Play "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" with the question "Who/What is Troy Calhoun?"

OPTION ONE: An ersatz brand jeans discontinued after lead-tainted cloth killed and sickened 27 customers in the Greater Northwest era.

OPTION TWO: India's 15th most popular moped model

OPTION THREE: Played "Cowboy flung into horse watering trough #5 in Silverado."

OPTION FOUR: Air Force's head coach who is staying at his job and not going to Tennessee.

If you chose option four, you get Carl Kassell on your voicemail or home answering machine, but only after he sleeps with your girl and shows you how a real g do.

Tennessee is now down to David Cutcliffe of Duke, Derek Dooley of LA Tech, and Clemson defensive coordinator Kevin Steele. LET'S GET EXCITED!