GO PERFORM A PUBLIC SERVICE FOR THE NATION GO GATORS
Go cure cancer
Go write the Great American Novel
Go start a Fortune 500 company
Go play the low end of a hi-low double tackle hobbling an interception prone quarterback, thus pleasing everyone outside the Minnesota state lines except Joe Buck and Peter King.
That's Gator alum Bobby McCray smashing the childlike ankles of Brett Favre in last night's NFC Championship game. You're welcome, America.
This message sponsored by The University of Florida: WE DO AMAZING SHIT LIKE THIS EVERY DAY.
ps. Percy also helped out by fumbling. We give, and we give, and then we give some more.
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Um, I think you forgot someone today who is on suicide watch….
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by Brian O'Blivion on Jan 25, 2010 12:49 PM EST reply actions
I think the amazing shit was Will “the fresh prince” Smith forcing the Harvin fumble, Buckeye pwnge of Gatorz ESS-EE CEEEE SPEED FOREVR!
by Matt on Jan 25, 2010 12:50 PM EST reply actions
This just gives Peter King and Brett Favre two more weeks together, ordering double grande hazelnut lattes, staring deeply into each other’s eyes, and continuing their tension-filled, will-they-won’t-they relationship.
by JD on Jan 25, 2010 12:50 PM EST reply actions
But, shouldn’t he have completed the play by gouging Favre’s eyes out?
by Daniel on Jan 25, 2010 12:51 PM EST reply actions
No, you got it wrong. Those Florida guys really screwed the rest of the nation.
If Favre was to make it to the Super Bowl this year, he’s far more likely to retire at the end of the season. Now he has that ‘I was so close’, and I can keep doing this’ taste in his mouth, and those Florida players have doomed us to another offseason of "Will he, Won’t he?’
by GoBrutus on Jan 25, 2010 12:52 PM EST reply actions
If only McCray got up and did the Gator chomp.
Also, McCray pulled a Carlos Dunlap earlier this season. He had to have been in really rough shape to get a DUI in New Orleans. Maybe he was drinking and driving with an open glass container.
by mlmintampa on Jan 25, 2010 1:02 PM EST reply actions
Is it ever inappropriate to do the Gator Chomp? Rumor is that Orson did it right after Swindle Jr was conceived.
by Brian O'Blivion on Jan 25, 2010 1:06 PM EST reply actions
McCray also had the vicious late hit that was flagged earlier. Shocking that this one was not also flagged under the Tom Brady rule.
Between favres beating and Warner’s before that the aarp has a legitimate case against the saints d.
by janus09 on Jan 25, 2010 1:09 PM EST reply actions
What about Devery Henderson of LSU being the only WR for the Saints to catch a touchdown pass. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!
by Kevin@LSU on Jan 25, 2010 1:14 PM EST reply actions
McCray also helped Kurt Warner to the sidelines last week. He’s apparently a one-man-ancient-QB-wrecking-crew.
And I don’t care what anyone says…THAT WAS NOT A CATCH!
And NFL OT SUCKS.
Go Gators.
by zzgator on Jan 25, 2010 1:16 PM EST reply actions
Percy failed to show up Reggie Bush. He’s doomed us all.
by Tim James on Jan 25, 2010 1:21 PM EST reply actions
McCray just cemented his name in NFL History if he knocks both Warner and Favre into retirement.
by Ryan Grant on Jan 25, 2010 1:27 PM EST reply actions
Many of us inside the Minnesota border, too. I cried tears of joy with that game-killing interception that we all knew was coming.
by Erik on Jan 25, 2010 1:44 PM EST reply actions
Minnesota Sports Adages:
#1. The Minnesota Vikings will always break your heart.
by Sean F on Jan 25, 2010 1:47 PM EST reply actions
Archie is caught in a true to life Catch 22.
Who does he want to win?
by yoyofutbawl on Jan 25, 2010 1:52 PM EST reply actions
This is the only post in the history of EDSBS that I can’t like. I fully understand, and I have no pretensions that others should be anything less than annoyed do violent death of Favre, or overjoyed at the prospect of the Ain’ts shedding that title. That said, and as Johnny Cash once sang, “I hung my head.”
Much love regardless.
by owls and gophs and craep on Jan 25, 2010 1:52 PM EST reply actions
Don’t forget UGA’s contribution! Asher Allen’s penalty in overtime gave the Saints a critical first down.
by JoeDawg on Jan 25, 2010 1:53 PM EST reply actions
I believe that A Mr. Jonathan Vilma, alumnus of THE U!!, not only had an interception yesterday, but also: 5 tackles, 2 passes defended, a forced fumble, and a fumble recovery. Sounds like a pretty win stat sheet to me. Because, lets face it, its all about THE U.
by jkmiami on Jan 25, 2010 1:55 PM EST reply actions
The Gators may give, but they take too.
Brett Favre’s legendary decisiveness was certainly the inspiration for Urban Meyer’s retirement… uh, scratch that – temporary leave of absence… scratch that — long weekend off … scratch that — three-martini lunch.
by pbrown on Jan 25, 2010 2:08 PM EST reply actions
I actually like Farve. After every one of those hard hits, he got back up and continued chugging along. Yeah, he throws bad interceptions, but the Vikings wouldn’t have even gotten to that point without him.
by NatiJacket on Jan 25, 2010 2:12 PM EST reply actions
As a Chicago boy that graduated from Florida…this makes me smile, in a special way.
by DG2004 on Jan 25, 2010 2:25 PM EST reply actions
How about a big “Eat Shit” to OU alum Adrian Peterson. Does “AD” stand for “Always Dropping?”
by Eric1824 on Jan 25, 2010 2:33 PM EST reply actions
First off how is this good for America? We will descend into Favre-Gate 2010 in about three weeks because he will want to come back but won’t just say “Hey I want to come back but I don’t want to go to training camp.”
Second, this is bad for America because Jared Allen’s Mullett won’t be at the super bowl instead we will have to look at Brees’ fuzzy mole and dream of what could have been.
Finally, this is terrible for America because known Communist Roger Godelle got just what he wanted an Arena Bowl game in the Super Bowl. The two best D’s were “eliminated” on Sunday: One by the superior play of Peyton Manning and the other by the superior play of the officials because getting calls wrong (but always in the favor of the “high octane” offenses" is how Godell and his boys do it up in NYC.
Too bad madness has completely taken Al Davis, the last man to stand against the Rozelle/Tagliaboo-boo/Godell triumvirate of evil.
Would the NFL please reinstate Defensive play so people who actually love football don’t have to continue to be submitted to a superbowl that will look an awful lot like a Pac-10 game not involving USC: each team throws the ball 80 times and the total combined final is 237 points. Also, if the Sanits win the Super Bowl that city is still going to be a half flooded turd mine. A Lombardi trophy won’t rebuild it.
Lyle Alzado would not approve!
by ccrider on Jan 25, 2010 2:37 PM EST reply actions
@ ccrider, # 21
[Insert Joker “Not sure if Serious” pic]
by That 5.0 Guy on Jan 25, 2010 2:52 PM EST reply actions
Archie is caught in a true to life Catch 22.
Who does he want to win?
Seriously? Obviously, you have no offspring.
by Brian O'Blivion on Jan 25, 2010 3:03 PM EST reply actions
HAHAHAHABRETTFAVRESUCKSCOCKHAHAHAHAHAHACHOKEARTISTHAHAHA
Ok I’m done now. Seriously, I’m so happy the ancient guy who won’t retire isn’t going to the Super Bowl, and I’m REALLY happy it’s not Kurt Jesus Freak Warner.
Ahhhh…
Of course, I want the Saints to win just because they’ve never won it before, and as a Tennessee Titans fan, it is in my interest to see the Colts destroyed (Buckeye alumni are a-ok, but I want to see BYU alumni Austin Collie get his head ripped off and eaten by a rabid Will Smith. No, I DO NOT CARE if Collie plays WR and Smith is a D-lineman. Make it happen, Mr. Smith)
by idahobuckeye on Jan 25, 2010 3:40 PM EST reply actions
Here’s to the the ain’ts, because, seriously, screw peyton manning. Why yes, I can hold a grudge for ten years, thanks for asking.
by poobie on Jan 26, 2010 1:46 AM EST reply actions
@23
These days, they don’t call OU “Chokelahoma” for nothing.
by sasmall on Jan 26, 2010 7:03 PM EST reply actions
@27 – crossing route in a banjo blitz? Special teams?
by MCab on Jan 26, 2010 7:41 PM EST reply actions

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