TIME MACHINES: THE MOTIVATIONAL POSTER OF THE DAY

by Orson on Jan 13, 2010 1:23 PM EST

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Why would he need a time machine?

Tennessee could pay his buyout and bring him over. Wouldn’t surprise me these days.

by Leavitt Town on Jan 13, 2010 1:28 PM EST reply actions

I declare that Leavitt Town’s post is officially a rumor; and that means that we will all instantly believe it now, because by this point we are primed to believe any coaching-related rumor whatsoever no matter how bizarre.

Psst…I also hear Elvis is still alive and is all set to take over as interim coach in Gainesville after Tennessee hires Addazio.

by Blog Goliard on Jan 13, 2010 1:32 PM EST reply actions

Phil Fulmer clearly possesses a time machine*, or he’d be at USF as we speak.

*-fueled by nuclear schadenfreude.

by Jack Fact on Jan 13, 2010 1:33 PM EST reply actions

The Bowden boys have their phones fully charged and waiting.

by hobeg8r on Jan 13, 2010 1:36 PM EST reply actions

Ditto for Ron Prince.

by yoyofutbawl on Jan 13, 2010 1:50 PM EST reply actions

This will be even more awesome if, and God let it be so, Tennessee were to hire The Dread Pirate Leach.

by HoyaGoon on Jan 13, 2010 1:50 PM EST reply actions

Tommy heard that, and he is glaring disaprovingly in your direction. Now if you’ll excuse him, he needs head to Abilene to see what that siren’s all about.

by Biggus Rickus on Jan 13, 2010 1:50 PM EST reply actions

Any motivational posters featuring Rachel Glandorf-McCoy on the horizon? Maybe featuring her ass in a bikini?

by Brian on Jan 13, 2010 1:52 PM EST reply actions

Hey, Orson, didn’t you have a bet about the over-under of Kiffin’s tenure? And haven’t you just won that bet…?

by CKGator on Jan 13, 2010 2:27 PM EST reply actions

dammit

by Tom Tuberville on Jan 13, 2010 2:32 PM EST reply actions

At this point, it’s clear Holly’s gone AWOL and drinking, but do we have any word on whether she’s drowning her sorrows or celebrating?

by DevilGrad on Jan 13, 2010 2:39 PM EST reply actions

RichRod to Knoxville.

I have absolutely no basis for that statement.

You heard it hear first.

by devidee on Jan 13, 2010 2:41 PM EST reply actions

12 – If it happened I think it would be met with a collective shrug at this point.

by cantcatchuf on Jan 13, 2010 2:47 PM EST reply actions

Devidee, if that happens, a sea of Maize and Blue faithful will show up and burn Knoxville to the ground. No way in hell we’re going through program instability again.

Ah, who am I kidding? We’re too nice to burn down Knoxville. We’ll just hire Blackwater to do it for us.

by SafetyDan on Jan 13, 2010 3:00 PM EST reply actions