IN YOUR HEART YOU KNOW IT'S RIGHT

UGA fans will be lining up at planned parenthood just to piss off the SEC Savior.

Yeah, cause Paulding County loves them ’bortions.

Thom Brennaman will be going the extra mile and volunteering to carry one of Tebow’s children.

“an alleged car wreck where he plowed a Lexus full of comely young lasses into a lake and then called UT higher-ups in a panic,”

Maybe Kiffin should’ve left Tennessee to run for Ted Kennedy’s seat instead ot going to USC.

@1

Wow, I knew that Tebow was a great college football player, but he is also super genius. All along his plan was to eradicate a generation of Georgia fans. Athens would be a wonderful place if it wasn’t for the Dawg fans.

I was soooo glad when I saw that the FoF Dominionist ad was going to have Tim on it…as the girlie said, once she found out, “So, this means we get to hate Tebow again?”

Yes, yes we do.

Nope….not even touching this one. Every thought/comment that came to mind after reading this post will pretty much guarantee that my first born will come out with flipper hands or something so no…not even chancing it. Good day.

1. Me neither. Let’s go play with trucks or something.

@ #7 – No worries. I thought the same and my boy turned out fine. The flippers are great fun in the family pool, and you hardly notice the extra ear. If you squint just the right way, he almost looks normal, and as an added bonus, the circus pays well these days.

“Because He is Lawd! Lawd! Lawd! LAWD!” [/cartmen voice]

Proof positive that Nick Saban

(a) cannot see the future; or

(b) there are no stairs in the Phillipines.

The Bills want to hire Chan Gailey. That’s pretty funny…

I’m not as much of a fan of the Freek as some (a fan, sure, but not over the top), but THAT is genius. Right down to the couple on the bottom right – those of you not familiar, that a woman and a man, moving left to right.

Until you showed that photo of Kiffins I never understood why Tennessee hired him in the first place. What was the attraction? It’s because he’s toothless.

Hmmmm…gonna bite my tongue on this one. Carry on Tim, carry on.

Kiffin is definitely a shitbag, but we can’t leave out DACOACHO. He’s at Kiffin’s side through all of this, if not leading some of it himself.

DACOACHO is a shitbag.

In terms of career moves, this is about parallel with Nick Leeson’s decision to trade derivatives for Barings Bank back in the ’90s / Ben Affleck taking the Gigli gig / Michael Jordan going the minor league baseball route.

But given this is being done in the ground zero infancy of his professional career actually makes it much worse than any of those. Oh my terrible.

Somehow in all the Hello Kiffin discussions, there is one missing factor – his father, who is likened to a saint and held blameless. If you have such a lying shithole for a son, who’s to blame? The acorn doesn’t fall far from the oak tree.

Hell, Orgeron didn’t show up until he was at eweesscee. I can remember far enough back that Danny Ford couldn’t stand his father and got in Monte’s face after a game when Clempson kicked NCSU’s ass. And Danny sure knew how to bend rules.

…I thought the Kiffster was an unsuccessful abortion…am I wrong?

Monte was the driving force in turning Clemson in to the NCAA in ’81. Kiffin was a terrible HC, but great football mind.

Steele to Tennessee as DC.

Coop-

Thanks for the context on Danny. Let’s pray for The Black Prince of Manhattan (Kansas, that is) as DC at UThug.

@ 17- I don’t understand all the wailing that Tebow is ruining his career and marketability. If the NFL will continue to employ homophobes, and players guilty of manslaughter and assault, I’m pretty sure they can find room for an otherwise squeaky clean QB espousing a mainstream political view held by 40-60% of the population, dependent on the wording of the question.

In a few NFL cities, it could actually make him more popular. Cfb fans skew dramatically right politically. I haven’t seen demographic studies of pro fans, but it could be similar.

I think you’d more likely find that coverage of college football skews dramatically towards coverage of the Big 12 and SEC, both of which skew way right compared to the rest of the country. I doubt a typical CFB fan in BLANKOPOLIS is measurably to the right of a non-football-loving BLANKOPOLian.

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You kids today and your silly usage of “homophobe” just kill me.

Do you know why the word “sucks” stands for “something awful”?

Because “sucks” is an abbreviation of “sucks dick,” which at one time was universally agreed-upon by men as being A Bad Thing — when done by men. “Blows” used to be a synonym, but seems to have passed into disuse for the most part.

Therefore, anyone who uses the term “sucks” for something they consider to be beyond awful is actually engaging in “homophobic” activity by casting aspersions upon one of the favorite activities of our gay brethren.

Better come up with a new term before the LGBT lobby gets around to you.

@22: I doubt that college football fans skew to the right, at least relative to their geographical distribution. SEC country certainly skews right, but that’s because they’re southerners, not because they’re college football fans. Furthermore, the NFL seems to be more popular in the north and on the west coast (partly because it has more competition with the college game in the south than in the northeast), so I’d guess the average NFL fan, purely on geography, is noticeably left of the average college fan.

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Closet case . . . ?

I think college football fans are much more conservative than the pro fans. If you look at the NFL cities, they are mostly in major markets in the Northeast, Midwest and West coast. This demographic is mostly in the more liberal leaning areas. Tebow should go ahead and make his ad, it’s not going to change many people’s minds.

Why would uga fans get abortions? It would make far more sense to send a terminator to 1987 and kill every Tebow in the Philippine phonebook.

Bill Hicks had some comments on this. I encourage you all to seek out said comments on the YouTubes.