Leach fired. Texas Tech are officially the stupidest motherfuckers on the face of the planet. New head coach announced: Craig James, of no coaching experience, ability, or prior aspirations to be a head coach. Jesus Jack Daniels Christ, there's analysis to follow, but Texas Tech just ate a hand grenade salad, shat out the pins, and then gave the thumbs-up as the whole mess rumbled in their belly.

PIrates. Sometimes they get keelhauled.