Because you have no football to watch tonight because we are in the icy grips of the offseason, you may as well watch the geniuses behind Frisky Dingo get it on FX with their new opus, Archer at 10 p.m. EST. A show whose previews use the following phrases can't possibly go wrong:

--sex robe
--interracial porn
--cayenne kitty
--underwear gun

For those of you who just found this site via Google Search using these terms, you're probably a terribly ill person. Feel free to make yourself comfortable, since you're in the right place.