GOOD MORNING, RECRUIT BORN TO BE A COMMANDO WEATHERMAN

by Orson on Jan 27, 2010 9:36 AM EST

Whatever your parents named you sucks.

Storm Johnson. Middle name? TRAINFIST. In all caps.

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And a Miami recruit no less. Irony knows no bounds.

by ALGator on Jan 27, 2010 9:38 AM EST reply actions

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Beat me to it, dammit.

by yoyofutbawl on Jan 27, 2010 9:50 AM EST reply actions

That could only be the smile of a kid who knows he’s getting the fuuuuuuck out of Loganville and will never, ever look back.

by Bobby Decatur on Jan 27, 2010 9:56 AM EST reply actions

Its a better name than Rainy Schlong…

by hurricanepete on Jan 27, 2010 10:08 AM EST reply actions

Ohio State already has Storm Klein.

by Dawg on Jan 27, 2010 10:20 AM EST reply actions

Dawg,

He will argue the fuck out of your damage claim!

by Biggus Rickus on Jan 27, 2010 10:38 AM EST reply actions

I’m still going with Sir Gregory Thornton as my Name of the Year for 2010 recruiting. Nothing says “royalty” like Arkansas State.

by Optimus Swine on Jan 27, 2010 10:53 AM EST reply actions

I have a feeling Storm Johnson and Big Jim Slade would get along fabulously.

by The Bull Gator on Jan 27, 2010 11:45 AM EST reply actions

Wheres Loganville?

by Bourbon Dawgwalker on Jan 27, 2010 11:49 AM EST reply actions

about 30 miles away from atlanta

by HUrricanepete on Jan 27, 2010 12:21 PM EST reply actions

Total gratuitous self-promotion of a poorly written entry I did 5 days ago.

http://www.seventhfloorblog.com/2010/1/22/1260869/who-else-has-a-player-named-after

by Apdirtybird on Jan 27, 2010 12:52 PM EST reply actions

Gotta hope that his career and personal life ends better than former Husker RB Thunder Collins…

And yes I’m pissed- but for the damn laws of spacetime we could have had every commentator’s filthy wet dream: the “ThunderStorm” backfield combo.

by TFish on Jan 27, 2010 1:16 PM EST reply actions

Is D’Angelo Barksdale still available?

by Sean F on Jan 27, 2010 3:31 PM EST reply actions

A few months back I believe this guy was thinking about going to Bama – just because I remember laughing with my dad and the thought of having Storm Johnson and Star Jackson in the backfield. I actually would have pulled for Star to be the starter over our other, better QBs, only for the uber name power.

by anunaki on Jan 27, 2010 3:33 PM EST reply actions