and soaring circles, they diminish and disappear.”

— Coach O

by JL on Jan 27, 2010 11:13 PM EST reply actions

Thanks for posting this scene. Nobody makes better movies than the Cohen Brothers.

by bama_buck on Jan 28, 2010 12:09 AM EST reply actions

Slowly, it creeps up the bank. Seeing a Tebow, it hides looking for a distraction finding only trees it climbs to the place it once knw. Because the place it knew was kind, and scented of magniolia so heavy you could feel the green in your knees. A green that cried for you to get down and run for the car and find that hammer the hammer that did the thing.

by JenH on Jan 28, 2010 4:00 AM EST reply actions