FULMER CUPDATE: ALL QUIET SAVE FOR THE LICENSE BANDIT OF TAMPA

Smirnoff, West Virginia is beautiful this time of year.

Wonder if the Florida Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles has one of those portable offices like a bloodmobile so USF can call them up and have them park on campus to let their football players FUCKING TAKE CARE OF THIS SHIT. I swear we have 2-3 of these every year, and I don’t think it’s because we have overzealous Athens-style cops running around.

Don’t make fun of Athens cops; would you want unlicensed scooterers running rampant in your town? I didn’t think so.

I know I’m worked up about this. But USF does seem to lead the nation in license-related crimes.

And also pistol-whippings.

Why Sundawg, down here on the Souf Kuhlina coast we have unlicensed scooterers (less than 40 cc) everywhere. That’s how you get around after they pull your license for DUI. We also have kids on electric golf carts roaming the streets of subdivisions and the barrier islands.

SFU – RepreZENT!

Dad????

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBACKONTHABOARDBITCHESWOOOOOOOOO. Sorry. I agree with JD, the police patrolling could laughably be referred to as “lax” down here on campus (unless it the bike stealing time of year). You go 5+ over on any of the roads surrounding campus, however, its your ass.

Seeing that bottle of Smirnoff reminds me of the time I was in the duty-free shop in Hamilton, Bermuda, and the Amurricans in line ahead of me were bitching to the clerk that the stuff “wasn’t any less expensive here than back home.”

Talk about unclear on the concept.

OTOH, the Havanas I picked up at the tobacconist’s down the street were quite nice.

6-3, 145lbs? Dude…eat something. The alcohol is not doing it—you’re going to blow away.

Shades of the Old Dirty Bastard album cover for “Return to the 36 Chambers.”
Only not as gully.

Michigan State, which is now known as Misdemeanor State, pretty much wrapped up the Fulmer Cup when at least 11 of their players participated in a premeditated gang raid on a frat house in which a couple of women were beaten down. Although the original reports were of between 14-18 players involved, the two players who were charged yesterday put the number of players chagred in the incident at 11.

I guess allowing Glenn Winston to go directly from jail (for sucker-punching a hockey player) to the practice field wasn’t such a great idea in retrospect. He did demonstrate a lot of charisma, though, when the players all preferred to follow him instead of obeying team rules set by the coaching staff.

I guess Winston and friends really “smoked ’em.”