SUPERB QUOTES FROM THIS DAY'S MEDIA DOODLING

by Orson on Dec 29, 2009 1:43 PM EST

1. Via GoBearcats.com: Mardy Gilyard, Cincy Wide Receiver and gourmand on his childhood of what we'll call "cooking on a budget:"

"Take a mayonaisse sandwich, toast it just slightly and it will taste like a porterhouse"

2. University of Oregon offensive coordinator Mark Helfrich on Oregon's running backs (via Ken Gordon.

"LaMichael is our guy, and LeGarrette gives us a good counter-punch."

Love you forever, Falcon Punch gif.

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Helfrich deserves +100 COCKTAILS if he followed that comment with a knowing wink and eyebrow raise.

by Whohah on Dec 29, 2009 1:52 PM EST reply actions

If anyone deserves a big payday in the NFL, it would seem to be Mardy Gilyard. In fact, with the death of Chris Henry, Gilyard could be a terrific complement to Chad Johnson.

by ohiodawg on Dec 29, 2009 2:09 PM EST reply actions

that falcon punch gif should have its own cable channel.

by jd on Dec 29, 2009 2:11 PM EST reply actions

Counter-punch is not the same as sucker-punch.

by JTG on Dec 29, 2009 2:50 PM EST reply actions

Chris Henry made a turrible mistake trying to reenact Teen Wolf.

by jester on Dec 29, 2009 3:04 PM EST reply actions

@1 – I picture him giving the media a big “amirite?!” look afterward. And dammit, I was so mesmerized by the PI-YOW of the graphics that I couldn’t take my eyes off the screen and knocked over a bottle of co’cola on a huge stack of documents. Fuck.

by haveagreatday on Dec 29, 2009 3:15 PM EST reply actions