Jokes go from fresh to current to tired to dead and then into classic. A shirt referencing Art Schlicter in 2009 qualifies as classic, especially when paired with the vintage Oregon "Domestic Abuse Donald Duck" logo. (HT: Duck Voodoo.) (It's real!)
This is your open thread for the Grandaddy of Them All, The Rose Bowl. If you are the playoff loving sort, it happens to be the grandfather you feed bacon daily, praying some of that porkfat will clank to a stop in his arteries and make you rich.