MERRY RON PRINCE-MAS TO YOU

by Orson on Dec 24, 2009 9:55 AM EST

To begin EDSBS's Christmas break properly, we leave you with a reminder of what the holidays are, to us at least, all about: getting America's hottest young coach hired again after his misunderstood and brilliant run at Kansas State. We're off until at least Saturday, so enjoy your holiday, stay safe, and let the cat gnaw on the Christmas lights a bit. Voltage keeps 'em strong.

I'm dreaming of a Ron Prince-mas
Special teams coach? He's so much more...

He can build a winner
Make turkey dinners
His goatee's bullet proof, and smells like S'mores...

I'm dreaming of a Ron Prince-mas
Notre Dame, you missed your shot
May your programs catch fire, and buuuuuuuuuurn
And may all your Prince-mases be hot.

(Piano break)

Because your football programs are on fire.
Because you didn't hire Ron Prince.
UVA was 82nd in net punting on his watch!
He went 5-7 in the Big 12 North!
WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED PEOPLE?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

(Sounds of weeping, glass breaking, pots and pans thrown down basement stairs.)

(End piano interlude.)

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I'm dreaming of a Ron...Prince-mas...
He's Jon Gosselin on HGH
May your days be merry, and bright
His attorney keeps the buyout clauses tight...

Merry Ron Prince-mas to you all, and to all a good night.

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*This message is a paid advertisement by THE CORPORATION TO GET RON PRINCE HIRED AS A HEAD FOOTBALL COACH, Charlottesville, VA.

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and a Merry Ron Prince-mas to all you good folk at EDSBS who keep us ravening CFB fans so very amused.

by SC_Eer on Dec 24, 2009 10:12 AM EST reply actions

The power of one to you all, and don’t forget your power towel.

by Albino Tornado on Dec 24, 2009 10:27 AM EST reply actions

Merry Christmas to the EDSBS crew and extended EDSBS family!!

by General Disarray on Dec 24, 2009 11:59 AM EST reply actions

Merry Christmas everyone, and a Happy Festivus too!

by Kevin@LSU on Dec 24, 2009 12:39 PM EST reply actions

Merry Christmas Orson, TCOAN, Holly, and Freek!

by Lorenzo Von Matterhorn on Dec 24, 2009 12:46 PM EST reply actions

Merry Christmas everyone!

I’ll just leave this here… http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v188/mdl2006/KellySign.jpg

by NatiJacket on Dec 24, 2009 1:02 PM EST reply actions

Those photoshops and MS paint jobs are all I want for Christmas.* God bless you, EDSBS crew, God bless everyone.

*But a new UF offensive coordinator would be nice, too.

by Jack Fact on Dec 24, 2009 2:35 PM EST reply actions

So, Spence is gone we can pretty much post anything we like, right? That’s gonna be different.

by bitterhorn on Dec 24, 2009 3:03 PM EST reply actions

Merry Christmas to Orson & family, freek, Holly, Doug, etc.

I look forward to visiting in the new year for my fix and my wish is that you feature a woman as a Digital Viking in 2010.

by Psmith on Dec 24, 2009 4:23 PM EST reply actions

To Orson, TCOAN, Holly, LSUFreek, Ghost of Jay Cutler, and all you crazy kids: Merry Christmas from the family.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg

by the ex-croominator on Dec 24, 2009 5:44 PM EST reply actions

It’s everything I ever wanted for Christmas.

Merry Christmas EDSBS, and remember…

every time a bell rings, the defense gets a Joe Cox interception.

by CincySooner on Dec 24, 2009 6:24 PM EST reply actions

To Orson, Holly,Doug, Peter,TCOAN and the lil Tim Wuerffel-Spurrier Swindle,Jr.com.edu III, I wish you a Merry Christmas, and I leave you with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao77mT_KZxU

and this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fe11OlMiz8

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Dec 24, 2009 6:48 PM EST reply actions

Hey, there’s a bowl game kicking off in a half-hour, and I have tickets.

Happy Sheraton Hawaii Bowl, people!

by AZDuck on Dec 24, 2009 7:30 PM EST reply actions

Happy Holidays & Merry Christmas to the people of EDSBS. Thanks for putting out the best CFB opinion out there and let us all pray Ron Prince gets a cushy job in somewhere like, say, oh, I don’t know, the ACC. That’s a conference that could use his dynamic and forward-thinking football ways.

by John F on Dec 24, 2009 9:04 PM EST reply actions