RECRUITING VIOLATIONS HAVE A CODGER EXEMPTION
In the Kiffin family casting call, Monte usually gets off easy. Lane is Nelson Biederman the 4th, spoiled, entitled, and headed for some form of prison or downfall; Ed Orgeron is the wacky uncle with a thing for stimulants and marathon taxidermy sessions; and Monte is usually the clean-living, earnest, and just a bit kooky grandpa who closes episodes by saying something like "And I thought the pits were something in peaches!"
/LAUGH TRACK
Before it goes down the memory hole and over the horizon of things remembered, just note this from the AJC yesterday evening regarding the recruitment of Nickell Robey, current soft commit to Georgia who likely won't attend the school after the departure of Willie Martinez. (UGA fans will take this as an opportunity cost of not having Willie Martinez around.) Robey is looking now, and one contender is USC, who happens to be sending harmless Monte Kiffin out to dote and dodder around, since he's harmless, no?
He’s planning to visit Southern Cal next week. Monte Kiffin has been very persistent. He’s probably been in here more than is legal. Of course they don’t pay attention to the rules."
USC may have hired a good coaching staff, true. They also hired a horrible compliance crew, which will matter as soon as the NCAA shows any ability to serve as an arbiter of practices among its member institutions. It will do that. Keep waiting. Nope. Little longer. Any minute. No seriously. It's coming. Right around the corner. Over there. You don't see it? Stay patient. It's there. Promise. How was your day? Good? Mine? Not bad. Seriously, any second now--
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who is this Russ fellow and does he know that LSUfreek and Holly will cut him for stepping in their territory?
by BoKno on Jan 26, 2010 4:21 PM EST reply actions
If Monte doesn’t commit a recruiting violation on his visit, does Robey get to take his dollar?
by mattain on Jan 26, 2010 4:28 PM EST reply actions
So a throw away line is now an actual recruiting violation, good thing there are no facts behind it. Par for the course.
by ev on Jan 26, 2010 4:47 PM EST reply actions
Go Monty Go! Dept:
I’m just glad to read legendary Monty is out there workin’ it, tryin’ to get recruits. For a second there, I thought Monte was just living off his reputation and chugging cups of hot water at home.
Go man! Go!
by Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me on Jan 26, 2010 4:55 PM EST reply actions
Has anyone else seen or heard stories suggesting that Lane was involved in the recruiting and/or recruiting violations of Reggie Bush when he (Lane) was an assistant at USC? If that’s the case, it can’t be good for USC. Right?
USC’s AD: Glad to see you NCAA, we’ve cleaned house and brought in a new committment to following the rules.
NCAA: Great, we’re here to talk about violations committed in part by Lane Kiffin.
USC’s AD: /blank stare…presses “send” on the blast email containing his resume/
by ohiodawg on Jan 26, 2010 4:57 PM EST reply actions
I’m just so, so, so happy that the Knoxville Circus has parked at my school’s most hated rival. Hopefully it’ll still be there in November.
Kiffin delenda est.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 26, 2010 5:01 PM EST reply actions
Please do not let it go unnoticed that Willie Martinez was trying to recruit a 5’7" cornerback. He will soon be attempting to enter his 2007 Camry in the 24 Hours of Daytona.
by Doug on Jan 26, 2010 5:17 PM EST reply actions
They also hired a horrible compliance crew
When was that? I’ve always assumed that when people ask Mike Garrett about the Compliance office, he gestures towards a series of cubicles which, on closer inspection, are staffed with mannequins.
by dc trojan on Jan 26, 2010 5:21 PM EST reply actions
Wow, Nickell was that attached to Big Willie. So was it his perfection of the "Terry Schiavo" soft zone or a promise that Nickell would never have to wrap anybody up that sealed the deal?
by Joe Tereshinski IV on Jan 26, 2010 5:53 PM EST reply actions
Given the option, the Florida courts would never have allowed the plug to be pulled on Willie.
by CA Dawg on Jan 26, 2010 6:15 PM EST reply actions
#3, or it’s a joke and you’re oversensitive. Lighten up. If someone commits secondary violations at an unprecedented rate and then a high school at the situation mentions that, why are you surprised?
by Old South on Jan 26, 2010 6:24 PM EST reply actions
If Bill Belicheck ever flames out in New England, he would make a perfect USC assistant coach — in charge of “scouting” opponents.
by pbrown on Jan 26, 2010 6:55 PM EST reply actions
Patience, my fellow seekers of NCAA justice/ineffective slap fighting. In Villes such as Knox, Gaines or Stark violations of this type take on a war crimes aura. But in LA? Please. The fact is that when Pete Carroll was caught feeding dead hookers to his black market-imported giant squid by the maid at his private Malibu whorehouse it hardly merited back-page mention in Variety.
by Jack Fact on Jan 26, 2010 6:59 PM EST reply actions
Ohio dawg @5: Nobody has mentioned Kiffen as being involved in any Reggie Bush recruiting violations since noe have ever been charged (by anyone serious).
The cloud around Bush deals with an agent paying his father (and presumably him) to leave USC early.
That is a very different thing that a recruiting violation.
by oc phil on Jan 27, 2010 3:05 AM EST reply actions
@14
Yer damn right!
Just ask Antonio Langham, Gene Stallings, Hootie Ingram and the Roll Tide “Repeat Offenders? Nous?” Roll Perpetual Paranoia Club.
by Grampaw Fug on Jan 27, 2010 6:43 AM EST reply actions
UGA fans will take this as an opportunity cost of not having Willie Martinez around.
Get out of my head, Swindle. That is precisely what I’ve been thinking.
Nickell Robey is the least of the people or things I would gladly trade for emancipation from Willie Two Thumbs.
by MaconDawg on Jan 27, 2010 9:37 AM EST reply actions
ocphil – thanks for the clarification. Was Kiffin at USC at that time, or had he already moved on to Oakland?
by ohiodawg on Jan 27, 2010 10:05 AM EST reply actions
hell bama got put thru the ringer for 400 bucks w/ Langham, imagine what 300k will do for U$C….
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 27, 2010 10:50 AM EST reply actions
I am disappointed that Bama’s BCS Trophy viewing was not worked into that Wal Mart photo.
by zzgator on Jan 27, 2010 11:18 AM EST reply actions
Never noticed it before but Monte looks like the bastard child of Stan Laurel and Mama Fratelli.
by EZ on Jan 27, 2010 11:25 AM EST reply actions
@14 OC Phil—that would be the agent that was allowed unfettered access to the locker room by Pete and crew? You’re right, nothing weird about that.
@13 Jack Fact—In Pete’s defense (and the NCAA’s), there is no specific rule against coaches feeding dead whores to giant squids.
by JTG on Jan 27, 2010 1:24 PM EST reply actions
@ Ohiodawg: Kiffin was OC when the Bush thing happened.
@JTG: USC’s practices and Heritage Hall were open to EVERYBODY most of the time. It was a key part of the coolness of the program and hopefully KIffen won’t have to change that too much.
@DC Trojan: I know it’s easy to slam the compliance people but I’ve dealt with them over a long span of time, first as an athelete and then as a booster. From everything I’ve seen they are serious about doing a good job and for the most part I think they do
by oc phil on Jan 27, 2010 4:39 PM EST reply actions

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