GEORGIA, JOE KINES IS WAITING AND READY

I heard that Joe Lee Dunn was sítting by the phone waiting patiently.

Oh please make it so. Then when Richt gets canned, Donnan can come back, QC can be the quarterbacks coach, and it’ll be just like the late 90s all over again.

This. Has. To. Happen.

I, like many Georgia faithful, was hoping that Kirby Smart might be the next defensive coordinator. I’m sure that he made a very thoughtful and heartfelt decision on staying at UA and I wish him and his family continued success.

On a different note, we obviously can’t keep this up indefinitely. I’m out of the loop on the recruiting front, but I can’t imagine that our upcoming class is benefitting from this uncertainty.

If you look at the trend lines, it’s obvious that Willie had to go. The decision was still the right one to make. But with each passing day I’m worrying about the long term impact on the program.

Now I’m mindful that Smart is the only serious, confirmed offer, but: What’s so unattractive about UGA that all of these coaching candidates would turn it down?

“ladies and gentlement of bulldawg nation, i am pleased to introduce to you our new defensive coordinator, carl torbush.”

#3

It’s all the top 10 recruiting classes and undeveloped raw talent that’s so darn unappealing. partner that with knowing you will receive all the credit for improving the only-can-go-up TO margin/tackling abilities/adjustment skills and this becomes downright disgusting to think about even stepping foot in Athens. Even for double the salary.

I’m still hoping for the Ghost of Buddy Ryan.

And my doctor will be getting a Xanax refill request right about now!

Nick Saban, the man who once said “I’m not going to be the Alabama coach,” now says "Kirby is going to be staying here at the University of Alabama with us." I would like to see the new deal before jumping to conclusions.

That said, Jon Tenuta is tanned, rested and ready.

No worries, Dawgs…just rely on that veteran QB to outscore teams next year. What? Oh, nevermind…..

CA DAwg, just picked up the Rx for Xanax yesterday morning…will pop two as soon as my tires hit the driveway.

Let’s see, now what did I do with the left over handle of Old Crow I had from the National Championship Game Party??? Ah, yes, here it is.

If ya’ll need me, I’ll be in a drunken stupor over in this corner of the interwebs for the rest of the week.

Regards,

Stoopnagle.

I’m waiting for your call bulldogs!

HA HA HA. Hey Kirby, go get me some Qdoba…

4

Don’t laugh. I’ll take our last year’s defense at Starksville over last year’s at UGA any day. He did one helluva job with next to zero talent. The guy has FAIL written all over him as a HC but he knows defense.

It’s ok, I couldn’t have taken that ridiculous fucking haircut for the next five years anyway.

@14

Agreed, Carl is not a bad DC, his defenses at BAMA were one of the bright points in an otherwise miserable time.

Why would Coach Kirby Smart leave Tuscaloosa at this point in time to be DC or even head coach in Athens…there will be many national championships brought home to Tuscaloosa over the next decade, who can blame him for wanting to be part of that…how does that dick taste bulldog fans?…ROLL TIDE MOTHERFUCKERS

’Bama’s gonna win ferever! WOOOOO! SUCK IT!

@15

Be happy, when UGA finally decides to let Ned Flanders go, Coach Supercuts will be headed your way as the new UGA coach with 1 or 2 more years training under Dark Lord Saban.

You know, it’s threads like this that make me think all college football fans should have a slave following them around and whispering in their ears, “Thy program is not but cyclical.”

@20

Not all fans. I am quite aware of the cyclical nature of college football. Although with the right coach, a program can be at or near the top for awhile. There are those special coaches who can adapt and have more than one span of success. Some are too stubborn to change and end up in failing at the end. Bryant was an example of those who can adapt. Other successful coaches have failed to adapt, therefore had only one period of success. Saban is capable of small changes, we do not know if he will be able to make wholesale changes in his strategies. We may never know, as he may decide to retire or move on before we know that truth.

OK, enough with the serious shit, this is not the place for anything serious.

@14

not saying that torbush is a bad coach, just that he’s like their 11th choice.

16

Agreed. I grew up solid Crimson, mah cuz played fer Ears. Wanted a me-canical engineering degree. Hence, no Bammer, got sent to Starksville from Meridian/Jackson instead of Tusc. (for $138 per semester more outta state, 1970). Saved mah soul from the depths of perdition. Give Torbush a break, SDSBSers.

17, you may want to dial down on the Redtube, at least while you’re doing the sports blog comment thing.

O bla di O bla da. Life will go on.

If Smart informed the powers that be at Georgia the same way he informed the public about his decision, i.e. through Saban, I am pretty sure he will never be offered the HC job at UGA.

As for Bama being rulers of the universe, I would just like to refer you to the middle third of the season when “the greatest team in the entire world” couldn’t score for shit. This was a down year in general for college football. Alabama will be strong next year, but they may be a bit surprised when they actually have to face real competition in the SEC. There was a lot of transition this year in teh SEC. I think a number of teams are going to be far stronger next year.

it’s amazing to me how bama fans forget the years of shula, the week of anderson, the betrayal of franchie.

FYI Carl Torbush is NOT available. He’s joined the Big 12 North Super Staff at the University of Kansas, along with a whole mess of badass recruiters. Let the good times roll, baby.

Also, Georgia’s choice is obvious: DICK BUMPAS.

@26

That’s what winning a national championship does…makes you forget the goff, donnan and richt years…