SENIOR BOWL IS THE SEXIEST OF MEAT MARKETS
by Orson on Jan 25, 2010 5:10 PM EST
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Tebow went 4/6 with a few drops by his receivers in early drills, but also dropped two straight snaps in this exotic "under center' position they've been tinkering with in the NFL. More importantly, we all got to see Terrance Cody with his shirt off and marvel at the 370 pound mountain of masculine beauty in all his glory. No, please. Feel free to look. He's not ashamed, and neither should you be. He's both violent and erotic all at the same time, something those who've had the privilege of showering with him have know for years. Drink his manhood in with your eyes, and savor its rich, fatty aroma and texture. Attempt to deny the power of his performance in Precious, and fail.
The picture comes from AL.com, who really stepped up their SEO game with the url for this post.
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I kinda feel gay for looking a those pictures but you know, whatevs.
by Kevin@LSU on Jan 25, 2010 5:24 PM EST reply actions
Careful, NFL scout. What may look to you like a mindless glare is in fact a sign that Mr. Cody is trying to decide if you’re his next meal.
Anyway, as awesome/terrifying as this pic is, it could still be improved with a golden bikini-clad Princess Leia.
by Jack Fact on Jan 25, 2010 5:31 PM EST reply actions
I guess David Lee has nothing else to do besides watch a Tebow audition. It’s not like he plays basketball for a real NBA team.
by Brian O'Blivion on Jan 25, 2010 5:33 PM EST reply actions
Mt. Cody’s manboob looks like the mouth of Salacious Crumb. I’ll wait while you google that.
by Joe Tereshinski IV on Jan 25, 2010 5:51 PM EST reply actions
um, I think that’s David Lee the QB coach of the dolphins, not our basketball playing fellow alum
by done, but with errors on page on Jan 25, 2010 7:15 PM EST reply actions
This might be the first and last time that Terrance Cody and Giada De Laurentiis are results for the same Google search.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2010 9:05 PM EST reply actions
My initial shocking thought when I just viewed this without my glasses: Why was Oprah nude in a police station?
by MorningBeer on Jan 25, 2010 10:03 PM EST reply actions
@4:
Never thought the phrase “you won the internets” would apply to footbaw. I was wrong.
by commodore_dude on Jan 25, 2010 11:00 PM EST reply actions
Certainly a mountain of a man, that’s for damn sure.
by Super C on Jan 25, 2010 11:41 PM EST reply actions
yanno, I could have gone all fucking offseason without seeing that picture…but nooooooo…you just had to post it….
by BoKno on Jan 26, 2010 12:22 AM EST reply actions
As a woman, I think they should all go for the “Shiancoe weigh-in”. Well, Cody can just walk across the large animal scale.
by meg on Jan 26, 2010 1:01 AM EST reply actions
do they know that he wont stop til he finds that blonde chick in the white dress? he killed 3 t-rexes for chrissakes…and he really hates bats?
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 26, 2010 8:52 AM EST reply actions
detroit will draft him, then he will meet a tragic end while being stuck in a “check your own bloodpressure machine” in the mall once the zombie apocalypse starts
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 26, 2010 8:58 AM EST reply actions
Knowing that Cody will be a multimillionaire soon almost makes me wish I were a great big fat person
by Derrick on Jan 26, 2010 9:38 AM EST reply actions
SI has an even better picture.
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2010/football/nfl/01/26/terrence.cody.ap/terrence-cody.jpg
WARNING: NSFW OR ANYONE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
by Brian O'Blivion on Jan 26, 2010 7:11 PM EST reply actions
@13
No, this a photo from the Atlanta PD on December 5, 2009 when Cody was arrested and charged in the disappearance of Maurkice and Mike Pouncey. The APD strip searched him because a grown man crying at the scene slipped in and out of a catatonic state only to say, “He ate them.”
by Alex Hamilton on Jan 26, 2010 11:42 PM EST reply actions
His milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard… dear God that is terrifying.
by TheMightyErik on Jan 27, 2010 3:23 AM EST reply actions
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