LSUFREEK: PETE CARROLL IS THROWN CLEAR AT THE LAST MOMENT

by Orson on Jan 11, 2010 4:38 PM EST

Seattle and Endor do look a lot alike.

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Freek should be enshrined.

by DrB on Jan 11, 2010 4:45 PM EST reply actions

But USC is too big to fail….Bailout!!!

Nice work Freak.

by tzubear on Jan 11, 2010 4:50 PM EST reply actions

Chad Jones, the Dreadlock of Doom as he was so lovingly called is leaving school early damn it.

by Kevin@LSU on Jan 11, 2010 4:54 PM EST reply actions

Nice.

by BoredCPA on Jan 11, 2010 5:01 PM EST reply actions

Somebody save the Song Girls!

by Barbecue Hashmark on Jan 11, 2010 5:06 PM EST reply actions

Perfect. Pete Calipari, I mean Carroll, will be back in college football by 2014.

by Brian B on Jan 11, 2010 5:11 PM EST reply actions

They’re going to Seattle with him to serve as a sacrifice to the Rain Gods. Sorry.

by yoyofutbawl on Jan 11, 2010 5:22 PM EST reply actions

Are the graduate students in Seattle as good as the ones in L.A.?

by AnOwlByAnyOtherName on Jan 11, 2010 5:24 PM EST reply actions

Yavin IV, btw. not Endor.

by joe on Jan 11, 2010 6:07 PM EST reply actions

But, Big Butt Dept:

Somehow it would have been nice to see Kim Kardashian’s world famous assets somehow in the latest Freek Masterpiece.

by Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me on Jan 11, 2010 6:09 PM EST reply actions

Freek… without a doubt, this is your finest hour.

by commodore_dude on Jan 11, 2010 6:23 PM EST reply actions

why does the dismembered arm make me smile everytime?

by dirt sandwich on Jan 11, 2010 6:48 PM EST reply actions

okay…this time you have stepped over the line of mixing nerdiness with muderous mayhem….

oh wait… the line is way out there?? never mind

luv ya freek… in a bromance sort of way of course

by BoKno on Jan 11, 2010 6:49 PM EST reply actions

When do we get the Mangino/Weis as Jabba the Hutt being blown apart on the sail barge?

by cantcatchuf on Jan 11, 2010 7:02 PM EST reply actions

Freek,
Everyone always polishes your apples…I will save the gratuitous money shot for this one. So damned true that it hurts….

by Der Schatten on Jan 11, 2010 7:03 PM EST reply actions

Freek’s a normal guy – he puts his pants on one leg at the time.

Only difference is, once he gets his pants on, he PWNS THE INTERNETS.

by Vandy J on Jan 11, 2010 7:25 PM EST reply actions

@6
I agree with you….the diabolical side of me says this is one big smokescreen to bail Pete outta USC til the heat fades, and then he can go on and be the next coach at Notre Dame once they fire Kelly in year 3 or 4….I dont think ND can wait another 3 yrs to win a MNC as quick as Nick Saban did, and they will be looking for a championship coach who had a go at the NFL and realized he didnt like it because its a cold business and now just wants to win forever at a school rich in tradition….its like its already been scripted…USC will be fine, they are really loaded for next year…ND had their try with Charlie and are losing some playmakers to the NFL, so Ill wait and see…..and there is no coffee on Endor…..

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jan 11, 2010 8:48 PM EST reply actions

After seeing this (another in a long line of) Lsufreek masterpiece, I can only conclude that the wrong guy is getting $35 million over 5 years.

by Crabapple Buck on Jan 11, 2010 8:50 PM EST reply actions

I’m Nick Saban and I approve of this message…

Btw, I still don’t have time for this shit

by Nick Saban on Jan 11, 2010 8:53 PM EST reply actions

Seriously, Freek is the “Daniel A. Moore” of the interwebs

by haybeav on Jan 11, 2010 8:54 PM EST reply actions

Does this leave Mike Garrett to plead to Chewbacca defense when the NCAA comes calling?

by DevilGrad on Jan 11, 2010 8:58 PM EST reply actions

Does that make Kim Kardashian is the Death Star? Yea that’s about right.

“I used to bull’s-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They’re not much bigger than two meters.” — hood rat, womp rat, its all the same really.

by Brian on Jan 11, 2010 10:44 PM EST reply actions

Crabapple-

Start to savor your 2010 NC as Tressell has discovered the forward pass. Unless Satan hires The Witch of Endorannarborlansingiowacitiuspaternus to hex you.

Or jes ol urb done gets uppity. Take yer choice.

by yoyofutbawl on Jan 11, 2010 11:50 PM EST reply actions

I wouldn’t be surprised if at least 2/5 of the East Coast, confronted with a map and instructions to locate Seattle, pointed to Endor.

by Gihyou on Jan 11, 2010 11:59 PM EST reply actions

I wonder what Pete Carrol would say about Pete Carrol jumping to the NFL early.

by vegas_buckeye on Jan 12, 2010 12:15 AM EST reply actions

Is USC really considering Jack Del Rio? What USC needs is the following:
1. High moral/character guy to deal with the looming sanctions
2. A cool, calm, and collected personality like Carrol- those SoCal boys would probably cry and want to transfer if a guy like Leach or Patterson got the job
3. Someone with at least some success at a major program
4. Someone who runs the pro-style offense b/c that is what all their talent is used to running.

Sounds like Mark Richt to me.

by ccrider on Jan 12, 2010 9:20 AM EST reply actions

I guess this makes Notre Dame = Alderaan?

by Ltrain on Jan 12, 2010 9:33 AM EST reply actions

As a long suffering Jags fan, I am happy to present USC fans a surly coach with a .500 record…….sort of like Paul Hackett, but better looking…..

by Wayne Weaver on Jan 12, 2010 9:39 AM EST reply actions

@Ltrain, #27

I guess UCLA would be Hoth. A slow, plodding, methodical destruction of an inferior opponent who somehow lives to fight another day (Neuheisel).

by That 5.0 Guy on Jan 12, 2010 10:00 AM EST reply actions

@Ltrain #27
@5.0 Guy #28

Does that mean that Cal-Berkeley is Kashyyyk with all of the unshaven Wookies climbing trees? Or are they the more cuddly version of Endor with its Ewoks?

by Geaux Irish on Jan 12, 2010 1:51 PM EST reply actions