CURIOUS INDEX, 12/23/2009
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"Beavers do like to ride the pole." If you want someone, anyone to blame for Oregon State playing the worst game we've seen them play since getting trounced by Penn State 45-14 in 2008, blame Cirque du Soleil. We don't giggle until they do the little peyote trooper tiptoe run with the curved arms across the stage. (HT: LBS) Gilded Quebecois circus drifters operating our nation's largest drug-smuggling and human-trafficking ring aside, BYU also played a large part in that by doing their best '89 Canes imitation and hitting anyone on the field at anytime regardless of whether they had the ball or not. Oh, you missed the fourth quarter of a blowout where BYU racked up 30 yards of personal foul yardage on a single play? This is why you don't turn the channel, even when an almost-Rose Bowl-bound Pac-10 team is getting rake-beaten by a Mountain West team blown out by Florida State earlier in the season. THE LAS VEGAS BOWL: WHERE AMAZING HAPPENS. (BYU fans are happy about it, anyway.) Did you know only 8.4% of CEOs are valedictorians? Suck it, John Weisburger who didn't get a B in Calculus in his last semester because he was too busy partying! The math skills flexed by the Wiz here are shamefully weak, and this is coming from someone baffled by anything past his fingers and toes, but he only deserves opprobrium for passing on the stupid unscrutinized and unopened. The Wall Street Journal of all places passes along statistically insignificant crap with a smile re: recruiting rankings, which aren't and have never been as bad as we want them to be. WOOO SEC SPEED. We find it odd that Markihe Anderson has 11 speeding tickets, since his specialty is letting others blow by him at high speed, not the other way around. Alachua County and its surrounding environs are notoriously honeycombed with speed traps, so much so that the town of Lawtey was listed as an official no-go zone by Triple A in the 1990s. Throw dumb aggressive football players into that, and traffic tickets are bound to shake out like candy from a pinata. (We got five speeding tickets in our eighteenth year, and that was driving an '87 Ford Escort Station Wagon. A real car plus us would have equalled serious record-setting ticketage.) Mmm, Mesh-y. The Rivalry shows you "Mesh,", the indefensible play both on the real football field, and also when you're thrashing ass on the XBox/Game Console of Your Choice. Oh, now you bitches want us to break out the fresh truncheons. Texas, you know this means submissions are out, and that Alabama won't hear you tapping out over the noise of the crowd, right? Just be prepared for that if it comes to that. |
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Dear me, does the Pasadena PD have even the slightest idea what’s coming? This isn’t the usual SC-fans-skipping-the-new-year’s-day-brunch-and-scramble at the country club and a bunch of Big 10 fans who can’t get over being able to wear shorts without anything falling off…
by dc trojan on Dec 23, 2009 10:20 AM EST reply actions
So BCS teams average over 12 Top 100 recruits each. Assuming four years of Top 100 recruits available total, .084 × 1,496/400 = 31.4 percent, which means the BCS teams account for about one-third of the Top 100. So 10 of the 120 Div. 1A teams (8.3 percent) account for 31 percent of the Top 100 players. What stupid point was the WSJ trying to make again?
by Golden Hand on Dec 23, 2009 10:40 AM EST reply actions
@DC – the big question is, if Los Angeles gets torched, shreaded and, generally, destroyed will anyone notice or just assume its natural disasters?
by GamecockTony on Dec 23, 2009 10:44 AM EST reply actions
I started to watch the Lost wages Bowl last night until I saw who the announcing crew was. I switched away immediately. Rece Davis is a pretty good play-by-play man (IMHO) but there is no way I’m subjecting myself to three hours of May Holtz.
by SC_Eer on Dec 23, 2009 10:48 AM EST reply actions
@4
So you’re saying you missed Lou Holtz continued forcing of “the rugby styled punt” down every other viewers throat?
That wind was ridiculous last night.
@1
There is nothing I would like to see more than a Bama title followed by LA styled rioting with all the Bama fans getting on planes, in rv’s and pickups and leaving for the South the next morning.
Report that ESPNLA
by InTheBleachers on Dec 23, 2009 10:56 AM EST reply actions
Detective Lieutenant Frank Drebin put it best: “Nice Beaver”.
by Paul's Johnson on Dec 23, 2009 11:08 AM EST reply actions
So, let me get this straight.
Taking the redshirts into consideration, roughly 25% percent of the Top 100 prospects are playing in bowl this year. Of that pool of 126 playing in bowl games, 34 “Top 100’s” are playing in a BCS bowl. Those 34 lucky ones, represent a whopping 27% of the “8.4%” playing in bowl games. Now the BCS itself, with it’s 5 games, represent only 15% of all the bowl games. This mean an average of 6.8 Top 100 prospects will be showcased in BCS games, while a scant average of 3.3 Top 100s will be on dispplay for all of the other bowl games.
Q.E.D : Having more being a Top 100 propect on a team, is condusive of being on a BCS team, when of course just speaking of the bowl teams.
by Kevin@LSU on Dec 23, 2009 11:30 AM EST reply actions
http://secsportshub.com/message-board?topic=4713.msg30706;topicseen
Willie Martinez to UF to coach Linebackers or DB’s?
by Kerwin4two on Dec 23, 2009 11:32 AM EST reply actions
Wall Street JournaLOL’d.
This does nothing to dissaude me from thinking that journalism is essentially shitty writing peppered with ‘facts.’
by DougoUConnPlaysFootballs? on Dec 23, 2009 12:19 PM EST reply actions
DC @ 1 – having lived there for a good portion of my time, no, the Pasadena Police Department never has any idea what’s coming.
I expect a fair amount of griping from those visiting the Rosemont for breakfast near the Bowl that grits and other necessities of Southern breakfast are not on the menu.
by Signal to Noise on Dec 23, 2009 12:23 PM EST reply actions
Hitting Below the Belt Dept:
Texas fans selling t-shirts with:
“In Texas Bear Bryant is Just Another Ex-Aggie”
Man, that is really hitting below the belt, but I love it!
It will be fun having all of these ’Bama fans in LA. Though it might come as a shock to them all of the sun and non-armpit smell all over the place over here.
by Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me on Dec 23, 2009 1:09 PM EST reply actions
Stacy…Bama fans will be enamored with your bankrupt corner of the world overrun with illegals and gang bangers.
by Jim Grizzle on Dec 23, 2009 1:21 PM EST reply actions
@12 Jimmy G: I wish they would stay away. My big concern is that once they have been to SoCal, it will be hard for them to go back to the sticks. This place is packed with foreigners from all over the place, including Louisiana, West Virginia, Iowa and Minnehaha.
by Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me on Dec 23, 2009 1:28 PM EST reply actions
@ SKLM – I guess I get the armpit smell comment, but not the part about the sun… is Alabama particularly overcast in your opinion?
by Sparrow on Dec 23, 2009 2:13 PM EST reply actions
@14, Rory Sparrow:
In So Cal, we have mostly sunny days (with NO humidity) – 187 days per year,
while down in Sweet Home Awabama, the figure is 99 days per year (with a ton of humidy, thus, the armpit smell comment explanation)
This is true because it is on the internets, here is the source:
http://www.worldfactsandfigures.com/weatherfacts/numbersunny_city_desc.php
But, if it is any consolation, I would rather be in Bama than Kabul.
by Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me on Dec 23, 2009 2:26 PM EST reply actions
Kerwin4two – looks like he’ll be safeties coach if it happens, heater to LB’s (which he has coached before elsewhere) and Heater/McCarney as co DCs. I hope it DOESN’T happen.
re: the tickets article, Jeremy Fowler needs to find something better to write about. GPD and UPD have it out for football players and athletes in general. Fowler is just piling on right now. I hope he gets nothing but coal and dog shit in his stocking.
by salty dog saloon on Dec 23, 2009 3:19 PM EST reply actions
I’m really looking forward to my trip to Cali. I’m especially excited about finally seeing the sun.
by Etch Westgrin on Dec 23, 2009 7:06 PM EST reply actions
52% Sun annually + millions of illegal Mexicans = no armpit smell. Got it.
by Griese Taco on Dec 24, 2009 9:08 AM EST reply actions
Etch,
DON’T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE SUN1
Taco,
I also heard that California clouds come not from moisture in the air, but rather fire on the ground.
by Kevin@LSU on Dec 24, 2009 9:37 AM EST reply actions
Aw-ite you cali shitheads listen up. the only thing you got out there is a trophy that I’m bringing back here so you can go screw yourself with your self indulgent smugness and pc spewing attitude. you assholes wouldn’t last a minute anywhere but out there so I suggest you stay the hell out of everywhere else cause not only don’t we want you but if you show up anywhere else we’re gonna kick yer asses back where you came from.
by nick saban on Dec 24, 2009 11:52 AM EST reply actions
California vs Awabama Dept:
@20 Hey NIckster: Funny post. Clarification: In So Calif we have Smog, what you are talking about -> smug - occurs in Northern Calif, by the way.
How about this fair exchange: You kick out all Californians in your state and we kick out all Awabamies in our state. Fair deal? I am sure we would come out on top of this exchange, by the way.
by Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me on Dec 24, 2009 1:04 PM EST reply actions
Aren’t illegal Mexicans considered Californians? If so, SKLM, you got a deal…at least after Jan 9th, when I will be leaving Cali.
by bamachine on Dec 24, 2009 3:53 PM EST reply actions
@bamachine: No Californian with any self-respect ever calls our fine state “Cali.” It’s a lame-ass creation of would-be hipsters who think “Baywatch” was a reality show. I hear somebody use the term and I know they play pup tent with Miley Cyrus dolls.
And ya know what? I’ll take our Mexicans over your white trash any day. Their food’s better and they speak better English than my relatives in Tuscumbia.
by OJ's Last Fan on Dec 24, 2009 6:10 PM EST reply actions
OJ,
Ya dipshit, I do not call it “Cali” to be faux-hip but from this little thing called abbreviation. FWIW, I do like authentic Mexican food and about 75% of the illegals that are here. It is the other 25%, who are the criminals Mexico wanted to get rid of, I am offering up to your state. I am sure they would feel right at home in CALI. In fact I will throw in the white trash for free. You did want to see your family didn’t ya? With all that, let me add this, Merry Christmas, MF.
by bamachine on Dec 25, 2009 2:58 PM EST reply actions

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