CURIOUS INDEX, 1/21/09

How many points does child porn get Florida in the Fulmer Cup?

Great example of every game anybody ever goes to the in the South. BTW, in Baton Rouge, the wife isn’t trying to get her husband to calm down, its the other way around…….

So Kiffin’s mom becomes the 2nd SEC mom to complain in as many years?

Monte needs to put his ho on a leash. Bitch running wild man. Bitch running wild.

shaggybevo consistently makes me wish for better message boards for my school. it serves as a shining example of the reason for al gore’s invention of the internets.

I’d think child porn would roll in with rape. Underage age kids can’t consent, or maybe slightly down graded rape if a clown mask was photoshopped in.

Is naming a waste-water treatment facility after Lane less hurtful to Robin Kiffin? Let’s hope so – and that it actually happens.

This would be a new standard for suddenly-departed coaches. We could have the Dennis Franchione Memorial Dump and Bait Shop, the Pete Carroll Memorial Used Luxury SUV Dealership and the Rich Rodriguez Memorial Ye Olde Wizard Hat and Snake Oil Shoppe.

What I took from that post about Dooley is that Tennessee fans can look forward to another glorious string of moral victories.

WOW!
I didn’t believe Orson’s warning about the avatars at Shaggy Bevo.
Now, look, guys, I enjoy the beauty of the female form just as much as anyone. Probably more, according to my criminal record.
But Texas fan has animated GIFS of what appears to be Wilt Chamberlain’s massive right paw slapping a the derriere of a comely young lass IN SLOW MOTION.
Wow.

Umm, is the Florida child porn thing even admissible to the Fulmer Cup? Was the guy a player?
(As a homer, though, I have to admit that the team’s legal counsel deserves a co-MVP share some years. I’m pretty sure I saw the AD and Barry Cohen parked in the middle of Paynes Prairie once, with a shovel and a big carpet.)

I might feel sorry for Lane’s mom, on a generational basis, except that she raised the douche bag that’s causing all the rage.

of course its not admissible, the guy worked the tv broadcasts. If Gene Deckeroff’s spotter got busted for beastiality, would that count- No. It is a fucking shame though, always liked watching those guys on TV. Too bad he was a sick sick bastard who will be reaping what he has sown in FCI Coleman for 10 years.

Side note- heard froma few guys in the athletic dept that Wondy’s ex-old lady was a crazy bitch and that his buddies have been telling him to split for a while. Then she pulls some shit like this, which she is now partially retracting her story saying hes no threat. GOOD THING SHE FILED A SWORD COMPLAINT, scandalous ass bitch

Siding with the security guard, I have never been a big fan of the 1st amendment myself. I tend to dislike those apparatuses that are conducive to heightened amounts of bitching.

And what am I doing right now? Bitching! Can’t f’ing win.

^ sworn*

sorry

Former dean of student affairs over at the Law school got sent up the river on child porn charges a few years back. I only hope this means that these task forces are getting more efficient at tracking down these a-holes.

Continuing with my theme of no sympathy, fuck the guy who wants or expects the national champtionship football game to be a tea party. Yeah, there are limits, but you’ve to to err on the side of enthusiasm.

True story: Former boss (who was a pretty wealthy guy) was told to sit down at a college basketball game by some old fart. Response was to launch himself over two rows of seats at the guy. That’s, perhaps, going a little too far.

Assuming it is accurate (and it is. see Fags reference), the cone of vision diagram demonstrably proves that our friend is not guilty AND that, every once in a great while, it is OK for SEC folks to suspend their Texas hatred.

I have a log-standing secondary rooting interest in UT and am heartened to see that some of the Vol fans don’t think the Derek Dooley hire is as lame as it seemed last Friday. Given the key injuries at a school where having quality depth just doesn’t happen, his W/L last year seems inevitable. I doubt a “better” coach would have been able to compensate (except for that loss to Utah State, that’s just inexcusable)

I feel there’s still one more thing to do at UT; fire Mike Hamilton. Lane Kiffin was your karmic payback for dumping Phil so unceremoniously after only two bad seasons.

Am I the only one who, upon first seeing this post, assumed the drawing of the guy in the UT Pimp hat was a photorealistic representation of Lane Kiffin?

Really?

@16…….your boss should be given a medal. You gotta set a precedent for dealing with whiny bitches quickly and decisively.

Shaggy Bevo has, per capita, the best forum avatars. That is all.

Uh, blogs are terrible? Folks also said nasty things about Kiffin and his family in the medium of rock and paint, and nobody is complaining about the continuing existence of rocks and paint. Yes, blogs are terrible, but mostly because people are terrible, and will find ways to express that terribleness, even if it means peeing in the snow.

even if it means peeing in the snow.

‘fesser, O has been a little slow lately. I’m sure that mischievous mind is waiting for the proper moment.

Byrne will dome any stadium to keep out the bats:

http://barkingcarnival.fantake.com/2009/09/09/second-degree-byrne/